The dragon king's horn has become a chopstick or it gives me face, after all, I am really greedy, people really want to change a fork toothpick diet tablets I don't have to bear it?

The sword can be chopped and stabbed, the axe and hammer also have domineering moves, the lupine gourd is inconvenient to fight and can also be used as a portable accessory decoration, even if I give me a fork toothpick diet tablet, I can still use it as a hidden weapon, how can I call this half-length chopstick......

I put a few grapes on the dragon king's horn in frustration, and finally inserted an apple on it, and suddenly nervously turned my head and danced at Xiao'e's eyebrows: "applepen!"

Xiao'e was stunned......

I ate the apples and ran up the grapes, and I started to study it again, how to use it, Harry Potter's two times are not scientific, I am a serious school of cultivation, I don't advocate Western superstition, and what wooden sticks turn into eagles and birds are bluffing things.

I asked Xiao'e: "You give me an idea, do you have any suitable exercises to match the current shape of the Dragon King's Horn?"

Xiao'e was also distressed about this: "If it was the original appearance of branches and forks, there was also a set of Qimen weapons called Thousand-Armed Guanyin that could be used together, but now it has changed into this appearance, not long, not short, not sharp, not dull, but the child doesn't know." ”

Hey, senior cultivators can't help it, so I don't have any tricks, it seems that I can only continue to cultivate, and after it evolves to the fifth stage, I can become a Seagod Needle Envoy.

When I had nothing to do, I chatted with Xiao'e while eating grapes with the dragon king's horns: "Talk to me again, how did you act as a two-sided spy in the first place, Xichun and Manrou both gave you money, didn't they?

I guess I've seen too much Infernal Affairs, and I'm very curious about Xiao'e's experience.

Xiao'e was originally still free and casual, but she couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed when she mentioned this matter again: "Godfather, you know that I have practiced the Yangchun Heart Sutra and have feelings for you, it is not easy for me to forcibly restrain me, if you always mention these things, I am afraid that I will ......"

"Look at you kid, why don't you have any concentration, let's just study the condition, you are all demons, maybe it's good to chat. ”

Xiao'e sighed as if she didn't understand, and began to answer my questions.

"At first, my mother asked me to pretend to be obedient to Manrou and be an undercover agent to find out the news in your lives. I should have listened to my mother's words, but later I was bewitched by Man Rou and Tianchi, so they revealed the news of you and your mother. I didn't ask for any good money on either side, and I didn't like money, and I only thought about marrying you in the future. As for what you said about stimulating or not, I don't know much, but the days of retreat with my godfather and mother are happy and sad, happy is to be able to spend more time with you, sad is that you only have your mother in your eyes, and you never care about me...... If I had to choose again, I wouldn't help Manrou again, I hate myself now for being too selfish, hurting my mother and heart, and being despised by you......"

"I don't mean to look down on you, that's right!" Speaking of this, I remembered it, and I pointed at Xiao'e with the dragon king's horn: "There is something I have always forgotten to ask, did you tell Manrou about my tryst with Xichun in retreat?!"

Xiao'e lowered her head in shame, as if she wanted to defend herself: "Yes, but if my mother doesn't tell me, I won't have a chance to ......."

"Shut up! I still want to shake the pot!" I was so angry in my heart, all the good days were all stirred up by her.

But deep down in my heart, I know that I can't blame her, if it weren't for my own flowers, if it weren't for Xichun's secret spy, if it weren't for my informality and making Xiao'e emotional, if it weren't for Yangchun's heart Sutra, these things wouldn't have happened.

Xiao'e saw that I was just pretending to blame, but I wasn't angry, so she confessed her mistake to me with a hint of charm: "If my godfather is angry with his daughter, he will beat him like his mother......"

"Stop!" I interrupted Xiao'e: "I'm going to treat you, not to make you sick, don't tease me, don't tease me?!"

It seems that Xiao'e is really sick again, and she reached out to touch me, I scolded her for being useless, and she didn't hide when the dragon king horn pumped her hand, and I had no choice but to use a big move: "Xichun is coming?!"

Xiao'e was startled and quickly retracted her nymphomaniac appearance, and sat back honestly, at the same time, the door was pushed open, and Xichun really came.

Xichun hugged the rabbit with a smile on his face: "What are you two talking about?

I didn't do anything bad today, and I was confident when I spoke: "You don't send someone to spy on me? Why can I let you find me wherever I go one day?"

Xichun wrinkled his nose at me and snorted: "It's good to know, this mountain is full of my ears and eyes, don't do anything wrong." ”

Half of this was said to me, and the other half was obviously said to Xiao'e, Xiao'e blushed and got up and said, "The child is going to prepare dinner for his father." ”

Xichun En'en said twice: "That's good, let's eat shabu-shabu at night, I recently felt that the vegetarian dishes paid tribute by Wanyin Sect tasted good, and they were especially flavored with meat." ”

I hurriedly stopped: "Don't don't, don't eat hot pot today." ”

"Then what do you say? ”

"Let's order some noodles, let's just try to see if these chopsticks work." ”

"The noodles are not fragrant and ......"

"Xiangzui Xiangzui knows Xiangzui in one day, do you want to be like those pig fairies in Xianhuazhou?"

My words scared Xichun enough, she covered her face and said in a panic, "Will it be? If I continue to eat, will I become like that? Then eat noodles." ”

Xiao'e withdrew in response, beckoned the swan and flew away in a hurry, Xichun shouted: "Put more shredded meat, cut the shredded meat thicker and thicker~~~"

I pulled Xichun to sit down, and asked to warm up: "Little aunt has worked hard, how is it today? Those pig fairies are not easy to get along with, right?"

"Don't talk nonsense, godmothers are just a little bigger, and they're good, and they all spoil me very much, you see. Xichun took out a bunch of purse rouge: "You gave me so many gifts today." ”

Xichun had a code with them last time, although he knew that Liu Lao Liu could not have any relationship with these women, but he always called them as a joke behind his back. I picked up the purse and looked at it one by one, and smelled it again, only to find out that this is a purse, it is clearly a seasoning bag, it smells spicy and pungent, and the smell is too big.

Xichun said: "The folk customs of Huazhou are old, and there is an inheritance of food, these are the seasonings of the specialties there, and we have absolutely no in the state, but unfortunately I don't know what to call it... Oh, you're so smart, you might as well give these spices a name. ”

I smiled: "It's all sent by your godfather's woman, so let's call it Lao Godmother." ”

Xichun smiled like the moon: "The old godmother is good, I will use the old godmother to mix noodles for you later." ”

I fantasized about the appearance of the pig fairies' fat hand sauce, and I felt a chill in my heart, it is better to eat the vegetables of the Wanyin Sect, but I am sorry that I will be troubled by the problem of food hygiene in this life, miserable.

I was idle and brought the rabbit from Xichun's arms, and I don't know what to think, so I bit it twice on the ear, and the rabbit looked up at me, and it didn't matter.

Xichun smiled: "I've tried it a long time ago, it doesn't hurt to bite it at all, and it's still a godfather." ”

I was angry, picked up the seasoning bag and stuffed it into the rabbit's mouth: "Godfather can cure you, see if Godmother is good!"

The rabbit struggled left and right but didn't open its mouth, and I was angry and went to break it with both hands. Xichun has been using rabbits to relieve boredom these days, and he already has feelings, and he feels distressed when he sees my vicious scourge of rabbits, and pulls me hard: "Why are you making trouble, don't hurt the rabbits." ”

"Eh!" I suddenly felt a sharp pain on my fingers, and the rabbit actually bit me, and I was furious: "It is said that spirit beasts will not harm their masters, you are going to rebel!"

The rabbit took advantage of me to let go, snorted and jumped into Xichun's arms, squinting at me, and sipping his three-petal mouth.

My heart was even more angry: "What are you muttering?!

Xichun: "......"

I'm really not convinced, I can't even control my own spirit beast and I'm still a fart, I pointed at the rabbit: "Do you listen to me?"

The rabbit does not move.

I showed the Inviting Moon Treasure Knife, and I was afraid of hurting Xichun, so I picked up the Dragon King Horn casually: "Did I let you come down and listen?"

The rabbit still doesn't move......

At this time, Xiao'e flew back on a swan and asked, "The child is listening to the quarrel from afar, what's wrong?"

I waved the dragon king's horn: "It's none of your business, get out!"

"Eh, eh~~~~" The swan turned around and left, and the startled Xiao'e exclaimed.

Under Xiao'e's call, the swan turned around and flew back, Xiao'e looked dazed: "The goose is so strange, I didn't tell you to leave, why did you move by yourself." ”

I waved my hand again: "I told you to get out of the way, I didn't hear it!"

"Eh, eh~~~~" The swan turned around and flew away on its own, and the frightened Xiao'e exclaimed again.

The reaction of these two geese made my heart move, and I pointed at the swan with the dragon king's horn: "Go!"

The swan was about to turn around again, and I beckoned, "Come back!" and the swan didn't move.

I looked at the dragon king horn in my hand, could it be ......

Xichun also noticed the abnormality, and covered his mouth with a rabbit in surprise: "Could it be ......?"

Xiao'e also noticed the abnormality, and said in surprise: "Could it be ......?"

Could it be that ~~~~

I excitedly raised the dragon king's horn and shouted, "Could it be that it can fulfill my wish?!"

Xichun Xiao'e: "You think too much!"

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