The prologue of history has already begun, and all kinds of dark forces have appeared on the stage, occupying mountains as kings, enclosing land and building cities, shining in this world of demons dancing wildly, and immortal.

And what about our protagonist Zhou Tangyuan, what is he doing?

Is he standing on the cusp of history, admired by thousands of people, and spurned by the enemy? Or is he a beautiful woman, embracing left and right, relying on the halo of the protagonist, drunk and obsessed in the gentle countryside?

None of the above is possible.

Whether it is earth-shattering heroic deeds or an arrogant and lascivious life, it has nothing to do with him!

So, what the hell is he doing?

He was sleeping soundly, and his snoring was shocking! His figure at this time was an out-and-out fat man. From a distance, it looks like a round ball of meat, and between breaths, the stomach rises and falls regularly.

"Wake up, wake up!" Zhou Tangyuan was still asleep in the afternoon, holding hands with the school flower in his dream, shoulder to shoulder, walking under the cherry blossom tree, when you and I were sprinkling dog food, I was suddenly woken up by a hurried sound.

"There is no class in the afternoon, I'll sleep again!" Zhou Tangyuan waved his hands in a daze.

"Smack!"

A loud slap left five bright red finger marks on Zhou Tangyuan's face.

Zhou Tangyuan was furious, the crime of disturbing people's dreams was unforgivable, especially when he and the school flower were in a critical period, and they were about to give their first pure kiss, but at this time, they were woken up by others, and they couldn't bear it! Not to mention that he was slapped by someone!

But when he opened his eyes, he was completely blindfolded.

What's in front of you?

A crowd of fierce gods surrounded him. Holding a bright short knife in his hand, his body was mixed with the smell of blood and sweat, which made people dizzy when he smelled it.

Zhou Tangyuan felt in his heart at this time: Who am I, where am I, where am I from, where am I going? I must be dreaming.

"Grandma, you turtle son, you actually dare to sleep at this time, don't you look at my Scar King in your eyes!" The one-eyed man looked at the confused Zhou Tangyuan angrily, "Brothers, call me!"

The little brother of the Scar King, who is aggressive, quick with hands and feet, and skilled in business, punches and kicks Zhou Tangyuan.

"I'll fight with you!" Although Zhou Tangyuan couldn't figure out the situation in front of him, he was beaten but didn't fight back, which was definitely not his style.

Watching the excitement on the side, there were people who knew Zhou Tangyuan, and when they saw Zhou Tangyuan fighting back, their eyes widened, and they couldn't seem to believe it.

"How dare he fight back?"

"You must know that this Scar King is a well-known fierce character in the lower city!"

"Isn't he going to die?"

"I guess I'm also being forced to be anxious, and the protection fee charged by the Scar King is getting higher and higher!"

The partner next to him immediately covered the person's mouth, "Do you want to die?"

Looking at the talkative melon-eating crowd and the dying Zhou Tangyuan, the corner of the Scar King's mouth raised, revealing a big gold tooth, "Interesting, actually resisted? It seems that my Scar King hasn't made a move for too long, and cats and dogs dare to come out and jump!"

King Scar licked the meniscus knife in his hand with his tongue, "Let's leave an arm today!"

The sword light was cold, Zhou Tangyuan's hairs stood up, and every cell in his body was telling him to get out of the way, otherwise he would really lose an arm.

However, he was covered in bruises, not to mention dodging, but if he wanted to move his body like a normal person, his muscles would feel tearing pain. I tried to resist just now, but I gritted my teeth and insisted on it with a bad breath in my heart.

"I'm dying!"

All kinds of thoughts flashed in Zhou Tangyuan's heart, and the last thought was: goodbye to my goddess, after all, I couldn't kiss Fangze.

"Stop!"

There was a hint of immaturity in the eager voice, but in Zhou Tangyuan's ears, it was like Lin Laiquan's rhyme.

When the Scar King heard this, he forcibly stopped the meniscus knife in his hand. It's not how high the strength of the person is, but how big the background of the person who comes.

Zhou Tangyuan's eyes were already swollen like steamed buns, only a slit remained, and he barely looked at the owner of the voice, and then his brain became even more confused: Is it me crazy or the world is crazy!

The person who came was a little girl, although she had not grown, she was already very beautiful. The words were not spit out, and the breath was like a spit. A plain yellow pleated skirt contrasts sharply with the people around her.

But who can tell me what is under the little girl? Zhou Tangyuan roared angrily in his heart.

It was a teddy, or rather, a teddy-like creature. The creature had legs of one meter eight, three heads, and two tails.

"One-eyed monster, you're bullying people again!"

"No, Miss Zhuge , I'm a good law-abiding citizen, I'm talking to my little brother!"

"Hmph!" The little girl didn't get off the teddy monster, and looked at Zhou Tangyuan condescendingly, "That chubby guy, did the one-eyed monster bully you?"

"Chubby guy?" Zhou Tangyuan snorted, not reacting for a while, "Are you talking about me?"

"Who else can you be?" look around, who is still as fat as you?" the little girl pointed at Zhou Tangyuan with disgust, in her cognition, such a fat person is either lazy or greedy.

Zhou Tangyuan raised his hand and wanted to refute, but found that his hand was like a ball of meat. He lowered his head again and looked at his body. It didn't seem to give up, and he touched his face with both hands.

"No way, how could I be so fat. When will this damn dream wake up?"

Zhou Tangyuan was a little crazy, stumbled, fell to the ground, hit his head on a stone slab, and then fainted.

Everyone burst into laughter, and King Scar saw that things were not going to happen, and took a group of younger brothers to slip away.

Miss Zhuge also succeeded again because of her chivalrous deeds, and rode away with a three-headed teddy in a majestic manner.

As for our protagonist, Mr. Zhou Tangyuan, after being moved to the corner by a kind passer-by A and becoming a laughing stock after dinner, no one cared about him anymore.

The pain in his body and the confusion of his thoughts, Zhou Tangyuan felt that he had fallen into a bottomless whirlpool.

[Ding Ding Ding, Soul Fluctuations Found, Binding Conditions Met]

[The kitchen god system begins to bind, ten, nine, eight...... First, the binding is complete]

A mechanical voice echoed in Zhou Tangyuan's mind, and a few wisps of warm current that made people flutter in Zhou Tangyuan's body flowed through Zhou Tangyuan's body. The wounds left by the beating of the Scar King and his gang are actually slowly healing.

"Ahh......h

【Host Scanning】

[Data download, please later]

Background world: 3500 AD, 500 A.D.

Host: Zhou Tangyuan, normal human, unmutated, unevolved

Gender: Male

Age: bone age 17

Height: 175

Weight: 100 kg

Credit Score: 0

Life Level: E level (determined by life energy, external manifestations are endurance, strength, nerve reaction speed, and the average life level of adults is D level)

Skill: None

Props: None

Culinary talent: ?

Zhou Tangyuan couldn't help but complain, question mark, why is it a question mark! But what's going on with the system?

[Warning, warning, if it is found that the basic conditions of the host are too poor, and the culinary talent is low to the extent beyond the system's cognition, according to the convention, the system will unbind itself]

The voice of the system suddenly took on emotion.

[Dididi, the energy is too low, and the unbinding fails]

"Whatthefuck!

[Warning, if the host is found to be swearing, the system has the right to punish the host.] 】

"Punishment?" Zhou Tangyuan's eyes widened, and he didn't react. I felt that there was an electric current flowing in my body.

Zhou Tangyuan trembled, his hair was smoking, and his eyes were black.

"I ......"

The last thought is: as the main character, this is not the right way to appear!

Then he fainted gloriously for the second time!