Since the afternoon of September 1st, the news on one side has attracted global attention and detonated eyeballs: the mysterious T company has finally really come to the foreground and officially set foot in the civilian field, and as soon as it makes a move, it has cleared all obstacles.

——Ride the T200 series, officially pre-sale!

Customers who pre-order before 12 midnight will receive a discount!

You don't need 999, you only need 888, and you can take home a new type of mount that is cool and stylish, beautiful and practical!

At this price, it's cheaper than most used cars on the market!

Is there a high cost performance?

And it doesn't swallow oil, just eats grass, and the amount of food is not large, it only needs to plant a small piece of alfalfa in the front yard and backyard, which can completely solve the needs of giant beetles, and no longer need to spend a penny more to buy feed!

So, what are you waiting for?

Hurry up and call 10086 to pre-order......

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Since about five o'clock, Company T has changed its previous mysterious style, and major media advertisements have been overwhelming.

Whether it's a bustling city or a backwooded countryside;

Whether it is the east with high-rise buildings or the desert in the west;

As long as you walk on the street in the United States, as long as there is a place where the TV is on, any station, at most half an hour, you can watch a variety of different styles of advertising!

In some adult channels, the main style is cool and pulling, in the picture, the rider seems to be driving the interstellar zerg, stepping on the pedals, grasping the handlebars, and sticking a brainwave remote control on the temples, in the city, in the countryside, climbing over various obstacles, or jumping hurdles on the field, or in the strange rocks, ditches and bumps, as if walking on the ground!

Some of the actions are even more frenzied, and they actually ride bugs to climb trees......

In short, it's all kinds of hurricane rushes, I don't know how many times more than extreme parkour, and the whole process is crazy and cool;

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On the other side, a very representative advertisement is a beach beauty, a large number of long-legged beauties riding on the shoulder seat of a giant beetle, talking and laughing, drinking champagne, and walking slowly in a leisurely natural environment, attracting many passers-by to hit telephone poles.

In the whole process, all kinds of blind beetles live in harmony with humans and nature;

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In this version, human beings trek through the yellow sand, lack of food and water, and are severely overdrawn physically exhausted, shivering under the obscenity of nature.

Who can save you at a critical moment?

American Police?

Ride the T200 naturally!

Although the positioning device has long been ineffective, this intelligent mount can follow the taste and find it all the way!

I saw a behemoth suddenly appear in the misty sand and mist, incarnated as a protector, and successfully broke out of the place of death with the unconscious owner......

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On the public channel, many little kids hold on to the remote control all day long, and they can't listen to any persuasion.

Because on the TV, many Q-version giant beetles are performing all kinds of clumsy and funny jokes, and these ideas, which have been thought out by dozens of professional comedy writers, are more funny than the Minions in the main world, and the children are so happy to watch them that they are clamoring to buy one too.

Parents have had mixed reactions to their children's requests.

Many of the parents who live in the countryside agreed without much thought, and it didn't cost much anyway, and it didn't take much effort.

There are a lot of scruples in the city.

Among them, the whispers of a couple in Philadelphia are very representative.

The husband looked hesitant and a little disapproving: "Let's not say whether that thing is as good as Company T advertises, at least there is one thing they don't tell the truth." ”

"What do you mean?" the wife didn't react.

"Honey, you know, it's a creature, like all animals, it eats, but have you forgotten something?

"Uh......"

The wife was speechless and choked.

yes, of course animals have to, don't they?

Usually raised pet dogs, such a small size, have to pull a hundred and ten grams a day, the smell is stinking, and it is troublesome to clean up.

Now that it is replaced by a behemoth of several hundred kilograms, then it is not possible to pull a dozen or dozens of kilograms every day?

The daily life of a shovel officer is not something that everyone can bear.

Many city people with normal IQs have thought of this, and they feel a little hesitant, because they live in high-rise buildings, not to mention the trouble of making forage, and they will have to become shovelers when the time comes.

"Shall we wait and see?" or make a phone call?"

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Well, it's really something that T company overlooked.

Of course, I didn't forget about the fact that animals poop, but I forgot to promote the superiority of the T200 in this regard.

When the company received more and more inquiries in this regard, the intelligent housekeeper quickly informed Zhang Qian.

Then, thousands of households in the United States soon saw such a 'tasteful' advertisement on TV: during the day, T200 clicked and swallowed more than a dozen catties of alfalfa, and then all kinds of fast shots flashed quickly, indicating that they were busy, and then the camera turned, and at night, T200 walked to the special toilet, squatted down, and poofed...... Dozens of balls were sprayed at the open disposable paper bags, and according to visual inspection, these rakes the size of ping-pong balls were definitely not two kilograms.

In this process, the voiceover has been cooperating, constantly solidifying several concepts: it is clean, and the whole body has no peculiar smell;

It is very obedient and does whatever it wants to do except kill people and set fires.

You can even make it have a regular bowel movement!

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In this way, the overwhelming advertising is bombarded in unison, ten times more exaggerated than the brain platinum advertisement, as if it is going to brainwash all Americans in a short period of time.

When the night came, as many self-media spontaneously uploaded short videos of the press conference to the Internet, the sensational effect increased several times.

YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, ...... The number of hits is rising, and even the B station of the Great Celestial Empire has been carried by many people, and in just a few hours, people all over the earth have formed a specific concept about T200 in their minds.

This is really the third transportation revolution! No weaker than the invention of trains and airplanes!

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Time flies, and two days have passed.

During these two days, New York is particularly lively.

Why?

It's not just that you can buy T200 discounted items.

Zhang Qian took over the exhibition hall on the first floor of the Lehman Building for two months, and of course he had to make the best use of it.

Therefore, he simply regarded this place as a temporary fixed-point discount store, and regarded it as an advertisement.

According to the regulations, even if the discount period of the day has passed, you only need to pre-order with the virtual employee in person at this temporary branch in New York within the next two months, and you will still get 10% off!

In addition, priority pick-up is usually possible one month earlier than online shopping on third-party platforms, and 10 days earlier than ordering on Company T's own website.

In this way, people who are interested in buying will of course flock to it.

In order to save money and get their hands on the goods quickly, many people have traveled thousands of miles to drive across the United States from the Far West in RVs...... There are even a lot of Mexicans and Canadians among them.

As for how the latter crossed the border at that time...... Smuggling, or payment of fees?

Who knows, Boss Zhang didn't care.

I don't know how many of these people combined, anyway, the entire Manhattan Peninsula was full of cars in the past two days, and the traffic management department was busy all day.

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Early in the morning of September 4th.

Pete Parker quickly settled two sandwiches on the table, poured a large sip of milk, quickly wiped his mouth, and muttered, "I'm full." ”

"Eat slowly. ”

Aunt Mae Parker couldn't help but smooth his back and asked, "Are you really full?

"Nope. Pete shook his head crisply, he couldn't wait.

Ben Parker put down the dinner knife and looked at his anxious nephew, a little helpless, and couldn't help but confess: "Don't get too excited, drive carefully...... Well, be careful anyway. ”

The old man had to tell his nephew to drive carefully and to drive slowly.

But then he remembered again...... There is no need at all.

That thing is completely intelligent, and the connected external sensing device can automatically sense traffic lights, automatic navigation, almost full intelligent driving, and even sense the state of the driver on the back, so as to automatically regulate the speed.

For example, if the driver is not moving properly, is not wearing a seat belt, and sits staggeringly, you just use the machine gun to pull it behind its butt, and it will not run a few points faster to show you.

This also means that you don't need to get a driver's license to ride the T200!

Pete Parker lifted the bag from the back of the chair, hugged the white-haired uncle and beautiful aunt with a smile on his face, and then turned his head in the direction of the utility room and called, "Berg, let's go, let's go to school." ”

As soon as the words fell, the golden beetle, which had been lying next to the door of the storage room, immediately moved.

It had been in a resting and dormant state, with all six legs shrunk and its head drooping, making its front and back carapaces look like asymmetrical dumbbells, or a super-enlarged version of a golden shelled peanut.

After being woken up by the voice-activated command, 'Berg' immediately trotted over with small steps.

Knock knock......

The huge legs covered with hard wear-resistant rubber at the bottom stomped on the floor, and when they reached the owner's side, they gently shook their waist like a puppy, and rubbed their owner with their round heads.

Of course, this action is manually programmed in addition, and it is impossible for insects to have this habit, Zhang Qian designed it this way, mainly so that the owner can understand its response.

Otherwise, the Beetle will be expressionless the whole time, and who knows what it is thinking? This will form a very strong sense of oppression for ordinary people, which is intimidating and not conducive to promotion.

After adding a lot of body movements, it doesn't cost anything, but the effect is immediately stupid and cute, and it's really popular.

For example, this is the case now.

Pete Parker looked at 'Berg', who was as obedient as a puppy, and was so excited that he couldn't help but pat his hand on the other's smooth, hard head and say, 'Daddy likes you very much'.

He was really, really excited, and he couldn't sleep last night.

After class yesterday, he and his uncle drove to the New York suburb supply yard of T Company, and personally picked up this exclusive mount, the local tyrant gold, cool King Kong.

He named him on the spot: his own cute little 'Berg' - in memory of his former pet dog.

On the way back, the scene was ......

stains, Pete now looks back on it with pride.

In the amazed eyes of many, he rode into the cutie, riding alongside his uncle's Ford car, and returned home in just half an hour.

Along the way, whether it is a rich man driving a luxury car, or a beautiful woman pacing slowly on the side of the road, or a little hairy head walking on the side of the road on skateboard shoes, one is counted as one, and they are all shocked by themselves!

...... Well, it was Berg who shook him up.

"But what's the difference? Berg belongs to me, so it's majestic, of course, it's as majestic as me. ”

Pete is very beautiful in his heart, and last night there was a beautiful woman who flattered him!

He's never been so powerful.

Just went downstairs like this, and continued to attract the surprise and envy of many neighbors on the floor.

Pete always replied, 'You'll have it soon,' but when he spoke, he didn't forget to raise his chin up 45 degrees.

That's it!

The only bad thing was that 'Berg' scared a gray-haired old woman downstairs, and the old lady was so frightened that she called it a "monster".

Pete couldn't explain at the time, but in the end, the granddaughter of the old lady's family rushed to hear the sound and ran out to persuade the old man to go back, which forgave him of his sin.

After going downstairs, this now Dick Silk junior high school student finally let go completely, put a brain-controlled Bluetooth on his ear, stepped on the mount, and after a shout, the giant beetle began to speed up and trot.

After getting on the road, the six giant bamboo legs, which were a few points longer than the horse's legs, began to run at high power, with a frequency of more than 1/3 faster than the fastest horse in the world.

That scene is as exaggerated as a cartoon.

On the way, Pete bumps into his friend Harry, who is also riding a T200, and is also in the Cool King Kong series like himself.

"Hi Pete. ”

"Harry, you're here too?"

The two good friends drove side by side, slowly galloping in the direction of Midtown High School, 60 yards.

"You also choose Cool King Kong? It seems that our aesthetics are similar. Harry, the future second generation of Green Goblin, smiled, "It's my best friend." ”

Pete was a little speechless, and said as a matter of course: "Of course, do you think I will choose a 'princess crown'? ”

"No one can say for sure...... Harry, you see that the glances at the other party, and immediately provokes the threat of the dead friend raising his fist.

The two of them talked and laughed, and moved forward quickly at a speed of sixty or seventy yards, and when they were stuck in traffic, they could reduce their speed by a few points, and ran to the sidewalk to take a shortcut, and soon they were not far from the school.

At this time, a pair of friends who were talking enthusiastically were suddenly startled by the sound of a loud horn.

Trumpet!!!

Turning his head, Nima turned out to be the main center and captain of the football team's varsity team.

The muscular male second was driving behind him in a red convertible sports car, slapping his right hand violently, pressing the horn loudly, staring at the faces of the two of them, full of weirdness.

Pete and Harry glanced at each other, ignoring the guy behind them, and each took control of their mounts and moved to the side of the road.

They didn't expect that the guy in the back was specifically looking for fault.

Steven had been hanging behind the butts of those two for a long time, and he naturally knew that Company T sold this new type of mount, this thing was so cheap, and he had the money to buy a single one.

He originally wanted to buy one, but he didn't expect to be lazy two days ago, and when he asked others for help, he was cheated by the rules of Company T.

"At present, only one security number is allowed to be purchased, and it is not allowed to be purchased on behalf of others!" Steven gritted his teeth at the time, and was angry.

But there is no way, that's what people do, what can he do?

I can only wait for a while and take the time to run in person.

Early this morning, after getting up, as the first batch of T200s were claimed, some people began to pretend to be forced on the road, and he only watched many people pretending to be forced, and he seemed to have become a fool sitting in the car.

At this time, although his convertible car is much more expensive, the rugby captain feels that he is completely devoid of his former majesty, and compared with others, he is like a legendary dwarf ugly.

There were a lot of things like this along the way, and it was nothing.

But when Steven found out that the poor dick Peter was also pretending to be in front of him, he couldn't help it, and after following the two of them for a while, he suddenly honked the horn like a mischief, which really startled them.

But that's not what Steven wants.

He had planned to scare the two animals with the sound of the horn, so that they would suddenly lose control, and then there would be a good show, but he didn't expect that the two metallic beetles didn't even react at all.

"How is this possible!"

"Could it be that these beetles don't have hearing?"

Steven thought he had grasped the point, and with a sinister smile on his face, he suddenly slammed on the accelerator!

Rumble......

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