As soon as he jumped into the water, Xiao Shi began to multiply with joy. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Strings of bubbles quickly erupted from its body, and instead of rising to the surface and bursting, they expanded like water-absorbing sponges, turning into new slimes. The tub was quickly absorbed by them as little as half as it was filled, leaving only transparent proliferators one after the other.

"Dad, praise me! Praise me! I saved your life and your mother's life!"

As soon as he could speak, Xiao Shi's voice sounded loudly in Su Wen's mind.

"Well, that's good. ”

Su Wen said a little perfunctorily, casually picked up a proliferating body from the bathtub and pinched it, and found that it felt very good, like pinching a balloon filled with water.

Then, Su Wen poured some water into the washbasin in the bathroom and threw the proliferator into it.

Because it is not the main body, although this happy proliferating slime looks exactly like Xiao Shi, it is nothing more than an irregularly shaped soft water ball, but it has no proliferation ability of the main body, just floating around in the wash basin, very leisurely.

"Dad, are you going to do anything strange to Xiao Shi's proliferator?"

At this moment, Xiao Shi suddenly asked.

There was actually a hint of shyness in his tone.

"It's just a test, you feel it. Su Wen didn't care about this, just replied casually, then grabbed the bath products on the washstand, first dropped a soap into the water containing the proliferator, and then poured half a bottle of the pungent scented shower lotion from the bottle. After doing this, there was suddenly a big lump of white flowers in the originally clear and translucent clear water, and Su Wen used the handle of the toothbrush next to him to stir them evenly, so the water in the entire wash basin became fragrant.

But what followed was a violent twitch of the proliferator.

"Ahh

With Xiao Shi's frightened scream, the proliferator slime turned over and over in the water as if it had been poisoned, and the faint energy that erupted even made a few small splashes. It wasn't until it finally convulsed a few times and didn't move at all that Su Wen scooped it up, rinsed it with clean water, and threw it back into the wide bathtub.

"Stupid Dad!

Xiao Shi scolded again, and there was a little more crying in his words.

Su Wen was dissatisfied: "Oh, you are still selling cute." ”

As he spoke, he grabbed the remaining half bottle of shower gel and prepared to pour it into the tub.

Suddenly, the slimes in the entire wooden basin were boiling, like a pot of boiling water that had been boiling for a long time. What followed was Xiao Shi's begging for mercy in more and more horror: "Don't, Dad! No, don't get them in, this kind of dirty thing is sticky and white, it's really unpalatable!"

Only then did Su Wen put the bottle containing the bath gel back in its place, squatted down and squeezed out a kind smile at Xiao Shi who was full of pools.

"Go away, you perverted dad!"

"When this time comes, don't you want to confess?" Although Su Wen was smiling and speaking, there was this bit of danger in his tone, "Don't think that I will be soft-hearted if you call me dad a few times, even if you call me grandpa, you will be a slime after all." Come, tell me, how did you foresee the monster that even the Magister couldn't spot?"

"Hmph! This is the secret of the slime!"

"Good. ”

It's actually tsundere.

Su Wen filled a cup of soapy water from the washbasin and decisively poured the fragrant turbid liquid into the bathtub. After a scream erupted in their minds, the slimes sprang out in all directions, two of them even being squeezed out of the wide tub and flapping on the wet floor.

"Help, murder your own daughter!"

"You scream, even if you scream and cut your throat, no one will ...... Hey, Laetitia, what are you doing here?"

Feeling the movement behind him, Su Wen suddenly turned his head, only to find the half-elf girl standing by the door, looking at him expressionlessly. And Laetitia's expressionless expression Su Wen is too familiar, obviously the scene of his own metamorphosis and being caught - think about it carefully, Xiao Shi's voice sounded directly from his head, but he said it out of his mouth, so in Laetitia's eyes, he seemed to be talking to himself.

"Master, are you talking to your pet?"

Laetitia asked rhetorically.

But before Su Wen could answer, Xiao Shi shouted in his mind: "Mom will definitely administer justice for me, you ungrateful perverted idiot father!"

"You're right, it's a cordial exchange between the owner and the pet. Su Wen nodded, said to Laetitia, and poured the remaining half of the bottle of bath gel into the wooden basin amid the triumphant laughter of Little Shi, and then listened carefully to the ensuing fluttering and screaming, "I'm bathing this slime, you see how happy it is." ”

"Then please don't talk to yourself when you do this kind of thing, it will disturb other people. ”

Laetitia probably understood that Su Wen was hopeless, and she didn't stop Su Wen's strange behavior, but just left the bathroom after saying it lightly. The proliferations in the tub began to disappear rapidly, and Xiao Shi's scolding became smaller and smaller, until in the end, only an extremely languishing slime was left spitting soap bubbles.

Su Wen felt that it was almost enough, so he poured out the water in the basin, replaced it with clean water, and threw Xiao Shi into it.

"Now you can tell me everything you know, I think you already know my attitude, and if you don't cooperate, the next thing I'm going to do is flush you down the drain, and I'll just change the devil." ”

In order not to let Laetitia hear, he deliberately lowered his voice and said.

"Ahem...... Bastard...... Father...... You ......"

"The first question, how many memories do you still have? You have 10 seconds to answer, and you will bear the consequences if you don't answer within the time limit. ”

"Big, most!"

"Very well, second question, what are you capable of?"

"Proliferating ......"

"What else?"

"It's gone!"

"See that flush toilet, it's beckoning to you? ”

"Really...... It's really gone!Dad!Xiao Shi only multiplies, woo woo, stupid Dad, I'm just a poor slime, how can you be so ruthless...... Woo!"

This cry was extremely desolate, as if he had suffered all the grievances from the world, but of course Su Wen would not be moved, he just grabbed a proliferator and put it on top of the toilet.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Shi's reaction was extremely violent.

"Ahhhh

"What a coincidence?"

Su Wen was stunned, but instead of throwing Xiao Shi's body back, he put it lower from the water surface of the flush toilet. The toilet bowl in this small hotel has obviously been used for a long time, and although there is no obvious dirt in it, the spout is still a little old, so if you lie down and smell it carefully, the taste inside is not wonderful. Xiao Shi was hung less than 20 centimeters above the black and yellow water outlet by Su Wen, and his whole body was trembling.

"Dad, I was wrong! Dad, spare me! I don't dare anymore...... Woooooooo

Xiao Shi finally begged for mercy, a sad voice buzzed in Su Wen's mind, and Su Wen saw that she finally had no idea of continuing to resist, so he threw it back into the basin.

In fact, he has already shown mercy to his subordinates, anyway, the proliferator is not valuable, if it is not for the coincidence of catching the main body, at this time the slimes may have rushed into the toilet several times.

Su Wen smiled and asked, "Come, answer again, what is your ability?"

"It's really only proliferation, Dad! How could Xiao Shi lie to you, you can sense whether Xiao Shi is lying!"

"Hmm, is that so......"

Su Wen pondered for a moment, remembering that when this slime screamed just now, he did feel the fear and grief and indignation. In this way, since Xiao Shi is a demon who signed a contract with himself, even if he doesn't know anything about the content of the contract, this kind of master-slave contract should not allow the passive party to disobey, and if he lies, he really shouldn't feel it - even the contract between humans and alien slaves is an unequal treaty that is completely biased towards the human side.

"Then why is your waste wood in the undead legion?"

Su Wen then asked.

Although due to the limitation of energy, in that undead natural disaster, the undead creatures who were sent as the vanguard of the undead king were not the strongest in that plane, but after all, they were also some miscellaneous soldiers with slightly combat effectiveness, and slimes like this kind of slimes that only multiply and are harmless to humans and animals, unless they have some extraordinary abilities, it is impossible to be teleported by wasting energy.

It was for this reason that Su Wen had previously concluded that Xiao Shi was hiding something.

"I ...... I'm not a waste of wood, I'm delicious! No, my proliferators are delicious, and although they taste the same, they don't eat the proliferators if you eat me!"

"Huh?!"

Su Wen was shocked, he had never seen anyone boast about himself like this.

"In other words, your role is to turn into food?"

"Yes...... Yes, I'm a slime parasitic on a large undead ghoul, and my role is to constantly supply the host with proliferations, which are then eaten as snacks. Xiao Shi seemed to be ashamed of this identity, and he slurred when he spoke, "Dad, Dad! The undead plane is eating and being eaten all the time, there are only predators and predators, so like the hiding ability of the big bug last night, even if I can easily find it, I can only say that the vigilance of the creatures here is really poor." ”

"I see. ”

Su Wen nodded with a flat face, and sure enough, Donald didn't feel good when he threw this slime to himself. Although the choice of demon envoy is not very important for a beginner necromancer, and it can be changed when you reach a high level anyway, even if you say that, give yourself a demon whose specialty is food......

In short, Su Wen silently wrote down this account.

"Dad, your expression is so terrible...... Su Wen's reaction made Xiao Shi's crying heavier and heavier, "Are you going to throw away Xiao Shi ruthlessly, anyway, I'm a useless demon who can only be used as food." ”

"Not really, I haven't forgotten that epic quest, even though it doesn't exist anymore. ”

"What...... What task?"

"It's nothing, why don't we discuss how your proliferator should be eaten. ”

"Woo...... Don't, don't! Xiao Shi doesn't want to live like that anymore, and the proliferators are all Xiao Shi's babies. Daddy, do you want to eat your granddaughters?"

"So I don't have a waste wood daughter like you at all!"