Chapter 152: Sister Flirting Routine
At night, in the valley thatched cottage, Lu Xiaoyi leaned his head on the defenseless Sun Wanwan, and after occupying the fragrant and soft thighs, his nose inhaled deeply: "It's really fragrant!" This product is now super familiar with the routine of taking advantage, Sun Wanwan and Meng Qingqing are also used to him, plus he is used to himself, it has become a very natural move.
Tonight, Sun Wanwan was unexpectedly not as gentle as before, as soon as he reached out and grabbed his ear, he lifted it up: "You get up for me!" Lu Xiaowan looked at the jade man in front of him puzzledly, sat up and asked with a hippie smile: "Is my affectionate posture wrong? Do you want to hug and kiss Xiaozui?"
"I hate it, I'll kill you if you mess around again. This sentence made Lu Xiaoyi really depressed, what's wrong with this today? The style of painting is changing relatively quickly! Could it be that I am too gentlemanly and unwilling to make the next move?
Just thinking about it, Sun Wanwan raised her foot and kicked him gently: "I was in retreat on my birthday, what about the gift you promised?"
Bringing up the old matter again, Lu Xiaoyi understood, glanced at the humanoid puppet in the ring, and explained with an embarrassed smile: "Isn't this busy lately? Don't worry, when I finish this paragraph, I will definitely complete this puppet completely." ”
Saying this, Sun Wanwan's face looked much better. In fact, she is not a tricky character, but after the trip to Haotianmen, Lu Xiaoyi can be said to have become famous in one fell swoop, Sanmen Town was not very lively before, and a large number of foreign women have recently poured in, and the purpose is clear at a glance, plus Meng Qingqing's opponent, as well as Qiao Huan'er's charming young woman, Sun Wanwan felt that the pressure was too great.
"Okay, don't move, let's just sit down and have a good conversation. Sun Wanwan sat upright, his expression was serious, Lu Xiaoyi had to give up the idea of rubbing oil, but he couldn't sit upright, and lazily leaned against the wall behind him and said: "Okay!"
Qunyu Peak, on a sunny afternoon, on a flat ground on the top of the mountain, the white tiger landed here. Lu Xiaoyi, who got off the back of the tiger, looked around, didn't see anyone else, and scratched his head: "That's right, I also specifically asked if it was fifteen today." ”
The turtle spirit suddenly appeared, floating in the air, with a small golden snake coiled around its neck. Seeing Lu Xiaoyi, the little golden snake immediately covered his face with his claws: "Can't see me, can't see me!"
Lu Xiaoyu didn't bother to pay attention to this second goods, anyway, the turtle spirit is not normal, and it is normal for it to raise an abnormal snake.
"It's a nice place, the view around is good, and it's hard for sneak attackers to get close without being noticed. Turtle Ling summed up, Lu Xiaoyi didn't have the patience to listen to his common sense of science popularization at all, and raised his hand to play haha: "I said that the fifteenth night of the round night is coming, why haven't I arrived Qiao Huan'er yet." ”
The turtle spirit couldn't help but roll his eyes: "You said that it was a full night, now please look up at the sky." ”
Lu Xiaoyi understood that he had made a mistake, and no longer bothered with the turtle spirit, so as not to give him a chance to make noise. Find a boulder, on the windy side, hold up a sun umbrella, open a recliner, Lu Xiaoyi lay down and said to himself: "Isn't it just early? They all hated me for being too white and wanted me to tan a little more. ”
The turtle spirit followed, looked at the place he chose, and kept pumping his cheeks: "If you fall asleep and fall off the cliff, you won't be able to die." ”
Lu Xiaoyi sighed, raised his hand, and with a bang, a few filaments flew out and wrapped around the boulder. After a closer look, I found that this product made an invisible wire net with these filaments. Even if he slept and turned over, he would be covered in a wire mesh and would not fall off the cliff that was close at hand. The sun umbrella is not so good, it is inserted on the ground at will, and it can't be carried at all when the wind is strong.
The afternoon sun shone warmly on his body, and Lu Xiaoyi fell asleep after a while last night. Last night was really miserable, in the first half of the night, it was Sun Wanwan who talked to him, and in the second half of the night, it was Meng Qingqing. In the first half of the night, I listened to the sad past of Sun Wanwan's childhood, and in the second half of the night, I listened to Meng Qingqing's nagging about all kinds of grievances in Qianjimen.
All in all, I didn't sleep all night and chatted with the two girls. It's just that she didn't sleep all night to play the role of a bosom sister, and what's even worse is that she didn't eat a meal at night. I got up early in the morning and hurriedly got some food, and when I was about to go to bed, I remembered the day of the catastrophe that Qiao Huan'er had made, and I came over first in a daze. This way, I took a nap on Xiaobai's back, and there was a little fishing. Xiaobai took the opportunity to be lazy, flew unhurriedly, and glided all morning in the most labor-saving way.
When I arrived at the place, I remembered that I had come early, so I just slept first.
"Hey, are you really sleeping? I came out today to talk to you about the important matters of the catastrophe...... The turtle spirit floated around in front of Lu Xiaoyi, but this thing snored like thunder. Xiao Jin made a voice: "Master, do you want me to bite him!"
The turtle spirit glared at Xiao Jin stupidly: "He is the body of blood, if you bite him, forget it if you don't see blood, if you see blood, do you still want to condense this spirit into an entity? This is not ordinary blood, this is a drop of blood left by the mother goddess in this world." Tell you stupid snake that you don't understand, I'm really miserable, why haven't I met a normal bloodline inheritor for so many years?"
The little gold plate was on the shoulder of the turtle spirit, and he burst into tears, with a sad expression: "A four-clawed golden dragon that roams freely in three thousand worlds can only exist in this form now, and it is all your fault,......。 ”
When the turtle spirit heard this, he shouted loudly: "You stupid snake, do you still blame me? If you hadn't had a good nose and flew to the mother goddess's private wine cellar, would I have secretly drunk the god brew?" Hmph, if I want to recover my true body, I must cultivate a bloodline heir who has mastered the fifth-level Great Tortoiseshell Technique to balance this world. ”
The little golden snake who was thrown in a circle looked helpless, and said to himself: "It's like this every time! I get mad when I talk about the mother goddess!" Suddenly the little golden eyes were round: "Master, stop scolding, someone is coming." "When the turtle spirit foamed at the mouth, a figure was flying rapidly.
The turtle spirit could see clearly that it was Qiao Huan'er, and she disappeared out of thin air and hid in the Hidden Soul Bead.
Qiao Huan'er strongly felt that the surging true qi in her body was almost uncontrollable, and it would take a few hours to upgrade the tribulation. So I have to rush to prepare, the top of the jade peak is not big, and I can see the sun umbrella behind the boulder at a glance. came over to take a look, Qiao Huan'er had a bright smile on her face, and she was going to wake up Lu Xiaoyi. After thinking about it carefully, does Lu Ye still lack such a sleep?
Perhaps, this is testing himself, allowing himself to deal with the catastrophe independently, and when he can't do it, he is protecting the Fa. In this way, after the success of the catastrophe, the foundation laid by himself is solid.
This woman is now Lu Xiaoyi's brainless fan, no matter what incomprehensible things he does, Qiao Huan'er can make up a lofty reason in his brain. I didn't think about it at all, this guy wasn't a cultivator. Not to mention, this product will eat when it is hungry, and sleep when it is sleepy. Instead of pretending to sleep to test her as Qiao Huan'er thought.
Lu Xiaoyi slept very hard, and he didn't know what happened on the top of the mountain. I didn't know that when Qiao Huan'er had just prepared, sat down to adjust her breath, and wanted to deal with the catastrophe in the best state, it was originally a sunny afternoon, but suddenly black clouds were overpowering and the wind was blowing. This wind is not small, Lu Xiaoyu slept very hard, and he didn't feel any crisis at all.
Qiao Huan'er could see it very clearly, the recliner where Lu Xiaoyi was sleeping had been rocking back and forth, being swept up by the wind several times, swaying as if she was about to fall off the cliff next to her, but she always returned to her original position at the last moment. Once again, he was blown to the edge of the cliff by the wind and hung in the air, but Lu Xiaoyi still couldn't wake up from his sleep. The chaise longue is like an invisible hand in control, and it returns to its original position.
Hula, the sun umbrella could not hold up, and was blown up by the strong wind. "Hee-hee!" Qiao Huan'er chuckled. More and more convinced that he was pretending to be asleep, he couldn't imagine that Lu Xiaoyi was really sleeping. Otherwise, the sun umbrellas were swept away, why didn't Lu Xiaoyi care? Isn't he just pretending to be asleep? It's just that it's too fake. Obviously very concerned, but pretending to sleep.
In fact, the problem lies in this net, this kind of wire mesh has excellent elasticity and toughness, not afraid of knife cutting, not afraid of stretching, afraid of fire. Lu Xiaozhi used a net to cover the chaise longue, and when the wind rose, it was like a child sleeping on a cradle. Shaking will only make him sleep comfortably.
Lu Xiaoyi had a sweet dream, Sun Wanwan and Meng Qingqing both appeared in his dream, and when he was about to drive, there was a sudden rumbling bang, a thunder, and Lu Xiaoyi woke up. When I opened my eyes, it was getting dark, and I went, it was going to rain.
"Hey, why am I here?" was still a little confused in his mind, and when he saw the boulder next to him, he slapped his head: "Crossing the catastrophe!"
Quickly put away the net and the recliner, looked around, and found Qiao Huan'er sitting on a boulder with her back to her and facing east. After being blown by the wind for a while, Lu Xiaoyi had already woken up, and when he saw the sky, he hurriedly poured the guy out of the ring.
"Oops, I almost forgot the big thing. Holding the puppet poured out of a bunch of rings, Lu Xiaoyi circled around the top of the mountain, drawing a circle with Qiao Huan'er as the radius, and inserting a robbery auxiliary puppet every fifty meters. A total of four were inserted, and they were inserted in place. Lu Xiaoyi was quite regretful, looking at the six puppets in his hand, he had prepared a little too much. I already knew to survey the terrain beforehand.
The place is so big, Lu Xiaoyi looked at the sky, this is the rhythm of the storm, lightning and thunder, and hurriedly found a place behind Qiao Huan'er, in the open space between the two boulders, when he took out the wire net and was about to get a place to shelter from the rain, the turtle spirit transmitted: "Don't get it, it's too embarrassing!" Lu Xiaoyi didn't want to lose face: "It's better to be embarrassed than to be drenched in the rain!"
The turtle spirit said again: "Don't you think that accompanying her in the rain is a good trick to flirt with the sister?"
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