Chapter 33: Pretending to be a City Lord
The city is crowded with people, and once you blend in with the crowd, you don't have to worry about being discovered.
But there are no children here, they are all adults or old people, so no matter how Xu Fei hides, he can still be recognized at a glance, because he is accompanied by a child, and he is the only child in the whole city.
After running around the ring street several times, he could not get rid of being pursued by officers and soldiers.
If he just begged for a while, Xu Fei could have stayed away, but he couldn't abandon Dantong as a powerful backing because of a little trouble.
Don't look at Dantong's cultivation as a rebellion, he loves to cause trouble and is afraid of trouble, if he really encounters big trouble, he will panic, and even deliberately avoid it.
"Catch that kid!"
"They're there!"
“......”
Xu Fei and Dantong are about to become rats crossing the street, not only do officials want to arrest them, but many citizens also respond to the call and join the siege army.
Ran to the back of a stone statue and hid it, so that he could temporarily take a breath.
The stone statue stands three stories high outside the palace gatehouse, and is neither a lion nor a totem of the beast, but a portrait of a young man.
There is a scroll made of crystal beneath the statue, and there is an inkstone and a pen for writing next to it, and the inkstone is not filled with thick ink, but a kind of water, and there is a row of warning signs next to it.
[If you are entering the palace for the first time, please leave your autograph!]
Seeing that there were no pursuers around, Xu Fei and Dantong cautiously walked around the stone statue several times, and finally returned to the stone statue.
Dan Tong was very curious, looked at the dignity of the stone statue, pointed at Xu Fei and smirked: "Feifei, why do you look so similar to this stone man?
No matter how Dan Tong ridiculed Xu Fei, he never had any reason to lose his temper, first of all, they did not belong to the relationship between superiors and subordinates, and Dan Tong's seniority was even higher than him.
In Dantong's eyes, Xu Fei was just a child who looked like an adult.
Now the only way out is to hide inside the palace, and the most dangerous place is the safest place to take refuge.
Dan Tong was full of playfulness, picked up the pen and wrote on the crystal scroll 'Long live' three big characters, and then nodded with satisfaction, and said: "It's so beautiful, Taishang Laojun will definitely sigh to himself when he sees Lao Tzu's words!"
Looking at the fading and crooked handwriting, Xu Fei almost laughed.
Xu Fei was also very interested, took the pen in Dantong's hand, and left his name with great enthusiasm.
The strange thing is that the word 'Xu Fei' has not faded for a long time, and it is deeply embedded in the crystal, and when I was puzzled about this, the door of the palace slowly opened.
Two groups of soldiers rushed out from inside, lined up on the left and right sides of the door, and then knelt on one knee with one hand on their chests, looking very respectful.
Almost at the same time, there were also pursuers behind him, blocking Xu Fei's way, but when they saw the actions of the palace guards, they all knelt down.
Xu Fei was suddenly a little blindsided, and his brain was like a computer host crashing, and it was the kind of dead state that couldn't be restarted.
"Welcome back to the city!"
"Welcome back to the city!"
"Welcome back to the city!"
Three high-pitched greetings woke Xu Fei up.
It must be that he looks too much like their city lord, so they mistakenly think that the city lord has returned.
It stands to reason that he should be happy, but Xu Fei is not happy at all, this crime of imposting the city lord is not a joke.
But at the moment, there is no other way to resolve the crisis, so I can only move forward head-on, and I can hide for a while.
Xu Fei took Dantong into the palace gate with his front foot, and there was a heated discussion behind him.
"No wonder you dare to fight the city guards, it turns out that the city lord has returned. ”
"After waiting for five years, we finally waited for the city lord to come back, and we will definitely have a good life in the future. ”
“......”
Xu Fei just listened to it, and there was no sound in the back.
What is certain is that he has nothing to do with this city lord.
Along the way, Xu Fei was impressed by the luxurious palace, although he had never entered the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, but he was sure that this palace would definitely be comparable to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
Everyone can't help but wonder, who is the owner of this city?
I'm afraid that the Jade Emperor of the Immortal Realm can't compare with the city lord here, there are only a handful of immortals under the Jade Emperor, but the city here is full of immortal-level cultivation, if the Jade Emperor sees this scene, he will definitely be ashamed.
It was only when I walked to the main hall of the palace that the dragon chair was close at hand, and there were also carved dragons and phoenixes around it, which was simply extraordinary, Xu Fei and Dantong were dumbfounded.
In fact, Xu Fei didn't want to, nor did he want to come in, so he was escorted in by two teams of soldiers.
"Respectfully invite the city lord to take a seat!"
The echo ripples and does not stop for a long time.
It feels a bit like the meaning of a yellow robe.
Sitting on it is death, not sitting is death, it is better to be the emperor's hidden for a while.
Before Xu Fei reached the throne, Dan Tong had already occupied the throne, and he jumped up and down on it, sitting and lying for a while, completely treating the sacred dragon chair as his own toy.
The strange thing is that the soldiers in the hall did not step forward to stop it, probably for the sake of Xu Fei, the fake city lord.
"Everyone, Aiqing, there is something to play, nothing to retreat!" Dan Tong really regarded himself as a long live.
Xu Fei didn't know what to do, and tentatively ordered the soldiers behind him: "You all retreat!"
The words of the city lord were quite good, and as soon as the words fell, the soldiers turned around and exited the main hall.
"Banzai, you'd better get down quickly, and we need to evacuate while there's no one now. ”
"Withdraw? Lao Tzu is now a real long live, why do you want to withdraw? If you want to withdraw, you can withdraw yourself. ”
Xu Fei wanted to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible, but Dantong hadn't had enough fun yet, and he refused to leave anything.
When encountering such a lifeless plaything, Xu Fei was also drunk, and he only hated that he didn't have enough strength to play with Dantong.
To put it bluntly, how you want to play, whether you want to play big or small, you have to have the capital.
With Dantong's strength, he dares to play, he has enough confidence to retreat, but Xu Fei can't, once his identity is revealed, he may not be able to walk out of the hall, and he will be pinched into a meat patty.
The reason why Dantong followed Xu Fei was because the alchemy furnace had not yet arrived, and it was really a crisis, with Dantong's personality, he couldn't escape by himself, let alone have the energy to take care of Xu Fei's safety.
Xu Fei really wanted to find someone in the palace to inquire about the situation, but he was very hesitant, and once he asked, his identity would inevitably be exposed.
Now we can only wait for Dan Tong to have fun.
"Xu Aiqing, when do you say you plan to give the alchemy furnace to me?"
"I won't be embarrassed for you for the time being, I'll give you two months, if you can't send the alchemy furnace to me, I'll definitely cut off your head. ”
Dan Tong is not only playful, but also deeply involved in the play.
It sounds like a joke, but that's also true, the alchemy furnace is like a baby's bottle in Dantong's eyes, without the bottle, the child will run out of food, and if the child is hungry, maybe he will bite people in a hurry.
"If you want the alchemy furnace, you'd better make sure I get out of here alive. Xu Fei felt that only the alchemy furnace could hold Dan Tong hostage now.
Dan Tong danced with his hands and said angrily: "You dare to threaten me, come here, take this rebel down and cut it down!"
Xu Fei only hated that his slap was not hard enough, and he really wanted to go up and slap this baby with a big mouth.
"When you've had enough, come down. Xu Fei has been played with by this kid and has no temper, so he can only persuade him with good words.
"Alright, take me back to the dormitory. "Dan Tong obviously didn't have enough fun.
The front hall has to play the harem, which is not a normal rhythm at all.
Being led by the nose by such a child is really a bit of a taste of life worse than death.
As soon as he stepped out of the main hall, a man in charge of costume walked up to him and saluted Xu Fei very respectfully.
"Master, Donggong Niangniang is waiting for you in the harem, please come with me!"
After hearing this, Xu Fei had to wonder if his life was hanging, and it was a joke.
People often say that you have to act in a full set of acts, but for such a scene, Xu Fei can't even act at the beginning.
The beauty and ugliness of this lady are secondary issues, and the important problem is that this mother's cultivation must be at least in the realm of heavenly immortals, and once she finds out that she is not the real city lord, it will inevitably be a dead end.
"Please tell your mother, just say that the lord of this city has something to go out. ”
"Niangniang said, be sure to invite the master over, please come with me. ”
No matter how Xu Fei refused, the manager who passed the message just refused to let him go.
How do you feel that this mother's authority is higher than that of the city lord?
When the stalemate was at a standoff, a steward dressed like a person came behind him, and he also saluted very respectfully.
"Master, Xigong Niangniang is invited, please come with me!"
It's weird enough to pretend to be the city lord once, and now I'm catching up with the palace fighting scene, and I dare to love the rhythm of putting myself in the mud pit!
Xu Fei wanted to say, I'm not going anywhere, I just want to get out of here.
Glancing at the two chiefs, he asked tentatively, "Do you listen to the mother or the city lord?"
The two managers replied in unison: "Naturally, I listen to Niangniang." ”
With such a positive answer, it is basically certain that the lord of the city here is an ornament, and it is no wonder that this city is named the ownerless city.
Xu Fei asked again: "Then do you think it is the West Palace Niangniang or the East Palace Niangniang?"
This time it's a different mouth, not a voice.
"Nishinomiya Niangniang. ”
"Donggong Niangniang. ”
Naturally, their respective minions are defending their respective masters.
Xu Fei continued to ask, "Where do you think it's safest for me to go?"
"Let's go to the East Palace first. ”
"Let's go to the West Palace first. ”
It seems that there is an endless stalemate.
Dantong listened for a while, finally understood, and interjected: "Lao Tzu goes to the East Palace, and you kid goes to the West Palace, isn't this fair and reasonable?"
One of the stewards asked, "Master, who is this child, and why is he so ignorant of the rules?"
Another steward also said, "Master, please rest assured that I will take good care of this child." ”
Xu Fei had the urge to cry at the moment, as long as he could talk, he could ride on his head and play.
Just now, Dan Tong pinched himself to play, and now there are two more managers, and there are two mothers who don't show their faces, this time it's hard to die if you don't want to.