Chapter 97: What Happened to the Dead Fat Man

Comparatively speaking, Xu Fei and the others are still quite lucky, at least more than 100 times luckier than the fat man of the shell, and the fat man of the shell lang at this moment is suffering from inhuman treatment.

Since he killed the Jade Rabbit and was taken back to the Guanghan Palace by the Chang'e Fairy, he has been suffering from pain all the time.

Burning him with fire or ice, or even knocking with a hammer, the most annoying thing is that Fairy Chang'e fed him to the birds, and after eating it, he was spit out, and he was tortured to death anyway.

After playing all kinds of games over and over again, Chang'e still felt unrelatable.

Today is the night of the full moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival, this day every year, is the most irritable time for Chang'e, she was extremely beautiful, but she instantly became a female devil, she went crazy and smashed the palace to a pulp, and then began to tear her clothes, making herself as if she had just been tyrannized, very miserable and pitiful.

For this day of Chang'e, there are several versions of folk legends.

Some people say that this day is the day when Chang'e misses her lover, some people say that Chang'e has a strange disease, which will occur every year in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and some people say that the average woman's menstrual event is once a month, but Chang'e is once a year, and when the eldest aunt comes, she will become extremely irritable like a female animal in heat.

Which version is the most correct, I'm afraid only Chang'e herself knows.

Shell Lang has been sealed in a crystal bottle by her, so the scene that is happening outside at this moment is clearly seen by Shell Lang, no matter how Shell Lang struggles, it seems that he can't escape the doom he may face.

"Your uncle, I didn't expect to die in the hands of such a woman, it's so embarrassing!"

Seeing Chang'e, who was disheveled and full of demons, walked towards him, the shell Lang shouted desperately: "Stop, stop, uncle doesn't want to die!"

Chang'e couldn't hear his voice anyway, grabbed the crystal bottle like a madman, and grabbed the shit shell Lang out: "Damn the bedbug, damn the bedbug......" Chang'e muttered repeatedly, almost losing her mind.

Under the pinching of Chang'e's slender jade fingers, the weak body of the shell lang began to become painful and unbearable, and his mouth kept moaning.

Shell Lang felt that he couldn't survive tonight, he was unwilling in his heart, but there was no room for maneuver, he just wanted to die a little more happily, and striving to suffer less torture was the best consolation for himself.

After rubbing his hands for a while, he threw the shell Lang to the ground and began to step on it with his feet.

While stepping on it, he muttered: "Damn bed bugs, damn bed bugs, see if you are still dead!"

I don't know why the vitality of the shell lang is so tenacious, no matter how he tosses him, he can always keep a breath alive, and it is indeed a very painful thing to die if he wants to die.

The shit shell Lang began to scold unscrupulously: "Xu Fei, your uncle, can't you come to save your master?" Uncle, I'd rather be a cow and a horse for you than be tortured by this pervert." ”

No matter how the shell lang complained, it was a pity that Xu Fei couldn't hear it, because Xu Fei was not having a good time, and his situation was more dangerous than him.

The shell lang continued to shout: "Grandpa Xu Fei, please come out and save me quickly!

Except for self-pity and self-pity, the shell lang can't do anything, and can only endure huge torture.

After Chang'e stepped on him dozens of times, she reached out and picked it up, put it in the palm of her hand, and began to slap it with her palm, shouting while slapping: "Shoot you to death, bed bug, old lady shoot you to death, see if you are still dead!"

The shell lang smiled bitterly and shouted: "Chang'e has abused me thousands of times, I treat Chang'e like my first love, shoot it, work harder, shoot grandpa to death, grandpa will be a good man after eighteen years! When grandpa comes back, how about marrying you?" haha......

"Dead bugs dare to molest the old lady, see that the old lady is not afraid of killing you!" Although Chang'e couldn't hear the words of the shell, she knew that she was untidy at the moment, and the waves were so turbulent that she was about to jump out, can this situation make people not want to be molested?

If it weren't for the Queen Mother of the West to seal on the body of the shell lang, with the strength of the shell lang, it would definitely be a complete abuse of Chang'e, but this is already an afterthought, and I knew that I shouldn't have gone to Yaochi to spread the wild today.

Chang'e was crazy and tired, so he withdrew his hand, and fell asleep on the ground, and the shell Lang saw that the opportunity came, but unfortunately he was also powerless, and he couldn't break free from Chang'e's hands with all his might.

The shell lang sighed: "Okay, Uncle has survived another catastrophe tonight." ”

As everyone knows, although this Chang'e is asleep, she still has a way to abuse the shell lang, and after the shell lang also sleeps, Chang'e forcibly enters the dream of the shell lang.

The shell lang in the dream is a majestic fat man, with an evil smile on his face, giving people a kind of affinity, but Chang'e is still so cold.

"Dead fatty, my mother won't let you have a chance to breathe. Chang'e's face was full of murderous intent.

At this time, the fat man can talk to Chang'e, which is a good start for the fat man: "Fairy Chang'e, don't be angry, it will hurt your body, so that the fairy will age quickly!"

Chang'e reprimanded angrily: "You dead bug is not only hateful, but also so flamboyant, if you don't die, you will inevitably harm the common people." ”

The fat man smiled: "Death is not so terrible, fat man, I am afraid of being ravaged by you, this life is not as good as death, the taste is too uncomfortable, either you give the fat man a pleasure, or simply let the fat man go, the fat man promises not to be your enemy again, how?"

Being able to communicate means that there is a chance to escape, and now it depends on whether Chang'e can be soft-hearted, even if it is just a flash of thought, it is possible for the shell lang to get a new life.

If you can't kill the shell lang in reality, it doesn't mean that you can't kill him in the dream, because the shell lang is more vulnerable in the dream, and once he dies in the dream, he will never wake up again.

In order to be able to create even a slight opportunity for himself, the fat man, who has always been unruly, suddenly knelt down: "As long as the fairy is willing to fulfill me, I am willing to do anything!" In order to be able to live or die happily, the dead fat man has lost all his dignity.

I don't know when, Chang'e has an extra bow and arrow in her hand, which looks translucent, which should be the legendary Houyi bow, also known as the sun-shooting bow, which belongs to the ancient artifact.

"Okay, be happy, shoot at the fat man's chest!" "Shit Shell Lang didn't want to live, because he knew that Chang'e wouldn't give him a chance, so he just wanted to be freed sooner at this moment.

Chang'e pulled the bow with an arrow, and really aimed it at the fat man's chest.

"Whoosh!" the arrow burst out of the hole and went straight through the fat man's chest.

Even though it was in a dream, you could still see a trickle of blood, spraying all over the ground.

"Before he died, Uncle Ben wants to tell you a secret, which is about the death of the Jade Rabbit. Although the fat man is not dead, he feels that his life is constantly being lost.

Chang'e asked disdainfully: "The dying man is also kind in his words, if you have something to say, say it quickly!"

The fat man said the real cause of Yutu's death word by word.

At that time, after the fat man rushed into the Guanghan Palace with the insect army, he did not kill wantonly, but just smashed it like a bandit, and then took the jade rabbit away by the way, and wanted to use the jade rabbit to blackmail the fairy Chang'e.

Unexpectedly, the jade rabbit that was brought out suddenly blew himself up and died, and when he was dying, the jade rabbit said with a sigh of relief: "Finally freed from this woman's hands." ”

The fat man of the shell lang did not stop doing anything, and by the way, he created the illusion that the jade rabbit was killed by him, in order to show off the power of the zerg.

Yutu's last sentence is indeed full of mystery, indicating that Yutu was devastated by Chang'e, and even couldn't find a chance to die, and after finally escaping, Yutu could have continued to live, but he was afraid that he would fall into Chang'e's hands again, so he chose to use death to give himself a relief.

Even if Chang'e has a deep affection for the Jade Rabbit, even if she usually takes care of the Jade Rabbit in every way, the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival may not be merciful, and Chang'e will definitely not let go of all kinds of tyranny towards the Jade Rabbit after the onset of the disease.

After experiencing it himself, he understood the meaning of the words of the Jade Rabbit when he died, and at the same time he was very sympathetic to the Jade Rabbit's suffering, as a pet and a person, it was a great misfortune to be born in the wrong house.

After listening to the shell Lang's story, Chang'e was very emotionally unstable, shaking her head frantically, so that she was unkempt, like a ghost crawling out of hell, very terrifying.

"Impossible, impossible, Jade Rabbit won't be like this, it's you bed bug who deliberately fabricated the facts, no, you can't just let you die, the old lady won't let you die so happily!" Chang'e suddenly disappeared from the dream.

Immediately afterwards, the shell lang felt that his body was squeezed uncomfortably, and he woke up from the dream all of a sudden, as long as he could be woken up before he died in the dream, it meant that the shell lang picked up another life.

After this journey of death, the fat man once again felt the sorrow of the Jade Rabbit, the most painful thing in the world is not death, but that he can't die even if he wants to die.

As the full moon in the sky began to fall, Chang'e's mood gradually stabilized and became very quiet.

However, her eyes when she looked at the shell lang were still extremely murderous, she was unwilling to accept the truth of the death of the jade rabbit, once she compromised, she would live in deep guilt, so she wanted to let the shell lang be a substitute for the dead ghost, but she couldn't let the shell lang die, as long as the shell lang was still alive, she could impose the guilt on the shell lang, so that she would be at ease.

After Chang'e calmed down, she carefully put the shell Lang into the crystal bottle, and then sealed it.

"Don't worry, this fairy will keep you alive, but it will make you live worse than dead. ”

Chang'e has lived in the Guanghan Palace for a long time, in addition to the jade rabbit as a companion, it is actually quite miserable, as the saying goes, hateful people must have pity.

Without emotion as a backing, what if you and Tianqishou should be?