Chapter 48: The Energetic Lizardman Maid
Get out, the maid is still buying.
Gree is a very good friend - most of the traversers are enough friends, after all, there are less than 200 people in a foreign land, and there are less than 50 remaining activists after deducting the group of homecoming parties who almost have a sign on their faces that say "I'm not happy, no one is allowed to enter", and the real dead house that huddles in the castle all day and barely goes out. It's just such a little person, a little please, so what else is there to say?
When the pandas arrived in Shining Gold Town, they found the hotel where they lived according to the coordinates indicated by Ge Li, and as soon as they entered the door, they saw more than a dozen lizardmen in Hulala, dressed up in fancy clothes, and if they looked closely, they also used a lot of cosmetics on their faces.
Liu Daoqing vomited at that time, and the panda could bear it at first, but when those female lizardmen saw Youneruo, one by one, "eyebrows shining" and "eyes like silk", he finally couldn't bear it anymore, and he vomited on the side.
They weren't the only ones who vomited, in fact...... Almost everyone in the hotel who saw this scene was vomiting.
Except for Yunero.
His face was pale, his body trembled slightly, and he didn't know if he was excited or angry.
The lizards dressed in maid costumes came up enthusiastically, some saying "how lucky our master is a handsome guy", some saying "how happy to be your maid", and some were very straightforward and efficient, and simply asked, "Master, how about I give you a bed tonight".
With a loud bang, Yunero lifted the table made of solid wood beside him and slammed it on Liu Daoqing's body.
The sturdy table smashed all at once, and Liu Daoqing didn't even snort, but fell into his vomit and fainted.
"XX's Liuyu Pot! Lao Tzu is going to hang you up and play JJ, play a hundred and ten thousand times, and play until you die!" "Yuneruo smashed Liu Daoqing unconscious, but his anger did not disappear at all, he roared and jumped up, and there was already an extra axe in his hand, it seemed that he was going to cut Liu Daoqing in two.
With his good old character, he was really angry this time.
If there were no pandas for them, Liu Daoqing would definitely be dead this time. Fortunately, although the pandas were vomiting, they were all paying attention to Yunero's situation, and when they smashed people on the table, they were in a hurry, and they didn't have time to react, but when Yunero took out the axe, they had all arrived and hugged Yunero.
"Eliminate the gas! Eliminate the gas! The body is not worth it!"
"Yes, folks in the big hometown, don't move the axe even if there is a contradiction!"
"Although I am personally in favor of chopping the fish pot to death, you see that he is like this, and it is not worth getting your axe dirty. โ
The ape-man adventurer Lana Bright didn't take part in the work of holding Yunero back, she quietly walked up to Liu Daoqing, grabbed one of the unconscious Liu Daoqing's feet, and gently dragged him out.
Because the blood was still spurting from the mouth, the blood mixed with the vomit left a long trail on the ground.
Seeing this picture, Don Quixote couldn't help but say, "My mother likes to watch palace fighting dramas, and it often says that a certain palace maid is beaten to death and then dragged out, and the blood is dragged a zhang long." At the time, I thought it was too much nonsense - the floor of the palace was so good that it was very troublesome to wash if it got dirty. Now it seems that maybe it's not all pure. โ
The panda laughed dryly twice and said, "If you see, Yune, the fish pot has been red by you, so forget it this time." โ
Yunero looked at the marks on the ground, which I don't know whether to call miserable or disgusting, hesitated for a moment, but put away the axe.
This matter is finally over.
But it didn't end like this, he still had to face the group of lizardman maids with affectionate eyebrows (?), pink faces and spring (?) eyes like waves (?) and couldn't help (!).
"Help me put them to sleep in a group. He sighed and said to Don Quixote.
The summoner nodded, chanting the incantation, and the petite fairy elf appeared in the green light, waving a small wand, and the glowing green powder appeared on the heads of those lizardman maids, slowly sprinkling down.
The lizardman maids staggered and fell one after another.
After getting them, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
"Gree, how did you find this group...... Of?" Looking at these lizardman maids who made the corners of their mouths twitch and their eyes crooked, they couldn't help but want to vomit, Yunero sighed and asked.
"This side of Shining Gold Town is a gold cave, as long as you have money, you can buy anything. Gree said very boldly.
The panda shook his head: "I don't believe it, even if you have money, you have to have goods." Lizardman maid, which neurotic boss would have stock?"
Lana smiled, "It's true that people don't have inventory, these are actually some lizardmen slaves who can do housework." โ
"Slave?" the panda frowned.
Of course, he knew that there was a slave trade in the Southern Islesโotherwise how the baron traffickers made their money?โโ but he didn't expect that Gree would have dealings with slave traders.
Seeing his expression, Gree knew that he was thinking too much, and hurriedly explained: "It's not what you think, I don't have anything to do with those slave traders. As soon as I received the news, I went to the casino owner I knew and asked him where I could buy a lizardman. โ
"The result?"
"He introduced me to a slave trader, who said that he had a lot of lizardmen slaves under his command, all of them very strong, and as long as they took care of the food and did the hard work, one person could support two people. And if I'm willing to equip them, they can be of a great help in battle. โ
I pondered...... It sounds like a thug......" Yunero said.
"It's supposed to be a thug. "What can a lizardman do besides being a laborer and a thug? It's not cost-effective to buy such a high-priced slave as a laborer, it's naturally cost-effective to be a thug." โ
"But when you are a thug, how can you make sure that they don't fight back?"
"So give them good food and drink. Don Quixote smiled, "These lizardmen come from poor areas, and as long as they are well fed and drunk, they don't care whether they are chivalrous or traitorous - for them, their morality and their lives are worth the price." โ
The panda sighed, but didn't know what to say.
In the face of such a person who is so poor that he wants to sell his morals and his life, any words are pale.
"But why did you become a maid again?" asked Yunero again.
Gree sighed and said, "What can I do? I'm desperate too! When I asked someone to buy a lizardman maid, do you know what kind of expression the slave trader looked at me?"
Seeing that his whole body was almost gray, the panda and Younero patted him on the shoulder together and sighed in unison.
"You've done a great job!"