Chapter Seventy-Seven: What Makes Chickens Unacceptable

Yu Yu and Li Hejun entered Jiang Yu's residence, but they were first shocked by the strange things in the house, but they did not forget the purpose of coming here. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

They looked at each other and nodded, then split up and went into different rooms to search.

After a few moments, they returned to the hall.

"No one, it looks like they're out. ”

"It's okay, he'll always come back, so let's close the door and wait in the house." ”

Yu Yu and Li Hejun talked about it, Jiang Pre was not at home, they were not surprised, and they were not in a hurry, as the saying goes, if the monk can't run the temple, Jiang Pre will always come back.

And once he returns, it will be his death.

The two of them stayed in the hall of Jiang's residence, and Yu Yu saw the chaise longue that was shaking, and his eyes were strange, and when he had nothing to do, he tried to sit on it.

During the swaying, there was a hint of comfort and relaxation in the body.

"Hmph, this ginger will enjoy it!" he couldn't help but snort coldly.

Li Hejun sat casually on the soft sofa chair next to him, leaning on his back, as if leaning on the soft part of a woman.

"As a disciple of the eighth line, his energy can only be spent on this kind of pleasure, but he is quite accomplished. ”

He sneered, his heart even more contemptuous of the eighth vein.

But even though they say this, their bodies are very honest, and they are all enjoying the ease and comfort brought by the things under them.

In the thatched house, Jiang Yu saw this scene, and his head was about to explode.

"These two bastards, let's not talk about the dove occupying the magpie's nest, using the master's things, and talking about the master's not!"

The enemy is comfortably living in his little cottage, and look around him, a broken thatched hut!

Jiang Pre's mentality is about to explode!

But in the face of all this, Jiang Yu had no choice but to watch.

"Wait until I clean up this native chicken first, and then find a way to deal with you, as for now, you have to wait and wait, and when the sky is old, I may not be able to come back!"

Jiang Yu snorted twice, feeling much more comfortable thinking about it, hiding in the thatched hut, and began to do his own thing.

In the early morning of the second day, less than four or five o'clock, Jiang Yu fell asleep on all fours, with a trace of saliva hanging on the corner of his mouth.

"Coo-cluck!" The high-pitched rooster crow sounded, and it continued, piercing the sky.

Jiang Yu's ears hurt for a while, and he was forced to wake up from his dream, turn over, and want to continue sleeping, but the sharp rooster crows did not stop.

"This local chicken, it's hearty!" Jiang pre scolded secretly, feeling extremely unhappy.

had to get up and sprinkle pieces of purple and gold fruits to feed the chickens, the native chickens ate the fruits, but they didn't stop, and from time to time they had to sneak attack Jiang Pre's buttocks, and every time the sneak attack was successful, they would yell comfortably, which made Jiang Pre, who was still dazed, angry.

I was hesitating about how to clean up this local chicken.

On the other side, Yu Yu and Li Hejun waited in Jiang Pre's residence all day, but Jiang Pre did not show up.

They are all getting impatient, after all, they still have their own things to do, and it is impossible to spend time here indefinitely.

"Where did this Jiang Yu go? I didn't go back to my residence for a whole day!" Li Hejun said with a frown.

"Do you know that we are waiting for him, and we have built a thatched hut outside to hide?" said Yu Yu hatefully, extremely unhappy in his heart.

Although the living conditions here are comfortable, you can't afford to wait long.

"Forget it, wait another day, and if you don't see anyone, go back first, and then find another time to arrest him." Li Hejun said lightly.

Although Yu Yu was unwilling, he could only nod his head in agreement, hoping that Jiang would appear soon.

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In the thatched house, Jiang pre-drummed things, that local chicken was too arrogant, and he had to teach a good lesson.

Suddenly, he had an idea and seemed to have an idea.

After a quarter of an hour, it's time to feed.

Jiang Yu smirked, pinched his nose, and poured the purple-gold fruit from a large wooden barrel outside.

The male purple-beaked chicken has been waiting for a long time, and as soon as the purple-golden fruit is released, it can't wait to peck at it.

It's just that it was a little dissatisfied, because the fruits were not spread evenly as usual, but were stacked together perfunctorily, and Jiang Yu was not on the side, but hid in the grass hut, so that it could not peck its buttocks.

"Giggle!" he cried out twice in dissatisfaction, but he did not delay in eating the fruit at all.

After eating, the male purple-beaked chicken returned to his nest unhappily, regretting that he didn't peck Jiang Xuan's buttocks.

After a while, there was a feeling of heat in the body.

As time passed, this fiery feeling became heavier and heavier, slowly sweeping through the whole body, every cell was quite hot, and the originally red cockscomb was even more congested and a little black.

The male purple-beaked chicken finally couldn't stand it anymore, called a hen, and rushed into battle impatiently.

The rooster crowed excitedly, and after half an hour, the hen crawled out of the nest and could not bear it any longer, but the male purple-beaked chicken was not released at all, and hurriedly called another hen in.

For another half hour, another hen crawled out and another crawled in.

I don't know how long it took, next to the glittering chicken coop, there were already more than ten female purple-beaked chickens lying on their stomachs, and the only male purple-beaked chicken was already tired and unconscious when it was finally released.

"How is it, little native chicken, are you still happy?" Jiang Yu walked to the chicken coop and said with a smile.

The effect of this aphrodisiac given by Lin Yuhong is really amazing, not only for people, but also for chickens.

The male purple-beaked chicken raised his head weakly, and his small eyes were full of anger.

Cultivating to its current realm, its wisdom is already close to that of a person, but it can't speak yet, so it can naturally understand Jiang Yu's words.

"Little local chicken, let's discuss something, in the future, you are obedient and obedient, I won't drug your food, how about it?" Jiang Yu said.

When the male purple-beaked chicken heard this, his head twitched, ignoring Jiang Pre.

"Heh, believe it or not, next time I'll give you double the dosage and let you die of exhaustion!" Jiang Yu threatened viciously.

The body of the male purple-beaked chicken shook obviously, and his little eyes changed, but he was still stubbornly unwilling to give in.

"Awesome, I didn't expect you to be a chicken with backbone!" Jiang sighed.

The head of the male purple-beaked chicken was raised and he was quite proud.

"It seems that I can only take advantage of your absence, secretly give some medicine to your hens, let them be confused, and then catch a male pheasant, and then, hehe!" Jiang said predictively.

This time, the male purple-beaked chicken was obviously angry, his feathers trembled collectively, and his weak body almost jumped up.

Just kidding, that's its hen, how can it let other chickens get its hands on it, and it's a lowly pheasant.

Is it tolerable or unbearable!

It wanted to flutter and peck at Jiang Yu's buttocks, but the intense exercise just now made it exhausted and couldn't do such a thing at all.

"If you're disobedient, don't blame me, I have a lot of medicine. Jiang Yu said.

The eyes of the male purple-beaked chicken changed suddenly, it was really afraid that Jiang Yu would do that kind of thing, and when the time came, the consequences would be unacceptable to the chicken!

Its eyes looked at Jiang Yu with resentment, but in the end it could only choose to give in, there was no way, it could not bear its hen being touched by other roosters.

This human being is so shameless!