Tilt your head and get hit
There was no crooked head in the class. Lu Yebao was a little strange, until a kind classmate told him that he tilted his head and hid in the bathroom shyly.
"Tilt your head, what's wrong with you. Lu Yebao's ordinary voice was exchanged for the sad urging of tilting his head in the bathroom.
At the opening ceremony, he tilted his head and was plotted, and at this moment he felt very frightened in his lower body, but as long as a man approached, or heard a man's voice, he couldn't help it, a feeling that he couldn't help but want jiaohe. It's like a girl, for Jiaohe, both excited and afraid. And he seems to be impulsive towards every man.
"You, don't speak. "In the bathroom, I tilted my head and coquettishly like a girl.
The sound is like a thunderbolt from the sky. "Tilt your head...... You don't have a fever, do you?"
"Don't speak. The slightest hint of pleasure from tilting his head and lower body with the sound made him cry and laugh, and he was embarrassed.
"What the hell is going on?" Lu Yebao knocked on the toilet door.
"Don't talk anymore. Tilting his head and crying with a sad face, "If you talk again, my chastity will belong to you." ”
Lu Yebao only felt a few crows flying over his head. "Hehehaha. He laughed dryly, "Tilt your head, this joke isn't that funny......"
Then the toilet door opened, tilted his head and threw himself into Yebao's arms, "Yebao, my reputation is ruined." ”
In the restaurant, Lu Yebao was completely shocked after listening to the dictation of his tilted head. He gritted the spoon with his teeth. I didn't dare to speak, and wrote with a pen, "Don't be afraid, we will think about it in the long run......"
"What would Wen Xi think? Lu Yebao thought about the 10,000 tragic results that might happen after making this phone call, but it was estimated that none of them were actually tragic. But for the sake of his buddy, he still let it go.
"Hey. Wen Xi's full female voice came.
"Wen Xi. Yebao said, "Let me ask you something, you girls are afraid of that kind of thing, uh, that's the kind of thing, are you both afraid and longing......"
Lu Yebao...... Come here for me, see if I can't kill you. Before he finished speaking, Wen Xi's roar was already heard in his ears. The corners of his mouth twitched, and his phone fell to the ground, "There are no dead bodies now." ”
"Otherwise, let's go to the hospital. Lu Yebao, who was poor in donkey skills, said to tilt his head.
"The results of the examination are all in order. "The attending physician took the X-ray and looked at it again and again.
"But my friend, he was really scared. Yebao said
"It may just be a psychological problem, and it is recommended to consult a psychologist. The doctor said
When Lu Ye returned, he shook his head at the tilted head. Tilting his head for no other sign, he just said, "Yebao, do you think that doctor is very handsome and has a magnetic voice." ”
A half-bald male doctor next to him saw the doorway, walked over and said to Lu Yebao, "Young man, I'll tell you someone who understands." Go to the cardinal. ”
"He?" Lu Yebao was stunned.
"In Shacheng, if you encounter something that can't be solved, go to the cardinal. "But be very cautious when you go, for the cardinal is an angel and a devil." ”
Lu Yebao inquired many times, and finally heard that the cardinal often appeared in the Catholic Cathedral in the center of the city, so he rushed there with his head tilted non-stop.
Repeatedly teased by other people's voices. "From now on, I have the face to face my hometown fathers. He tilted his head and sighed.
"You're here. In front of the cathedral, two maids in white cloaks said, "Go in, the bishop is already waiting." ”
"He knew we were coming?" Lu Yebao said in surprise
The two maids just smiled at each other, as if with a sense of contempt. As if such a thing was not worth mentioning for the cardinal.
Lu Yebao and tilted their heads and walked in slowly, in addition to the stone pillars on both sides of the corridor, there were stairs leading to a half-story high walkway, and on the walkway, there were four or five people standing, old and young, men and women. They all looked at Lu Yebao and the others with cold eyes. After walking a short distance, Lu Yebao only felt that the appearance of the person next to him had changed, and when he looked again, he saw that the man who was a little hunchback and obscene suddenly raised his body and his face became handsome and abnormal. Compared with the past, it is like an ape compared to a man.
At the same time, he was not the only one who changed, but the appearance of several people next to him also changed greatly, becoming solemn and majestic, upright and good, like a god descending to earth.
"Yebao, I just saw something. He tilted his head and said
"This cardinal seems to be extremely difficult. Lu Yebao said cautiously in his heart
Arriving at the rotunda, the cardinal had his back to the entrance and was waiting there. "You're here. There was something majestic in the voice.
"Your Excellency. Lu Yebao said
"Needless to say. The bishop said, "I can save him, but because he insulted me first, you must do one thing for me first." ”
"What's the matter?"
"Go and help me retrieve something. The cardinal said, tossing Yebao a folded piece of white paper. "There's a time and place on it. ”
"What if I don't go. Lu Yebao looked at the note and said
"In that case, please. The cardinal said
"What if you can't cure him. Lu Yebao said
"Hahahaha. Interesting, interesting. The cardinal laughed, "Believe it or not is also your choice." ”
Lu Yebao clenched the note helplessly. "Wait for my news. ”
The specified time came to the designated place, obviously it was a busy city, but it was very deserted, and occasionally passers-by also trotted away.
There were some car shadows in the night, and there were men in sunglasses in the car with a malicious smile towards Lu Yebao.
And there was a man with a strong body and a fairly neutral face who shouted to Lu Yebao, "Hurry up and go." Don't make trouble for yourself."
Lu Yebao wrapped his trench coat tighter and pretended to take two quick steps.
Some more cars came one after another, and Yebao took advantage of the night to vaguely see them carrying weapons. "It doesn't seem like an easy job. He thought.
The two convoys faced each other, and suddenly the lights came on, and all the headlights were turned on. The sound of the car door opening and closing, one after another, and the people who got out of the car showed disdain for each other.
At this time, one person got out of the car led by the two convoys, carrying a suitcase, and walked towards each other.