Chapter 5: I Came a Little Early

The "Missing Trio" plans to use the identity of exorcists in this world, with the paladin Panda as the "Bear Master", the guardian Loma as the "thug Arlo", and the psychic and evil god Alfien as the "Scholar Feijie...... With such a down-to-earth name, it is obvious that only pandas can think of it. Although Loma complained "Panda, are you a translator from Hong Kong?", although Alfien complained "Sister Fei, I am still a Filipino maid!", but Panda is the main person in charge of this trip, and this little power is still there.

What's more, in fact, if you get used to it, these three names seem to sound quite flavorful, a bit like a Hong Kong zombie film in the eighties and nineties.

Faced with the "Master Bear" who suddenly blocked the way, Helen naturally couldn't believe it immediately. Although he had been in a lot of strange things lately, and had been awakened by a nightmare again this morning, he had not actually suffered any actual damage or loss. Although when he woke up in a nightmare, he vowed to go to the exorcist to solve the problem.

But...... When he was confronted with a Master Exorcist Bear, who suddenly jumped out of the grass — oh no, the Exorcist Bear Master who suddenly jumped out of the corner, his first reaction was still startled, backwards, suspicious, and then trying to escape.

To be honest, you can't really blame him for this, if you want to blame the panda himself.

Because this world does not have the kind of orcs in the Western Continent world, the half-human and half-beast are either monsters or temporary transformations of special bloodlines during battles, so after seeing the human town, the panda used the transformation orb and turned into a human appearance.

It's just that...... On a whim, he decided not to use his normal human appearance, but decided to manually design his appearance - which is commonly known as "pinching the face".

However, the panda's skill in pinching his face is really not very good, and in the end, he pinched it out with a ...... How to say it, it is probably equivalent to an enlarged version of the famous basketball player Anthony Davis, who is commonly known as "Brother Thick Eyebrows".

Well, at least the eyebrows are very similar to others.

As for the other facial features...... That's it, according to Loma, "the eyes, nose, mouth, and ears are all where they should be, and the error is not more than five centimeters, and your aesthetics are okay with the panda."

It might have been more convincing if he hadn't turned his head when he said this, and his shoulders shrugged like a convulsion.

Helen's courage was obviously not very good, and he was not familiar with pandas, so when he saw the panda blocking his way, he only glanced at the panda and subconsciously turned around to leave.

Strange to say, when an ugly man walks into a tavern, everyone just thinks it's funny. But if an ugly man blocks your way early in the morning, most people will choose to run away.

Helen also falls into the category of the "vast majority", so he turns around and runs.

The panda grabbed him by the collar and frowned and asked, "What are you running?"

"I ...... I ...... "Helen found that she couldn't run away, and her legs were a little weak, and she couldn't answer it for a long time.

Panda sighed, dragged him down, and walked towards the tavern.

"Don't learn how to crow, let's find a place to sit down and talk slowly. ”

They quickly found a place to sit down and talk.

As the saying goes, wine is bold and courageous, and Helen is the same. After drinking a large glass of mulled wine, his spirits were obviously lifted a lot, and he no longer regarded the panda as a dangerous person who arranged the way, and introduced him to the strange things he had encountered during this time.

"So...... It's just a nightmare?" After listening to his introduction, the panda compared the plot in his impression and asked, "Nothing else?"

"No, it's just a nightmare. Helen replied, then emphatically, "But...... Master Xiong, even if it's just a nightmare, it's terrifying! You don't know, that nightmare is really ...... It's really ......."

He hesitated for a moment, but finally found a good adjective: "It's so realistic!

Panda nodded, thought about it for a moment, and asked, "So, how do you want me to help you out?"

"Of course, so I don't have nightmares!" replied Helen at once.

"As long as you don't have nightmares anymore?"

Helen was stunned for a moment, and asked suspiciously, "Could it be ...... Anything else?"

The panda chuckled softly and said, "In your case, I haven't investigated the scene yet, so I'm not sure what's going on." But if you just want to avoid nightmares, I have a simple solution. ”

"What's the solution?" asked Helen hurriedly.

The panda casually took out a silver coin and drew a rune on it with his finger, and the divine power turned into a golden light and merged into it. Immediately, the entire silver coin glowed with a faint golden light, and it looked a little gold-plated.

"You take this with you, go home and go to bed. Panda said.

Helen took the silver coin, looked at it repeatedly for a while, and asked hesitantly, "Is that okay?"

"If it's just a matter of not having nightmares, it should be fine. The panda nodded.

Helen hesitated for a moment, then asked, "So this ...... How much does it cost?"

"Just give me back a silver coin. Panda smiled, "To be honest, I personally think your problem is probably more than just a nightmare. But since you're only asking not to have nightmares, let's do it first. I've been living here for the past few days anyway, so if you still have a problem, or if you find that the light of this thing has faded, you can come to me. ”

Helen looked at the silver coin with little confidence, and then looked at the panda, and saw that he looked calm and flat, and hesitated again and again before sighing, returning him a silver coin, carefully putting away the silver coin blessed by divine power, and leaving the house.

"Master Bear, is your method really useful?" When he left, Sering, the bartender who replaced Alex, asked curiously, "With that silver coin, can you exorcise evil spirits?"

"How can a silver coin ward off evil spirits?" said Panda with a smile, "but we exorcists have to pay attention to 'you and me'. All he wants is no nightmares, nothing else, so of course that's all I can do. ”

"What if...... What about the failure of the exorcism?" Selin asked worriedly.

Panda shook his head: "It's not like failure, how can the power on that silver coin protect him from sleeping peacefully for a sleep or two." Merely...... There is obviously evil in him, and it is probably not enough to 'not have nightmares'. ”

"Then why don't you make it clear to him?" asked Selin.

Panda sighed, "Didn't I imply it clearly enough? He's not a fool, of course he understands what I mean." It's just that although he understands, he insists that as long as he 'doesn't have nightmares'...... What can I do?"

Selin thought for a moment and shook his head: "Helen, this guy can really be said to be asking for money and dying! Alas! Even a master can't save a miser!"

The panda smiled mysteriously and said nothing.

(Can't be saved?, of course not.) I just found out that I came a little early, and I still have plenty of time, so I'm not in a hurry. )