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"Hehe, of course I want to go back to school, although I go back to this family, but I still have to finish my studies outside, and then I want to experience myself! Actually, I don't have that strong sense of belonging to the family, and I don't want to rely on this family to do anything! I'm a student at Jinghua University now, and Cousin Angel can go to play with me if she has time, and you know the phone number!"

"Whew......" Angel exhaled as she patted the majestic and proud place, "I'm scared to death, I thought something was going to happen to you." Don't worry, I'll be in the capital all the time recently, and I'll be able to play with you when the time comes!"

Xu Yang looked at the place where he was trembling up and down, and said naturally: "Don't shoot, if you don't shoot, it will swell like that, and if you shoot again, you won't be afraid of becoming a cow!"

"Huh?" Angel was stunned for a moment, then followed Xu Yang's eyes to see her chest, and immediately knew what Xu Yang was talking about, looking at Xu Yang's teasing appearance, but there was no obscene gaze in her eyes, Angel screamed and pinched Xu Yang's arm fiercely!

The two of them are like sisters and brothers, all of which are seen in the eyes of Xu Yang's parents and the old man. It turned out that Xu Yang didn't treat everyone in this family unkindly. The old man thought that Xu Yang fell in love with this heartthrob little beauty in the family, but Xu Yang's parents said that Xu Yang already had a girl he liked.

Xu Yang's family trip can be said to have many twists and turns, but there are still some gains, that is, he recognized a stupid cousin, and he cherishes having such a sister since he was a child.

"Wha...... Brother, I'm back!" Looking at the three words 206, Xu Yang couldn't say how kind he was in his heart. Kicked the door open and shouted. However, the scene inside made Xu Yang dumbfounded. The eldest and fourth hugged each other wearing only briefs. A very obscene thought flashed in Xu Yang's head.

Xu Yang hurriedly closed the door, and then said in an obscene tone: "I said that the two of you should also close the door when you do this kind of thing, not everyone is like me who can appreciate the two of you with an artistic eye." ”

"Damn!" "Get out!" The fourth and the eldest directly pushed each other away, and then raised their middle fingers at Xu Yang at the same time.

"I said, boss, are you saying that you have suddenly lost your sexual interest in women and started to feel for men because you have been battered lately? If that is the case, I have decided not to come back again, and I want to think about my chastity and safety. Fourth, it seems that I have to talk to my younger siblings about this matter, what blow made you throw into the arms of the boss. ”

"You're a girl!" the boss didn't know how to say it anymore.

Later, Xu Yang learned that the two were so thinly dressed and hugged each other because of themselves. The eldest and the fourth were originally changing clothes, but they both had their own appointments for a while. Unexpectedly, Xu Yang suddenly kicked at the door and startled the boss who was changing clothes, mainly because he didn't pay attention to his feet and tripped over the power cord, and the fourth child's good reaction "saved" the boss's life. This didn't make the boss fall, but ...... The situation that Xu Yang saw after the house...... Needless to say.

"I said San'er, you kid don't just don't go to class because you study well, and you've asked for leave these days, if it weren't for your younger siblings not asking for leave, I would have thought that your kid was full of warm thoughts!"

"Cut! Brother is serious, okay, my parents and I went to see my family's relatives. It's the first time I've seen so many relatives in so many years. Anyway, boss, I have a cousin, that's beautiful! I didn't say anything, do you want me to introduce you to you?"

The boss's eyes lit up when he heard Xu Yang's words. But immediately thought of the "sister door" incident last time, this kid doesn't look at the long man who looks like a dog, he has a bad stomach, and he wants to ask for benefits from Lao Tzu. There are no doors!

"Well, your boss and I've been a vegetarian lately, so I don't need to bother you!" the boss waved his hand, and there was a look of disdain on his face.

"That's a pity, don't just say that your brother doesn't pay attention to it then!" The boss's answer was obviously what Xu Yang expected.

"By the way, what about this guy?" asked Xu Yang.

"Busy man, in the student union, after this guy became the minister, it was really good!hahaha!" The laughter of the boss **** made Xu Yang suddenly understand the meaning of the boss's words, the second child is the minister of literature and art, there is a place where beautiful women are like clouds, this guy must have borrowed the relationship of the second child to run there to hunt for beauty. Poor literary sisters, this is all a sin of their own making!

Xu Yang took out the blue screen antique mobile phone, and the mobile phone given by Angel was installed by Xu Yang who bought another card. Xu Yang doesn't want to be a high-profile person, so he usually uses this antique machine, but in fact, he doesn't know that if he uses that mobile phone, it can be much more normal than using this one!

"Jianing, I'm back!" The first person Xu Yang notified when he came back was of course Liu Jianing, this stupid girl must not have slept well these days.

After holding the phone and talking about the phone for nearly half an hour, I agreed to go home for dinner in the evening.

"I said San'er, to tell you the good news, our brothers have rented a house in your building, so our brothers will be neighbors in the future!

"No!" Xu Yang said categorically, and then said in a tone of self-pity and self-pity: "Alas, it seems that I am moving again!"

Anyway, the matter of the family's return is over, and on the day Xu Yang returned to school, he and Liu Jianing had a two-person world in the evening, but the last layer of the relationship still did not break through, which made Xu Yang have to take a cold shower in the middle of the night to extinguish the fire. The next day, I went to Liu Jianing's house and told Liu Lao about some things. Otherwise, Liu Lao would be worried.

Of course, the bet in the family was hidden. Xu Yang also received a gift from his parents, a global limited edition sports car. Xu Yang straightened up at the first glance, the man likes cars and guns!

The problem came out, Xu Yang now has no driver's license, can only look at the car and sigh, in the following days, Xu Yang stayed in the driving school for a week and then took the national B driver's license, the coach looked at Xu Yang who left and just said: "Demon"!

No matter which instructor you are, if you meet someone who doesn't know how to drive at all, and who can train the driving skills of the car better than him in just one week, isn't it a demon?

After the driver's license was in hand, Xu Yang drove a sports car, and drove in the capital for a day, and then Xu Yang received an invitation from the Hongmei Hall, of course, Xu Yang's father told Xu Yang that the current manager of the Hongmei Hall is his fifth uncle, and he is one of the few good relationships between Xu Yang's father in the family.

After Xu Yang went, the fifth uncle came to Xu Yang's taste very much, this guy in pajamas, has been asking for credit, saying how he took care of him in the hall last time, and said that the car was his own meeting gift, and finally the fox's tail was exposed, and he actually wanted to buy a "double carp frolicking wall"!

This time, don't talk about the door, there are no windows! Xu Yang decisively refused. However, the fifth uncle seemed to have known that this would happen, so he didn't get angry, but gave Xu Yang a "Red Plum Meteorite Card" from the guild hall! This is the most legendary membership card in the entire guild hall. It means that meteorites fall from the sky. In short, this kind of card is only heard of in legends, and few people have seen it. The privileges of this card in the guild hall are unimaginable!

The days have returned to calm again, time has passed day by day, Xu Yang's daily life has returned to the days of three o'clock and one line, I forgot to say that Xu Yang is currently in the period of atonement, all because he was bored with a photo of him and Angel and angry Liu Jianing, women are very angry, jealous and fierce women are angry, it is no less than an atomic bomb.

Xu Yang, who eats the consequences of his own evil, appears downstairs in the girls' dormitory every day, buying breakfast and delivering hot water again and again, which is even better than the five good men! At the same time, it also creates a beautiful scenery for the downstairs of the women's dormitory of Jinghua University.

On May 1st, World International Labor Day, Xu Yang was sitting there bored, thinking about where to go to relax in the past few days on May 1st. I discussed it with my brothers in the dormitory, but no one had time to accompany him. The boss doesn't know which beauty to hook up with, busy! The second child is preparing a party for the International Labor Day Literature and Art Department, not to mention the fourth, now he has the meaning of becoming the first master in Beijing, and he has to be busy with his girlfriend and teach students Chinese martial arts in the past few days!

Now it's Xu Yang's life, just when he was panicking and about to grow mushrooms on his head, Xu Yang's phone rang. Haven't seen an unfamiliar number?

"Hello, who are you looking for?" asked Xu Yang on the phone.

"Brother Xu, you are a noble person, you have forgotten your brother, and you haven't said anything about contacting your brother for half a year!" said loudly in an enthusiastic voice on the phone.

It's familiar, it's an acquaintance, but Xu Yang can't seem to remember who the person on the phone is for a while, and Xu Yang is not a contrived person, so he said in a somewhat apologetic tone: "I'm sorry." The voice of the phone is a little distorted, are you?" At this time, Xu Yang's antique machine became the best excuse.

"Hahaha, what about the old machine, I'm Lao Zhang, the boss Zhang who we discussed food from all over the world a few years ago, do you remember?"

"Ah, it's Brother Zhang! Of course I remember. Where has Brother Zhang made his fortune recently?" Xu Yang immediately thought of the guy nicknamed the glutton.

"Brother, you don't mean it enough, you said that you went to the south to play with stones together during the New Year, but you didn't even have a letter. Don't you look down on your brother?"

"Brother Zhang, where are you, how about my brother invite you to dinner as a gift?" Xu Yang said immediately.

"Okay! You have a treat, of course you have a time and place? It's over at Desheng Gate! You can call me when you get there!"

hung up the phone, Xu Yang hung up the phone to Liu Jianing at the same time, saying that he had something to go out, and then went out to take a taxi to Deshengmen. When I went to the place to call, according to the words of this glutton, I came to a place in all directions.

The courtyard is a private house, gently slamming the door, and after a while, a young man came out, looked Xu Yang up and down, and said, "Is it Mr. Xu Yang?"