Chapter 34: The Stalker
A bloody mouth was right in front of me, with a strong fishy smell that was disgusting.
Lu Xiaoyi's reaction was to close his eyes and slap him, and he didn't even have time to clench his fists, he did it completely by instinct.
Huh? It seemed to hit something, and when I opened my eyes, I saw a white tiger rolling on the ground.
"Hold a big grass, it turns out to be such a thing!" Lu Xiaoyi had his divine power in his hand, and rushed forward without fear. When the white tiger, which was more than a foot long, was dizzy by the fan, his head was held down by Lu Xiaoyi's outstretched hand, and he couldn't move even if he struggled hard.
"Damn, say, why don't you brush your teeth? Why?" Lu Xiaoyi asked angrily, and the turtle spirit behind him snorted, and fell into a vicious dog to grab shit. Lu Xiaoyi was still scolding: "Bastard, do you know, I hate other people's bad breath the most! As a carnivore, the consequence of not brushing your teeth is not only bad breath, but also tooth decay." ”
The white tiger screamed, but Lu Xiaoyi was not afraid at all, the dignified king of beasts, he was pressed to the ground and couldn't move, and he was sprayed with a spit star.
"Are you still calling?" The white tiger screamed, Lu Xiaoyi was a slap, the white tiger screamed again, and slapped again, after a dozen times of one person and one tiger, the white tiger seemed to react, obediently shut up, and lay still on his stomach.
"If you have bad breath, don't scream, it will affect your uncle's appetite for dinner. Lu Xiaoyu was still scolding, and the tiger looked at it with a look of grievance.
Lu Xiaoyu finally let go, but he sat on the head of the white tiger, this beast was scared, and obediently pretended to be dead. After tossing for a while, Lu Xiaoyi's mouth was dry, but he didn't feel tired, and he pondered in his heart, this is the role of divine power?
The turtle spirit finally found a chance to speak: "First of all, it's a tiger, have you ever seen a tiger brush its teeth?, and second, this tiger is going to take you for dinner,......。 ”
Hearing this, Lu Xiaoyi stood up and stepped on the tiger's head: "Yes, this account hasn't been settled with you yet, you actually want to eat me? The animals all over the mountains and fields are not enough for you to eat?
With such obvious nonsense, the turtle spirit couldn't listen to it anymore, squatted in front of the white tiger, patted its head, and faced the white tiger's loveless eyes: "White Tiger, don't be sad, although you haven't eaten for a few days, I still can't help you." ”
The white tiger responded. Lu Xiaoyu looked at the turtle spirit in surprise: "Can you understand what it says?"
The turtle spirit glanced at it with disdain, and put on a posture of arrogance: "I am Xuanling, a spirit condensed by the divine consciousness of the Xuanwu God. Everything in the world, every grass and tree, every flower and leaf, I can communicate with it. ”
A slap slapped over, the turtle spirit was fanned out several meters away, Lu Xiaoyi jumped to his feet and scolded: "You pretend, I'll let you pretend!" Saying that, he rushed up, punched and kicked the turtle spirit, the turtle spirit retracted his head into the shell, and Lu Xiaoyi stomped on the turtle shell: "You actually helped it speak, Lao Tzu was almost scared to pee just now, do you know? What's wrong with the tiger? I'm in a hurry to stew white tiger broth! What's wrong with the turtle spirit? I'm in a hurry to drink Wang Ba soup!"
Lu Xiaoyi, who was violently frightened, vented all the way, and it was finally cool! The turtle spirit shrank on the ground, and the white tiger was also lying on the ground, and now both of them knew that this thing was irrational when his face plummeted.
Lu Xiaoyi, who was sitting on the ground gasping for breath, patted his liver. It's finally reinstated. Look at this white tiger, and then look at the turtle spirit lying on the ground, a kind of brother can actually fight to win the tiger.
There is food in the ring, but unfortunately there is no meat. The white tiger, who was already hungry, looked at Lu Xiaoyi pitifully, and didn't dare to move.
"Turtle Spirit, you are so powerful, go and trick some meat for the white tiger to eat. Lu Xiaoyi kicked the turtle spirit, and this cargo probe looked at Lu Xiaoyi's face, it was very good, and he had already vented.
"Don't even think about it, how could I have tricked a small animal into feeding a tiger......? "The turtle spirit can't go on, Lu Xiaoyi's eyes are already fierce, and he has the intention of starting a fight if he doesn't agree. Of course, the turtle spirit is a spirit body, and it is not afraid to hit it normally, but it can't stand the divine power of Lu Xiaoyi, this thing is a power that is naturally adjusted according to needs, and who knows how powerful it is.
"There's a village down the hill, go buy a cow and feed it. "The turtle spirit had to come up with a fairly reliable idea, so as not to be beaten. This year's bloodline heirs are not good, and they are not reasonable at all.
An inconspicuous rope was turned out of the ring, tied around the neck of the white tiger, and Lu Xiaoyi led it. Others walk the dog, he slips the white tiger, it's really cool! Pulling to the extreme, this forced pretending is good, Lu Xiaoyi couldn't help but give himself a full score.
The turtle spirit was not polite at all, jumped up and sat on Lu Xiaoyi's shoulder, and before he could get angry, the turtle spirit hurriedly explained: "I can detect the existence of any creature within a radius of two hundred meters. Lu Xiaoyi saw that it retracted back to the size of a kitten, and after considering the truth of its words, he nodded: "Okay, you have to lie to me, you are good-looking." ”
The turtle spirit immediately said: "In the woods fifty meters behind him, someone is peeping." ”
......Lu Xiaoyi stood still, didn't turn back in a hurry, but asked first: "Then aren't you exposed?"
Turtle Spirit sneered: "The person who can see me must be Da Luo Jinxian." Otherwise, I don't want her to see it, and she wants to see me. Don't worry, she hasn't caught up with me when you hit me. Your ugly face,......。 Lu Xiaoyi's eyes showed ferocity again, and the turtle spirit shut up in time to avoid a beating.
Turning around, Lu Xiaoyi looked in the direction of the woods: "Come out, it's not early, who knows what is in the woods." ”
Wait for a while, a person walked out of the woods, and Lu Xiaoyi looked at it, yes, it's you. The person who walked out of the woods was Qi Ziqing, the sister Feng Xiong was pursuing. Lu Xiaoyi never expected that she would appear here.
"Miss Qi, there is no one here, it's dark again, if you follow me, aren't you afraid of my beastly nature?" Lu Xiaoyi squinted his eyes and said in a calm tone. Qi Ziqing obviously felt scared, hugged her shoulders with both hands, and replied in a low voice: "Master Lu, you won't, you are a good person, I know." ”
Lu Xiaoyi felt that her words could really be honored as the worst joke of the year, and she had many life goals in her life, but she didn't want to be a good person. The first of the ten evils in Craftsman Town, there is actually a day when he becomes a good person, Lu Xiaoyi feels that he is really a failure as a person.
Forget it, don't bother with her. Lu Xiaoyi waited for her to walk in, and continued to ask: "What about Feng Xiong, does he know that you are coming?"
"He, hmph, the villain, knows that he is taking advantage of others, and thinks that if he stays with us and treats me well, I will be able to take a fancy to him. Don't look at the fat on your own body!" Qi Ziqing mentioned Feng Xiong, and his tone was full of contempt.
Although he agreed with Qi Ziqing's words, Lu Xiaoyi still didn't plan to talk about his friends behind his back.
"Follow if you want, don't have any crooked thoughts, or you'll die a miserable death. Holding the white tiger, Lu Xiaoyi walked forward, and there was indeed a village at the foot of the mountain. Qi Ziqing didn't dare to step forward and walk side by side, three steps behind, feeling quite lost. She chased it out hard, but she didn't dare to follow too closely, but she didn't expect that when she was out of town, Lu Xiaoyu encountered a carriage incident.
At that moment, Qi Ziqing witnessed Lu Xiaoyi's might. The accident happened when Lu Xiaoyi galloped wildly, Qi Ziqing didn't want to give up this opportunity, so she ran hard to catch up, but she still lost it. Fortunately, Lu Xiaoyi followed the path into the mountain, giving her a chance to catch up. When she caught up, she saw the turtle spirit sitting on his shoulder, holding a white tiger in his hand.
This stunned Qi Ziqing, she was not a turtle like Lu Xiaoyi, she recognized the white tiger as a spirit beast at a glance, even if it was a juvenile, it was not something that a low-level cultivator could handle. Unexpectedly, Lu Xiaoyi actually led him, and the white tiger looked very well-behaved, as if he had raised it.
There are few spirit beasts on the Spirit Gathering Continent, and spirit beasts mainly live in the wilderness of the southwest. Qi Ziqing took it for granted that this spirit beast was relegated by Lu Xiao, how could this be a high-level cultivator, the specific level could not be seen, it was necessary to go up the foundation building period, maybe it was still a golden pill period.
Walking outside the village, Lu Xiaoyi stopped and threw a bag to Qi Ziqing: "Go into the village to buy a cow and eat beef at night." Qi Ziqing took the bag and hesitated: "Master Lu, cattle are the lifeblood of ordinary farmers, let's buy a pig." ”
Lu Xiaoyi was a little surprised, this girl didn't give him a good impression. Unexpectedly, she has such a kind side. What about the scheming green tea women's watch? This style of painting has changed a bit big!
In the end, Lu Xiaoyi still nodded, Qi Ziqing poured out a vitality stone from the bag, and then threw the bag back: "One is enough!" He is a fake and shoddy product, and he will really be hungry if he doesn't eat. There is also the white tiger, which looks very hungry.
When Qi Ziqing entered the village, the turtle spirit came down from his shoulders and sat on the tiger's head, not knowing what to communicate with the white tiger. Anyway, one of them whispered, and the other screamed. Lu Xiaoyi snorted heavily when he saw it.
The turtle spirit shuddered, jumped off the tiger's head, and quickly explained: "I just asked it how it came here." Guess what it says?" Lu Xiaoyu didn't answer, just looked at the turtle spirit with a sneer, and hated others selling it to him the most.
"The last time I heard someone talk about a story, that guy talked about the critical moment, and came to the next decomposition. That night, I touched his house and told him a word: Tonight, the master will charter the venue, you finish this book for me, otherwise the master will knock out one of his teeth. Oh, by the way, you're a spirit, it's okay, I'll just tear down your turtle shell. ”
The turtle spirit had nothing to do with this kind of person, and immediately raised his hands: "I said, I said, I said it's not okay?"