Chapter 56: Ancient Sword Spirit-1
"Let me tell Qian Er. The old god took Shopee's mobile phone and said into the microphone, "Qian Er, I explained to you, there is a demonic spirit on that sword, you don't want to harm others and yourself." ”
"Demonic spirit, old god, your feudal superstitious remarks have long been outdated. Qian Lao Er said on the other end of the earpiece.
"Qian Er, don't think it's superstition, let me tell you, everything that is brought out of the ancient tomb is attached to it, and your own resistance is high, but your resistance is not high, then you just wait for bad luck." ”
"Haha, old god, you also play this game in front of my old money, it's too pediatric, right?" After Qian Lao Er finished speaking, he hung up the phone.
"What??," Everyone was stunned.
Shopee said angrily: "Let's go, go to the long-distance bus station immediately, and ask for something in person with the surname Qian!"
"Shopee, no, I dare to assert that within three days, Qian Lao Er will obediently send things back!" The old god stretched out his hand and stopped Shopee.
"Will Qian Lao Er obediently send things back? This guy is more greedy than that dog, and the bones in his mouth will be spit out again when he eats it?" Heng Qi shook his head in disbelief.
Shopee also looked at the old god in confusion and said, "Old nerve, why are you so sure that Qian Lao Er will obediently send things back?"
The old god pretended to be profound: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed. ”
"Old god, you just leak it, it's a big deal that you can fold your longevity for a few years. Huang ran ran and grinned.
"Huang Ranran, you said it so lightly, how many years will you fold Yang Shou and show me?"
"That sword does have a strong sensing ability, will this ability appear again?" Yang Hao looked at the old god.
"The reason why a demon can become a demon is because the influence of its demonic power on the world exists all the time. The old god did not answer Yang Hao's question, but said an inexplicable word.
Everyone was still in the clouds, but Yang Hao had already understood what the old god meant, and immediately said to everyone: "Okay, don't worry about this matter, wait for the tooth sacrifice tonight." ”
Although everyone was full of doubts, when they saw Yang Hao say this, they could only suppress their doubts in their hearts. They want to see how Qian Lao Er obediently sent things back?
That night, two large round tables were set up in the compound of the pig farm, and more than a dozen men and women sat around the round table, tasting the delicious food on the table, laughing and laughing.
It was a rare evening of joy. It hadn't been a night like this for three years. Three years ago, there were more people, and that scene could be described as Zhong Mingding's food. But the number of people sitting here now is less than a third of what it was three years ago.
Yang Hao, Shopee, Heng Qi, Farmer, Lao Shen, Lao Wu, Xie Ke, Huang Paopao and others sat next to the first table, and the people who just came today sat at the second table. These people are actually the old faces of three years ago, but these three years ago, everyone was sleepwalking, almost forgetting their own existence. Therefore, when I returned to this big family, I couldn't help but be a little restrained.
Shopee held a note and looked at the list on the note, the list on this note was all the people sitting at the second table: "Tian Xiaobing, Liu Yong, Datou, Xiao Ziang, Chen Xianzhong, Liu Lianqing, Liu Ting, Xia Hong, Luo Hui...... Alas, the catastrophe three years ago caused most of our elite to lose, and only a few rookies remained, and I don't know when our 'LM' group will be able to return to its former glory?"
Yang Hao said: "Shopee, you are too pessimistic, Xiaobing is the same as you, but he is a 'high-tech talent' back then, and his comeback is self-evident to help us." And Yuko, who is also a rare elite......"
Shopee shook his granite head and said, "It's okay for the two of them, but the level of the three people, Datou, Xiao Ziang, and Chen Xianzhong, is about the same as Huang Ranran, and it is better for them not to come back......
"Shopee, your words are too hurtful to your self-esteem, aren't they?
Everyone laughed and said, "Although Shopee spoke a little directly, what he said is also the truth, don't admit it." ”
"I protest, this is discrimination against us!" Chen Xianzhong shouted excitedly, waving his arms excitedly. Because of the excessive range of his movements, he suddenly shook the stool under his buttocks, and as a result, he also fell on all fours, causing everyone to burst into laughter.
Huang Ranran laughed even more tears, pointed at Chen Xianzhong and said: "Chen Xianzhong, you really take the foreign appearance wherever you go, haha." ”
Chen Xianzhong sneered at each other: "Huang Ranran, you mean yourself, right? No matter how foreign I look, I can't compare to your lack of success and failure!"
"Chen Xianzhong, don't be hard-mouthed, your name is Xianzhong, but you are actually a traitor, and people give you the nickname 'Chen Han Traitor', how can you compare with me?"
"Haha, of course I can't compare to you, you are not enough to achieve and more than to fail. ”
"Traitor Chen, I'm ashamed to be with you!"
"Huang Ran ran and Chen traitor, you two are half a catty to eight taels, fifty steps to laugh and a hundred steps, a bowl of tofu, a bowl of tofu, there is no difference! So no one should say that you are ashamed to be with anyone, because you two are grasshoppers on a rope, embarrassed and smelly!" Heng Qi said with a smile.
"What's the theme for tonight, don't go off-topic!" said Wu as he knocked on the table.
"Come, come, eat, eat, eat all these meals tonight!" said the big head, shaking the big head.
"Yes, it's still a big head with great wisdom!" Huang Ran took the big head's words, stretched out his chopsticks to the bowl and put a piece of meat in his mouth.
"Don't eat it!" the old god suddenly shouted.
Huang Ran ran was taken aback, the chopsticks stopped at his mouth, and at the same time looked at the old god in confusion and said, "Old god, what's the ...... What's wrong?"
For the old god, Huang Ran ran is still a little in awe, the old god's every move has a little bit of "half-immortal" taste, and everything must be a "taboo". Now seeing him drink so suddenly, it seems that there is something taboo again.
Everyone also stopped, wanting to hear what the old god had to say. Everyone remembered in a trance that three years ago, it was also here that they killed a few big fat pigs, and everyone fought tooth sacrifices together. But that time, I don't know what happened, and the pig that was killed turned out to be wrong. What's the problem? It is said that there was a pig that had five fingers. Pig's trotters are generally only four fingers. Only man has five fingers. Therefore, everyone said that the pig was changed by a human, commonly known as a "five-clawed pig", and eating such a pig is equivalent to eating human flesh, which is a taboo thing, and it is to lose blood and bad luck!
At that time, most of the people in the task force (the predecessor of the Extraordinary Calamity Handling Team) did not believe in evil and ate the meat of the "five-clawed pig". Later, all sorts of unfortunate things happened, the most serious of which was, of course, the catastrophe three years ago! Although eating "five-clawed pork" was not necessarily related to that catastrophe, it could not but be reminiscent of that aspect.
But when everyone was speculating whether they had found the "five-clawed pig" meat again, the old god had already stretched out the chopsticks, grabbed the piece of meat from Huang Ranran's chopsticks, and then calmly sent it into his mouth.
He had eaten for a long time, and everyone was still there in a daze. Yang Hao was the first to understand: "That piece of meat is the old god's favorite pig chongzui, right?
"What? The old god turned out to be snatching food from Huang Ranran's mouth? You're too unkind, aren't you?"
Huang Ranran also roared angrily: "Old God, you are too much, I also love to eat pigs and chong mouth, I caught it first, of course I eat it, how can you be so despicable and take food from the tiger's mouth?"
The old god smiled and said: "Huang Ranran, you should know what it means to be a soldier and not get tired of cheating." Of course, I'm interested in the deliciousness!"
Huang Ran puffed out his toad eyes and said, "Okay, old god, you have done the first year of junior high school, and I can also do the fifteenth!"
At that moment, he saw that there was still a piece of "flushing" (the so-called "flushing mouth", that is, the meat on the pig's mouth) in the bowl, and the old god's eyes also fell on the "flushing mouth", he immediately stretched the head of the chopsticks into his mouth, sipped it vigorously, and then grabbed the "flushing mouth" with chopsticks dipped in his saliva before the old god, but he did not eat it, but put it back in the bowl, and then looked at the old god provocatively. There is still a reflection of his saliva on the "flushing mouth".
"You ......" Not only the old god, but everyone was stunned by Huang Ranran's unhygienic behavior.
"Hit!" Heng Qi and the others were furious, rolled up their sleeves and arms, and wanted to beat Huang Ran and run away.
In the midst of this chaos, Shopee's phone rang. Shopee pressed the answer button, only to hear the voice of Qian Lao Er crying and laughing like laughing came from the earpiece: "Shopee, please ask the old god to answer the phone!"
Since Shopee is on hands-free, people, including Lao Shen, naturally heard Qian Laoer's voice. The old god also forgot to pursue Huang Ranran, but took the phone from Shopee's hand with a proud face, and before answering the phone, he said to Shopee: "How about it, I'm right, right? He will definitely come to me obediently!"
At that moment, he coughed, and said into the microphone: "Second Qian, what's the matter?"
"Old god, you are a living immortal, you are right, there is indeed an evil name on that sword, I saw it with my own eyes just now, you, you, you come and take this scourge away......" Qian Laoer's voice was obviously trembling, obviously very frightened.
Shopee and Yang Hao looked at each other and smiled: "It seems that he has also seen a scene." ”
"What kind of scene?" Wu Xiaowen and the others who had just arrived today were puzzled.
Shopee made a neck wiping gesture: "He saw a neck wipe." ”