Tucao Conference!!!

Finally look forward to today's general assembly of the grievance, the grievance assembly in my mind has been thinking for a long time, and today can finally write out .

The English translation of this passage is:

Finally, I look forward to today's Tucao Conference, which I have been thinking about for a long time in my mind, and I can finally write it today.

However, I will be very arrogant to tell you when I write this English, I am the one who comes to the water, and I don't know this English, I can only read it!

Without further ado, let's jump right into the topic.

Welcome to this place, this is the site of the Tucao Conference, please our protagonist, Longchen!

This is the holding site, Long Chen walked out from behind the red curtain, "Your long-awaited protagonist, I, am here!"

The author walked up to Long Chen, "Okay, don't pretend to be forced, let's sit on the sofa first." ”

After speaking, the author slumped on the sofa and looked at Long Chen, who sat opposite the author, "Hey, are you really good as an author??"

The author snorted and laughed, "What, you're not convinced?"

Long Chen cut off and ignored the author, the author said, "Don't talk nonsense, start as a whole, and now I'm going to start complaining." ”

Long Chen said, "I have a lot to say in my heart, and I'm going to say it today, especially the English you wrote at the beginning, please, can you respect the background of the story? I don't understand, I don't understand it, I won't say it if I don't understand, respect the reader, okay?"

The author cut off disdainfully, "Don't talk about this for the time being, why do you say me with the word of ability!"

Long Chen sneered, "Hmph, weak chicken." ”

The author smiled, snapped his fingers, and then the spotlight went out, and it lit up again to shine on the red curtain, and a person came from behind, she was Mu Yuxuan.

When Long Chen saw Mu Yuxuan coming, he sat upright in an instant, and when Mu Yuxuan walked in front of him, Long Chen said seriously, "Xuan'er, do you miss me?"

Mu Yuxuan looked at Long Chen and slapped Long Chen's head, "I don't think you have run out to play for so long, come back to see me as soon as possible, otherwise you will be finished!"

After that, Mu Yuxuan left in a huff, Long Chen looked at the author, jumped over and pressed him under the sofa, "Hey, bastard, when are you going to let me go back, keep playing games and games, fart, aren't you tired of writing! Besides, your writing is so bad, it's a scum!"

The author hurriedly said, "You get up first, everything is easy to say." ”

Long Chen exhaled angrily, "Get up, it's impossible, it doesn't exist, if you don't end the game as soon as possible, you can make up the picture in your own brain." ”

As soon as the words fell, Long Chen's body was wrapped in a white light element and flew into the air, and the author was liberated, "Long Chen, how can you treat the author like this?"

The person who came was none other than the Light Elemental Elf King, Chao Jiu!

Chao Jiu walked under Long Chen's body and hooked his hand at Long Chen, a white crown came out of Long Chen's spatial ring, and the crown fell on Chao Jiu's hand, "Long Chen, have you forgotten the blessing of light and the search for my people that I taught you." ”

Long Chen's eyes looked to the side, and he said, "No...... No, it's just that I've been too busy lately to help you. ”

Chao Jiu moved his hand, and the light element that wrapped Long Chen began to squeeze Long Chen, "Don't, let go, don't blame me, it's all made by the damn author, I don't want to fight, I also want to go out to play What's more, I'm only thirteen years old!"

Chao Jiu looked at the author, "So, you should carry this pot?"

The author said, "No, this pot should be carried by the hour, not me!"

Shi Chen said angrily, "Damn, I won't carry this pot!"

Chao Jiu let go of Long Chen and walked towards the author, "You have set this pot." ”

Long Chen snickered on the side, and the author said, "Don't worry, let Long Chen go to your clansmen after writing the game, okay." ”

Chao Jiu thought for a while, "It's just that if that's it, it will be too cheap for you, I want to be with my wife, if I can be together, then spare your life." ”

The author said, "But didn't you say that your wife has returned to the bosom of nature, and don't you also return to the bosom!"

Chao Jiu stared at the author, "What did you say?" The author quickly changed his words, "It's nothing, it's nothing." ”

Chao Jiu nodded, "Abide by what you say, I'll go back first, if you don't let me be with my wife, you'll die!"

The author breathed a sigh of relief, "But I still think he's going to do something bad to me." ”

Fuck the author, I didn't live two chapters before I appeared, you let me get a box lunch, what do you mean!

The person who came was none other than the old man of Eagle Mountain, who was killed by Qiran'er.

The old man of Eagle Mountain walked towards the author, and not long after he walked out, he was restrained by a whip, and the red-haired Qidian poked his head out from behind, "Old thing, I finally let me see you again, I don't mind killing you again after killing you once, come with me!"

Then Qiran'er walked behind the curtain with the old man of Eagle Mountain, and the old man of Eagle Mountain shouted, "Help, beat the old man, damn the author, Lao Tzu is not finished with you!

The author glanced at the old man of Eagle Mountain, "How do I feel that this chapter of the Tucao Conference is here to scold me, damn." ”

Long Chen sat aside and said with a disdainful expression, "Weak chicken, I finally realized it." ”

The author sat down on the sofa, and a red magic wand strangled the author's neck behind him, "Hey, damn the author, Lao Tzu just came out and was abused once and disappeared, what do you mean!"

Long Chen saw Mo Lin and smiled, "Hey, hey, Mo Lin is out, you're done." ”

The author held the magic wand with both hands, trying to take him away from his neck, "Brother Mo, listen to my explanation!" Mo Lin increased his strength, "Explain? Explain what, didn't you explain it, forgot about me!"

"That's right, you even forgot about this princess, begging to beat, brother Huang, let's beat him together!"

Liu Ruoyu took Liu Zhi to tie up the author, Liu Zhi said, "Damn the author, other people's princesses are gentle and considerate, what about you, what did you write my sister into, a barbaric princess?"

The author was cleaned up by the three of them in turn, and he was almost out of breath, "You, you let go of me!

Mo Lin said, "Okay, you still dare to threaten me!"

The author was out of breath by the three of them, snapped his fingers, and everyone's bodies floated in the air, "Ahem, cough, I warned you." ”

Liu Ruoyu hurriedly said, "Hurry up and let me down, I'm wearing a skirt!"

The author snapped his fingers, and the three of them slowly landed, and when they fell to the ground, they not only did not stop but also slowly sank, Liu Zhidao, "What are you going to do, you have the ability to rush at me, let go of my sister!"

Liu Ruoyu looked at Liu Zhi, "Brother Huang, you are so good to me, the author listens to my brother, let me go!"

Hearing this, Liu Zhi sighed, and the author said, "It's okay, I'm just teleporting you back to where you should go, don't make trouble for me anymore, I'm annoyed by all kinds of revenge from you all the time." ”

Then the bodies of the three of them disappeared before they could finish sinking, and Long Chen said, "Okay, let's get to the point, it's time for a real wave of complaints." ”

The author said, "Okay, come on, I'm going to play the game when I'm done, ah no, I'm going to sleep." ”

Long Chen said, "With all due respect, your writing is really terrible, why is my setting so weak, the enemy's setting is getting stronger and stronger, in the end am I the protagonist or the enemy is the protagonist!"

The author said, "Hey, don't worry, Xiaosheng is over sixteen, and my writing is limited, please forgive me, but since you said so, I'll find a time to strengthen you appropriately." ”

Long Chen cut off, "It's so much older than me, and the writing is so bad, I'm about to save the mainland, what about you." ”

The author sighed, "Blame me, you're going to have a birthday in a few minutes, and you'll be fourteen by then, so say what you want." ”

Long Chen said without hesitation, "I want to see my parents!"

The author nodded, "I miss my parents a little bit when you say that, but it's a pity that I can only go home once a month, and I'm too lazy to go home." ”

After that, the author collapsed on the sofa again, Long Chen stood up and walked to the curtain, "Okay, I won't complain to you, there's nothing to complain about, I'll go first, lazy pig." ”

The author glanced at Longchen, looked at your mobile phone screen, and tapped on the mobile phone screen, "You can see it, the current protagonists are so capricious, and I can't help it, so it's time for a wave of real advertising." ”

Then the next line appears.

Welcome to join the Tianwu Continent Star Emperor Jue Reader Group, group chat number: 932089728

The author nodded, "That's right, that's what it means, welcome all readers to come to the group to complain, anyway, I won't read it, that's right, I'm so arrogant, what can you do to me!"

Then a rotten egg brushed the author's face, "Xiaosheng still has something, farewell!"

Then the rotten eggs that covered the sky smashed into the author's position just now, "Fortunately, I ran fast, and I will resume normal updates tomorrow, so let me be lazy today, by the way, I will change the previous article in these two days, and if you are interested, you can go back and take a look." ”

This is the end of the Tucao Conference!