Chapter 11: Too Centimeter Stupid
On the main peak, inside the Great Spirit Palace.
The Great Elder sat in the middle, next to him were the four masters, divided into four sub-seats, from left to right were Dao Ping, Dao Xu, Dao Feng, and Dao Yue, and the atmosphere was somewhat solemn.
Still, everyone seems to be restless.
"Ladies and gentlemen, what do you think?"
A majestic and powerful voice came out, although gentle but not blasphemous, several teachers next to him were shocked, like scumbags who were caught by the teacher and lectured.
There was silence for a long time, and finally a voice came.
"Uncle Master, although Lin Ze is said to be the chief disciple, he has not carried out any cultivation, you know that my peak is full of geniuses, and he does not pass on the foundation, so it is not that Dao Xuan does not want to take it, but he is really afraid of delaying your disciple. ”
After Dao Xuan finished speaking, Dao Feng next to him smelled a trace of something wrong, and immediately answered: "Uncle Elder, you know, my Dao Feng Yifeng cultivates all spells, and he needs a law-resistant body, and his physique will be cold after a stone technique, how can you bring it?"
There are two other people, Daoyue calmly closed her eyes and clasped her hands together: "Daoyue's fairy peak is all women, and I can't accept it." ”
There was only one person at this time, and everyone looked at Daoping with a smile in their eyes, and then Daoping was annoyed.
"What do you see, I pick up garbage every year, and this time you want to push it to me, don't think about it!"
It's okay not to say this, but when you say it, it immediately attracts ridicule.
"Hmm, Master Daoping, what you say, he is the disciple of our Great Elder, and he is also the chief disciple of the sect, you say that it is rubbish, then isn't our Lingxiao Sect all rubbish?"
"That's right, if people can worship you as the second teacher, you will snicker!"
"Yes, it's just for training, didn't Uncle Chang speak. ”
"You were the most positive at first!"
One sentence per person, Dao Ping was blushing when he heard it, this group of guys is usually nothing, and when it comes to grabbing disciples, they are more active than anyone else, but they didn't expect to dump the pot and let it go.
His level is actually not bad, just because he is an honest person, he often suffers.
The work of taking over the plate started from the first day of being a master and has been done until today, with no end in sight, and it seems that it will be like this in the future.
Really...
"Daoping, let's go to you first, with his level, it is better to dissolve in you. The Great Elder spoke.
Not only in Lingxiao Gate, but even in the entire Shenzhou Continent, but with the consent of the first teacher, anyone can worship the second and third masters and learn more different knowledge.
Of course, Lingxiaomen is no exception, and many disciples worship the second master to help the first master share the pressure.
It is already a fact that the Great Elder accepted Lin Ze, and it is impossible to change it, but if he wants to teach a waste who has no cultivation at all, how is this possible, let Ling Xue adjust it, it is just a transition, and in the long run, he will have to help him find a practical teacher.
So they gathered together.
"Uncle Master, send me another ?..." Dao Ping felt bitter.
"Well, I can't understand your feelings?
The Great Elder was also bitter in his heart, and after thinking about it, he comforted him: "Forget it, I promise you to go to heaven and earth one more time every month, and you have to take him well for me." ”
"Oh, that's different. Dohei suddenly calmed down.
"......" a group of teachers.
"Report, Senior Sister Lingxue has arrived!" a small passage came in outside the door to report.
Soon, Lingxue walked in slowly, her steps were light, and she was as beautiful as smoke, and after entering the main hall, she saluted: "Master, masters, Lingxue greets you." ”
"No courtesy. ”
The Great Elder flicked his hand, then beckoned Dao Ping, and said, "In the past two days, I asked Lingxue to take Ze'er, you can learn about the situation with her, so that you can take over." ”
"Yes!" said Dohei replied.
Although he is serious, his heart is very light, this Lin Ze has been tested for qualifications, knowledge, and cultivation at the beginning, all of which are the worst, and there is no knowledge and cultivation at all, and it is directly 0.
This kind of student still needs to know what kind of situation, let him first work as a handyman for three years, he is the chief, at most he will be a handyman leader, and he can survive before he can officially start studying.
"How is his situation, can he memorize the first chapter of the alchemy?"
"Uh..." Ling Xue thought for a moment, shook her head and said, "I don't know." ”
"I don't know, does that mean he didn't memorize?" Daoxu continued.
"He said he had seen it once. ”
"What? The Great Elder's recitation assignment, he has only seen it once?" said Dao Xuan with a slight smile.
Several masters next to him couldn't help but shake their heads again and again, even the Great Elder's face was a little unbearable, Daoping was dead this time, and he didn't even have a trace of thought.
"Well, he said that watching it once is enough, and it is a waste of time to watch too much. ”
"Hahaha, it's enough to watch it once, this guy is really a genius, I think he can get started in one day of cultivation, he can enter the Dao Body in three days, he can be promoted to the second stage in a week, and he can be promoted to the third stage in a month!"
Dao Xuan turned on the satirical Dafa and began to fire indiscriminately, forgetting to even give the Great Elder some face.
It's no wonder that he is said to have been introduced to heaven and earth by Daoping just fifty years ago, and forty years ago, another woman he liked was introduced to heaven and earth, thirty years ago...
If you don't say it, it's a tear to say more.
Because of this, he hated Daoping to the core.
Usually Daoping can still find something to say, but today he is completely speechless, facing a guy who has no cultivation, lazy and arrogant, who has the cheekiness to help him defend him, he can only bear it.
Apparently, though, they guessed wrong.
"Master, actually..."Ling Xue was a little embarrassed and looked at Dao Yue.
Daoyue nodded helplessly, and asked her to continue, this person has nothing to do with herself, so she should listen to the story, it's not comfortable to listen to the story of other families getting rich, and it's not happy to listen to other families suffering?
The bad taste of these laymen, even if they are saints, is almost the same, but they just pretend not to look like them.
"Okay, I want to say that Uncle Xu's guess is right. Lingxue gritted her teeth and said.
"Oh, I'll just say, huh, what am I right?" Dao Xuan was a little surprised.
"Oh, it's not entirely true, in fact, Senior Brother is already in the fourth stage of the Dao body. ”
"What?!" the audience roared.
Even the Great Elder opened his mouth and shouted, and when he found out about his gaffe, he coughed twice and sat down again with a red face.
"Not only that, but he was promoted in an hour. ”
"I'll !!," the audience roared.
The Great Elder sat down again with a blushing face.
He ran a total of one mile, did 30 push-ups, 50 sit-ups, and 60 squats, and he had already cultivated to the fourth stage of the Dao Body, which was less than an hour away. ”
"God!!" the audience roared.
The Great Elder... This time, the Great Elder didn't roar.
"Aren't you... Lost to him, so..."Daoyue was shocked.
"Master, what do you want, if you don't believe him, you can call him over and ask!" Ling Xueqiao's face turned pink with shame.
"Come on, bring Lin Ze over, if he doesn't come, it's okay to knock him out and bring it over!"
Daoping shouted out in surprise.