Now my situation is exciting, but also very embarrassing, just like waking up in the morning lazy in the bed in the bed in the womb of 5 million how to spend, plans to plan and go, thieves are very smooth, designed five or six kinds of flowers, there are extravagant and wasteful type, there are thin water long-flow type, there are steady investment type, there are also let go of the type, and finally even the idea of charitable donation type has it, but as soon as I sat up, I found that sleeping under the overpass is really cold~

I'm in this state now, designing this and that, but in fact, I haven't taken any meaningful step except for having fun every day lately.

Last night I had a nightmare worth 5 million. In the dream, my mission failed, so the Eastern Heavenly Court Theocracy was vigorously suppressed by the Western Theocracy, resulting in the loss of Theocracy and becoming a puppet, and my dominance was also replaced by the intervention of the Western gods, and finally gave me 5 million, and the family was beaten back to the basic world.

In the basic world, I lead my four beautiful wives and concubines and a pair of children to live in a bustling metropolis, 5 million is just enough to pay the rent to eat, usually can only buy nine yuan and nine free shipping inferior cosplay costumes from Pinduoduo for them to wear, and give them cheap meat muffins to pretend to be delicacies, one will be arrested for bigamy if he is not careful, and in the first two years, he may be fined for giving birth......

No, I don't want to live that kind of life, I shouldn't have the shadow of Pinduoduo in my life, this is an important criterion for identifying whether a person's life is a failure!

This is really a dream to wake up the dreamer, after getting up, I secretly changed my underwear while thinking, I must let go of my hands and feet to do a big job, and then I don't know how to act cautiously, what if the Western theocracy takes the lead against the East during this period? And this body is really not suitable for lazy fun, and you can have nightmares... Forget it, don't mention it.

I have always felt that my pace and progress are fast, and in less than a year, I have developed from a mentally handicapped nobleman in a remote principality to a quasi-duke today, controlling all the forces around the halfway line between the royal city of Tai Ritian and the snowy region of Rena, and has a marriage contract with the Bit Dynasty and the Elves, and is also friendly with the prince of the Holy Bernard Empire.

In anyone's opinion, such achievements are remarkable, but if you put it in the context of the overall situation, to compare with the theocratic crisis in the East, to the personal safety of the people of Heaven, and to compare with the disasters hidden behind all this, I seem too timid. When fighting a fire, who cares if it will stain the floor of the next room, who will care if there will be water seepage downstairs, and will play at home?!

It's decided, from now on, I want to completely let go of my hands and feet, push all parties to design, and complete the task of saving the Heavenly Dao as soon as possible.

The first step is to tie the knot!

I called Nicole and Snow Fairy to the study and had a frank exchange.

I asked Nicole first: "We've both made friends, and the official marriage with you is only a ceremony, so you have to wait until after the return to China, right?"

Nicole nodded: "That's right, if my mother's last wish is not fulfilled, I will not get married!"

I said yes, and then asked Xue Xian: "Your condition is that I have to become the king of the world, and you also have to evolve to the king of the elves, right?"

Xue Xian nodded: "That's right, only the king of the world can transcend the law of the elf clan prohibiting intermarriage, and I can only evolve to the elf king and then get married, and those who owe money in the clan will not dare to say anything." ”

I put the actual situation on the table: "You two should know why I am in a hurry to marry you, of course, there is a lot of foundation in terms of feelings, but the root cause of this situation in the first place is that I need to use dark magic to obtain god-level power. ”

Nicole said: "Of course I remember that if you want to use forbidden arts, you will be deducted 100 years of life, you are afraid that your life will not be deducted enough, so you have to obtain the identity of the elf clan by marrying the snow fairy, so that you can get up to 10,000 years of life, but if you want to marry the snow fairy, you must become the king of the world, so you have to help me restore the country, and inherit the throne of the Bit dynasty after marrying me." ”

I gave a thumbs up: "That's the summing up, then it's time for me to meet all the above conditions and marry you two into the family." ”

Xue Xian thought that she had guessed my thoughts, and hurriedly said: "Chun'er, no matter how smart you are, you can't be clever in this matter, do you want to meet the conditions of the king of the world with the current quasi-duke and the king of the duchie, this is not okay Chun'er, the king of the principality is not a serious king, just like only having a house in the city but not having a hukou, in the final analysis, he is still a rural person." ”

Me: "......"

"In addition, do you want to get me a throne through a similar method, so that I can meet the conditions of the 'elf king' through my position in human civilization, and make this king and that king, Chun'er, this kind of thing can't play with words, the elf king I am talking about must be the kind with 8 wings. ”

I was embarrassed to say: "First of all, I apologize to you, you shouldn't have studied these clever little tricks with Luo Fatzi behind your back, that time I drank too much and talked nonsense, I didn't expect to be overheard by you and take it seriously......"

Xue Xian has a problem of hiding in the elven realm and eavesdropping on me, and now that she is learning Mandarin better and better, I don't dare to run the train slowly and with her mouth full of mouth.

"Actually, I have a better plan to really meet all the conditions you have put forward. ”

There was no one in the spring outing who didn't know me, and these two women were among them who knew me best, so it was normal for them to be wary of me like this.

The two of them were skeptical of my words, and asked me to explain in detail what I planned to do.

This time, I asked Nicole first: "The condition for the restoration of the country you said was to be recognized by the Teddy Kingdom, I guess this is not a right only for the Teddy Kingdom, right?"

"That's right, I say this because at that time we could only contact the powerful kingdom of Teddy, as long as the kings of the top three countries in the pan-continent have the right to declare the sovereignty and legalization of a country. ”

"So in other words, if I can get the king of St. Bernard to recognize the existence of the Bit Dynasty, you will also be able to restore the kingdom?"

Nicole thought for a moment and nodded, "So to speak." ”

"Okay!" I snapped my fingers, turned to the snow fairy and asked, "What conditions do you have to evolve into an Elf King in addition to absorbing elemental magic stones?"

The snow fairy ghost elf rolled his eyes: "There are no conditions, just like the definition of a rich man, as long as there is money and there is money, we elves are just absorbing magic stones, absorbing more and more and more." ”

"Okay!" I snapped my fingers again, and said to the two of them, "My plan is this, I'll do Nicole's business first." Teddy's side don't think about it, they have a lot of embankments for me, and they won't agree to such a request, so I'll get King St. Bernard to recognize the revival of the Bit dynasty. In this way, Nicole and I can get married, and I will be the king of the Bit dynasty. ”

Nicole was a little worried: "Will the King of St. Bernard listen to you?"

I sneered: "Hmph, the old king may not be, but the new king will definitely listen!"

Then I continued: "In this way, I have the identity of the king of the world, and then help Xue Xian'er quickly advance to the elf king, and we can also get married~"

Xue Xian reminded: "Chun'er, aren't you really talking in your dreams? I'm still just an elf, and I haven't gotten the magic stone to advance to the elf envoy, so what are you going to do to let me advance to the elf king?"

I raised my eyebrows: "Elemental Magic Stones, there are many, many of them." ”

"Where?"

"Far away in the sky, close in front of you~"

Nicole was the first to guess the answer: "Are you talking about the library of the Magic Academy at Teddy's aristocratic school?!"

I slapped the table and shook the snow fairy who was kneeling on it: "That's right, it's the big library of our magic academy, which was jointly built by the countries of the Pan Continent, and was built with 10 million fifth-level magic stones, Xian'er, 10 million magic stones, is it enough for you to advance to the elf king?"

Xue Xian swallowed his saliva: "Can... Can it be done? If we elves don't steal or rob, will they take the initiative to give it to me? And I'm your exclusive elf, and I can only accept your sacrifices......"

As she spoke, Xue Xian slowly smiled: "But if you steal it, take that Philosopher's Stone Library for yourself, and then sacrifice it to me, it's no problem." ”

"That's what I meant!" I slapped the table again excitedly, and Xuexian was shocked even higher: "As long as we are well prepared and fast enough, we can completely sneak around and finish this thing without moving!"

Xue Xianle jumped up: "Okay, okay, then when will we start?"

Nicole hurriedly said: "Hey, let's take care of my affairs first, if you are found to be doing this, you will definitely become the public enemy of the pan-continent, and the matter of recovering the country may be in vain." ”

Xuexian still wanted to compete with her, but I lowered my eyelids and crossed my hands, and when the second daughter saw my appearance of a calf, she knew that I had made some proper arrangements, and stopped arguing and looked at me.

"Actually, I'm just confirming your attitude today, all the plans have been arranged and can be executed at any time, and the two of you will do things at the same time, there is no priority. ”

The second daughter was overjoyed: "Really, when will it start?!"

"Right away!" I got up and left, and Snow Anny quickly followed.

In the back garden of the palace where I lived, Lingjiao and Luo Fatzi were there for a long time.

I asked Lingjiao: "King, the demolition of the house is your strength, do you have confidence in the demolition of the magic stone of the magic library this time?"

Lingjiao wore high-strength dentures given to us by the cannibal patriarch in his mouth, and said to me with bared teeth: "Don't worry, thief!"

I asked Fat Luo again, "How is the gift for King St. Bernard?"

Luo Fatzi smiled and said: "The wine dedicated to His Majesty has already hit the road, the sect master can rest assured, that jar of wine is exactly the same as the medicine I used when I destroyed myself!"