Chapter 26: Birth
In the final analysis, this pot of dumplings is too fragrant, luring out the greedy turtle San, and now he is lying on Xu Qiu's shoulder, salivating.
The old man is not simple, he is definitely not an ordinary person, if it is an ordinary person, how can an ordinary person think that this green-headed turtle will eat dumplings? Xu Qiu calmed down after knowing this, since the old man is showing the dew, there is no need to hide it anymore, and it is easy to make jokes. During this time, Xu Qiu was only glad that he didn't follow the meaning of Lou Sanqian at that time, and gave the old man a stack of straw paper that could only wipe his buttocks, if he really lost a stack of straw paper, he was afraid that there would be no dumplings to eat now.
Duan Saburo listened to Xu Qiu's words, and also politely greeted the old man, learned from the appearance of a scholar, and thanked him first for eating other people's things, and he said to the old man: "Old man, thank you for the dumplings." ”
The old man said a witty remark, "Eat, whoever you are is whoever, and the polite words spoken by people who are not polite by nature are awkward to hear." It's this little friend, the old man, I look at it very pleasantly, a little bit of the old man's humility and calculation. ”
The weathered person is vicious, it seems to be a joke, but it points out the difference between the two, the implication is that Duan Saburo's politeness is fake, which makes people uncomfortable to listen to, and Xu Qiu's polite words are also fake, but it sounds comfortable.
Turtle San didn't care about the side, immediately jumped on the table, rushed ahead of Duan Sanlang, gobbled it up, ate a bowl of dumplings in one bite, slapped his paws on the green belly, and said to the old man: "Look at your skin, it's not glorious, but your craftsmanship is first-class." ”
A green-headed turtle said this, according to common sense, people can't stand it, how can they scold a few words, no matter how bad they are, they have to roll their eyes back to show their dissatisfaction, but the old man is not angry or angry, coughed and laughed: "Praise falsely, don't you look good, the top of your head is green, isn't it also a human language." ”
Turtle San snorted coldly, if it wasn't for Xu Qiu pressing on the side, I'm afraid the ugly words would have been spoken, the reason why Xu Qiu would hold down Turtle San was actually Turtle San who asked him to do this, he transmitted Xu Qiu: "Boy, this old man is not simple, the deity can't figure it out, you quickly press the deity, don't let me scold this old man." ”
The turtle is afraid of death and has a good face, and suffers!
The old man brought the remaining three bowls of dumplings, still with a calm face, he looked at the sky and said, "It's here." ”
The voice fell, and a person rushed in the sky, rags and linen, it was Lou 3000.
Before the person arrived, his voice had arrived, "Duan Dog's Day, Lao Tzu told you to stay where you are, how can you make a claim and run to this old man." ”
Duan Saburo can't say if he is bitter.
Xu Qiu waved his hand, "Lou Sanqian, dumplings, do you want to eat them?"
Lou Sanqian snorted.
Glancing at the situation.
Several people had a good conversation.
It's not a big deal.
Seated.
Eat dumplings.
Three mouthfuls.
"Old man, another bowl!"
......
"Old man, you've been here for a few years. ”
The old man raised his eyes, looked at Xu Qiu with a smile, and said, "Yesterday, Fang Zhi." ”
Xu Qiu was stunned, Duan Sanlang was surprised, and Lou Sanqian scolded.
"I just came here yesterday, and I was able to set up a stall, and you can endure a lot. "Lou 3,000 yin and yang are weird.
Xu Qiu was still polite: "Old man, don't hide it, the four of us are going to Tianchi, but this road doesn't seem to be found, old man, do you know..."
"If you can't find it, don't look for it, it's better to rest and eat wine and meat. ”
After the old man said this, Xu Qiu didn't have any follow-up, and he didn't know how to answer.
The old man saw Xu Qiu's silence, got up and walked two steps, and suddenly turned sideways and said, "Old man, I know that you are going to Tianchi, so you deliberately hid the road. ”
Xu Qiu frowned, "Old man, what does this mean?"
The old man walked towards Xu Qiu quietly, lowered his body, and said, "Because, I want to meet you." ”
"Meet me?"
"Yes, just to meet you, a descendant, I spent a night of sleep, old man, to hide the road here. ”
Xu Qiu was stunned, and glanced at Lou Sanqian and Duan Sanlang, who was also stunned, and then said to the old man, "Do you recognize me?"
"Didn't recognize it yesterday. ”
"The old man really knows how to laugh. ”
Lou Sanqian answered: "Old man, are you from Tianchi?"
The old man nodded.
"It's nonsense, if you are a person from Tianchi, how can you not recognize me?" Lou Sanqian still has a lot of confidence in his reputation outside, he thinks so, if this old man is from Tianchi, with his ability to hide the road, he must have heard of the name of Lou Sanqian.
"Tianchi 'Tiger Man', how can I not know, in Tianchi is famous, which gate doesn't know such a number one person. Your Excellency, isn't it the three thousand Lou who is commonly known as 'thieves don't go empty'?"
Lou Sanqian's posture was suddenly difficult, and he took out a long sword from his crotch, and he beckoned Xu Qiu and Duan Sanlang to go back a little, this is to fight! I saw that Lou Sanqian's footsteps were staggered, and he was about to stab him with several swords. But at this moment, the old man put one hand in front of him, took a step back, and said: "Lou Sanqian, I don't know you before, why do you have to face each other with swords when you first meet each other? Just now you threw me a stack of straw paper to the old man, and the old man is not as angry as you are now." ”
"Afraid?"
"That's not it, Tianchi rumors that Lou Sanqian is a brave person, and his cultivation is already superb, but even if I can't beat you, old man, it shouldn't be difficult to keep a draw. However, why do you want to fight, what's the point?"
Xu Qiu said, "Lou three thousand!"
Lou Sanqian threw back a sentence to Xu Qiu, still holding a sword in his hand, he said in pieces: "My disciple, you don't know anything, but all the people in Tianchi, as long as they know the name of the old man, all of them hate him to the core, and they will fight when they meet, but this old man is silent, he must have some intention?"
Xu Qiuxiao, it seems that Beishan's previous guess was right, Lou Sanqian is indeed not welcome in Tianchi, and he is the number one person who is extremely unlikeable.
The old man smiled and asked, "I have an intention, what do you want to do?"
Xu Qiu answered, "Lou Sanqian, take off the sword, you can't find the road now, even if you beat the old man back, what's the use, can you find the way?"
Lou Sanqian Tsundere, "No, I've been messing around for Shi Tianchi for so long, and no one has ever been so kind to the old man, there is definitely an intention!"
Xu Qiupo scolded: "You don't take a bath, you look old, you are old, you don't wash your feet for a thousand years?"
Lou 3,000 silent.
Speaking of Lou Sanqian's feet, Duan Sanlang, who was swallowing dumplings, choked and almost spit out.
"Old man, what is your identity?"
"Well, you saw the man who cooked the dumplings. After that, the old man laughed, and then it was a little Xu Qiu's shoulder, "Identity is just a name, what's the use?"
"A few descendants, the road of Tianchi is here, when will you leave?"
As soon as Xu Qiu heard this, "Old man, immediately." ”
The old man responded with a smile, "The entrance of Tianchi has been guarded by many people recently, and I am afraid that the three thousand buildings will not be able to enter it." ”
Lou Sanqianyi heard that someone was guarding and asked, "When did the person who guarded appear?"
The old man glanced at Lou Sanqian with disdain, "Since the day you beat the woman who slept with that one, there have been guards here." The man threatened, in this life there is him without you, there is you without him!"
Xu Qiu and Duan Sanlang instantly threw a glance, and Lou Sanqian was also embarrassed, and the old face here was a little red, and shouted: "Joke, it's obvious that the mother-in-law seduced Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu hasn't asked him for an overnight fee, so he actually beat him up!"
"Xu Qiu, do you believe in being a teacher?"
Xu Qiu: "Letter." ”
"Good apprentice. ”
That night, I must have tossed and turned, and my love was also extreme. ”
"Boy, you're paralyzed. ”
Duan Saburo snickered.
The old man muttered, "One by one?"
Xu Qiu hurriedly asked, "Old man, do you recognize them one by one?"
The old man waved his hand and replied to Xu Qiu with a smile: "I don't recognize, I don't recognize, I've never heard of such a No. 1 person, is it a man or a woman?"
"It's your old man's egg, hurry up and open the way, I have my own way to bypass those people, just a small minion, and dare to prevent me from returning to Tianchi for three thousand years, and I am a fool to talk about dreams. ”
The old man: "Really, old man, when I came here yesterday, I happened to meet the husband of the man you slept with, and he built a shed at the entrance, saying that he wanted to stay awake day and night, and he would arrest you, and if he did, he would fight you to the death. ”
Lou Sanqian's face turned blue in an instant, "This..."
"Housheng, don't panic, since I have released these words here, old man, I naturally have a way to lead a few of you into the heavenly pool, as for how to get in, I don't know if you are willing to listen to what the old man said. ”
"Old man, please speak. ”
The old man coughed twice, and said: "Later, when the old man opens the entrance, a few of you will stand behind the old man, and the old man will call that one to come out and chat a few words, and you will take advantage of this time..."
Xu Qiu was thoughtful, and after thinking about it, he didn't know what this old man was going to do, he appeared here inexplicably, and inexplicably helped the four of them, why was this? He asked the old man, "Old man, why do you want to help us?"
The old man smiled and took out a stack of money from his sleeve, "A thousand dollars." ”
"But a thousand dollars has been a matter since I met you, what if I hadn't given you this really thousand dollars?"
"There won't be this bowl of dumplings!"
Cause and effect, where tangled is clear what is cause and what is effect.
Xu Qiu smiled at the old man's acquaintance.
Xu Qiu raised his hand and picked up a bowl of dumplings, without taking chopsticks, directly by hand, one bite at a time, and a bowl for ten bites.
After eating, Xu Qiu twisted the corners of his clothes, "It's delicious." ”
The old man laughed, "Informal, become a big one!"
Xu Qiu was talking and laughing, but asked the third turtle: "Third brother, what do you think?"
Turtle San is very quiet today, impatient with a sentence: "The deity, suddenly out of the Xuanyin Sea, the cultivation is lost, some fatigue, ordinary nothing to disturb Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu to cultivate." ”
A question to no avail.
The old man walked out of the house, raised his hand and waved, the wine shed suddenly disappeared, and several people suddenly appeared under the clear sky, as if they had never drunk wine, eaten meat and eaten dumplings.
The big hand is like picking the stars, the old man covers the sky with one hand, sweeping from left to right, between the big opening and closing, the situation here has changed, the desert is vast, the cloudless sky has dissipated like clouds and smoke, replaced by the green fields of spring and March, green mountains and green waters, and the white clouds are soft.
Lou Sanqian murmured: "Carving insect skills." ”
The old man replied lightly: "Compared with the immeasurable Heaven and Earth Three Clearing Technique, it is indeed ugly. ”
Lou Sanqian snorted lightly, guided the sky, and said to Xu Qiu: "Do you see that place, the purple qi is contained in it, and the wind comes from all directions." ”
"The entrance to Tianchi?"
"Yes, some eyesight. Lou Sanqian praised.
The old man took the lead, jumped into the south sky, and shouted: "Rice wine, beef, the taste is very beautiful, but I have no choice but to enjoy it alone, and it is lonely." ”
Thunder is rolling and wind and rain are coming.
Suddenly.
"Bitter Sword Lao'er, I am also very lonely, so I will accompany you!"
In an instant, the purple sky rolled, and there was a person at the head, and he came quickly, and his eyes were like the abyss white sun, shining brightly.
Lou Sanqian pursed his lips and scolded: "Dog day things, go back and sleep with your mother-in-law again, and call you to arrest Lao Tzu." ”
[To be continued.] 】