Chapter 152: Blacksmith Joke
It's a pity that the people gathered in the lakeside theater are not really state servants. Otherwise, this resounding speech alone would have elicited a standing and five minutes of enthusiastic applause.
"Hurry down!" There was an unceremonious heckling voice from the audience, and a group of intern gods let out a strong and powerful boo towards the stage, and the hall was chaotic, "We are here to fight, not to listen to the blacksmith's report!"
Hart didn't care, anyway, he just had a good time. He laughed and moved out of the way. Shen Xi nodded at him with some embarrassment, and then stood behind the microphone, ready to speak.
When there are many people, it is easy to get confused. And when people are in chaos, it takes a little effort to restore quiet.
And now the audience is making a commotion among the 179 intern gods and their divine servants. The exact number has not yet been counted, but there must be at least six or seven hundred people. Shen Xi stood on the stage and shouted several words in a row, but no one paid attention to him. Instead, some interns who had tasted barbecue shouted at him, "Can you have a meal before the meeting?"
"Unorganized, undisciplined. Hart's honest smile gradually disappeared from his face, and he looked at the group of faceless juniors in the audience, and began to feel that he had been too lenient for so long, and he couldn't even quiet everyone. He looked at the many juniors in the audience, and suddenly felt a little angry in his heart.
When the iron striker has fire, he naturally needs to make good use of it. Without saying a word, Hart pulled out a large anvil from his personal space and placed a beautiful forging furnace next to it. The material is a handful of iron grabbed out of the air.
"Senior brother, what is this?" Shen Xi saw that the seniors below couldn't be quiet for a while. He simply left the podium and leaned over to Hart to watch the excitement. He knew both the anvil and the forge of the forge, but the ability to grab a handful of iron from mid-air shocked Shen Xi. He looked closely, and the iron in Hart's hand was definitely not something taken out of his personal space.
"This is my own miracle. Hart looked at his junior brother with some sympathy, I don't know how many young people will be polluted by those old fritters into the same mess?" No matter what the element is, as long as it can be given a concept, it can be condensed into a forging material by me. Speaking of this, Hart scratched his head and smiled, "For example, the armor I gave to Augustus is the material I condensed with his 'false seriousness'." ”
"Shouldn't armor made of materials made of false and serious condensed materials be something that looks sturdy, but is actually very fragile?" asked Shen Xi curiously.
"Materials science is not that simple. Hart sighed, "Even I can't say that I have studied the properties of all the materials in the world and how they are combined. I have found only one reason why the false canony of Augustus can form immortality. Hart said to Shen Xi very seriously, "This guy is so pretending that the entire universe recognizes his character flaws - Hart, the god of knights and warriors, is an immortal hypocrisy!"
It's a joke, of course, but Hart is serious, serious to the point of being a little funny. It was precisely because he was too serious that Shen Xi even dared not laugh out loud at all. Not only can't he laugh out loud, but in order to show that he is really listening to the other party, Shen Xi even needs to show a little thoughtfulness. This difficulty is very high.
"Eh, isn't this joke funny?" Just when Shen Xi felt that he was about to lose the twitch on his face, Hart suddenly said this, "I think it's funny." ”
Although I couldn't stretch it at all, I didn't need to stretch it now. Shen Xi looked at Hart with a shocked expression, even more shocked than he had ever grabbed the metal block from the air before. "Senior brother, did you really tell a joke just now?"
"Aang. Hart nodded, his face slightly unhappy, "It seems that I really don't have any talent for telling jokes." ”
"That ......" After pondering the words for a long time, Shen Xi carefully reminded, "Senior brother, are you so serious when you usually tell jokes?"
"No, it's not. This is a new skill I have learned in the last 20,000 years. Hart scratched his head and threw the pieces of metal into the furnace, "Henry taught me this trick." He said that the person who tells the joke must not laugh before the person who listens to the joke. ”
"It's right not to laugh first. Shen Xi wiped the sweat from his forehead, and he didn't know if it was the sweat from the furnace, or because he was a little nervous and embarrassed, "But you don't have to be so serious." I really thought just now, senior brother, you think so. ”
Hart shrugged his shoulders, "We iron-strikers are relatively simple-minded, and we are all full of twists and turns. ”
The material was quickly heated to a red-hot bend, Hart glanced at the color of the metal in the furnace, nodded with satisfaction, and then directly took out the metal block in the furnace with his hands.
"Just use your hands?!" Shen Xi was startled, "Senior brother, isn't this hot?"
"You can't be a good blacksmith if you're afraid of being hot. Hart didn't seem to feel the temperature from his hand at all, and Shen Xi, who was standing a few meters away, was forced to take a few steps back by the heat. Even the curtain hanging on the stage behind him was roasted and smoking. Shen Xi saw that a fire was about to rise in front of him, and hurriedly took out three automatic firefighting robots that had been used in Noah's World from his miracle box, ready to be a firefighter.
However, Shen Xi didn't wait for this opportunity, and Hart pinched the red metal blocks in his hand a few times, and pinched them together as if they were plasticine. Strange to say, after being pinched together, the strand forced Shen Xi back several steps, and even roasted the fireproof curtain until the strange heat of smoke disappeared at once. There was a strange cold sensation in the air, like the feeling of smooth metal that had been sitting outside for a long time and suddenly touching the skin.
"This thing, even if it's a gift from me to you. Hart smiled at Shen Xi, "Do you have anything you need?weapons, armor ......" Hart suddenly patted his head and laughed at himself, "You can use Augustus' armor at any time, it seems that you can't use these things." ”
Shen Xi was also a little embarrassed, thought for a moment, and took out the Qingying Sword that he snatched back from the clown, "This sword is the trophy I only got today, and it feels quite useful." It's just that the grip doesn't fit well. ”
(End of chapter)