Chapter 17: Brother-in-law Didn't Lie to You

"Martial arts masters?" Lin Yushi looked a little surprised, in her cognition, the so-called martial arts masters all only exist on TV, and suddenly said suspiciously: "Is there really such a person?"

Ye Tian said as a matter of course: "That's for sure." ”

Lin Yushi said, "Where can I go to find this?" She didn't even notice her slip of the tongue.

Ye Tian said stinkily: "Far away in the sky, close in front of you." ”

"You?" Lin Yushi looked extremely surprised.

"Not bad. Ye Tian said proudly, although he was still a little short of that realm at the moment, but it was only a matter of time before Ye Tian wanted to improve.

"You, you are shameless!" Lin Yushi suddenly pointed at Ye Tianjiao and scolded, trembling with anger.

"Hey, sister-in-law, I said you make it clear, how can I be shameless!" Ye Tian said innocently.

"You actually want to touch my β€”β€”!" Lin Yu poet was not stupid, seeing that Ye Tian turned around for a long time and actually talked about his head, he immediately knew the purpose of this guy, and he didn't feel angry for a while!

"Who said I was going to touch your breasts?" Ye Tian hurriedly denied it, and he said solemnly: "I just said that I am a martial arts master, and just now you didn't say that your classmate wanted to enlarge your breasts, why did it come to your head! Unlessβ€”" When he said this, his eyes suddenly swept to Lin Yushi's chest, and there was a trace of doubt in his eyes.

Lin Yushi suddenly clasped her hands in front of her chest and said, "Look at what." ”

Ye Tian smiled secretly in his heart, you are still tender when you fight with me. He immediately said, "What are you nervous about?"

Lin Yushi looked panicked, and hurriedly said: "Who, who said that I was nervous, I just made a mistake just now! I just want to say that my classmate is here." ”

Ye Tian shook his head slightly, and said, "Alas, it's really kind to be a donkey's liver and lungs, I would have known that I wouldn't talk much, so I wouldn't have been misunderstood by you!"

Lin Yushi remembered that what she said earlier was indeed her classmate, thinking that she might really misunderstand Ye Tian, and said, "The method you said is really useful?"

Ye Tian nodded and said, "Of course." ”

Lin Yushi's eyes flashed slightly, but soon his face was slightly red, and he immediately shook his head and said resolutely: "No!"

Ye Tian said seductively: "Yuhan, as the so-called illness is not taboo for medical treatment, if you-oh, I mean if your classmates really have this need, then you can let your classmates come to your brother-in-law and me." Don't worry, your brother-in-law and I are righteous gentlemen, and the modern version of Yanagi Hui, who is not messy, will never mess around, and your brother-in-law has always been an old-fashioned and enthusiastic person, and he loves to help others the most. As long as your classmates come, you will be guaranteed to take nothing at that time, so that your classmates can show off their perfect body!" he spoke in a tone like a big bad wolf cheating on Little Red Riding Hood.

Bah!

What about the modern version of Megumi Yanagishita?

I don't think it would have evolved if you had massaged it.

Lin Yushi blushed and scolded the villain in a low voice. She hurriedly said firmly: "I, my classmate will never let you come to massage, is there any other way?"

Ye Tian saw that there was no hesitation in Lin Yushi's tone, and he knew that this was indeed hopeless, and sighed secretly, so he said slowly: "Actually, there is another way. ”

Lin Yushi hurriedly said: "What method?"

Ye Tiandao: "The other is that the acupuncture master will continue to apply needles to stimulate the tendons and acupoints around the chest, so that her development can be greatly promoted, of course, this method takes much longer than the first one, and the effect is also discounted." ”

"Acupuncture?" Lin Yushi's eyes lit up, compared to the direct chest massage that Ye Tian said before, this acupuncture technique is much more reliable for Lin Yushi, at least if it really works, she can reluctantly try it, but soon said: "But the acupuncture techniques you said don't seem to have any effect?"

"Of course, ordinary acupuncture techniques are not very effective, but if the acupuncture master personally administers the needles, of course it is no problem, and if it is stored for three months, it can turn your A into at least C!"

"Grandmaster of acupuncture?" Lin Yushi's face was overjoyed, but she quickly frowned and said, "Is there also a grandmaster about this acupuncture technique?"

"Of course, Chinese medicine is broad and profound, acupuncture is the pinnacle of the skills, judging a doctor's wisdom to a large extent also depends on his acupuncture strength, and according to the level of acupuncture and moxibustion can also be divided into beginners, entering the house, Dacheng and grandmaster these four levels, the first three not to mention, this acupuncture master must have at least 20 years of acupuncture experience. ”

"Then where can I find such an acupuncture master?" Lin Yushi was guilty.

"Yushi, in fact, I won't tell you, your brother-in-law and I have a very high talent in traditional Chinese medicine, especially in acupuncture, I am afraid that no one can compare to me when it comes to acupuncture alone-hey, Yushi, why are you looking at me like this, what kind of eyes are you, hey, wait, don't do it!" Just as Ye Tianmei was saying, Lin Yushi next to him suddenly smashed the pillow in his hand, and said angrily: "You, you villain, you are so shameless!"

This guy must know that he wants to enlarge his breasts, and he must have deliberately said this to change his way to take advantage of himself!

Lin Yushi was so angry that she trembled, she really didn't expect that there would be such a shameless villain in the world!

Ye Tian hurriedly said: "Yuhan, what I said about your brother-in-law is true, I really know how to heal, and this acupuncture technique is my housekeeping skill!"

"Believe you, big-headed ghost!"

"Yushi, I really know how to heal. ”

"Hmph, don't think I don't know, my sister told me, you used to be a big gentleman in Yanjing, you only knew how to eat, drink and have fun all day long, you don't know anything, you think I will believe you, you know medical skills!" Lin Yushi said with a sneer on her face, and the contempt in her eyes became more and more obvious.

"Alas, since you don't believe it, forget it, but if you really want to enlarge your breasts one day and you really can't do it, then come to my brother-in-law, don't worry, your brother-in-law and I will definitely help you. Ye Tian said earnestly.

"Who is rare. Lin Yushi was always arrogant, she paused, and immediately corrected: "And I said, it's my classmate who wants to enlarge breasts." ”

"Okay, okay, it's your classmate," Ye Tian thought that this girl's face was really thin enough, so he laughed and said, "Then your classmate can come to me in the future!"