"Dust-free, which one didn't fart today? Hurry up and find a way for me!"

Ji Kong seems to be the emperor of the Three Realms, and he asked the four bigwigs to make moves that wanted to hurt people.

If this matter spreads, the entire Three Realms will be a sensation.

The four bigwigs, all of whom are the best, how can they do this.

Look who is upset, slap to death.

"I have a method, but I need you to have a certain amount of cultivation. A stream of true yuan fell on him, not only can he fart non-stop, but he can also control his five grains to reincarnate non-stop!"

Taishang Laojun's eyes rolled slightly, and he immediately said.

Let him learn the exercises first, and then talk about revenge.

It is equivalent to solving the current problem perfectly, so that a few people will argue, but he jumps out.

Demon Killing Heaven, Wan Gu Song and Maitreya all looked at Taishang Laojun and felt that he was the most scheming.

With a light and fluttering word, Ji Kong was fooled and entered the middle of the day.

"Oh, it seems that I can really do whatever I want if I have the strength! Okay, don't you want me to improve my strength quickly? Come on, come on, put your exercises that are suitable for my cultivation into my mind, I don't bother to memorize them!"

Ji Kong sat on the railing, his feet cocked, very comfortable, like an uncle.

The four of them were invincible and invincible, and they looked at each other in an instant.

I didn't expect Himekong to be so lazy!

I'm not even lazy to learn kung fu, what's not lazy?

"Well, hurry up, don't say you don't have any skills at all. It's better to take a pill!"

Ji Kong took out the pill given by Monkey King and put it in his mouth.

The experience of farting in the afternoon made him feel very useful.

"Okay, good, I'll search for the exercises immediately, you don't understand enough of the Three Qing Creation Recipes. There are too many disadvantages of the Demon Clan's Heaven Swallowing Skill, and you may not be able to comprehend it. Buddhism ......"

Taishang Laojun's face was bitter, and he analyzed it, but he was interrupted.

"Alas, let's say it first, I practice Buddhism, but I will never leave home. I haven't married a wife yet, I haven't had children, I haven't enjoyed the glory and riches!"

Speaking of Buddhism, Ji Kong felt the need to clarify a little and said seriously.

"Whatever you say is what you say! Forget that you're just a mortal now, I'll go find a set of exercises that you can cultivate. However, this Evergreen Pill is a mass of my essence, and it can be eaten now!"

Pine knew that their supernatural powers were too profound and complex, and even if they were put into their minds, they would not be able to comprehend them, and it would be difficult to explain.

A cloud of cyan elixir, shrouded in mist, appeared in front of Ji Kong.

"Look at the people, the last to come, the first to give me the treasure. Look at you guys, it's not efficient at all. Okay, you go, it's best to cultivate without effort, and it's still powerful!"

Ji Kong swallowed the Evergreen Pill into his mouth and waved his hand to let it go.

The gesture, as if he was the boss, was very satisfied.

The evergreen tree, which has survived since the beginning of life, sighed and disappeared without a trace.

Evergreen Pill can keep the essence in Ji's empty body.

Even if someone is seriously injured, at least he can't die.

Save the whole Three Realms because of His death.

As for that attitude, it's really unbearable.

"My Buddha is merciful, and I should allow you to use the golden body of Zhangliu. As long as you practice, you can crisscross the world, and your body will not rot and will not be destroyed for eternity!"

Maitreya gave him six golden bodies with an iron heart, his smiling face shocked, and a golden Buddha light appeared, which instantly shrouded Ji Kong's head.

A series of mystical mystical methods appeared in Ji Kong's mind, and there was even Maitreya's perception of the exercises.

"The original spirit is exhausted, come back next time!"

After Maitreya finished teaching the exercises, all the Buddha's light dissipated and the smiling face disappeared.

"Grass, if you cultivate this, your body will not rot? Just kidding, right? Alas, let's try it. After all, it always works!"

Ji Kong was very unimpressed by the Zhangliu Golden Body Exercises that he had passed into his mind, and he picked and choose.

If this is known by the Buddhas in the Buddha Realm, it is estimated that a large number of people will be able to die of anger.

How many great Buddhas who have cultivated thousands, tens of thousands of years, want to cultivate the exercises of the six golden bodies but can't get it.

He is still disgusted, and he feels a little villainous.

Fortunately, Maitreya walked fast, otherwise the smiling face would have turned into a bitter gourd face.

"We demons pay attention to fast cultivation and endless killing. Then teach you a simplified version of the Demon Emperor Swallowing Heaven Skill, pass on the four killing styles to you, and ensure your safety in a short period of time!

Demon Slayer Heaven was about to take it anymore, and Himekong kept challenging his mental endurance.

At this moment, black qi was billowing and enveloping his body.

In an instant, a boiling aura permeated the body, constantly plundering all the spiritual energy in the entire air.

Even plundering the life essence of the big fish in the pond and the breath of the trees next to it.

Everything is plundering.

After the body plundered to the foundation building period, he began to practice extremely lethal martial arts.

"Kui Xing kills, the royal hand hangs, the heaven and earth collapse, and the white bones are dry!"

The movements are sharp, the moves are incredible, with endless murderous aura, and it seems to be able to tear the sky.

Anyway, Ji Kong felt that his body was rapidly getting stronger, and if someone was messing with him, one move could kill people.

Almost in the middle of the night, the black mist disappeared, and the Demon Emperor was gone.

"Alas, little friend, although the demon path is fast, there are many hidden dangers. In this way, I will pass on the Tao Te Ching from your youth, so as not to strayed into the devil's path and cause more trouble in the future!"

The last Taishang Laojun, with a sigh, did not wait for Ji Kong's consent, the cyan aura entered his body, and taught him to cultivate the ancient Tao Te Ching.

In an instant, one after another Tao Te Ching, which I had seen but had no impression, turned over and over again in my mind.

In the body, it is clear that the Heaven Swallowing Gong is running, but the Lingtai is running the Tao Te Ching.

Everything, Ji Kong can't control.

I don't know when, Taishang Laojun's blue light disappeared, and Ji Kong also came back to his senses.

", you go back and tell Sun Wukong that he still owes me real money!

Ji Kong, who had received infinite benefits, was not satisfied, and shouted at the dissipated Taishang Laojun Qingguang.

The blue light was scattered for a while, as if it had almost dissipated, and disappeared without a trace.

"I'll tell him!"

Taishang Laojun's words echoed in Ji Kong's ears.

"Funny! How can you owe money and don't give it?"

Ji Kong felt that he was getting more and more awesome, the most awesome god and demon in the legend, no matter how exciting he was, he was suppressing his anger.

"Lao Tzu's future life is destined to be extremely beautiful!"

With a smile on his face, he turned around and went back to get a good night's sleep and digest the harvest.

As soon as he turned around, he was instantly stunned, and he didn't know when it was dawn, and a circle of people around him were pointing and looking at him.

"Mom, isn't this Ji Kong, a senior in college? I heard that my girlfriend ran away with someone else and wanted to commit suicide by throwing herself into the lake?"

Someone knew Himekor, and said with worry on his face.

"I think he's probably crazy, he sat on the railing last night and is still sitting on it. If you break up with me in the future, will you be so affectionate?"

A girl asked the boy next to her.

Deep love will face the lake for a night.

"This idiot, looking at the lake all night, I haven't jumped down yet, I'm in a hurry!"

There was a strong man, staring at the dark circles under his eyes, and said coldly.

When the heart is extremely dark, I will look forward to people jumping down.