Chapter 117: The Flower Angel in Action
Hearing Nan'er's words, Wang Bo couldn't cry or laugh, and he became the most awesome skill for a long time.
As Wang Bo walked, he secretly asked the system mother.
"Nan'er, this general fate should have a bowl, but I only have a broken fan in my hand, plus a wine gourd, this is really not suitable for fate!"
Nan'er rolled her eyes, this kind of trivial matter also has to trouble this goddess, it is really enough.
"Host, such a trivial matter, you can find a way to solve it yourself, don't always trouble this goddess. ”
Uh~ Nan Lady God, you are really too unprofessional.
However, who makes the family a system, it is completely impossible to say, after all, all the right to interpret belongs to the system, not to the host.
This is really sad news, Wang Bo is very helpless, but this is not difficult for him.
Wang Bo said to himself, Nan'er, don't think that if you don't help me, I really can't do anything.
Isn't it just looking for a broken bowl for money? But we don't have a broken bowl, but we have a broken hat.
Although it is not very professional, it is very good to have such a use.
It's better than holding your hands and looking for someone.
Wang Bo took off the broken straw hat on his head, and then trimmed his hair.
There is a way that the head can be broken, and the hairstyle cannot be messed up.
So when you take off your hat, the hairstyle is quite crucial.
Seeing a couple passing by, Wang Bo hurriedly looked amiable, stepped forward to send blessings first, and then opened his mouth to change his fate.
This kind of thing pays attention to the selection of people, and then language skills, if you blindly turn into a relationship, you will only touch a nose of ashes.
The most important thing is that you must be thick-skinned, otherwise if you don't say a word, you will be embarrassed by others if you are thin-skinned.
Only if you are thick-skinned can you ignore the other party's various verbal attacks and persist without fear of failure.
Another secret of Huayuan is language, and speaking is also a science. When some people talk, it will make people feel the urge to hit someone. And some people will be very convincing when they speak.
This is the charm of language, different words will bring different endings, this is the skill of speaking.
It can be said that every master is a master of language, and he can make people can't help but do irrational things.
Wang Bo chose this couple, mainly because men like to have a good face, especially when the other half is by his side.
The right object will make all your things more effective with half the effort.
"Donor, your girlfriend is so beautiful! To meet such a beautiful girlfriend, it seems that the donor must be a kind-hearted layman. ”
The man stood and waved his hand, very happy.
"Little master, in fact, I also think that being able to meet my girlfriend is a blessing from my previous life. ”
The woman next to her looked at the two curiously and didn't interject, but when she heard praise for her beauty and her boyfriend saying that she was lucky to meet her, she couldn't help but smile on her face.
What woman doesn't like to be complimented, especially if one of them is her boyfriend.
Women are happy with their confidants, and it can be said that no woman will refuse the praise of others.
"Female donor, you and this donor can meet, it is really the fate of the previous life. The poor monk wishes the two white-headed old men and will be united forever!"
"Thank you, little master, you are really different from other monks. ”
Wang Bo was surprised, this woman really has a vision, could it be that she understands what she means?
So he smiled and nodded, waiting for the other party's move, but the other party stared at him for a long time and didn't make any moves, which was very embarrassing.
"Uh, donor, what do you mean by that?"
The woman chuckled.
"Little master, you are the only monk I have ever seen who does not put Amitabha Buddha and Buddhist allusions on his lips. And your hairstyle really doesn't match the clothes on your body!"
Wang Bo was very embarrassed to be embarrassed, but the first condition for turning into a relationship was to be cheeky, Wang Bo pretended not to hear it, and answered the question.
"Female benefactor, poor monks are lay disciples, not beginner disciples, and are not bound by the precepts. ”
When the two of them heard this, they both felt funny, but looking at Wang Bo's dress, they thought about it carefully and smiled.
Isn't this the dress of the Jigong Living Buddha! Could it be that this little master is an iron fan of the Jigong Living Buddha, and the Jigong Living Buddha is in Kauspre?
"Little master, are you in Cosprey?"
"Uh~ The monks don't speak, the poor monk is indeed in Kausprei!"
Ha ha~
"Little master, your answer is a bit nondescript, you don't all say that you are a lay disciple, so you shouldn't say that you are a monk, and then you say that you are Kausprei, this is really too improper!"
Wang Bo said beer in his heart, as long as he knew, why did he say it?
Don't know if I'm embarrassed?
As if seeing Wang Bo's embarrassment, the woman pinched her boyfriend's waist and said apologetically.
"I'm sorry!My boyfriend speaks straight, he means that you are fake and serious, little master!uh~ No, he means that you are very serious, little master!"
After finishing speaking, I felt that I might as well not explain, so I blushed a little embarrassedly and shrank behind my boyfriend.
The man also nervously protected his girlfriend, after all, the monk was equal to the martial arts master in their hearts. If you offend the language, it will be miserable to be beaten violently.
Seeing the actions of the two, Wang Bo was speechless, is he so terrible?
"Don't worry! the poor monk won't beat anyone!"
After speaking, Wang Bo was a little puzzled, how could he suddenly say this, don't ask me why, it must be a hint given to me by the couple opposite.
Hearing Wang Bo's words, the couple suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, took out their mobile phones and wanted to take a photo with Wang Bo.
When Wang Bo heard this, he was almost scared to death.
Now he is not psychologically ready to be exposed to the public, and if he is dressed like this, if he is used by someone with a heart, he will be covered with an absolute big hat and will be sprayed to death with words.
I didn't care about continuing to turn into fate, begging for the ticket money for myself, turning around and running away, like a loose donkey.
The couple was dumbfounded, what is wrong with this little master? Could it be that taking pictures is so terrible?
The man explained to his girlfriend's speculation.
"Maybe this little master, is he in a hurry to urinate?"
My girlfriend had a look on her face, and her boyfriend was very embarrassed, and she guessed an answer again.
After all, people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and the little master must be like this!"
The woman nodded, as if she agreed with this statement, after all, there was no better explanation.
After Wang Bo escaped from the couple, he finally begged for ten yuan after eighteen consecutive failures.
Then I walked to a store, exchanged ten dollars for one dollar, and then took a random bus and started a walk-and-go trip.
The bus was full of passengers, but a few of the lads were very attractive because they were wearing uniform short sleeves with a capital letter on it that said Flower Messenger in action!
Wang Bo feels that he is good, is his luck so bad?