Chapter 256: Catching Demons in Bed
A manly man stands up to the sky, and as long as he doesn't have no money in his pocket, is too ugly, is too short, or is caught raping in bed, he will never give in.
Today, I was blocked in the quilt without defense, and I couldn't use my ability and ability, so I hurriedly hid Wanpei in the quilt, and stiffly greeted Manrou, who had not seen her for several months, and had obviously lost a lot of weight.
"Oh, isn't this my Yiru Madame, I haven't seen you for a long time, but you want to kill me, what about Liu Laoliu's stupid beep?"
My divine consciousness shot out a little light from my forehead, like a projection, forming a flat image in front of me, the image was Manrou in a gorgeous treasure robe, and the background behind her was very familiar to me, it was the Rouyun Hall of Manyue Mansion. In the lower right corner of the main image, there is a clear image of my side, with my half-naked body and panicked expression, and my curly blonde hair exposed by my pillow.
As soon as the image appeared, Manrou still had a virtuous and longing look, and after seeing the situation on our side, Manrou, who has always been sensitive and intelligent, immediately understood, and her expression changed instantly!!
It became a great joy.
"The concubine is still worried about whether her husband will be lonely when he is alone, and whether there will be less people to serve, but now it seems that she has found a lovely person, let the concubine see how special this woman from another world is, and she can be favored by her husband. ”
I emphasize again, students listen well: women's hearts are needles, and they are sure to be the needles of the sea! Especially in the relationship between men and women, their words and attitudes must not be easily believed.
I admit that Manrou has always been generous, and has been using the idea of expanding my family for many years, in the cultural concept of the Xianxia world, it is the permission of the lady to expand the family room for the husband, that is to say, it must be the lady to choose, if the old man does not greet and bring people back, it is not in accordance with the rules.
Manrou used to be the same, although she indulged me in every way, but in the matter of choosing a concubine, except for Dongyuan, she never liked the second person, and never mentioned anything about me, which shows that deep down she still doesn't want me to sprinkle rain and dew.
If my wife doesn't understand me, I don't have to mix, so I can't agree to her request, but what should I do, it's okay for the time being, let's go around in a circle first.
I made an anxious gesture and said to Manju, "You're all good, huh? What about the children, I haven't seen you for so long, and the time difference between different worlds is different, how long have I been away? ”
Before Manrou could speak, an old face squeezed into the picture from the side, and greeted me with a smile full of folds: "Dad, I'm just Xixi, you have been gone for more than 60 years, and my son has never seen you, give me a kiss." ”
Me: "......"
Man Rou said to the old man embarrassedly: "Sixth brother, don't make such jokes......"
I was so frightened just now, plus the angle problem didn't even recognize this person as Liu Laoliu, after listening to Manrou's words, I was able to recover from the panic, that feeling is really the rest of my life.
"You old immortal, I'll fuck your uncle!"
I scolded Liu Lao Liu, who was smiling at the hippie, and Man Rou hurriedly frowned and dissuaded: "Don't be rude, husband, the children are here." Sister Dongyuan, bring the child over. ”
With Manrou's greeting, the cold and still beautiful Dongyuan led a child who was still unsteady on the road into the picture.
Dong Yuan blushed after just one look at me, and gently called her brother-in-law, I knew that her shy gesture was not because she had no feelings for me, but because the scene on my side was too embarrassing.
Xiyuan and Xixi are like a pair of porcelain dolls, which are clearly recognizable and familiar in swaddling clothes.
My daughter is delicate and lovely, her smart eyes are moist and vibrant, like the wit and liveliness of Xichun and my jumping activity.
The son is full of aura, and although his immature little face is full of childlike fun, he has a noble and inviolable temperament.
I see that I like it very much in my eyes, and at the same time I feel sorry for me and Xichun's children, look at the temperament of these two children, Xiyuan is the young master of the Sword Sect, but Xichun and I are not around, as if they have been spoiled into naughty mischief. Looking at Xixi again, it is clear that he has been deliberately cultivated, and this aura is obviously intended to take over from me in the future. Hey~ Poor Xichun made such a big sacrifice, but Manrou seized the opportunity to suppress her from the child's training.
Thinking of this, I can't help but smile helplessly, this Manrou, knowing that Xichun has made a lot of credit this time, is playing routines again.
Dongyuan taught the two little children to greet vaguely: "baba." ”
I burst into tears, but before I could sigh, Liu Lao Liu came up again and said to the child: "Good ~ good ~ Good ~ Today is not a practice, your father is here, don't care about me and call me dad in the future, some people are upset when they hear it." ”
Man Rou and Dong Yuan looked helpless and disgusted: "We're all embarrassed......"
is really loved by children, and even Liu Laoliu's unobtrusive looks not so annoying.
I nodded to Dongyuan: "My sister is tired, taking care of the child is the most laborious, you have to pay attention to rest, go down first, I have something to say to Mrs. ”
Dong Yuan bowed, then looked at me meaningfully, pursed his lips and said goodbye to me.
"Wait a while!" I hurriedly beckoned, moved my body uncomfortably, and finally reacted, turned my head to the side, and moved Wan Pei out of the picture in the quilt: "Let me tell you, the Huilong Sect is full of mouths, you are the best among them, if you dare to go out and force a sentence today, I will tear your mouth when I go back, do you hear!"
I said it fiercely, but Dongyuan wrinkled his nose at me, revealing a naughty expression: "I'm afraid of you, children, who am I." ”
Xi Yuan Xixi greeted in unison: "Godmother~~~"
After flirting, there will be one more person who can't clean it up in the future, this is no longer hugging the thighs, it is simply hugging my life.
Dongyuan retreated, Man Rou bowed her head and was speechless, Liu Lao Liu rubbed his front teeth on the side and hummed a cheap smile, looking like he was waiting to see the excitement.
I continued to go around in circles: "Ha~ Look at the child can be two years old, two years, it's really fast~~"
Manrou was obviously in a bad mood, but she still had questions to answer me: "My husband has been away from Xianxia for exactly 100 days. ”
"Oh?" I was a little surprised: "It's only 100 days, seeing that the children can walk and talk, did you take them into your own purple mansion?"
Man Rou shook her head: "Xiyuan likes a pair of dragons and phoenixes, which is the blood of her husband, and her growth is naturally extraordinary." ”
Manrou was praising me in her words, and I also remembered that Xianxia has a special physique, and the two children have my true god blood, and it is natural and ordinary to learn to walk and talk earlier.
There was another awkward silence, Manrou didn't take the initiative to speak at all, Liu Lao Liu even added oil and vinegar on the side, moaning for a while, as if it was uncomfortable, and then sang the adapted version of "Who Said Women Are Not as Good as Men".
"Soft sister speaks, the reason is too partial, who said that the spring ~~ enjoy leisure. You and the children, keep the family business, and people make a spring~~ Happy day. If you don't believe it, look at him, where are there shoes and socks? Where are there clothes and shirts? This man and woman, everything is wooden~~Eh, hey, hey~~~"
Manrou and I begged him in unison: "Sixth brother, you go out for a while first, and we will talk about this ourselves!"
Liu Lao Liu pretended to be concerned: "Can I tell clearly?"
I cried: "I can't tell you because of you~"
Liu Laoliu snorted and didn't plan to leave, Manrou had no choice but to bribe: "Sixth brother, my sister has prepared three thousand sets of Yumizhou female disciples' magic clothes for you in Xitang, Yumizhou women have a lot of body fragrance, these three thousand sets of original magic clothes will definitely be loved by you." ”
Liu Laoliu's eyes lit up: "Really?"
Manrou was embarrassed to death, but still nodded forcefully: "Well, there are shoes and socks." ”
"Then you're busy, I'll take a look. Liu Laoliu shouted, and left while singing: "Where are there shoes and socks? Where are there clothes and shirts? More than 3,000 girls, everything is wooden, eh, hey, hey~~~~"
As soon as Liu Laoliu left, I didn't go around in circles anymore, because I knew that I couldn't go out, so I said to Man Rou: "This matter is quite complicated, you meet first, and then I will explain slowly." ”
After such a toss, Wan Pei had quietly finished dressing up, and had been waiting anxiously for a long time.
She knows my detailed origins, chatting and laughing on weekdays, and I often take out the matter of Xianxia as a talking point, especially in my private life, she always pays attention to inquiring, so she is very familiar with Manrou.
The more familiar she is, the more frightened she becomes, she is just a product of science and technology, a virtual lifeform, and Manrou was born as a young lady, and now she is more respected as the Lady of the Sword Sect who holds the power to dominate the Xianxia world. In the past, whenever I teased her about seeing Manrou, it would make her nervous.
Today finally came the time to meet Madame, and my little maid was nervously breathing, and her forehead was sweaty.
In fact, I was also nervous, because I didn't tell her that she was the incarnation of Xichun, nor did I tell Manrou about it, because in my eyes, Wanpei is a unique, independent and only life, even if her identity as the incarnation of Xichun is irreversible, I have to show respect for her only one.
So I just want her to meet Manrou with a graceful identity, instead of replacing herself with the identity of Xichun's incarnation.
I beckoned, "Wanpei, come and meet Madame." ”
I have already explained to Wan Pei that Manrou has been respected since she was a child, and she attaches great importance to the Dharma, even if she is in a different time and space, if there is a day to meet, she still has to see it with a fairy gift, so that she can add points to herself.
Wan Pei walked over nervously, just like her, Manrou was nervous, and although she tried her best to hide it, I could still detect the uneasiness and worry.
Wanpei bowed her head and walked to my side, then knelt down, kowtowed to Manrou nine times, and called out softly but without the slightest charm: "Little girl Wanpei, knock on Yiru as Mrs., I wish Mrs. Yiru all the best, and I wish the little boy good health and happiness." ”
Manrou's anxious color did not decrease, and it was obvious that she felt that Wan Pei was good.
But she still made enough gestures, and hummed lukewarmly: "Although he is a sensible person, but looking at his manners and posture, his background should not be high." And raise her head, so that Mrs. Ben can see if her eyebrows are pleasing to her eyes. ”
Manrou's words implied hostility, Wan Pei became even more nervous when she heard this, and raised her head trembling slightly, but she didn't dare to raise her eyelids slightly.
Needless to say, Wanpei's face is absolutely beautiful, and Man Rou exclaimed in surprise when she saw it.
"Leprechaun!"
Wan Pei was so frightened that she hurriedly kowtowed: "Madame, the little woman and the spring are happy, and they are definitely not a girl who is in trouble." ”
I also persuaded: "What goblins are not goblins, you see that you haven't talked about it yet, how can you insult other people's personalities like this." ”
Manrou pointed at Wanpei and explained to me, "Husband, this is a little goblin. ”
"I'm mad if you do this again. ”
"She's a leprechaun. Manrou's eyes were full of surprises and surprises: "The purple mansion of Xichun, the blonde goblin~~"