"You're not kidding me, are you?"

Wang Bo looked confused, this system is really unscrupulous.

Absolute pit d of Rinnyima's (ŐдŐ๑)!!

"This system guarantees with Godhead that this mission is absolutely just! Please don't insult this system, otherwise inhumane punishment will be taken!"

"This, this...... The system is big, please let it go!"

Wang Bo said with a constipated face.

"Ding! host, this system uses consciousness communication, no need for stupid verbal communication, please self-adjust in time to avoid the performance of mental retardation!"

"Poof!≧_≦" Wang Bo was depressed and wanted to vomit blood, this system is also aimed at himself. It feels like I'm not biological at all, well, no way!

"Warm reminder, the host should complete the task as soon as possible within one day, otherwise it will be regarded as a failure!"

"What? there's even a time limit!"

Wang Bo looked surprised.

"Mission requirements: Please treat a first-level patient in the image of Jigong and use the Jumping Daxian method!"

"The system is big!May I ask what the image of Jigong means?"

"Systematic science popularization is what the host thinks, that is, literally!"

"Ahh

"Host, please rest assured! Compared with the Jigong Living Buddha, you are more than 10,000 times worse! So there are no such problems, and the host please don't smear gold on your face, that will only bring shame on yourself!"

"Uh, ()〈)) Then won't I be able to fulfill my first request?"

"It seems that the host of this system needs to improve its IQ urgently! This system has just said, literally: that is, the host needs to prepare a set of tattered beggar's clothes and wear a broken hat. Since the host's IQ is a hard injury, it is not too much to pursue, wine gourds, broken grass fans, rotten slippers and the like!"

"Uh-uh...... system, how do I prepare clothes?"

"Ding Ding!Please prepare your own costumes and props!Di! Di! The system task skill has been sent, please accept the one-time Jigong Dance Medical Skill in time!"

"System!

"Drop! Accept success!"

"What? Why don't I feel it?"

"Host, how do you feel?"

"Isn't it all about skill transmission in novels, all of which are earth-shattering, lightning and thunder, or a fantasy of consciousness or something?"

"Host, please don't compare this system with those bewitching sluts! This system disdains it, and besides, one-time skills, this kind of castration version, there is no need to put on a show!"

"Oh-oh, huh?"

"Of course, if the host is mandatory, you can experience a 100,000-volt electric shock, free of charge!"

The 100,000 volts of the god Nima are also free...

Wang Bo was speechless for a while, it seemed that he was really not playing with the system's life, and he was going to be led away by the system.

Wang Boxiang sounded in a shanty town not far from his rental house, where there were many beggars.

I changed into a copycat, and I only had two hundred yuan on it, just like walking over there.

It's not that I don't want to decorate more, but I'm afraid that I'll install so much for the first time, what if I lose it?

The most important thing is that it's useless to take so much, I don't know how to spend it!

Looking at the beggar sitting cross-legged and still exuding a foul smell all over his body, Wang Bo could be sure that this beggar was real and not the kind of person who cheated money.

Actually, it's mainly because he thinks so, who makes this actor's self-cultivation too good!

Returning to the main story, Wang Bo began to be close to the beggar.

"Uncle, are you hungry?"

But the beggars didn't care.

"Ugh (~_~;)"

Wang Bo was a little confused, this situation of the gods, don't pay attention to it, at least say a word!

Glancing at Wang Bo contemptuously, the beggar said lightly.

"In order to promote business development, meet customer needs, adapt to the market, please leave for small talk, less than 100 yuan do not talk, and then open your mouth if you have business, otherwise please leave, don't disturb my business!"

"Poof╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭"

Wang Bo looked around, as if this beggar's costume props were realistic, and the other beggars were too amateurish.

There are those who wear autumn pants, there are those who wear suits, and that, Nima's famous brand, and the beggar who is still a woolen yarn?

Wang Bocai will not be arrogant to tell you that he is forced to be helpless (╯_╰).

"Uncle!"

"Shut up! I don't have a grandson like you, if I were your uncle, you wouldn't take me home, take me well, and let me beg. That's why I don't recognize you grandson!"

Wang Bo bought beer in his heart.

Who is your grandson, you city people are really good at playing, I want to go back to the countryside!

"Uhhh

"Oh oh! I looked at you like my grandson, but now I look at it, it's really my grandson!

I'll go, can we not mention this stubble?

"You don't sell this clothes? and this hat!"

"Well, young man, you're not authentic! This is my guy for dinner, what should I do if I sell it to you?"

"Huh!"

"What's that? Young man, I won't sell it if it's less than 100 yuan! How much do you want?

As he spoke, he took out a cardboard from nowhere, with two payment QR codes on it.

Wang Bo sweated violently ("▔ᄌ▔) sweat!

"How professional!"

"That's a must, boy, you haven't said how much?"

"That, do you want to sell one piece?"

The beggar looked at Wang Bo with an expression of "you are teasing me", which made Wang Bo very embarrassed.

"Uncle, that, do you sell it or not?"

"Not for sale!"

"Uh()〈)))!"

"No matter how thin the mosquito's legs are, they are still meat. Alas, I won't be given a hundred dollars, what will I sell!"

"What, okay! Uncle, this is a hundred yuan, you can take it!"

The beggar took out a set of clothes from behind him, which were exactly the same as the ones he was wearing, and handed them to Wang Bo.

"The young man has a future, welcome to come again next time, remember to praise 666!"

Uncle beggar, you have transformed into Taobao customer service!┗┃・■・┃┛

Wang Bo was a little shy and rolled up the beggar's clothes and hat into a ball and put them into a black bag. left quickly, I really can't stand the strange eyes of the people around me!

"This beggar uncle is really interesting!" and then walked all the way to the Cultural Square.

"Someone fainted in front, everyone get over there!"

"What? Somebody fainted!

"Who knows what's going on?"

"Why didn't anyone help?"

As soon as this benevolent brother finished speaking, the style of painting changed.

"Well, Brother Taida is a good man, the patient is in front, you can go quickly!"

"Yes, yes, those who need help, just ahead!"

"Brother ......"

"Well, what's that? what if I touch porcelain?"

The crowd around !! suddenly retreated in unison!

"Ding! System prompt: If a first-level patient is found, please cherish the opportunity, change into costumes, and start the coquettish Jigong Dance treatment!"

Well, where is there a toilet, seeing the public toilet twenty meters away next to him, Wang Bo rushed in.

There was a burst of angry scolding from the side.

"Running so fast, rushing to reincarnate or eating!"

Seeing the scene of rushing into the toilet, the words changed suddenly.

"It seems to be a single choice question, eat!"