It's an old love story, and today I decided to tell it, and it was a long, long time ago, when there were people living on the earth, and there were people living in the heavens, and the people in the heavens were called gods by the people on earth.

The heroine of the story is called Weaver Girl, and she is a fairy whose job is to weave colorful rainbows and clouds in the sky.

The male protagonist of the story is a cowboy who has nothing but a talking cow. He was very nice to the cows, even if the cows and pee on him, he didn't complain. The cow was very grateful to him, so on a sunny morning, the cow found a fairy bathing naked in the lake by the lake of his daughter, and he took the opportunity to take the fairy's clothes. It ran to the cowboy, and the cowboy naturally saw the clothes, a dress worn by a woman.

The cowboy said, "Cow, where did the clothes come from?"

The cow said, "I have good news for you, I saw a fairy bathing in the lake, and she stole the woman's clothes, and you went to her with the clothes, and said to her, 'If you marry me, I will give you clothes.'" Otherwise, it will never be given to her. ”

"Isn't that right?"

"What's wrong, you don't want to find a wife?"

"But I don't have anything, no house, no pigs, so I'm married naked?"

"You've got my cow, you have to be confident! ”

The cowboy stood cheekily on the shore of the lake and shouted, "Alas! ”

The Weaver Girl was frightened, and immediately hid herself in the reeds, and cried out, "You are a scoundrel! If you dare to go into the water, I will order all the oxen in the sky to defecate on you." ”

The cowboy was frightened all of a sudden, and he thought to himself: if that is the case, then he will not be called a cowboy in the future, and people will call him cow dung.

When the cow saw that the cowboy hesitated, he beckoned to the cowboy: "A flower is inserted in the cow dung, and it is a good match! ”

Only then did the cowboy wave the Weaver Girl's clothes and shouted loudly to the Weaver Girl: "Your clothes are in my hands, if you don't marry me, don't want clothes." ”

"You scoundrel?"

"A good man has no good wife, and a scoundrel marries a beautiful woman. "Cows take the place of cowboys.

"My cow said. A good man has no good wife, and a scoundrel marries a beautiful woman. If I can marry you, it doesn't matter if I am a scoundrel or not. ”

"Well, I promise you, you give me the clothes. The Weaver Girl perfunctorily agreed to the cowboy, and the cowboy returned the clothes to the Weaver Girl, but she didn't expect the Weaver Girl to break her promise, put on her clothes and fly into the sky.

The cow comforted the cowboy: "The Weaver Girl is a good woman, a good woman has always been a good woman, naturally she promised you, and she will naturally come back." ”

"And when will she be back?"

"One day in heaven and one year on earth, I can't do this?"

"Then if she doesn't come in a month, won't I see the white-haired man see the black-haired man?"

"Love is eternal, love her for 10,000 years. It's a big deal. ”

The Weaver Girl kept her promise and fell in love with the cowboy, and after they fell in love, the Weaver Girl abandoned her weaving work. On the fourth day of the Weaver Girl's departure, the Queen Mother learned about the Weaver Girl. But after all, one day in heaven and one year on earth, at that time, the Weaver Girl had already given birth to a son and a daughter for the Cowherd. But the Weaver Girl no longer worked, so that there were no clouds and rainbows in the sky. The Queen Mother was furious and took the Weaver Girl back to the sky. The cowboy and his two children rode the cow in pursuit. But it was blocked by a galaxy in the sky.

Later, the Queen Mother was moved by their affection, so she decided to let a group of magpies fly up to the Milky Way on July 7 every year, and build a magpie bridge for the Cowherd and Weaver Girl to meet. The Cowboy and the Weaver Girl and the two children turned into stars, waiting for the seventh day of July every year......

I told Adie this story and told her that the Queen Mother who broke up the Cowboy and Weaver Girl in the story was the Mother of the Weaver Girl. Die's mother didn't like me as a birdman either.

In order to be able to be together, we decided to elope, and our world was surrounded by mountains. I asked Adie, "Shall we go there?" or go to the caves, there are so many caves in the mountains, no one can find us." ”

Adie told me: "We can elope, but we have to let our family find us." So I led her through a bamboo forest covered in silver. Come to a stream. The warm spring water in the stream is still flowing. I said, "Let's build a hut here." ”

"Hmm!" she agreed.

I remember that night, there was a bonfire lit by the stream, and we were soaking wet, and when I was squatting by the stream to drink, she pushed me into the water from behind, and I stretched out a hand from the water and dragged her into the water as well. Then we hung all our clothes on the bamboo and hugged naked in front of the campfire. We sweated a lot and then felt cold. We put the dried clothes back on and hugged them together.

In the morning we woke up early, and I tried to cover the traces of last night's romance with the ashes of the campfire, intending to go further. Her mother came with a group of people.

Her mother slapped her and the corners of her mouth bled from the corners. He pounced on me like a wild beast and struck me on the back of the head with the palm of his hand, and I could only be beaten.

After the beating, her mother said to me, "Are you still eloping with my daughter?"

I said, "Yes." ”

Her mother slapped me again and asked me repeatedly, "I'll ask you one last time, will you dare in the future?"

I immediately replied to her, "Yes." ”

Unexpectedly, her mother suddenly calmed down and said to me, "If you want to be with my daughter, respect the traditions of our tribe." ”

Respecting her mother's advice, the Birdman decided to invite the elders of the tribe to officiate at their wedding. So Adie took the birdman to meet the elders of the tribe. The elder was a fat old woman who lived in a pigsty.

The Elder used to be a well-paid figure in the tribe. She used to eat and drink well every day, and servants served him. But since this group of men who claim to be tender like water have occupied this tribe, the fat woman has not had a good life, she has to live with the pigs every day, eat and live with the pigs, and urinate and urinate. Therefore, the elders laid out a wedding ceremony that was difficult and dangerous, crossed mountains and mountains, and died for a lifetime. The birdman had to cross a road paved with coals, cross a single-plank bridge, and fly from one side of the mountain to the other side of the mountain, rippling with an iron chain on the cliff. In the end, he had to run barefoot in the snow on foot until he reached Adie's house, asking Adie to accept him. The birdman had to sigh in his heart: "Fuck, this old woman plays with me." Let's see how I clean her up in the future. ”

That day, the weather was cold and windy, Ah Die was very excited, in the eyes of Ah Die's tribe, a man is willing to give everything for a woman, it is a kind of unfathomable love, any man must be so unfathomable to win a woman's heart.

The birdman's feet made a great sacrifice for the birdman's love, first with blisters and burns from the coals, then through the sting of gravel and thorns, and finally for a long time in the snow. Later, the exhausted birdman knelt outside Ah Die's small grass hut, knocked on the door with both hands, and shouted loudly: "Come out, dear, I am going to love you to death." ”

Ah Die said happily in the room: "No, you have to kneel outside and wait for me." ”

After a day of tossing, the birdman was cold and hungry, and he was already shivering, and he couldn't hold on anymore: "Honey, hurry up! If you don't come out again, I'm really going to love you to death." ”

Ah Die began to show the unique twisting of a woman, and she said coquettishly: "No, no, you have to wait for me outside." ”

The birdman couldn't stand it anymore and began to bang his head against the door: "If you don't open it, I'll hit it myself." After a few hits, he became dizzy and simply lay down on the snow.

Unbeknownst to him, Ah Die began to shout in the house: "You hit, you hit the door with your head a hundred times, and I will open the door." ”

Seeing the birdman faint, the wedding people rushed up, picked him up, and began to knock on the door: "Come out and see! ”

"You lie. ”

"If you don't open the door again, you'll be a widow. Old man Li helped the birdman and shouted loudly into the house. Only then did Adie hurriedly open the door from the house and rush out. Seeing the birdman who had fainted, he shouted heartbreakingly: "Honey, what's wrong with you, why did you faint without even saying hello?"

There is a kind of woman like this, she likes to toss, she thinks that tossing a man is a kind of happiness, and a man should also enjoy being tossed, if the girl doesn't care about you, she won't toss you. That's why both men and women love each other to death.

The birdman woke up in the middle of the night, and Ah Die took the birdman in his arms, like a baby, and comforted the birdman: "Honey, I know you fainted because of me." ”

Hearing Ah Die say this, the birdman burst into tears with excitement: "My dear, I'm thirsty. ”

"The elder has specially prepared a cold warming soup for you. Drink it quickly, and you'll be fine when you're done. ”

Ah Die held the birdman in his arms, and with the other hand, he picked up a bowl of hot soup and brought it to the birdman's mouth. As soon as the birdman drank it in his mouth, he squirted: "It's so spicy! What is this?" Ah Die immediately explained: "There are red peppers, green peppers, large peppers, small peppers, and sharp peppers." Drink it down, just drink it. ”

The birdman said, "Honey, you just let me drink chili water." ”

"It's good for you to drink it, drink it in one gulp. ”

At this time, a bonfire with firewood piled up was burning outside the house. The scorching flames jumped so high. Birdman's tender father and his people sat around the campfire, drinking and celebrating with each other, singing and dancing.

Old man Li said to the birdman's father: "Ah Die is very savage, which is unspeakably miserable for a tender man. ”

The birdman's father replied, "Most of the time, my son is a man with all kinds of charms. ”