Chapter 5: The Rest of My Life
The listening questions were compressed to only six minutes, and the time was already tight.
And Lin Tianheng actually said that while he was doing the listening test, he had already done the following questions together.
Not only the English teacher, but all the students in the class, including Cheng Siyue, didn't believe that Lin Tianheng could accomplish such a feat.
After all, it is unheard of to get a difficult English test paper in six minutes, including listening questions.
"Don't believe it?" Lin Tianheng pointed to his test paper and said, "Then you hurry up and correct it." ”
No matter how confident Lin Tianheng is at the moment, the English teacher doesn't believe that this kind of thing will happen.
After teaching for so many years, he still has a good idea of the difficulty of his questions.
Even if the best English students in the school come over, it is not easy to complete the test paper in half an hour.
"You test yours, what to see!"
The English teacher reprimanded, and then began to revise Lin Tianheng's test paper very seriously.
And Lin Tianheng, who was idle and bored, sat directly next to Cheng Siyue.
The stool, which was already not big, was squeezed by Lin Tianheng like this, and half of his body and Cheng Siyue immediately clinged together.
"What are you doing!"
Cheng Siyue was taken aback, her heart beat faster in an instant, and she looked at Lin Tianheng in a panic.
"Wait for the teacher to change the papers~" Lin Tianheng closed his eyes and took a deep breath, and praised: "The smell on your body is so good." ”
is different from the perfume sprayed on the bewitching slut outside, the fragrance on Cheng Siyue's body is a faint body fragrance accompanied by a little smell of laundry detergent.
This fragrance is absolutely fatal to men.
Sitting on a stool next to himself, and then boasting about the smell on his body.
Cheng Siyue was completely panicked at the moment, her mind was even more blank, and she didn't know how to respond.
The whole class was burying their heads and thinking intently about the exam questions.
Therefore, Cheng Siyue didn't dare to resist too much, for fear of attracting the attention of the whole class.
And she is just a weak little girl, how can she squeeze the strong Lin Tianheng.
"Don't mess around, this is in class~"
After trying for a long time, Cheng Siyue could only choose to give in.
Lin Tianheng grinned, revealing his white teeth. Then he supported his head with one hand, staring at Cheng Siyue's delicate little face like this.
"Don't, look, me, or I'll prick you in the eye with a pen!"
Cheng Siyue was so embarrassed that she wanted to stick the tip of the pen on Lin Tianheng's eyes.
How can anyone be so shameless, forcibly squeezing a stool with a girl, and then staring directly at the face of other girls.
"Don't. ”
"Are you scared, then be obedient, don't bother me with the exam~"
"I'm scared. I've been blind for more than two years, and I've finally recovered, and if I'm blind again, then I won't be able to see this peerless girl in front of me again. ”
Cheng Siyue was stunned.
Even Lin Tianheng felt the slight tremor that Cheng Siyue's body had just emitted.
"Is he confessing to me, or is he just teasing me? How should I answer? Or should I just slap him......"
Countless questions appeared in Cheng Siyue's mind, making her little head almost dead.
But one thing Cheng Siyue can be sure of is that he can't afford to fan him.....
After calming down, Cheng Siyue pretended to be careless, and asked lightly while writing the test paper: "So, what do you want to express?"
Just as Lin Tianheng was about to answer Cheng Siyue's question, the English teacher suddenly called him up in an unkind tone.
"As I expected, Lin Tianheng's English test paper must have been scribbled. ”
"How else could he be? He wrote the whole paper in six minutes? He really thinks he's a Jamaican flyer!"
"Now the teacher will definitely teach him a hard lesson. ”
......
The people below were talking, all waiting for the scene of Lin Tianheng being trained.
Only Cheng Siyue's fists were tightly clenched, worried about Lin Tianheng.
The English teacher slapped Lin Tianheng's test paper on the podium and scolded angrily:
"I won't say whether your previous topic is right or wrong, but what's going on with this essay? Seriously, with your attitude, it's really hard for me to be your English teacher anymore. ”
The reason why the English teacher didn't say whether Lin Tianheng's previous questions were right or wrong was because Lin Tianheng answered all the questions correctly.
With a 100% accuracy rate, the English teacher's jaw dropped to the ground in surprise.
But in order to help his best friend vent his anger and save his dignity, the English teacher must jump out of the egg.
The last question is an essay, a 35-point big topic.
The core of this essay is: praise a person you are most grateful for.
Ninety percent of the students wrote English teachers, after all, the meaning of the other party's question is already obvious......
And Lin Tianheng's composition is completely a bunch of confused words, which are put together.
Such a good opportunity to make trouble, how could an English teacher miss it.
Faced with the English teacher's provocation, Lin Tianheng actually said with a slight meaning: "I think my essay is as perfect as the person I praised." ”
The English teacher laughed angrily:
"Okay, everyone put down their pens, and I'll let you see Lin Tiancai's perfect composition. ”
Picking up the chalk, the English teacher quickly copied Lin Tianheng's English composition onto the blackboard.
He tapped the chalk on the blackboard and asked:
"Lin Tiancai, please tell me, where is your bullshit essay worthy of the word 'perfect'?"
Lin Tianheng picked up a piece of red chalk and translated it from scratch.
"What is this, there is not a single smooth word, I can't understand it at all!"
The onlookers below complained one after another, thinking that what the English teacher said was right, Lin Tianheng was writing nonsense.
But when Lin Tianheng finished writing, someone immediately screamed: "Hold the grass! His composition was written in reverse!"
Everyone began to read Lin Tianheng's English essay in reverse:
I have fallen to the bottom, like a walking corpse, and no one cares.
But her appearance is like a spring breeze, blowing through my heart.
The cloudy eyes opened for her.
The stopped heart was restless for her.
The moment she looked back and smiled, I began to understand.
For the rest of my life, I can't live without her......
"What the hell did I do wrong, the exam was already painful, and I had to be fed dog food! ”
The whole class fryed in an instant.
Compared with Lin Tianheng's showy composition, the gossipy melon-eating masses still care more about who Lin Tianheng confesses.