Chapter 57: Reiki Bank opens
She opened her eyes slightly, her blurred gaze fell into the distance, and a wisp of wind gently blew on her face.
It's a face that every man will marvel at.
Bright eyes, bright teeth, snow skin, cherry lips.
The bell, a pair of jade fingers lightly crossed, a pleasant piano sound rose in the wind, and at this time, there were always some ill-intentioned voices of admiration.
She is not shocked.
These greedy stinky men can only look from afar, she has set a red line that they will never be able to break through and will not dare to break through.
But today she finally smelled a hint of crisis, and an uneasiness brewed in her heart.
Someone finally broke through her bottom line.
It's the result she's been waiting for.
But, she was uneasy, and she was going to prove that this man was wrong when he came in here.
Suddenly, the sound of the piano stopped abruptly...
"You're here. "She had a murderous aura.
"Yes. ”
"I thought no one would come. ”
"You're wrong, I'm coming. ”
"It's not dawn yet. ”
"That doesn't mean I won't come. ”
"You've got a lot of guards, how did you get in? ”
"It's only ten taels of silver. ”
"You shouldn't come. ”
"I'm coming. ”
"So, you have to do it?"
"Yes!"
"Non-negotiable?"
"Yes!"
"Never dared to ask us so much!" She was a little angry.
A long sigh came, and there was a scolding: "XXOO, I'm just hungry, I want you to get something to eat, why don't you make it like Ximen Blowing Snow Douye Lonely City, can you take a snack!"
Qiao Miaoyin's face turned red: "Lin Gongzi, can you take a look at the time, it's not dawn yet, the chef is still sleeping, go there to find something for you to eat, if you want to eat, you can find some fruits in the mountains to eat, it's impossible to cook!"
"That's how you're hospitality?"
didn't say that it was okay, but when it came to hospitality, Qiao Miaoyin showed an expression of being beeped by a dog, and took the case.
"You're embarrassed to say that as soon as your cow came in, we and my cow were dizzy all day, and I haven't woken up until now, that wolf goes everywhere to catch sheep, and there are ghosts and monsters in all mirrored places, and your friends in Longshan said that we are here in a prostitute den, and drove out my guests and beat them up, and now we are in chaos in the mountains, and you tell me about hospitality?"
Belch~~!
Lin Ze scratched his head, he seemed to underestimate the tossing ability of that group of perverts, but it was precisely because of the rudeness of these guys that the curses against him kept coming, and the psychological crit was constantly rising, and it would soon be enough if it went on like this.
In this way, they are all good comrades-in-arms, so there is nothing wrong with that.
"I think of what you said, they must have been hungry after playing all night, so prepare one for me and one for them at the same time. Lin Ze smiled, looking sincere.
'Psychological Critical Hit +500 from Bai Zifei, +500 Passive Skill Vibration Activation. ’
", there's nothing for you to eat!"
What do you mean by playing all night, feeling that you treat this as a children's paradise, or a zoo, come and experience the feeling of the wild demolition team, right?
Qiao Miaoyin's liver is very hot, I have never seen such a brazen person, and all the literacy has been eaten by dogs.
"It's so poor, no wonder even the boss has to come out and sell it in person!" Lin Ze stalled.
"It's not about money!!"
"The old lady didn't come out to sell !!"
Qiao Miaoyin felt that she couldn't talk to this person anymore, she couldn't talk at all, she had never seen such a shameless person, and if she continued to talk about it, she was afraid that she would lose her demeanor by being angry, which would make Yun Jiayin laugh.
"Okay, let's talk about it, the real purpose of your coming here!" As soon as the words turned, Qiao Miaoyin returned to normal in an instant, and she was charming, and her smile made the man's soul fly out.
"Breakfast. ”
"Hehe, I'm talking about your purpose of entering heaven and earth, don't you want to linger with me, right?" Qiao Miaoyin covered her mouth and smiled, with the smell of fox spirits.
"You won't be stupid by my farmer's three punches, how can I want to be entangled with an old woman who is more than a hundred years old, am I sick or lack maternal love?"
"What do you call me?" Qiao Miaoyin was a little surprised.
"Pretty mother-in-law, isn't that a nice name? ”
Clang!
Qiao Miaoyin plucked the suqin, two sound waves flew out from her fingers, he flew left and right, and with a bang, the two huge stone pillars next to him were instantly punched out of a pit and a half meters deep.
Her face was as black as an ink fountain.
"Stinky boy, be careful when you speak, it won't be so lucky next time. ”
Lin Ze was so frightened that he almost knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, this woman's hand is really powerful, this skill is probably still above the second elder, and her own thing is like a duckling in front of her.
Of course, it's an edible duckling, not a capable duckling.
If you don't agree with each other, the old woman who has lived for more than 100 years is still so stingy, and Ling Xue is much cuter in comparison, and she didn't do it after sending so many critical hits.
But she is not Lingxue after all, he has no protection at all now, and he can't continue to die.
Where to find a balanced paybar?
At that moment, a voice came from the system.
'The host has collected enough 50,000 psychological crit energy, whether it is converted into aura, yes/yes. ’
Is it enough for 50,000? Could it be that this woman was crazy just now, and she also sent 3,000 psychological crit?
When I opened the system, it was like this.
That's when you can turn on the next feature.
But this system has come out to be a demon again.,What does your sister's two 'yes' mean?,Do you still need to choose?,It's better to just help yourself choose directly.。
The system likes to be a whole person, he knows it, and with defense, he is not so depressed, so he chose one of the options, and then the system prompted again.
'5000 Reiki has been received, whether to open the bank, yes / yes. ’
It's this kind of option again, Lin Ze chose a random yes again, and the next thing is what makes his egg hurt.
"Dear inferior customers, the Bank really admires your slave attributes, our service attitude is so poor, you can actually bear it, it is really admirable, for the sake of your cheap spirit, I will help you open a bank. ”
A female voice came: "Dear customer, congratulations on getting a new Reiki bank account number, the account number has the ability to be automatically identified, and customers do not need to enter their own passwords, they can directly enter the bank to use it." ”
"Banking Instructions:
1. The Bank is based on Reiki as the subject matter, does not support money transactions, if you want to save money, please go next door.
2. The interest rate of the Bank's deposit and loan is not fixed, please do not be foolish.
3. The Bank has five levels of customers: new users, advanced users, VIP users, gold users, and platinum users, each level will be treated differently, yes, we are what a snob.
4. The bank has a blacklist system, it is useless to cherish your credit, we will be blacked out if we don't like it. ”
The corners of Lin Ze's mouth twitched wildly, he didn't expect that there was such a bank with such a poor service attitude today, why did it still have business.
I didn't understand it very well, but after reading it, I understood.
Its business is basically the same as that of ordinary banks, but the interest rate is ridiculously high, for example, the interest here is 0.3%, which is calculated on a daily basis, that is, it is 9% for a month, and it will be doubled for a year.
It is 1.5% for a regular day for a year, 45% for a month, 540% for a year, 2.75% for a regular day for three years, 990% for a year, and 2970% for three years.
Oh my God, this bank is a good deal for his grandmother, and this slave is worth it.
But it doesn't seem to help me now.,I'm still such a weak chicken.。
At this time, the female voice of the bank: "Thank you for opening the account of the bank, today is the 3 million anniversary of the establishment of the bank, in order to give back to the new and old customers, a lucky draw is carried out, you happen to be the 300th customer of the bank, special gifts." ”
"Wheel of Fortune !!"