Chapter 10: Black Gas Disease

Yang Ren scratched his head, he muttered in his heart, what you said is also reasonable, but if I don't say that, and directly say that your father has black gas disease and will not live for three months, can you accept it? You don't have to beat me to death!

"Hehe, that's just a statement. Yintang's blackening means that the body is in a sub-healthy state! Just like someone saying that you have the appearance of a sinking fish and a wild goose, it does not mean that the wild goose will really fall on you!" Yang Ren said dryly. Of course, he couldn't admit that he saw black gas coming from her father's head. Wouldn't this reveal the secret of his hands and eyes, and besides, even if he said it, who would believe it?

"Quipble!" The girl in sunglasses snorted lightly, Yang Ren used the sinking fish and geese to describe herself, even if she is unreasonable, it is not easy to refute immediately, everyone has a love for beauty, and everyone has a heart for listening to good words.

This woman is tall and tall, protruding forward and backward, concave and convex, graceful, energetic, can be called a devil's figure, and thinks she deserves the praise of sinking fish and geese.

The fat man stared at Yang Ren for a long time, as if he had discovered a new world, and suddenly exclaimed in surprise: "Hey, this is not that little deflated... Halfway through the words, it seemed that it was inappropriate, after all, this was a public place, so he quickly stopped, turned his head and whispered to the girl in sunglasses, "Miao Wu, do you remember what I mentioned to you, the unlucky guy who broke the bronze statue of Tai Sui in Mr. Yun's house, this is the one in front of you." ”

"Someone commits Tai Sui, and the evil spirit is added one point. ”

The girl in sunglasses was already unhappy, but after listening to the fat man's words, her eyebrows were raised high, she squinted at Yang Ren from the corner of her eyes, and sneered: "It's really unlucky! In order to make money, she didn't hesitate to be a liar!"

After listening to the fat man's words, Yang Ren looked at it intently, and remembered that this was the master who said cool things to himself everywhere in Mr. Yun's house.

Ignoring the sneer of the girl in sunglasses, Yang Ren greeted Mr. Shi enthusiastically, of course, with a related tone: "It turned out that Mr. Jia was here, it really made the booth shine!"

"Someone commits Tai Sui, and the evil spirit is added two points. ”

The word Mr. Jia is one of Mr. Shi's least favorite titles, and others are still afraid of his face and shouting behind his back, but this Yang Ren actually shouted openly in front of his daughter, which has the taste of wanting everyone to know, which makes Mr. Shi embarrassed. He wanted to slap Yang Ren to death, but considering that it was not good to beat people in front of everyone, he endured it again and again, pretending to be heartless, and reproached: "Hey, what kind of vision do you have, I am the general manager, not the general manager of Jia." ”

"Oh, I'm mistaken, you're not Mr. Jia. It's the division president. Yang Ren smiled and changed his words, after all, Shi is always his potential guest, he can't bury him in the dead, he will accept it when he sees it, and he has to always.

"Xiao Yang, aren't you a big boss, you and Mr. Yun are all together, why are you still setting up a stall here, aren't you a private visit to Weifu to experience life?"

"Mr. Shi smiled, where am I a big boss! I'm just a college graduate who has just graduated, and the reason why I met Mr. Yun and Mr. Qiu was all by chance, just like we met today. Yang Ren scratched the back of his head and smiled innocently, he knew that Mr. Shi looked down on him, but he didn't mind very much. To be honest, he himself doesn't have a good impression of Mr. Shi, but now is the time to do business, it is the time for doctors to treat patients, what good and bad feelings are left behind, you can't offend the guests, and you can't let the guests ride on your head.

"Hmm~" Mr. Shi felt that what Yang Ren said was reasonable, and he couldn't find any words to bury Yang Renlian again, so he looked down at the wooden board on the ground, and read in an exaggerated tone: "The secret Zhenyuan hammer, one hammer to loosen tendons and invigorate blood, two hammers to detoxify and ventilate, and three hammers to stay away from diseases... Wow, so you're going to heal?"

"It's not a cure, it's a cure!" Yang Ren waved his hand to the master and corrected him seriously.

"Cure stomach problems, I don't have stomach problems!" Mr. Shi's reaction was exactly the same as the previous uncle, "Besides, if you really have stomach problems, you have to go to the hospital for injections and medicine, and I want you to knock on something!"

"When I say not sick, I mean not being sick, but being unwell. Yang Ren repeated the countless words he had repeated, patiently explaining.

"You tell me, can you keep me from itching!" said the master bluntly, to be honest, he is now a little sick and rushed to the doctor. Now he was itching, and from time to time he reached out to scratch his back, and sometimes rubbed his back on his clothes, but it didn't solve the problem. He didn't know he had black gas, but his body was always itchy and bothered him. He had applied various ointments, but they could not alleviate the symptoms, which tended to get worse and worse as time went on, giving him a real headache.

"Yes, of course you can!" Yang Ren nodded, his tone as resolute as iron.

"Dad, let's go home quickly. Don't talk to him anymore!" The girl in sunglasses urged impatiently, pulling the arm of the division manager and pulling hard in the direction of home.

"Miao Wu, don't rush home. This Xiao Yang is also an acquaintance, let's take care of his business, anyway, it's only fifty oceans, and it's not expensive. Just let me knock once. "Mr. Shi waved his hand to Miao Wu, he made up his mind to knock it once, only fifty yuan, even if he spends money to ask someone to tickle, he may not be able to invite someone.

"Okay, just once! Let's leave after knocking!" Miao Wu pouted, then glared at Yang Ren dissatisfiedly, pulled a chair and sat down under the tree, took out his mobile phone and played, and said no more.

"Someone commits Tai Sui, and the evil spirit is added one point. ”

Mr. Shi looked left and right, and asked Yang Ren in an expectant tone: "What did I say about Zhenyuan Hammer?"

Yang Ren rolled his eyes at Mr. Shi, and said in his heart, Zhenyuan Hammer is the guy I eat, and it has become something in your mouth, he took out the black hammer from his pocket, and turned it in his hand like a circle, and said without a show: "Mr. Shi, look at it, it's this Dongdong." ”

"Is this the Zhenyuan Hammer?" Mr. Shi curiously reached out and took it, and the next moment, with a "knock~" sound, the hammer fell to the ground and almost hit Mr. Shi's toes, so frightened that he jumped backwards and almost fell, and exclaimed exaggeratedly, "Oh, what the hell is this, it's so heavy!"

Don't look at this hammer is very small, but it weighs three kilograms, and it is dead, Yang Ren is used to it, so it is like holding chopsticks.

Yang Ren leaned over and picked up the hammer, pulled a folding chair with his other hand, and made a gesture of invitation to Mr. Shi: "Mr. Shi, please sit down, I'll start using the hammer!"

Miao Wu was chatting with her mobile phone on the side, while aiming at Yang Ren with one eye, with a contemptuous look on the corner of her mouth, as if she had seen through Yang Ren's stomach, no matter what the hell he did, he couldn't escape her eyes, if Yang Ren had any outrageous words and deeds, she would definitely expose it to her face, and she would not show mercy at all.