Chapter 86: The Brief Peace After the Battle
Liu Qi sat on the "advanced truck" that sounded almost everywhere except for the horn, his head slightly to the right, and his eyes looked into the distance through the window. There was no expression on his face, as if he had entered a deep meditation calm.
After I don't know how long, he suddenly sighed, "Ah...... I feel like I've lost something very important. ”
"Don't learn the tone of Japanese mancai (Japanese-style cross talk)!" Ruan An, who was driving, slapped him on the head, "It's just that I didn't kill that Wendu person, so you don't have to sigh all the time, right?"
"It's because I didn't kill it that I feel lost, big sister. Liu Qi rubbed his head and muttered, "I've said so much, but the instructor still hasn't lost a single hair!"
And Liu Ban never came back to his senses from the strong impact of the fact that "the fat boss is a high-ranking official stationed on the earth by aliens", he looked at the fat boss lying on the ground in a coma, and suddenly asked Shen Xi, "He still remembers you because he is an alien." What about me? Could it be that I'm an alien too?"
Shen Xi glanced at his pope, "Anyway, you have been a policeman for so many years, and you have never heard of your bold assumptions, but what about the evidence? Where is the evidence that you are an alien?"
Originally, I just planned to comfort Liu Ban and let him stop dwelling on such stupid questions, but who knew that Liu Ban, who had recently been reset by three views of life in a row, really began to think about it seriously. "Speaking of which, it's incredible that a person like me, who is not outstanding anywhere, can marry my current wife? Could it be that I have some alien special ability to charm women?"
Shen Xi slapped the back of Liu Ban's head and shouted, "Don't ask me this kind of stupid question! If you had this ability, you would have been killed by the Wendu people as a traverser! Also! Don't show off your wife in front of bachelors, you idiot!"
"Your Excellency, you don't have to worry about being shown off, right?" Ruan An took advantage of the chaos to make a mockery for a while, "Lord Agnes is still waiting for you in the temple." If she hears this, maybe she will be a little sad. ”
Shen Xi glared at Ruan An in embarrassment, trying to use his "vicious" eyes to stop this high-level divine servant who had become a woman and had been active a lot. But the effect was not good, Ruan An, who was driving, seemed to notice something, and did not look at the rearview mirror in the compartment. The silent gaze warning was in vain.
"Why you remember me is debatable. Shen Xi scratched his head and explained to Liu Ban, "The mentor is now assisting in the Temple of the Gods because of his urgent official duties. As the only person who handled it, what went wrong with the contract I signed at that time can only be confirmed after asking the mentor to check it. But at the moment, I have a few guesses. One of them has to do with your identity. ”
"My identity?" Liu Ban thought for a moment and asked, "Is it a professional relationship? Because I am a police officer, I will be exempt from memory modification?"
"How is that possible?" Shen Xi found that his Pope seemed a little stupid, which made him quite worried, "If it has something to do with my profession, then there are more policemen who have seen me, how can they forget me together?" This identity does not refer to profession, but to cause and effect. ”
Abitos didn't like the term "retribution" very much, apparently because the word had too many fatalistic meanings. But the causal feedback is quite in line with Abitos' view of the connections between all things in the world.
"Whether you like to admit it or not, you dragged me in the interrogation room for a whole day, which was the beginning of my later godhood. Shen Xi analyzed, "In a religious sense, your behavior is equivalent to that of a prophet, or a sage. So by the time the contract comes into effect, you may have already been judged to be my employee. So memory modification is exempted. Of course, this is just a speculation, maybe it's because you're an alien. ”
"Let's stop the alien joke!" Liu Ban sighed, "Ah...... If that's the case, it's much easier to accept. I was worried about how I would explain it to my wife if I was really an alien. ”
"Your wife is terrible?" Shen Xi looked at the fat boss who was lying motionless on the floor of the carriage, and followed Liu Ban's words, "Why do you still want to explain? If you are an alien, the focus to worry about is generally other aspects, right?"
She ...... It's not terrible. Liu Ban thought about it seriously, "It's not so much terrible as majestic? After all, she never forgets it! A woman who remembers everything is still your wife." In this case, once there is a quarrel in daily life, she can start looking for my faults and mistakes from the day the two of us first met. For example, when I first met her, she didn't wear a pair of socks or something. And if she wants to, she can find hundreds of thousands of such details. Liu Ban said as he spoke, tears flowed from the corners of his eyes, "Being criticized all day long, people's spirits will have problems!"
"It sounds funny, but from the sock part, I'm sympathizing with you. Liu Qi interjected, "Your Excellency, is marriage really such a terrible thing?"
"There are good things. Liu Ban lowered his head and coughed twice, and took the opportunity to wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes with his sleeve, "For example, after coming back from overtime very late, you can still have a hot meal, or occasionally you can see her very cute side." These are all good things, and they always happen more often than being scolded for a day. After a slight pause, Liu Ban smiled bitterly, "It's just that if that kind of thing happens once, it's enough to produce a psychological shadow that will haunt you for a lifetime." ”
"All in all, don't marry a woman with a particularly good memory?" Liu Qi asked curiously.
Ruan An interjected, "Don't listen to the Pope's nonsense. There aren't many women in the world who have a bad memory, especially when it comes to the person they like, every woman is a genius who never forgets. Just find someone who is smart enough and loves you. ”
"Smart enough?" Liu Qi scratched his head, "The smartest girls in our class are all average-looking." ”
"Eighteen changes in women's colleges. Ruan An smiled, "And smart women know when to give in and when to give their men a memorable lesson." If you are lucky enough to meet such a woman, you must cherish it. ”
"You're not qualified to say that. Shen Xi snorted, "Obviously there is no gender, and you usually look like a man, why do you always talk to women after becoming a woman?"
"It's a side effect of the transformation. Ruan An turned his head and threw a wink at Shen Xi, "Don't you think that such side effects are actually the essence of transformation?"
"Eh, you're a man?" Liu Qi looked frightened, "Isn't it?!"
"Boy, don't jump to conclusions based on what you see in front of you. Ruan Anshun threw a wink at Liu Qi, "The gender of the divine servant is something that can be decided by yourself. Depending on the situation, I can be both a man and a woman. Saying that, Ruan An simply stretched out his hand and wiped it on Liu Qi's face, "Then guess what, am I a man or a woman now?"
Shen Xi originally wanted to joke with Ruan An again, but suddenly quieted down.
The fat boss's leg moved.