129 The disgusting duel between the black-bellied brothers and sisters (enter with caution)
(The content of this chapter, don't look at children's shoes with shallow stomachs, high energy) Yang Qi said: "Do you remember the kind of insect you saw on the beach in Yantai?"
"Remember, you've said it many times. ”
When he was a child, he went to the beach in Yantai to play, and Yang Qi saw a kind of insect on the rocky beach. They look like watermelon bugs, but they are much larger, and those bugs are infested in the crevices of the reef in patches, and they can be used as cars in the wind and waves. And when the young Yang Qi couldn't bear this disgusting thing, when he picked up a pebble and smashed one to death, the most disgusting thing happened-the corpse of the smashed bug burst out of a lot of small bugs!
This scene left an indelible impression on Yang Qi's heart, and he told it to everyone he knew in a dark voice, so as to disgust others to make himself psychologically balanced. Of course, Su Yue is the key victim.
"I always thought it was the most disgusting thing to live on Earth. Yang Qi covered his forehead and shook his head and sighed: "But obviously I was wrong, this thing is the top of the list." The single one was already very disgusting, and the rustling sound that kept coming into Yang Qi's ears all the time reminded him that there was still a huge group of people in this thing, and this was the most disgusting place: "What is this thing?"
Su Yue's answer was concise: "Two words: Xiaoqiang." ”
"What?!" Yang Qi was instantly shocked: "Are the little powerhouses in the south so Spartan?"
Where there are people, there is Xiaoqiang, and where there are no people, there is Xiaoqiang. Since Sister Pomegranate stepped on the gate of Washington, the name of Xiaoqiang has been passed down through the ages. Of course, Yang Qi has not seen Xiaoqiang, but Xiaoqiang in the north is the size of a fingernail and the color is light, and he looks like an ordinary insect. And although Yang Qi had seen more fierce insects in the underground space, it was in the other world, in the ancient space. It's not surprising that something strange comes out of the other world, and it can be accepted as a matter of course.
However, Yang Qi really never thought that in the south of the motherland, on the real earth, there would be such a thing!
In short, with the help of Yang Qi's drizzle, Su Yue finally sealed the clothes safely. In the process of encapsulation, one after another Xiaoqiang was shaken out, and then Su Yue picked up the shoes and slapped them all to death, bursting a balcony and a sole - of course, the shoes belonged to her roommate......
Then Su Yue called a little brother, and the little brother sent a big tricycle. It is said that this car is for teaching affairs and is not borrowed in principle, but Su Yue came as soon as he said hello, which fully explained the meaning of bureaucracy. Yang Qi got on a tricycle and drove Su Yue and a cart of things straight to the residential area outside the school. The house Su Yue rented was in a residential area, and there was a security guard at the entrance of the community, which looked pretty good.
Su Yue has almost cleaned up the house, and the mattress and quilts are complete. But as a powerful creature that lives in all corners of the world, Xiaoqiang's rustling sound is still endless, which makes Yang Qi's face depressed.
"Do you know, cousin, the other three people in our dormitory are a Lori, a royal sister, and a glasses girl. They are all beauties, and we call them the four little swans. ”
"Oh, what do you want to say. ”
"I want to say," Su Yue's face was gloomy: "When Lori was eating at a rice noodle restaurant on campus, she ate a boiled Xiaoqiang. ”
"Hmm......" Yang Qi looked anxious.
"Sister Yu woke up one day and felt that something was pressing under her body, and when she turned over, she turned over and saw that she had crushed a Xiaoqiang to death while sleeping!"
"Oh......" Yang Qi gritted his teeth.
"The funniest thing is the glasses girl, one night when I was reading at night, I suddenly heard a popping sound. With a flashlight, guess what, a super large Xiaoqiang actually flew in her mosquito net!" Su Yue's voice was extremely sinister: "If she didn't find out at the time and fell asleep like this, maybe that Xiaoqiang would crawl around on her face, she didn't know it!"
"It's dirt!" Yang Qi angrily lifted the coffee table: "Are you taking revenge on me, right? Hate me for telling you about the bugs on the beach, now use Xiaoqiang to disgust me! You are too black-bellied, believe it or not, I exploded more violently and disgustingly!"
Su Yue drank tea calmly: "I haven't seen the things you said anyway, but you are already living in the middle of Xiaoqiang." Cousin," Su Yue's face was full of shadows, the corners of his mouth were grinning, and his white teeth were shining: "I don't think you are like a Gemini, but like a ** seat, disgusting you with this kind of thing is really the right medicine, roar, roar, roar!"
"You!" Yang Qi was full of crosses, if you could hear you, it would be my reaction! Damn, so many urban fantasy novels, how did those protagonists with superpowers ignore these little powers? "Okay, in that case, I'll let you see what environment you live in!"
Yang Qi took out a plastic box, and then put on the plastic gloves used for cleaning. pulled the cook away, flipped over twice, grabbed three Xiaoqiang and threw them into the box. Another cabinet was opened, and there were four more Xiaoqiang. Su Yue opened his mouth and watched Yang Qi accurately catch one Xiaoqiang after another, as if he didn't look for this process, and he went straight to the target with zero time difference.
In a short time, dozens of Xiaoqiang had accumulated in the box. Those little powerhouses were piled up together, crawling non-stop, and running up the inner wall of the box. But Yang Qi's left hand trembled slightly, and a wonderful vibration spread throughout the entire box, and those little strongmen couldn't climb up.
In Su Yue's daze, Yang Qi had already caught more than a hundred Xiaoqiang, a whole half of a box. Bang, Yang Qi closed the lid firmly and handed the box to Su Yue: "That's all for the activities outside, you go and deal with it." ”
"Uh......" Looking through the transparent lid, a whole box of Xiaoqiang crawled wildly, and Su Yue was also furious. She suddenly found that the story of disgusting Yang Qi just now was to kill a thousand enemies and lose eight hundred, because she herself was also disgusted.
Just as she was thinking about what to do, she saw that Yang Qi had already picked up a larger box and walked into her bedroom.
"What's the matter? and?!" This is my bedroom, what do you want to do with such a big box!
"Not only that, but a lot. Yang Qi came to the corner of the wall and pointed to a crack in the floor: "It's all hidden inside, hundreds of thousands." ”
"Ah, in the crack in the wall?" Su Yue's face began to turn white: "What, what should I do, cousin?" began to stutter when he spoke.
Yang Qi glanced at her lightly: "You are a little careful, a little mentally prepared." ”
"What's wrong?" Su Yue took a dry breath, Yang Qi's dark gaze was really too familiar, and it was a sign that he was about to launch some kind of belly black operation.
"Because," Yang Qi stretched out his left hand and pressed it against the wall, without force, but there was a buzzing sound with magical ripples spreading along the wall: "The next thing is - witness the moment when the miracle happens!" As Yang Qi's voice fell, I saw that in the sound of shalala, one after another Xiaoqiang came out of the crack in the wall. The madness was like running for his life. Several cracks in the walls of the room seemed to turn into spouts gushing with Xiao Qiang, and those Xiao Qiang climbed to the floor, walls, and ceiling, and the whole room instantly turned from a cute pink hut into a terrifying hell on earth.
"Ah——!!h
"Hey!" Yang Qi stomped on the ground, the shaking spread, and those little powerhouses fell down. Picking up a broom, Yang Qi swept Xiaoqiang up like a fallen leaf and poured it into the box.
"Cousin, did you say that when that glasses girl was talking in her sleep, would there be Xiaoqiang who got into her mouth and rolled?" Yang Qi's voice came leisurely, as if he was pointing: "Or if she grinds her teeth while sleeping, do you think she will unconsciously chew a Xiaoqiang and eat it?"
"Gross-" Su Yue couldn't help but vomit, that's right, this girl was talking in her sleep and grinding her teeth when she slept. (Today, I took a look at the book review area and the reward area, and it was also very high-energy, Hua hahaha, thank you for the support!, anyway, I think it should be possible to build a readership, what do you think?)