Choked and coughed.

looked at Nezha puzzled: "Are you immortals so weird? ”

didn't get an answer, only to remember that Nezha closed her hearing and didn't know what she was talking about.

Pick up the chopsticks and pick up a little food to your mouth, stretch out your tongue and lick it, the taste is good, and then you dare to put it in your mouth.

The other two ate on their own, and Yu Wu could only eat.

After eating two bites of food and drinking a glass of wine, I didn't feel addicted, so I directly took the wine and poured it into my mouth.

When the jar was finished, he called Xiao Er over and handed him a pearl with good color: "Go and bring me ten jars of good wine from your store." ”

Although he is just a shopkeeper who does miscellaneous work, he also knows that this thing is valuable, but he doesn't know if it's true.

Take it and hold it in your hand, for fear that it will be broken by accident.

Carefully put it away, and promised with a smile: "Okay, this wine will serve you wine." ”

Taking advantage of the gap when Xiao Er went to the back to move wine, Nezha glanced at her and said with disgust: "A goblin is a goblin, and if you become a human nature, you can't learn the life of a person, but it's a pity that you spoil good wine." ”

He was really dissatisfied with his attitude, and clapped his clap and shouted: "In vain, you are the Nine Heavens Da Luo Jin Immortal, and you don't know how to accumulate virtue and do good." ”

Pour a glass of water and wine into her stomach, take advantage of her unprepared spell to freeze her, pull out the dragon tendon and bounce it back, but Ling Yu danced, the pain was unbearable but she couldn't even scream.

The shopkeeper came out with a jar of wine in one hand: "Three sons, do you drink it first or do you all move it up?"

"They were all brought to the table, and whatever was delicious was served. Yu Wu couldn't speak, so Nezha told the shopkeeper for her.

The money given by these people bought the entire restaurant with a lot of money, so they gave them the best service: "Hey, okay, the dishes are all in the pot, and they will be served when they are cooked." ”

Ten jars were placed next to it, Nezha opened one and handed it to the prison flame: "Brother Tai, it's hard to come out, accompany me to drink this altar, and if you don't get drunk, you won't return." ”

I already knew that the wine was not good just now, so I refused: "I have good intentions, but I am not good at drinking, and I can't be a companion." ”

She didn't drink, and Nezha didn't force it, opened her mouth wide, and poured a jar of wine into her stomach.

"Separation~, happy. ”

lifted the ban on Yu Wu and handed her a jar: "You are not as strong as me in spell martial arts, but dragons should be better than humans." ”

If you can't beat him, can you still drink him, take it angrily, and look up~ Gurgling poured it into his stomach.

Seeing the two of them drinking like this, the prisoner on the side was curious: "Why do you like this thing? It's so unpleasant!"

Throwing the jar aside, he wiped his mouth with his sleeve: "There is an old saying in the market, called 'A thousand families are sad and a thousand families hate each other, and Du Kang must solve it', the reason why wine is beautiful is because the person who drinks it knows everything whether it is good or bad, and when he is drunk, he will not know anything." ”

I don't understand what she's saying at all, and I don't think about it so much, anyway, the food is good, just eat the food.

Seeing Yu Wu pour a jar of wine into his stomach, Nezha gave a thumbs up: "Brother Tai has a good amount of wine, come, accompany me to do this altar again." ”

handed a jar to Yu Wu, and opened an altar himself, and the two of them picked it up and poured it into their stomachs.

Just hold the jar and drink, burp after drinking one jar, and open another jar.

The ten jars were all bottomed out, and the two of them just hiccuped a few times, Xiao Er couldn't believe his eyes, rubbed them vigorously, and came over and asked, "Two sons, are you still drinking?"

Not drunk, but a little supportive, both of them no longer defy each other, and came to an agreement: "Don't drink." ”

Xiao Er went to the back kitchen and brought six or seven dishes: "Three of you, please use it, if you need anything, you call me." ”

Yu Wu drank a full stomach, and she could only swallow saliva when she looked at the table in front of her.

When Nezha saw her appearance, he picked up the chopsticks very proudly, chewed and swallowed slowly: "Now you know the difference between immortals and demons!"

I can't believe it, after drinking five jars of wine, she is already panicking, and this guy, since he is still in the mood to continue eating!

I wanted to ask him how he did it, but I felt embarrassed to ask, so I swallowed my saliva and turned my head to the side.

"A goblin is a goblin, and even if you become a human form, you can't learn the life of a human. Nezha put a slice of mutton in his mouth and said while eating.

Gritting his teeth in hatred, he made a spell to freeze Nezha, and created an enchantment, and said viciously: "I will stuff the wine jar into your stomach." ”

Furious, he reached out and clasped his upper and lower jaws, pulling them open enough to stuff the jar.

Turn around and go to the jar.

Just turned around, Nezha suddenly moved, ate her in one bite, and was triumphant: "It's said that goblins are goblins, the deity has a body but no soul, and the cultivation is much higher than yours, how can you stay still!"

was stunned for a moment, completely crazy, and yelled: "You have to mess up your internal organs." ”

Nezha Yaoyao gourd: "Little evil dragon, haven't you noticed that I don't have internal organs?"

Only then did she look left and right, and where she was, she saw the position where the wine was flooded to her waist, and the four walls were slippery, but she couldn't see the internal organs that she should have.

I can't believe it's true, this immortal incarnated by the lotus flower has no internal organs!

It doesn't matter so much, he took out a thousand machine bows with one finger and shot an arrow.

This arrow is transformed by the aura of heaven and earth, and the strength of the ability depends on the master's cultivation, everything that exists in the Three Realms can be shot, but when the arrow touches his body, it turns into itself.

This guy is a lotus incarnation, and he has long been beyond the Three Realms.

Seeing her lost look, Nezha shook the gourd vigorously: "How about the little evil dragon, can you admit defeat?"

"Don't accept it, you monster, that is, you have no internal organs, what kind of food and drink what kind of wine. ”

"Yu Wu, you are now in a gourd by him, not in his belly. Prisoner Flame couldn't bear to be tricked and told her the truth.

Knowing that this is not Nezha's stomach, I don't know whether to be happy or sad.

But since it is a gourd, it should not be difficult to get out, and fly towards the mouth of the gourd.

Cast a shield spell, but can't get through.

Fleeing to the gourd wall, but falling into the endless abyss, falling all the way down, but not bottomless, and unable to soar when casting spells.

couldn't help but be scared, but he didn't want to admit defeat, and struggled to say: "Your magic weapon is as weird as yours, I don't want to stay here, you let me out." ”

After shaking it a few times, she went back to soaking in the wine and told her: "This gourd is used by the Pangu god who opened the world to drink, and the king of the people, Fuxi, used the colorful stone to make up the sky to draw yin and yang gossip on it, yin and yang are both heavenly and endless, so you can't shield it." ”

Slap him a few times and yell at him, "You let me out." ”

"Are you convinced?"

"Not convinced. ”

If you are still hard-mouthed, you can't let it out: "Then soak it in it, snake wine has been around since ancient times, and dragon wine should be the first in ancient times." ”

Unexpectedly, this guy actually regarded her as a wild thing for soaking in wine, and the anger also came up, changed into its original form, drank the wine in one go, and then sprayed out of the mouth of the gourd.

But this is just asking for help, and the wine did not rush open the mouth of the gourd, and all of them were poured back on her.

was drenched in soup, licked the corners of his mouth and pretended not to care.

Her embarrassment caused the two people outside to be sad and happy, and Prison Flame wanted to tell her something, but she was sealed by Nezha's spell before she opened her mouth.

Haha laughed, taunted her, and said, "Little Evil Dragon, how is the feeling of the wine bath?"

"It's good, it's very good, it's exciting. Obviously he was about to cry, but he insisted on pulling up an ugly smile at the corner of his mouth.

Shook it a few times, and told her with a smug smile: "That's good, I believe it won't take long for you to be more comfortable, after going in for so long, do you feel that the six senses are slowly weakening." ”

He didn't think it was true, so he immediately panicked: "Let me out, I'm dead, what's the good for you." ”

"If you lose, I'll let you out. ”

"Prison Flame, help me. ”

Receiving no answer, he continued to shout, "Prison Flame, are you there?"

"She was frozen by me and shut, if you want her, I will throw her in to accompany you. Nezha's voice seemed to be playing a fun game, and this evil voice made Yu Wu afraid, even if she had incarnated as Ying Long, she didn't have the confidence to withstand the strange power of this gourd.

If you don't want to die, you have to bow your head and beg Nezha for mercy: "Third prince, Yu Wu knows that he is wrong, please be a big man." ”

Smirking smugly, he told her, "Drink all the wine in your stomach." ”

When she drank not a drop of wine left, he opened the stopper and poured her out.

Get liberated, make a spell to tidy up your appearance, unravel the enchantment and return to the real world, and a few stumble on the stool.

The whole body was hot and weak, and the two big eyes stared at Nezha, full of hatred.

Seeing her appearance, Prison Flame was very worried: "Are you okay?"

Shaking his head: "It's sad, it seems that something keeps burrowing into the body." ”

The bell must be tied to the bell, and the answer to this matter is in Nezha's mouth, and he prayed for Yu Wu: "Third prince, for the sake of fateful acquaintance, you let her go." ”

Sighing softly, I don't understand why these two goblins are so stupid, how they have become heinous villains.

He shook the flask vigorously to make sure that all the wine inside was poured out.

After accepting the gourd, he replied: "It's not that I don't let her go, it's that she doesn't let herself go." ”

It's so deep that I don't understand it at all: "What do you mean, can you make it clear?"

sighed deeply: "A goblin is a goblin, even if she draws a human body, she can't learn the life of a person, she has drunk so much wine, even if it is Da Luo Jinxian, she should be drunk, if she doesn't spit it out at this time, it will not only get worse and worse, but also let you carry her back." ”

The truth turned out to be that Yu Wu was drunk herself! It seems that there is still a lot to learn as a human being.

Stunned, he helped her to the toilet: "Hurry up and spit it out!" The guy said that if she spit it out, it would be fine. ”

I vomited all my stomach in the toilet, and then I stepped back to the table with my wandering steps.

Seeing that her appearance was not any better, she asked worriedly: "Is she okay, did your gourd really not hurt her?"