Whether there is literature or art is not to say that you can see it by looking at the appearance, it is the mule that is pulled out by the horse, and you can't veto it for me in one sentence.

I said that I must be very literary, but the literary and artistic ones are not too obvious and unconventional.

Yunuo was also willing to give me a chance to prove it, she said, "Then you can put on a show." ”

"Put on a show, what show, why should I give you a show?"

Yu Nuo was helpless: "Didn't you say that you are literary and artistic, literature and art are a kind of comprehensive temperament, a kind of cultivation from the inside out, I don't require you to reach a certain literary and artistic realm, but you should always have a little bit of talent, right? ”

I amused casually: "Then I understand, it's like attending a wedding, but I don't know what to perform, you guys give me a few shows~"

"I'll give you a follower, be serious!"

I don't want to be ridiculed by her anymore, and I'm trying to figure out what kind of show I can perform.

Like most people who were driven to the shelves of the show, I struggled for a long time, and the first thing I thought of was singing, and I said then I can sing a song?

Yu Nuo agreed: "Of course, singers are first-class professions in Taiwan's audio-visual media industry, and the Academy of Literature and Art also attaches great importance to students with singer potential......"

Without waiting for her to finish speaking, I pulled my throat and said: "Aunt Lu is unfair~"

Short, powerful and abrupt, I stopped singing the lyrics that I forgot the next one.

The voice without a preface or afterword calmed everyone in the audience, and it took a long time for them to mutter: "Eh, it......"

I thought they were amazed at my singing and smugly asked, "How am I singing?"

Dongfang Fuqin clenched his fists: "After listening to your words, I really want to make a move." ”

Others nodded in agreement.

I woke up suddenly, remembered the second sentence, and opened my mouth to sing: "Ah yes, when it's time to shoot, wow~"

"Stop, stop!!" Yu Nuo interrupted me: "What are you singing, what should this be? The tone is not in tone, not in tune, the rhythm is a mess, and the lyrics are not accurate, there must be many people who sing like you, and you are the only one who is embarrassed to open your mouth!"

I also know that I can't sing, in recent years, I have been a mess in the world of Xianxia and the world of online games, and I usually have not sung seriously for many years except for work and material leisure enjoyment.

It seems that the singer has no way to go this way, and can only explore another path.

"Then I... How about a dance for everyone?"

Yu Nuo didn't report much hope: "Then you try, dancers don't have a high status as singers in small Taiwan, but they also belong to the second-rate profession, and if you have a unique style, you may become a first-class artist." ”

When I was the suzerain of Xianxia and the leader of the alliance in the online game, I would celebrate with the deployment of the whole world with my subordinates at every turn, and it was inevitable to sing and dance after drinking, every time I showed my dancing, they would praise me, saying that my dancing was wild and distinctive, and it should be the unique style in Yunuo's mouth.

I moved my hands and feet to get ready, and then pointed at Jinbao: "Music!"

Jinbao is a personal music library, and when I saw that I wanted a soundtrack, I immediately understood, and hummed a song to speed up the DJ version of "Our People in Tun"

Along with the rhythm points, I dance at a speed that exceeds the average person

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When I moved, my limbs, waist and eyes suddenly became a channel of communication between me, the audience in front of me, and the world. Dance has a soul!

I was immersed in this deep exchange, and Yunuo lifted the table underneath.

"Fix that for me!"

I was yelled at by her, and I tripped my left leg and my right leg under nervousness, and the whole person fell flat on the stage.

Dean Yunuo, who was extremely angry, couldn't control his emotions anymore: "What are you doing here? Dancing or drunk? I don't think this dance is hopeless at the Academy of Literature and Art, pour you a bag of cement and you can go fast~"

I lost all my fighting spirit, and I couldn't even get out my angry temper, so I sat down on the ground and sighed: "Hey, a group of people who don't know how to appreciate." ”

"Clams, you still have a face, we don't know how to appreciate it?"

I raised my head and said: "The name of my body when I was young, among which I am also known as singing and dancing~"

"You can hold back singing and dancing, you can't be musical, I think this big fat man is very talented in music, the version of "Our People in Tun" just now is very distinctive, is it adapted by yourself?"

Jinbao nodded triumphantly.

Yu Nuo pointed at him and said to me, "Look, this is called literature and art." ”

I sneered and looked for a scene: "It's all you saying, what you say is literature and art, what is literature and art, I don't understand, I don't understand anything, then please show me your literature and art and let me see it." ”

"Want to see my literature and art?" Yu Nuo smiled: "Is it necessary for me to show you in person? Call a normal person who hasn't had one or two programs that he can handle, and I'll call anyone up to be better than you!"

I kicked my legs and slid backwards from the same place until I reached the edge of the stage and gave way to the middle: "Here, please slap me in the face." ”

Yu Nuo casually pointed to the right: "You go~"

She was referring to the middle-aged soldier king, my eldest apprentice, Dongfang Fuqin.

Everyone has a desire to perform, and Dongfang Fuqin can't care about saving face for me, so he confidently goes on stage: "When I am a soldier, my comrades-in-arms will perform a show every time I am training, this is not difficult for me, I will give you an allegro~"

As he spoke, he slapped his face, shook his head in embarrassment, and performed: "Out of the barracks, take a big stride, I can't hold back my joy, the company has a happy event today, our company commander gets married and marries his daughter-in-law......

I saw goosebumps rising, but the people in the audience looked like they were relishing, what kind of aesthetic is this~

After the performance of Dongfang Fuqin, I was embarrassed to face everyone's applause: "I didn't play well, I didn't play well, if I could wipe my red face, it would be more atmospheric." ”

Everyone in the audience was still applauding, especially Yu Nuo, who worked harder than the other two soldiers.

I was not convinced: "Eh, eh, can you still do it, his stiff expression is embarrassing and his lines are awkward, you still call it out?"

Yunuo said: " Any form of performance has its special historical background, this allegro of the Oriental teacher is a standard military board, which perfectly reproduces the spiritual outlook of the people's soldiers in the late 80s and early 90s, through this program, the audience can intuitively feel the simple and simple atmosphere of military camp life, which is more full and heavy than the red song, and the seemingly embarrassing military-themed sketches of the Spring Festival Gala are also from this artistic point of view, deliberately highlighting a trace of rigidity, otherwise which style do you think should be used to show the military-themed works?

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Yu Nuo was appointed by the old principal Liu Yang, and usually pretended to be close to the Academy of Literature and Art to achieve the purpose of convenient supervision, so Yu Nuo's research on literature and art is very deep, otherwise I can't say a word where the capital comes from.

I also want to find a field: "Of course he is a veteran oilman with some ability, you can find another one and I'll take a look." ”

Yu Nuo didn't even have to turn his head to look, and randomly shouted, "Who is the third seat from the left?"

Sitting there was Wen Erwolf, who was looking down to play with his mobile phone, and the big wolf touched him: "Call you." ”

The second wolf looked up: "Huh, what's the matter?"

Yu Nuo said: "Teacher Wen, you go on stage to put on a show for your principal." ”

Wen Erwolf looked left and right and smiled: "How can I know what kind of show." ”

Yu Nuo knew that he didn't understand what he meant, and explained: "Any form of performance that can communicate with others and make people happy is a show. ”

Wen Erwolf thought for a while: "Oh, when I used to be a pedicure in the bathing center, I always teased the guests with boring children, and there were a few small programs, so I would be ugly." ”

Saying that, Wen Erwolf picked up the tablecloth on the table and walked on the stage, he rolled up the sleeves of his hands, exposed his forearms and palms, showed us, and said in his mouth: "I'll make a magic trick for everyone, see if there is nothing here, there is nothing~"

Then he put the tablecloth on his left hand, and reached into it with his right hand, and at the same time put a lot of effort in his mouth: "Bah!"

We watched as he pulled a handful of hair out from under the tablecloth.

The audience resounded with tsunami cheers and thunderous applause.

I went over and kicked Wen Erwolf, interrupting their applause and cheers: "This is also magic? Didn't you just turn the hand on the cover into a werewolf form, and then take a handful of hairs off?"

Wen Erwolf was a little unhappy: "Please... Please respect the magician profession and don't reveal the secrets. ”

"Do you still need to reveal the secret?"

Wen Erwolf was not convinced: "I have other programs!" said and reached into his arms, and pulled out a handful of hairs with a sigh, a handful of them in his stomach, and a handful of them on his waist, and finally pinched a hair in his nose with both hands, and kept pulling it out, endlessly.

This time it wasn't just me, the audience couldn't stand it, Yu Nuo hurriedly shouted: "Although your show is very novel and has a great visual impact on uninformed people, the form and details of the performance still need to be carved, which is too spicy for the eyes." ”

Anyway, Yu Nuo successfully confirmed to me that it is indeed something that any person can show his hands that ordinary people can't.

Just when I was about to choose to give up, Oiran suddenly remembered: "By the way, Master, I remember that you showed a hand of Tai Chi at the opening ceremony, which is particularly elegant and beautiful, if it is slightly adapted, it may become a new dance style~"

The Tai Chi she said should be a certain type of Huilong sword technique that I performed casually.

This statement reminded me that when I first entered the world of online games, I was invited to perform once at a novice village party, and at that time I was thinking about the joy of spring separating heaven and man, and a set of swordsmanship dances was a god-shaped double wonder. Xianxia's swordsmanship naturally has a fairy spirit, and if a layman watches the excitement, it can also be used as a show.

"Okay, then I'll perform a dance show for everyone, and the name of the show will be called "Sword Man Sichun"!"

Everyone held their foreheads: "Listening to this name is out of tune......"

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