I said...... Daddy, Mommy, ...... You don't really plan to raise me as a girl, do you?" Yang Qi's head was full of sweat droplets, and the corners of her mouth twitched: "I'm still me...... No, put that dress down, it's too cute to look at it -- and the rag doll too! pink curtains or something, a fluffy carpet or something, a human-sized doll or something......"

"Don't say stupid things. Su Muhua came over and grabbed Yang Qi, pulled her to a mirror, and reached out to put a hairpin on her: "Look, beautiful." ”

The little sister of the clerk next to her had a flash in her eyes: "Auntie, uncle, your daughter is so beautiful! And this hair, where is it dyed, this luster is so natural!"

Yang Jin didn't say anything, just curled the corners of his mouth, waved his hand and shook off a shawl, and compared his eyes to Yang Qi's body, as if he was estimating its effect.

Here's the thing. A day ago, in his own home, in front of the two great gods, Yang Qi confessed: "Basically, this is the situation. On the day of the white night, I had a dream that became like this when I woke up. Then I would intermittently switch between the original appearance and this appearance, so sometimes I didn't dare to answer my mother's call. ”

Sitting honestly on the pony, Yang Qi carefully observed the expressions of the two gods opposite, smiled awkwardly, and then swallowed a breath and said nervously: "I...... I don't know why it's like this! I don't think it's a bad thing, but I'm also a victim!"

And Yang Jin and Su Muhua just looked at her deeply, without any movement, but Yang Qi had a feeling that she was being scanned in all directions. It looks like a laser locator with a sniper rifle is aimed at the body. Two red dots of light are wandering around you. Looking for a one-hit kill position. I couldn't help but get goosebumps everywhere I passed.

I said, "Two bosses, when did your eyes become so sharp?" Why do I feel cold and upside down when the bullets and bullets are raining down? Also, the eyes of the two bosses are so deep, are they too angry? No, it's not good, won't it really be destroyed......

Yang Jin suddenly raised his hand, and Yang Qi immediately hugged his head and shrank with a sad "woo". Yang Qi has never been beaten since he was a child. Because he doesn't have any "punching points". If you don't die, you won't die, Yang Qi has never died, so he hasn't suffered the legendary hammer of father's love. But today, the boss is really angry, right?

Although in terms of physical/physical injury, instead of worrying about Yang Qi being beaten, it is better to worry about Yang Jin's hand.

But sure enough, no matter how high the strength is, for children, the hands of parents will always break the defense!

Yang Jin's hand fell, although he didn't open his eyes. But Yang Qi can also clearly perceive the operation of this palm. Hey, the power doesn't seem to be as great as it seems. Is it a cotton palm? a long-lost bone-turning cotton palm?

But Yang Jin's palm was only placed on Yang Qi's head in the end, and he rubbed it gently, like rubbing his little daughter who needed to lead her hand to move forward. "Huh?" Yang Qi opened her eyes and looked up at her father, only to see that his father's expression was very calm. Maybe it's too complicated, so complicated that I don't know what expression to use, and finally it just turned into a smile: "Saying one is also one, saying that one pair is also a pair - this sentence, it turns out that this is what it means......"

The bosses didn't seem to be too angry, Yang Qi immediately struck while the iron was hot: "Ahaha, that, although my body has become like this, basically I am still your son......"

"Nonsense. Su Muhua immediately hugged Yang Qi in his arms: "You are my daughter, I have been pregnant with you for so long, can I still not know?"

Yang Qi froze when he heard this, looked at himself, and then muttered, "I don't know why, I was still slightly happy when I heard the news." This 'Yang Qi' didn't pop out of a corner, or conjured out of thin air, but a child that my mother had seriously conceived, which made me a little happy. But ......"

Yang Qi was entangled, what is he like this? Originally, he thought it was an attached body, an "appendage". But now I suddenly found that "Yang Qi" is the daughter of two great gods, so how can I count myself as a person? two people? A son wearing a daughter's skin, or a girl with a man's heart?

But before Yang Qi could continue to entangle, Yang Jin opened his mouth and asked, "Have you named yourself?" From Yang Qi's words just now, the old man captured this meaning: "What's it called? Is it the same as the original?"

"Oh, the name, it's one. It's a little different, it's this word. Writing down his name on the paper, Yang Qi asked inquiringly, "What's the matter? Is this okay? Why don't you get me a new one?"

"Hahaha!" Yang Jin smiled, looked at the words on the white paper and sighed: "No, this name is very good, just call it this name." Then he stood up and walked out to the balcony with "Providence, providence" in his mouth. Without hiding anything, Yang Jin lit a cigarette, took two puffs, pinched the cigarette butt, turned around and smiled: "Okay, this cigarette - I quit." ”

With this smile, the wanderer of this family officially returned.

The family has an endless amount of things to say. Su Muhua took out the small clothes that he had collected for more than 20 years and said, "These are all prepared for you at the beginning, this one was sewn by your grandmother, this one was bought by your uncle, and this one is ......." And Yang Jin also turned out a few old books, and when he opened them, they were all comic books. Daddy's comic strips are naturally not the same style as Japanese comics at all, and the children in the paintings have a bit of ginseng doll flavor, but the content still makes people can't help but laugh.

found that the two of them seemed to be talking about these nostalgia and chatter, sorting out their feelings and thoughts, so Yang Qi didn't say anything, and happily cooperated together. Spit out once in a while to liven up the atmosphere.

When the two bosses were almost sorted out, Yang Qi talked about his experience. Compared with the old things buried in time, Yang Qi's experience is more amazing. In order to prevent the two bosses from accepting it, Yang Qi specially picked what he could say. Birth and death, black/dao boss, murder hunting, bloody queen and the like are all cut down, and I'm afraid I'm going to have a quick-acting heart-saving pill as soon as I say it.

So Yang Qi only said two things in the end. First, you can travel to other strange worlds. Encountered a lot of "interesting" things. Made a lot of "normal" friends. Second. I learned kung fu myself, and now I am a martial arts master, and I have made a lot of money "somewhat".

Just these two news also made the old couple dumbfounded for a long time, and they were dumbfounded for a long time. Even Yang Qi has coded her experience and edited it into a super harmonious version, as if she had cut "The Grudge" into "Happy Ghost". But through this kind of thing, for both of them. It's still amazing, it's incredible.

In the end, the two gods decided on one thing: not to say anything about death. This matter was stuffed in their stomachs, and they kept the secret until they grew old. But Yang Qi said that sometimes, the so-called secrets are not hidden by themselves if they want to. But no matter what happens, remember one thing: it's not a thing, it's a matter for a while, and it's okay for a while.

Do your best, obey the destiny of heaven, and go with the flow. That's it.

The two felt that Yang Qi was right, and they also put down their minds for the time being. Then began the story of "the people welcome the return of their daughter", and there is the plot at the beginning of this chapter.

"I said, although I have become like this, I am a pure man whose heart is immortal, and the love of true heroes is immortal!" Under Yang Qi's strong advocacy, the family finally left the cute clothing store. Looking back, it seemed that pink hearts were popping out of it, flying in the air like bubbles blown by a child, and I couldn't help but shiver.

Although Yang Qi has not visited women's clothing stores, she is still shy away from this kind of too cute thing. It's like she can take a selfie, but she will never take a selfie with a finger stuck out to her pursed mouth. I want to see the cute photos of Yang Qi's "super big eyes and super pointed chin", or I want to see the temptation of "charming eyes like silk and full of sexiness" - maybe it is possible to let Senior Brother Zhuo Yihang perform hypnosis after she is dizzy......

In short, after Yang Qi's repeated emphasis and a period of adaptation, Yang Jin and Su Muhua seemed to accept something. Treating her with an attitude between a "good daughter" and a "stupid son" made Yang Qi feel a lot more comfortable.

The three of them discussed it and decided to keep Yang Qi's affairs secret from everyone including Waigong's grandmother for the time being. This matter is too shocking, and once it leaks out, it will inevitably be approached by the strange department. Although Yang Qi herself is not afraid of all kinds of mysterious people who check the water meter and deliver couriers, she still doesn't want to bring the ups and downs outside to her home.

So, in the next period of time, Yang Qi honestly took it at home, so that her parents made up for the lack of more than 20 years of family fun. Of course, Yang Qi is not stupid, she made a very important attempt: to teach her parents to learn Dragon Elephant Gong.

She didn't say that this was the Dragon Elephant Gong, but only took out the first layer, saying that it was a kung fu to strengthen the body. At the same time, Jonathan also sent a variety of mysterious meat ingredients. The old couple are both outright ordinary people, so they don't need or use too high-grade flesh and blood essences, ordinary beasts are enough. Every day, Yang Qi would mix these flesh and blood essences into the dishes and secretly give them to eat.

The effect can be said to be very unexpected - because there is basically no effect.

After eating Yang Qi's special meat slices and exercising, the physique of the two gods has indeed improved, but it is only at the level of the curative effect of the lid in the cover. My waist is not sore, my back is not painful, and I have the energy to walk - in addition, I have made up a little too much, and I have gained a little weight. It can be said that the life energy specially extracted by Yang Qi is a treasure that makes people fight for their heads in Steel Testicle City. But in his own home, it did not play any otherworldly effect.

"How could it be?" Yang Qi was puzzled. She took out the first layer of the Dragon Elephant Gong and studied it carefully, including the original version of Tianzhu and the modified version of Middle Earth, and carefully consulted it, for fear that something she had missed was wrong. But after studying for several days, Yang Qi only came to one conclusion: he didn't make any mistakes in practicing at all, and there was nothing missing.

The method of cultivating the Dragon Elephant Gong by oneself is the best method, and it is the most effective and efficient method.

So, why is it that the same method is the same method, assisted by the same flesh and blood essence, but if you can practice it yourself, your parents can't? Moreover, it seems that Jonathan has some effect after eating the special meat slices, but why is it ineffective for his own parents?

Yang Qi fell into deep doubt.

Before Yang Qi came up with a solution, Su Muhua suddenly assigned Yang Qi a task. Seeing this task, Yang Qi was shocked and refused to obey. "Don't go, don't go, never go!" Yang Qi's head shook like a rattle: "What can I do now?

"This matter, you have to go, you have to go, you have to go if you don't go!" Su Muhua slapped a poster on the table, and said strongly without any room for negotiation: "In short, I have already signed up for you, you must participate!" After patting the table, Su Muhua turned and persuaded softly: "It is said that the specifications of this event are very high, even if you don't surrender to the enemy, you can also find out the enemy's situation, right? Go and go, go and see what kind of standards the so-called 'high quality' are, and when we come back, we can refer to it and make corresponding strategic adjustments." ”

"This ......" Yang Qi looked at the poster on the desktop in a tangled manner, her expression was complicated. I saw the following words written on the beautifully printed poster:

On July 17, join hands with Quancheng and your other half to meet for a summer - a high-quality blind date for male gods and goddesses, and the registration is hot...... (To be continued......)

PS: Ahhhhhh I didn't even eat and lay in bed, planning to just take a small rest. Who knows...... As soon as you close your eyes and open them, you ...... In the wee hours of the morning, I sat up in shock from the dying illness, and suddenly realized that I had not renewed - my full attendance!!