The two things just now have already upgraded Lin Ze from a lewd person to a flower picking god, and it is unlikely that a very perverted event will raise his level.

, humanity, abuse, yin and yang are all together, logically speaking, it is indeed perverted, this wave is really more wronged than Dou E, what can be compared with the above items in the future?

Even if there is, it can still be smashed on Lao Tzu's head, I don't believe it.

In fact, fate is a very strange thing, he wants to find Tianjizi to study the way of destiny and see what God wants to play, but that's a later story, and he doesn't want to live today.

Finally returned to his house, it was already a day late, he should have been on the fight yesterday, but he was dragged to today, he didn't bother to care, it was already night, let's get a good night's sleep first.

Pushing open the room, the aroma of food came through.

Lin Ze felt strange in his heart, thinking that he had gone to the wrong room, but there was only him in this room within a radius of half a mile, after all, he was the chief senior brother, and it was impossible for him to live with other disciples.

"That's right!"

Pushing it in, a woman-like voice came, why do you say a woman-like voice, because this is clearly made by a man, but it has a woman's feeling.

"You're back, come and try my handiwork!"

The table was full of food, full of aroma, and a man walked out slowly with a plate in one hand, and smiled at Lin Ze, Lin Ze gasped, isn't this the sissy Yun Jiayin?

Oh my God, this sissy is like a little daughter-in-law, what do you want to do?

That mother, I don't want to...

On a moonlit night, in a room where no one could be seen for a mile and a half, bursts of exhalation came, one panting was a man, and the other was also a man, attacking and receiving...

Damn, I can't accept it!

Lin Ze is no longer a problem of chrysanthemums, the most terrifying thing is that the real slut's pen began to move again, and he showed a weird smile.

"Hey, what do you mean by this smile, I have nothing to do with him, don't scribble!"

"Rest assured, we're talking about evidence. Zeng Jianren showed an expression that I understood.

He was about to go crazy, he didn't feel anything when he saw Dou E's injustice before, but now he can deeply experience her feelings, and if it goes on like this, June Feishuang will not be able to express his injustice.

"Why are you at my house?" Lin Ze stared at this sissy and gritted his teeth fiercely.

"Hehe, don't be so fierce, eat first. ”

"You sissy can't listen to people, I ask you why you're at my house!"

"Who said that this is your house, but the sect lent you to live, and you didn't buy it. Yun Jiayin pouted and sold cute.

This is obviously a very disgusting action, and any man who does it Lin Ze will vomit, at this time, not only does he not want to vomit, but he also has a trace of heartbeat, so frightened that he hurriedly gave himself a slap, and then calmed down.

Nima, an old woman who has just left one hundred and fifty years old, has another dead shemale who is neither male nor female.

God, you're enough!

"Even if it was lent to me by the sect, that is, my house, I ask you why you are in my house!" Lin Ze was about to go crazy.

"Hehe, that was before. ”

"What do you mean?" he felt ominous again.

"I just entered the sect, and I also worship under the banner of the Great Elder, and now we are senior brothers, and because you are too good, Master Daoping thinks that he can't teach you, so he retired you, so you can't live in the house of Pingxian Peak, and today is only temporary. ”

"......" Lin Ze.

"So, you should understand, both of us don't have our own residence for the time being, and we have to wait for tomorrow's allocation, so we arranged to live together tonight, do you still have any opinions?"

"Of course there is an opinion, I only have one bed here, how can I sleep two people?"

"Hehe, that's just going to give you a little advantage. Yun Jiayin smiled slyly.

There is too much information that can be interpreted with this smile, Lin Zepi felt numb for a while, and at this time, he couldn't take care of Zeng Jianren who was flying with a pen next to him.

"No, I'm straight, don't try to bend me, you sleep on the ground tonight!"

"Lin Ze, you're too much, no one has ever dared to let me sleep on the ground, do you want to die!"

"Okay, if you don't sleep on the ground, you will sleep on the tree!" Lin Ze glanced at the big tree outside and smiled.

"Don't, the tree is where I sleep, you can't rob it!" Zeng Jianren, who never interjected, spoke at this time.

"I sleep in the bed, you sleep on the ground, and he sleeps on the tree!"

"This bed is mine, you all go sleep in the tree!"

"No, the tree is mine, and not interfering with customers is our aim. ”

......

After arguing for a long time, they finally barely reached a consensus, except for Zeng Jianren sleeping on the tree, the two of them still slept in their own rooms, but Lin Ze slept on the ground and Yun Jiayin slept on the bed.

Still, the night was eventful.

On a dark and windy night this month, a young couple came out for a tryst, and accidentally touched the side of Lin Ze's house, and was about to take off his pants, when he looked up, his pupils suddenly dilated, and he couldn't even make a sound, and his eyes rolled and he fainted in fright.

The woman was a little bolder, screamed, and fled back with a crawl.

Alas!

There was a sigh from the tree.

"It seems that Ben Shuai is going to change his sleeping position, these mortals are too timid. ”

"It's you who are too perverted, who sleeps by hanging themselves up!!"

Looking at Zeng Jianren, who was sleeping with a rope tied around his neck and hanging, Lin Ze rubbed his head, all the perverts he had seen in his two lives were concentrated in this room (in fact, he himself was).

.....

Chew Chew Chew!

Lin Ze quickly swept the food on the table, I have to say, it's a pity that this sissy doesn't be a woman, she cooks a good meal, and she looks like a peugeot, if she is a woman, I'm afraid she won't be able to control it tonight, and she will cook raw rice and mature rice.

It's a pity that he's just a dead sissy...

"Why do you keep staring at me?"

Looking at Yun Jiayin, who was staring at him giggling with his cheeks crossed, Lin Ze felt a chill, this kind of look can only be described in one word, it is called affectionate vein.

"You're handsome!" Yun Jiayin didn't seem to hide his attribute at all: "Finished eating?"

"The meat is delicious, but don't try to bend me with this trick, I can't like men!"

Giggles!

After Lin Ze finished speaking, Qu Jiayin giggled again, this sweet appearance made Lin Ze's tiger body tremble, and he actually blushed a little, feeling that he seemed to be going farther and farther on the crooked road.

This is clearly the fairy version of Aragaki Yui, how can it be a man?

God is not blind!

really responded to that sentence, he looks so cute, he must be a boy.

"What, are you fascinated by me?" Yun Jiayin blinked mischievously, these electric eyes can definitely bend ninety percent of men.

"Hu... Nonsense, I'm a normal man!"

was so embarrassed that he wanted to drill the floor, he could only desperately pick up rice, otherwise he didn't know how to face this dead.

"Slow down, you can't take too much of the drug. ”

"Drugged?"

Lin Ze went from the bottom of his legs to the top of his head, and suddenly he was dizzy, and he just lay down.

One last glance was her sly smile.