Chapter 8 Celebrities of all ages gather in the clouds and the fairy palace
Diao Chan recounted her life experience, and Baili Hanyuan finally understood that art creates a character, as long as it conforms to the public's aesthetic concept, it has its existence value. At this moment, Wang Zhaojun proposed to let the sisters get together, I don't know what other historical beauties are here, Baili Hanyuan is very curious.
"I'm thinking about getting my sisters together. Liu Xiangu readily agreed, she took Baili Hanyuan's hand and said: "Baili girl has not stopped since she came, you go and settle down first to rest for a while, and then you will have fun." ”
Baili Hanyuan, under the guidance of the maid, came to a chic small courtyard. The courtyard is surrounded by ancient trees, and the small lawn in front of the gate leads directly to the courtyard gate. Inside the door is a small living room furnished with antique mahogany furniture, the right-hand door of the living room is the study, and the left-hand door is the bedroom.
"The girl will rest first, and someone will come to pass her along. The maid led Baili Hanyuan into the bedroom and then retreated.
Baili Hanyuan wondered, except for the different scenery outside the courtyard, all the furnishings in the courtyard were the same as her family's villa on Chongming Island. Even the pillow and duvet cover on this bed is the blue and white porcelain pattern she likes. She immediately felt at home, and wanted to lie down and get some sleep, she hadn't had a good rest since she got on the plane in Los Angeles, and alas, her upper and lower eyelids fought.
"What's your name? ”
"Are you asking me?" Baili Hanyuan was so strange, there was no one around, but she heard the sweet little boy talking.
"You still can't find me?"
"yes, why can't I see you. ”
"I'm standing on the windowsill in front of you. ”
Baili Hanyuan saw that there was no child on the windowsill, it was a little squirrel standing there, with a big fluffy tail.
"You're talking to me?"
"yes, do you like me?"
"I love it. Baili Hanyuan didn't expect the little squirrel to be able to speak, she had never seen a real little squirrel when she was so big, she had only seen it in the TV animal world program, she thought about how good it would be if she could raise a little squirrel as a pet, it looked beautiful and cute, needless to say, it was not good to be likable with that agility.
Hearing Baili Hanyuan say that she liked it, the little squirrel flew to the dresser.
"Can I make friends with you?"
"Absolutely. Baili Hanyuan agreed without even thinking about it.
"You have to introduce yourself to each other as friends, right?" The little squirrel pulled down the little spotted face with his little paws, and then tilted his head mischievously and glanced at Baili Hanyuan and said.
"Yes, yes, yes, it should be. Baili Hanyuan wanted to take the little squirrel into her arms, but she was afraid of scaring it away, so the little squirrel relied on its cleverness to haunt the woods and avoid its natural enemies.
"Who's going to introduce you first?"
"Let's talk about it first. ”
"Yes, you're a guest, I'll have to say it first. ”
"How am I a guest?"
"Didn't you just move in? I'm an old resident of this house. ”
"You've been living here?"
"I lived there before you came. Wow, I just like to hop around here. ”
The little squirrel stroked its face with its paws, and this action seemed to be habitual.
The little squirrel said that it didn't know how it was here, and it couldn't remember when it came here, anyway, there was no need to worry about the food here, the air was good, and it was peaceful and quiet everywhere, so it was alive like this.
It's just a little lonely.
Suddenly, one day, someone sent a message to me and said: Your friend is coming soon, and you will no longer be lonely when the time comes.
I'm waiting left and right is no one appearing, friends are a kind of fate, what we pay attention to is the edge of the eyes, and the smell, not how to say it, yes, the smell is like, I pay the most attention to this. Today, as soon as you enter the door, my eyes light up, this is the edge of my eyes, so many beautiful women are dangling here, no one has ever shined in front of my eyes. And your scent, I knew you were here from afar.
"You're saying I'm your friend to wait for?"
"It should be. You don't want to do it again?"
"Of course I'd like to be friends with you. Baili Hanyuan suddenly remembered a question: "Then you have been here for a long time, do you know how many queens and queen mothers have gathered here in Yunhe Immortal Palace?"
"Many, many, many. ”
"How much, how much?"
"I don't know how to count, but I know that there are so many beautiful women here, and so many and so many, and so many and so many. ”
"Why don't you count?"
"Get used to it, we're all doing a lot of individual activities, have you ever seen us in groups?"
"So, how many are you and I combined?"
"You're so stupid to me? You add me to equal you and me. ”
"How many are these?" asked Baili Hanyuan with five fingers.
"Your claws. ”
"How many forks does this claw have?"
"Isn't it just five, I'm one less than you. That's counting?"
"That's right. ”
"It's so annoying, not used to it. As he spoke, the little squirrel flew into Baili Hanyuan's arms, and sniffed it with his mouth: "You are so fragrant, it smells good, it is more fragrant than pine nuts." ”
"You haven't smelled anyone else's scent?"
"There are smells and smells. The little squirrel didn't stop bouncing on Baili Hanyuan's body: "Oh, don't say it, some of them smell worse than the smelly ones, such as the fat girl, a sour smell." ”
"Do you mean Yang Yuhuan?"
"Someone called her that. ”
Baili Hanyuan has seen information that suspects that Yang Yuhuan has a fox odor, and the little squirrel is true of this.
"These queens and queens gather together to have a good time, right?"
"It's much quieter now, and when I first came, I cried and laughed, and some scolded and shouted at the sky, which was lively in those years. The person who loves to cry the most is the one who says that people are silver, and the crying is endless. ”
"You mean Shih Tzu?"
"That's it. The little squirrel said and jumped back to the dresser, looked at the bronze mirror, and scratched the little spotted face with his paws: "It's okay." I don't know if it's Xi Shi or itself, it should be okay to look in the mirror, and it's a narcissist, after looking at the mirror, he jumped to the roof beam and crawled around, the little squirrel's clever and active characteristics were revealed, and he jumped back to Baili Hanyuan's arm and then said: "Xi Shi Na cried like this, babbling! babbling! Uh! babbling! babbling! endlessly, I fell asleep when I was tired of crying, and I cried again when I woke up, and I cried for three years." ”
"It's not that exaggerated, is it?"
"Really, I remember that very well. ”
"Why is she crying so sad, do you know?" Baili Hanyuan heard Liu Xiangu say that Gou Jian Jiang Shen Xi Shi, is it Liu Xiangu who said "Do not do to others what you want", only Xi Shi himself is the most clear.
"I don't know. The little squirrel slipped into Baili Hanyuan's sleeve: "In the future, I will sleep here comfortably, and sleep well smelling your fragrance." He stuck out his head from his sleeve and said: "I heard her say to herself: The dog thief who died without conscience, the country that helped Nong forget the old feelings, and the bamboo shoots did bad things!"
"You mean Gou Jian, right?"
"It seems that she doesn't understand what she is saying. ”
Baili Hanyuan is sure that his conjecture is right, there is a story between Gou Jian and Xi Shi, but what is the point of pursuing this, I am not a historian.
"How did they get quiet?"
"Whew! It's not that Miss Liu Xian persuaded this and that, and then she quieted down. After the little squirrel came out of the sleeve cage and jumped onto the bed pole and climbed around, Xiao Ban said to Baili Hanyuan: "People don't cry or make trouble, but things have gotten worse." After speaking, Porphy fell down and fell into Baili Hanyuan's arms.
"Ouch, don't fall and get hurt. Baili Hanyuan was finally able to touch the little squirrel: "How could things be worse?"
"It's not that the people of the Demon Realm and the Underworld don't stop, they always come here to rob people. The little squirrel quieted down at this time, raised his head in Baili Hanyuan's arms, looked at Baili Hanyuan and said, "I won't tell you so much, you haven't told me what your name is, and you said that you would introduce each other." ”
"Oh, my name is Baili Hanyuan, what about you?" When I got to the front, I felt that the little squirrel was very cute, and Baili Hanyuan stroked its hair, and it felt soft and soft.
"I'm the only one here, you can call it whatever you like. ”
"I'll give you a name, Banana. "Baili Hanyuan used to have a teddy dog, and when she was playing on the road, she took it away at meal time, and she always blamed herself for not taking good care of it.
"Bananas are nice to listen to and delicious, what should I do if someone wants to eat them?"
"Velvet?"
"I'm a boy. Tiger point. ”
Baili Hanyuan thought, the pet of the "lord" is called Lingbao, what should my pet be called. As for the cultural people, they can't even think of a nice and loud pet name.
Baili Hanyuan pondered while searching her intestines, and her hand inadvertently touched the button of her clothes.
"Buttons!"
"What do you mean?"
"You can tie your clothes and you can untie them. ”
"I don't understand. ”
If you really want to explain it to the little squirrel, it will take a lot of words, Baili Hanyuan has precipitated too many things now, why did the demon world and the underworld come here to rob people, how did the environment that seems very peaceful and comfortable now be done, and what are so many beauties from all dynasties gathered together for, the answers to these many questions are like confusion to her.
"Baili girl, Liu Xiangu summoned you over!"
The maid called in the courtyard, and Baili Hanyuan was agitated and woke up, as if in a dream.
Baili Hanyuan got up from the bed silently chanting the "button", walked to the dresser and wanted to dress herself, but when she looked at the mirror, her nose and eyebrows were blurry, and she couldn't see clearly, how to make up, wiped it with her hand, and it was still the same, so she remembered where she was, needless to say that this is a bronze mirror. Women who can dress up with copper mirrors are considered very lucky, women before the Qin Dynasty were half of their faces with tiles, and glass mirrors did not appear until the end of the Ming Dynasty. Baili Hanyuan smiled bitterly, this heavenly court may be too far away, and it is still impossible to directly take contemporary civilization for his own use, but it is a pity.
In desperation, Baili Hanyuan had to arrange her hair in front of the bronze mirror and wipe the corners of her eyes. Looking at her clothes again, she realized that she had already been dressed in ancient costumes, and it seemed that she had already dissolved into this unknown world from the image.
Just as she was about to leave, a skull ring suddenly appeared on her finger, and a skull appeared in the bronze mirror, which frightened her a lot, and she fell on the edge of the bed in a daze.
"Baili girl, Miss Liu Xian will let you go over quickly!"
"Okay, tell my mother I'll be there soon. Baili Hanyuan had to support her tired body, and made a pull-up movement to the back garden of the "Dragon Mother Palace", where Liu Xiangu lived.
What a big scene, here you can see the panorama of clouds and fairy palace, this mountain, this water, this peak, this tree, this grass, this flower, this pavilion, this building, etc., all reveal the spirit of the fairy.
The place where the celebrities of the past dynasties gathered, it is even more picturesque, the blue sky is the curtain, the stars are the lights, the huge moon is the background, the ancient trees are towering, the green lawn, the ninety-nine-eighty-one table, the table is rare and exotic, the table and table beauties sit around, the costumes of different dynasties compete for beauty, different laughs and jokes rise and fall, dreamy scenes, fantastic beauties, and out-and-out beauty countries.
Under the guidance of the maid, Baili Hanyuan came to Liu Xiangu and them.
"Sisters, this is Baili girl, she has just arrived, and she has brought a lot of new things that have never been heard of, let her tell everyone about it, let you open your eyes, what?" Liu Xiangu whispered to Baili Hanyuan for a while, then turned to Zhongmei and said this.
"It's... Baili Hanyuan faced this bright face, with a pair of eyes full of expectation, a little at a loss, where to start. These women, who lived in the era of cold weapons, naturally unheard of when they told them about airplanes and cannons, but they couldn't explain it clearly, and it was naturally an incredible novelty to tell them about spacecraft and lunar exploration, but could I explain it to them properly? No. Baili Hanyuan suddenly remembered that there was something that could be talked about, so that they could know how far human civilization had developed.
"A lot of things have changed dramatically, I'll talk about something related to our women, now you don't have to go through women to have children!"
This is undoubtedly a big event that shocked all the women present more than the sky falling, and the ancient anecdotes are completely beyond their imagination.
"Men will have children themselves?!"
"It's not that men give birth on their own, and it doesn't have men who give birth to children. ”
"Women have sex with women?!"
"No, I'm simply saying that I just cut some flesh from me and put it in a machine for a period of time, and a person like me will be born. This is called cloning. ”
"Wow!"
Countless mouths can't be closed, and countless eyes are round.
"This law has existed since ancient times, and there is no wonder. This is the art of doppelganger. Someone in the beauty pile said disapprerovingly.
"Sister Wen Zhuo is saying that this is the doppelganger technique in the martial arts?" asked Liu Xiangu.
"Are you Zhuo Wenjun who is like Sima Xiangru and sells wine?" Baili Hanyuan was very surprised that the naturally beautiful and good-looking person in front of her was Zhuo Wenjun, and thought to herself, only in this way could a woman who was not trapped by the world dare to question the unheard of cloning technology. "The doppelganger technique you are talking about is a kind of martial arts legend, or a kind of science fantasy. For example, Sun Wukong plucked his hair into countless Sun Wukong, but this kind of spell is both a change and a momentary change. And the clones I'm talking about are lifeforms that don't disappear after they are generated. ”
Baili Hanyuan's explanation is not yet known whether it convinces the ancient beauties present, but the scene was silent for a while.
"Baili girl, then I can generate countless mes, is that right?"
"Theoretically, it can. ”
"I said Zhao Feiyan, it's not enough for you to bring your sister to serve Emperor Han Cheng together, and you still want to give birth to more Zhao Xiaoyan to serve Emperor Han Cheng?"
"Yes, she has been holding an old bitter gourd and gnawing it for more than ten years without chewing the taste, and she still wants to change a few more Zhao Feiyan to gnaw it together, hehe. ”
"Okay, dead green beads, plague and praise, you dare to ridicule me, see that I don't strip off your clothes!"
Zhao Feiyan, who was ridiculed, chased the green beads and played with Zhao Feiyan, and after a while, a group of beauties were formed, giggling and laughing, and it was very lively. Liu Xiangu smiled and pointed out to Baili Hanyuan, which one is Meixi, which one is Su Daji, and which one is Feng Xiaolian. Baili Hanyuan watched the beauties of many different dynasties get together and live carefree, thinking to herself, this is an unimaginably beautiful landscape, but each of them is carrying a large stack of bamboo slip scrolls, and each of them is a storybook that can not be finished with sweets and sorrows.
"I'm happy! Even if it's just like the cloning technique that the girl said, you and I have corpses for thousands of years, how can we clone them?" At this time, someone in the beauty pile came out with such a lukewarm sentence. Looking for prestige, she is a beautiful woman with clear eyebrows and a fair face. Liu Xiangu told Baili Hanyuan that this woman was Shangguan Wan'er, and the person in the yellow robe sitting next to her was Wu Cao. It seems that all the beauties in history have gathered here.
Shangguan Wan'er's words, like a slap in the face, made the beauties who were happily discussing what a clone was, and the excitement fell to the bottom all of a sudden, and the scene was embarrassed. At this time, it was a proposal from the ancestor that mobilized the enthusiasm of the beauties again.
"I said sisters, it's rare to get together today, why don't you play music and dance?"
The voice of the ancestor fell, and the scene was changed, and the melodious melody of ancient instruments such as Xi Shi's guzheng, Wang Zhaojun's pipa, Diao Chan's dong flute and others sounded. Yang Yuhuan, Zhao Feiyan, and Luzhu The dance posture of the three ancient dance queens debuted, and the accompanying dancers of Meixi, Su Daji, Bao Xi, Feng Xiaolian and others were graceful, and many beauties on the scene danced with the song "Ni Dress Feather Clothes", no wonder the ancients had poems to praise: The sky is deep and the night is not young, and the blue cloud fairy song dances neon clothes. A jade flute is exhausted, the moon is full and the Lishan Palace is leaking long, thousands of songs and dances are innumerable, and I love the neon dress dance the most. The dancer in front of the case, Yan Ruyu, does not wear other people's vulgar clothes.
It is the song of Xianle that laughs in the east wind, and the beauties dance enchantingly.
The nine palaces are rippling,
Colorful auspicious clouds,
The beautiful fairy sound surrounds the beam,
Dancing and dancing beautiful girls.
How difficult it is to hate the family and the country,
Love and hatred are heartfelt.
Don't say that the geese sink the fish,
Don't say that the moon is closed,
inadvertently pointing out the country,
also used to be chivalrous.
Who is in charge of the city and the country,
Wind and rain are full of flowers.
Liu Xiangu and Baili Hanyuan did not join the carnival of the fairies, they are two female Bodhisattvas from ancient times, looking at a group of beautiful girls from all dynasties and dynasties that they have recruited and gathered, she is familiar with every beautiful face, she is familiar with the stories of joys and sorrows and joys and sorrows hidden under each beautiful face, seeing them crying and crying, happy and gathering, covering the sweets and sorrows of the past with today's joy, she is satisfied and happy from the bottom of her heart. The other is a little girl from the present day, she is curious about these beauties from ancient Baisheng who are full of reverie, those incomparably beautiful faces, how much shines the glory of the history in which she lives, and there are also many real and wonderful stories that they wrote with laughter and tears that are known to the world or never imagined.
Just as Baili Hanyuan was intoxicated with her infinite reverie, why did so many beauties from all dynasties gather here, she felt that someone patted her right wrist, and she felt that the stone bead bracelet that should not have appeared did not appear, but she found a pair of jade hands there.
"You...," Baili Hanyuan found that it was Shangguan Wan'er behind her.
Shangguan Wan'er motioned for her to take a step to speak, and Baili Hanyuan had no choice but to put down the hand holding Liu Xiangu and follow her to a hexagonal pavilion. Shangguan Wan'er saw that there was no one around, so she spoke into Baili Hanyuan's ear.
"Your master asked me to greet you, so that you don't forget to practice more palm power!" Although the voice was extremely low, it shocked Baili Hanyuan's five intestines. After Shangguan Wan'er finished speaking, she smiled mysteriously at Baili Hanyuan, and Gu Zi left. At this moment, a voice that shocked Baili Hanyuan was also heard.
"The Emperor of Heaven is coming, and the idle people are waiting to leave quickly!"