I often hear people joking and say, ah, I'm a person with an identity, and then the tone changes, I'm a person with an ID card.

I used to think this was a more down-to-earth stalk, but I didn't find out until today that having an ID card is a real cow beep, and not having an ID card is really hard.

Without an ID card, I couldn't do business in the bank, and in order to protect my poor assets, I had to take out one-fifth of my property and buy a safe very pompously and very inflated.

It's not that I'm too cautious, if I want to complete the task of saving the world, I have to accumulate resources from now on, and money is very important. This money in my hand is my first pot of gold, if I am not careful in the environment of Beitai, it will not take two days to get the gold, maybe there will be no barrel left.

Never forget that this is Beitai, remember that in the early years, there was an institution specializing in infertility treatment to come to Beitai to engage in paid sperm donation activities, how many people walked at night and were inexplicably dragged into the small alley, and then were taken away by a pair of rough hands worth 88 yuan of life essence.

It's not safe to hide what is in my stomach, how dare I put my money in the open.

The vote for stealing the stele was done cleanly, I chose to retreat bravely, and I must learn this point, and the curse of the last vote has killed many villains, we have to learn a lesson.

The most important thing for the poor is not to make money, but to learn how to manage money. In the past, I was so rich that I didn't care about financial management, but this trip is a little different, and I have to be careful.

I sold a total of 51 steles, plus the pit requisition fee, a total income of about 100,000 yuan, excluding the expenses of the last few days and the big head of the safe, there are still more than 70,000 yuan left in my hand.

Taking advantage of Xiao Ou taking Jinbao out to buy vegetables, I wrote down the account in detail, and then put 50,000 whole bills into the safe, leaving more than 20,000 yuan on my body.

There is also a key point that needs special attention, that is, the distribution of spoils must be even, and there must be no lack of greed or unfairness, which is tantamount to digging one's own grave.

After a while, Xiao Ou Jinbao came back with a big bag and a small bag, and I gave them a thousand yuan before I went out, which seemed to be a good consumption.

As soon as Xiao Ou entered the house, he was so excited that he shouted: "Brother Naochun, eat hot pot tonight, I bought 10 catties of meat, this time you don't have to practice martial arts to block the two of us, it must be enough to eat, and I also bought two bottles of wine, the four of us have two glasses of drink, I have been blind for several days, and I still can't drink." ”

Don't look at the two people's hands are full of steaming, Xiao Ou's hands are all light and space-consuming vegetables such as paper towels, and a little weight is all in Jinbao's hands. I shook my head, distressed that Jinbao had made a friend.

When they had put their things down, I called them to me, and took out two thick envelopes and weighed them in my hands, causing their eyes to jump up and down like marbles.

"This vote is going well, and the brothers are all working hard, and the big brother can't treat you badly, so let's settle the account. ”

Jinbao's mind was not on my side at all, and he looked at the kitchen with all his might. Xiao Ou rubbed his hands excitedly, his face was hideous, but his mouth was playful: "Big brother, you are too foreign, what money is not rich, we will eat with you, if you are rich, I am rich, don't be so detailed." ”

I said solemnly: "I am the eldest brother and the mastermind, if something happens one day, I can't let the brothers be affected, I have to leave the way back for you." ”

Xiao Ou was stunned for a long time before he worshipped: "It is worthy of being an old family in Beitai, this is the legendary righteousness." ”

I'm reminding him that we're complicit, and that no one can run away after we're dirty, so he really didn't hear it or is he pretending to be with me?

I divided the envelope to the two of them: "Everyone eats in a pot, so you don't have to share how much effort you have, you two have 10,000 yuan each, and the eldest brother has left a little more, not to hide his secrets, that is the capital to take you to do big things in the future, don't worry about me." ”

The two took the envelope excitedly, Jinbao opened it and looked at it, Xiao Ou didn't look at his money, but asked Jinbao first: "You are careless, I will keep the money for you?" ”

Jinbao glanced at him and took the envelope directly into his arms.

Xiao Ou rolled his eyes, and then began to count his money, counting it back as he glanced at the ledger.

Looking at his cautious and unfamiliar appearance, I can't bear to trick him, but I have no choice but to cheat them for the sake of my career. said that it was a pit, but the two of them still earned 10,000 yuan in real money, with their own skills, they were tired and stolen iron, how could they make so much money so easily.

After counting the money, Xiao Ou happily ate Zhang Luo.

"Don't worry. I stopped him and said with a cold face: "When you come out to play, you have to obey the rules, as a big brother, I will take you rich and noble, what about you who are brothers, you don't have to pay protection fees?!"

The two of them scratched their heads and were puzzled, and I stretched out my hand: "One person pays 3000, and it will be the same rule in the future, no matter what income you have, you must hand over 30%, and the eldest brother is not called in vain!"

There is ruthlessness in righteousness, and there are rules in fairness, as a black second generation, I know too well how to manage my little brother.

The two obediently paid the protection fee, and while the pain was painful, they respected and trusted me more and more.

I had to give a band-aid immediately after a cut, I put away the money and joked to Jinbao: "Don't feel like you're losing, you're an extra food expense, and you still owe me money if you count the money for the renovation of leather clothes, I don't like to count these with you, go, eat~"

Everything is fine, I have bought people's hearts and hacked most of the stolen money, and I have done everything that my eldest brother should do.

Xiao Ou jumped up and cheered: "Eat and eat, don't get drunk or sleep~~~"

Smack~

Xiao Ou jumped, and an ancient monster piece fell out of his arms, and when I looked at it, the atmosphere instantly became solemn.

Because that's a stethoscope.

Me: "......"

Xiao Ou: "......"

I looked back at the safe under the bed, and then at Xiao Ou: "What do you mean?"

Xiao Ou swallowed for a long time before swallowing a mouthful of saliva: "I... My dream is to become a doctor, but I am planning to start teaching myself. ”

I sneered, "Do you want to study medicine? Isn't your dream to be a hooligan?"

"It is said on the Internet that doctors are hooligans, haven't you heard of it, big brother?"

Such a stiff reason can be spoken, and he dares to quibble with me, this kid clearly wants to hit my safe, and he doesn't have much appetite but is not small.

I was about to ask the truth about the implementation of the family law, Xiao Ou hurriedly explained: "Big brother, I mean it, I'm afraid that you will laugh so I didn't tell you, I don't believe you, I even bought the textbook back." ”

As he spoke, he took out a family doctor primer from his bosom.

Besides, you don't have to go out of your way to learn according to your conditions, they all say that you become a good doctor after a long illness, and according to this statement, you can become an expert sooner or later!