《Results》

An Guo is a sophomore in high school, with average grades and is very playful. I always love to play with a group of fox friends and dog friends.

In the language test, An Guo was still the same, with one hand supporting his face and the other hand scribbling on the test paper. When I see a person walking by the window, I have to turn my face to look at it, and from time to time I put the pen on my lips and pout, arching the pen back and forth.

"Anguo is learning pig arch cabbage again. The boys in the back row, who didn't read much, smashed their elbows at the table, and then the two of them covered their mouths and laughed.

The long exam is over, and the sick An Guo has become energetic again, and he has a fight with the first few boys.

"This time, the exam will be changed after the exam, and the scores will come out soon, and we will look at the scores together. One of the partners said, seeing that An Guo did not move, he beckoned another person to go with him.

An Guo saw that there was no one left and right in front of him, and he was very lonely, so he still got up and ran to see the results.

Before he walked into the teacher's office, An Guo saw his score from a distance through the window, and the footsteps he had just raised retracted. Turned around and went back to the classroom.

The boy in the back row who ran to check the score came back, and he asked An Guo excitedly: "Do you know how much you scored in the Chinese test?"

An Guo looked impatient: "I know, fifty points." ”

The boy in the back row looked serious: "Nonsense!" was silent for a while before adding: "It's obviously forty-seven points!"

"Cut by a Woman"

Zhang Bao is an unemployed vagrant, idle all day long, dreaming of getting rich overnight. The people around him said that he was not, and joked that he was lazy, but a fortune teller was polite to him, and kept praising him for being a talent in the future.

Zhang Bao was naturally overjoyed when he heard the fortune teller praise him so much, and every day he took the money left by his father and mother to invite the fortune teller to drink.

Day after day, the family left by Zhang Bao's parents was quickly eaten up, but Zhang Bao still didn't get rich. Zhang Bao impatiently asked the fortune teller when he would get rich and asked him to give accurate information.

The fortune teller said that he had to be cut by a woman first, and that he could only get rich after the disaster of blood.

Early the next morning, Zhang Bao stopped a woman with a bright big knife, and the woman screamed in fright, but Zhang Bao forced the woman to cut him with a knife. The woman was in a hurry, so she slashed him.

Zhang Bao couldn't stop bleeding, and ran to ask the fortune teller: "I have been cut down, can I get rich now?" The fortune teller twisted his beard and groaned: "You are destined to be cut by a woman in the first half of your life." ”

Zhang Bao only felt a chill down his spine when he heard this, and hurriedly asked: "Then master, what about the rest of my life?" After hearing this, the master smiled slowly: "You will not be cut by a woman again in the second half of your life." ”

"Oh, it's time to get rich. Zhang Baozhi breathed a sigh of relief. At this time, the master said slowly: "You will not be cut by a woman in the second half of your life, you will be cut by a man!"

Zhang Bao: "......"

Artificial Intelligence

I don't know if I'm a human or a robot.

There is only one thing to understand, and that is not to get out of the eggshell, it is dangerous outside. Ever since I was born, I've been in an eggshell-shaped machine.

The eggshell-shaped machine has a window that I open every day to see the scenery outside. Outside, the grass is green and the trees are overgrown, and it looks good. But I couldn't go out because the eggshells were hundreds of meters above the ground.

There are many more of these eggshells, each built on a high pillar, the one closest to me is about 100 meters away, and every day, I shout loudly with him and communicate with each other.

He said that he was the same, and that from birth there was a voice in his head telling him that it was dangerous outside and that he should not leave the eggshell.

I asked him if he had a small hot air balloon in his eggshell.

He said yes.

He asked me if I had a pipe in my shell.

I said yes.

I feel like he's just like me.

He felt like I was like him.

Finally, one day, he and I both wanted to get out of the eggshell. But if the two of them are together, they will fail, and they will both die.

So, we decided that one of us would jump through the window first, and if it was okay, that person would float up with a hot air balloon and notify the other person.

I had a punch with him, and he lost, and then he pulled out the pipe, took the hot air balloon, and jumped off.

I waited for a long, long time, but I still didn't see the hot air balloon. I guess he's dead.

Later, I couldn't bear it anymore and jumped in.

I flew down, and finally slammed into the ground.

Before I died, I saw many, many people.

They came around, looked at me, and pointed.

"Another bug has been fixed, and our balloon system is still working!" someone shouted gleefully.