"Water ......"

"Brother, give you water. ”

Goo Dong Goo Dong ~~

"I want to pee ......"

"Brother, give you a urinal. ”

Bang blah blah ~~~

"Water ......"

"Brother, give you water. ”

Goo dong goo dong ~~~

"I want to pee ......"

"Brother, give you a urinal. ”

Bang blah blah ~~~

"Water ......"

"Brother, give you a urinal. ”

Knock knock knock ~~~~~

"I'm damned, I'm damned, I got it wrong, what do you want this time?"

"I want you to get out!"

Traumatized, I had been closed for three days, curled up in bed every day, wrapped in a big quilt and shivering, I was really scared, my endocrine was out of balance.

Three days ago, I killed more than 100 people in Xitang Mountain's "Sudden Face Divine Skill" in seconds, and injured four or five hundred people, I never thought that this trick would have such a huge power, let alone that there would be so many people killed and injured in my hands, I didn't even dare to help the old lady in my last life, how can I stand this kind of stimulation.

Fortunately in the misfortune, because I went on a killing spree, the melee that day was successfully stopped.The Dead and Wounded Sect knew that it was making such a big disturbance in my territory, and according to the rules of the Xianxia world, it was the party that was at the loss, so it didn't have the face to ask me for an explanation. According to Qingchun, in addition to taking care of the loss, they didn't dare to provoke me, and they killed and injured hundreds of people from dozens of sects without saying a word.

After this incident, many visitors have said goodbye to Liu Chunyuan, the things that annoyed me were easily solved, it seems that some problems are easier to solve through violence, although I killed and injured hundreds of people, but saved the birds and beasts in the territory of the Spring Palace, whether it is merit or fault, it will be left to future generations to comment.

When I woke up this morning, my symptoms of endocrine disorders have been greatly improved, except for intermittent thirst and occasional incontinence in urination, the symptoms such as beating people and destroying things have basically healed, thanks to the help of Li Shi, the young master of Shennong Mountain, with the help of immortal law, otherwise I would not have recovered so quickly. Don't laugh at me, whoever goes down with one trick and blows up all over the sky with arms and legs, everyone has to be stimulated.

But my sins have not been in vain, and I think that after this battle, my image in the eyes of the people of Kyushu will definitely improve, at least I can't say that I bite in the mouth, kick people's crotch in fights, or bite the crotch in fights.

Qingchun has been with me day and night these days, at first I was very awkward, I said that this job is not more suitable for Xichun and Manrou? Qingchun persuaded me while changing the sheets, brother, you can save some face for yourself, I can't even look down on you.

After breakfast, Li Xi showed up on time, he first helped me check my pulse, and then fed me two pills, telling me that I would basically be cured after sleeping for half a day.

I said that I am not sleepy now, since I have taken the medicine, I will not sleep, I want to meet Hall Master Liu.

Li Xian said that you are shocked, and if you want to recover, you mainly rely on nourishment, and I just fed you sleeping pills. As soon as he finished speaking, I closed my eyes and passed.

When I woke up, I felt refreshed, and I whistled and walked outside the house, only to find that it was already dusk.

"Why did you come out of the spring, how do you feel?"

I didn't expect Xichun to be outside the house, running towards me with a hug of flowers in his hand.

I stretched my waist and groped all over: "It's okay, but I'm a little hungry." ”

Xichun buried his face in the bouquet with some embarrassment: "I originally brought you food, but I was idle and bored just now, and after a bite, I didn't know it." ”

I smiled and said: "I don't know you yet, I see you more than you see me, you don't have enough to eat, at night in the quiet clouds and water pavilion, I have a treat." ”

"Then gnaw on the big bone stick. Sucking bone marrow and drinking bone broth is not appropriate for a sect leader. Xichun said to hand the bouquet into my hand and cheered away.

As soon as Xichun's front foot left, Manrou's back foot turned out from behind the rockery in the garden, and asked softly: "Is the husband better?"

It was very embarrassing to get it in Yuyang Courtyard last time, and it was the first time I was alone with Manrou since that day, I was a little embarrassed, and he smiled: "I feel much better when I see you, eh, this flower for you." ”

Manrou turned to one side: "The palace master gave it to the husband, and the concubine didn't want it." ”

"Just think she's giving it to you. ”

"Sister Xichun will send me flowers. ”

I deliberately teased her, pretending to be happy and said, "Good sister, it's me who is not good, and I sent flowers to make amends to you." ”

After listening to my words, I saw that the goosebumps on Manrou's face and neck were all up, and I trembled all over, and I took the flower awkwardly, looking very embarrassed.

I scratched the back of my head, am I so unsuitable for selling cuteness......

"That's... I'm in for a treat at Jingyun Water Pavilion at night, will you come?"

Man Rou took the flower and whispered: "The husband has invited Sister Xichun, and the concubine doesn't want to disturb the atmosphere." ”

"Don't think about it, I didn't say to invite her alone, I'm willing to eat with you, come on, it's crowded. ”

Manrou knew that I was coaxing her, so she took the opportunity to be coquettish: "The bone broth bone stick is too greasy, and the concubine doesn't like it." ”

"The bone broth bone stick is specially for Xichun to eat, fat to her, how about I get you two small stir-fried with my own hands. ”

Man Rou was overjoyed: "The concubine will go back and change her clothes." ”

I smiled: "I'll accompany you~"

Manrou glanced at me with resentment: "My husband is recovering from a serious illness, but don't have any catty thoughts, it's not good if you hurt your body." ”

Manrou's voice was charming, I wanted to hug her in the house now, but she didn't give me a chance, raised her sleeves to cover her mouth, and drove away as she wished. It makes my mouth dry

"Qingchun'er!Water !!"

Jingyun Water Pavilion is the high-level ceremonial place of the Spring Palace, no one has ever trespassed, in order to hide from the quiet, I regard this place as a secret stronghold, every day at noon, I will have lunch here and take a nap, no one except Qingchun knows about it. Later, after being discovered by Xichun, she came to eat at noon every day, and occasionally took a nap with me. Because Xichun's mouth became more and more greedy, the original big pot and stove did not serve her well, and taking a nap was also soft and hard, so I had to rearrange the Jingyun Water Pavilion and move in all kinds of cooking utensils and chaise longue beds, and the originally spacious and spacious pavilion was piled up.

I originally planned to have a small reunion with Xichun today, but I accidentally let Manrou know that I had no choice but to send her an invitation, but I can imagine the style of painting between the two of them, so I had to ask others to suppress the scene. I invited Liu Chunyuan and his wife, Zhou Haichun, Jin Duniang, Li Shi, An Meijun, Xiao'e, Jiaoruo and other backbone members, not to mention Luo Fatzi, now as long as there is a banquet, he consciously gives Qingchun as his deputy, and the two cooperate very tacitly.

Because there are too many people invited, Jingyun Water Pavilion can't be squeezed at all, I am worried, although there are four small pavilions around, but the distance is too far, not suitable for parties at all, in the end Qingchun has a way, he rowed four small boats tied to the side of Jingyun Water Pavilion, set up a banquet on it, but don't be interesting.

The clouds on the moon, the lights are hanging bright, the broken beads are in the pool, and the waves are flat.

At the beginning of the banquet, I first proposed: "Today's small gathering, all the people who are called are their own families, in order to celebrate the great joy of the master and his wife, first say okay, don't make too much noise with the big guys, if you startle the fetal gas of the golden hall master, no one can afford it." ”

Everyone said yes, Xichun looked at me with a smile, it seemed that she understood what I meant, and I was afraid that she wouldn't understand.

Manrou also understands my intentions, and it is rare that she has not forgotten my side and accompanied Jin Luan obediently.

Eating, drinking, talking and laughing, everyone was touting my divine power that day, and I listened to it flutteringly, it's not that I'm narcissistic, but I really feel like I'm a thief.

Seeing that I was getting carried away, Xichun proposed: "Since the Spring Palm Hall is so capable now, it is better to quickly cultivate the true body of Huilong, and it is good to defeat the Winter Palace in the celebration next month and raise the prestige of my Spring Palace." ”

I didn't hesitate at all: "I also plan to do this, isn't it just to cultivate some real body, and when the time comes, I will kill them suddenly!"

Everyone also heard some news, but I didn't keep talking, and they didn't want to inquire, and now when they saw that I was relieved, they couldn't sit still.

Liu Chunyuan said first: "Lord Zhangdian, the Spring Palace has won three places at a time, of course you have to keep one yourself, as for the remaining two, your subordinates want to ask for one for the inferior Zhou Haichun." ”

Jin Luan coughed, and Liu Chunyuan hurriedly continued: "Ask for another ...... for the little nephew Jin Duniang."

The others were about to answer, and I waved my hand: "Stop~"

Everyone looked at me, and I pointed at Luo Fatman: "Do you want it too?"

Luo Fatzi smiled: "Master Mingjian, An Meijun and I, I want both." ”

I asked Manrou, "What about you?"

"The concubine body and makeup also need two places. ”

I looked at Xichun, and Xichun said: "I told you first, Xiao'e must have one, since they are all so greedy, then I will ask for another one for Qingchun!"

Li Xian's face was flushed, and he wanted to say but was embarrassed to open his mouth.

I stirred it in the pot with a spoon, and according to their divisions, not to mention the real body of the dragon, the big bone stick was not enough.

I said let's vote according to the rules.

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then toasted with haha, what votes do you vote, you have the final say!