Chapter 80: Boss, Get Up and Pee
At the gate of the Shenzhou Academy, a large group of Tianjiao slipped in quietly like thieves, and when they were separated, Yu Guoguo shouted to Jiang Yun's brothers and sisters: "Tomorrow, let's go to line up early, strive to learn the sword art as soon as possible, and learn that we will go together to compete with those monks to see who flies faster!"
"Okay, okay!" Without waiting for Jiang Yun to answer, the emperor Yulan behind nodded again and again: "When everyone learns, let's fly together and fight the sword world!"
"Count us in too!" Sima Yi and the others also walked over.
"And me, I'm also going to be with you!" Feng Rang also jumped out and raised his hand.
"Count me in too!" Epoch raised his hand!
"Remember to wait here early tomorrow morning!" Yu Guoguo shook his ponytail to set the time.
"Okay, okay! Meet here!"
"Hmm!"
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Imperial sword art is a great blessing for martial artists, and it is naturally not bad for monks.
However, some monks were not as happy as they imagined, such as Taishuzhou.
"The martial artist is already powerful, if they all learn the sword technique in the future, then the monk of the same strength is afraid that he can only hold his head and run away!" Tai Shuzhou was a little worried, the martial artist was already good at melee combat, once he was close to him, it was a set of left hook boxing, right hook boxing, a burst of punches and kicks, and then taken away.
The monk has no advantage in flying, and in the time of life and death, the monk of the same strength will no longer have a natural advantage.
"Don't be presumptuous!" Uncle Tai Zhuo retorted to his son: "Although a martial artist can also learn swordsmanship, he also pays attention to skills in flying, just like an eagle and a sparrow, both of which are flying birds, but is the sparrow the opponent of the eagle?
"If the martial artist does not have a good grasp of martial arts and strength, flying in the sky may not be more powerful than on the ground, and this will become a live target, but it will give you monks an opportunity to take advantage of. ”
"Yes, we can also learn the sword, and we must do better than the martial artist, we monks can fly, after learning the sword, it is like a tiger with wings, when fighting in the future, you can use the sword to attack, with a huge magic weapon, such as a flying boat and the like as a defense, once you encounter the martial artist of the sword master, directly sacrifice this kind of large magic weapon to resist, you will be able to catch them off guard!" Helian An nodded on the side, there are thousands of roads, you have a good plan, I have a wall ladder, it depends on who has stronger actual combat experience.
"Yes, you can't just look at the surface of everything, the so-called soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, nothing more than that!" Duan Yan also touched his beard and said.
"It's still that my father and uncle are thoughtful, it seems that we are worried!"
"Hahaha, Brother Duan's words are very good!" Gongye Guang nodded again and again: "Then tomorrow...... Let's learn the art of swordsmanship together, shall we?"
"I think it's okay!" Uncle Tai Zhuo nodded.
"Hey, who's over there, stop me!" As the crowd walked and discussed, a group of night watch officers looked in front and shouted.
"......" Uncle Zhuo and the others looked at each other.
"What are you doing, wandering the streets in the middle of the night, not knowing that it's curfew time?...... City...... Castle, castle lord...... The lord of the city ...... "This group of officials came over, preaching while walking, when they approached, they took the lantern and shone it, saw the faces of the people in front of them clearly, and immediately recognized Uncle Zhuo and his son, and immediately frightened the lanterns fell to the ground, and hurriedly knelt on the ground and saluted.
"It's okay, it's okay, you're busy with yours, get up!" Uncle Zhuo first twitched his face, then waved his hand expressionlessly, and waited until the other party got up tremblingly, and then patted the other party's shoulder: "It's good, that's it, no matter who you meet at night, you have to scold and ask the reason...... If...... Well, that's it, you're busy with yours, let's go first!"
I wanted to praise the other party and preach, but I felt that I, the city lord, was 'caught' by the officials of the night patrol when I knew that there was a curfew, and the on-site preaching was somewhat 'inappropriate', so I dispelled the rhetoric.
Then, under the eyes of this group of officials, Taishu Zhuo and the others continued to walk forward.
This group of trembling officials also heard the sound of discussion as they walked away:
"Uncle Tai, you, the city lord, actually let the people under your command catch you...... It's a shame ......."
"Oh, which pot doesn't open and which pot ......"
"Uncle Tai, let's make an appointment to come together tomorrow...... Come early, learn the art of swordsmanship early......"
"Yes, but the boss almost opens the door more than an hour earlier every day, in the morning, is it not dawn?"
"I think it's okay...... We'll come early and call the boss to get up and open the door!"
"Coming before dawn?"
"I think it can!"
This is the discussion of Uncle Zhuo and a few people.
"No one can say anything about what happened tonight, otherwise don't blame me for not protecting you when the time comes!" The official who led the team heard the conversation between the city lord and the others, and explained to the brothers who were on the night patrol.
"Boss, don't worry, this night patrol caught the city lord, the young city lord, and a few other adults, it's really unlucky......"
"You still say ......"
"Don't say it, don't say it, I don't see anything......"
"Well, remember, we didn't see anything...... That's it, let's go...... No, let's find a place to hide for a while...... I guess now that we're on the night watch, we'll be able to meet other big guys......"
"Still smart...... the boss"
A group of night watch officials looked left and right, and then quietly went to the dark corner, ready to come out for an hour to watch the night.
............
It was destined to be a night of restless sleep.
The birth of the sword art made everyone crazy, especially the martial artists!
No one wants to be like a monk, flying like a fowl through the clouds.
So, Sima Yi, Chao Jing, Zhou Yan, and Lu Zihua, who had chatted in the dormitory all night, came out of the accommodation building with dark circles under their eyes and came to the place agreed last night.
When I looked at it, I realized that there were people who were earlier than them.
It was none other than their friends, Lin Luo, Ouyang Mo and others.
"You guys so early?" Lin Luo saw the four of them coming over, and he looked surprised: "Don't say it, you haven't slept all night!"
"Hey, you're so smart......" Sima Yi said, "Aren't you the same?"
"......" Ouyang Mo rolled his eyes: "Hey, when I think of the sword technique, I think that in the future, we can fly to the sky like monks, where can we sleep early." ”
At this time, Yu Guoguo and Wen Xunyun walked over from the corner with a yawn, and before they got closer, they vaguely saw a few figures: "Xunyun, look, they are so early......
Although the time has been agreed, it is only five o'clock at most, and I am actually waiting here, which is too hard, right?
"Isn't it early? I can't sleep at the thought of the swordfight, so I just come over and wait......" Sima Yi yawned and complained.
"It's also ......" Yu Guoguo nodded in agreement, the two of them too, it was strange to think that they could fly with a sword, go to the nine heavens, dive into the netherworld, and be able to fall asleep.
"Why don't we go over first?" As soon as he thought of the sword technique, Chao Jing was a little impatient and said to a few people.
"Don't wait for them?" asked Sima Yi, he was referring to Jiang Xi's brothers and sisters, Ji Yuan, Huangfu Yulan sisters and others.
Last night, they made an appointment together.
"Leave them a note, and when they see it, they'll know we're gone!" Chao Jing said, taking out his pen and ink, writing a note, and hanging it on a branch by the side of the road, which was very conspicuous, the kind that could be seen at a glance.
"That's it, when they come, see that we are not there, and are adding this note, they will naturally not wait for us!" Chao Jing looked at his 'masterpiece' with satisfaction!
"That'...... Okay!" Sima Yi was also a little impatient, and after hesitating for less than a second, he agreed with his attention.
"It's not big, is it?" Yu Guoguo hesitated.
"What's wrong, you don't want to learn the sword technique early?" Zhou Yan looked over.
"This attention is great, let's go!" Yu Guoguo walked in front without any 'backbone', and directly dragged Wen Xunyun, who had not yet come back to his senses, to walk away.
"......" Sima Yi and the others looked at each other and hurriedly followed.
Several people ran wildly all the way, in the past, it took an hour on the road, but this time it took half an hour, and when I arrived, I found that there were still a lot of people waiting at the door, and a large number of audiences had gathered, all of whom were familiar faces.
As soon as a few people stopped, they saw Taishuzhou, Taishuzhuo's father and son, and Helianan and others coming.
"We have been here a long time ago, there must be no one at the door of the theater, it is estimated that the boss is still sleeping!" Tai Shuzhou's voice came from afar: "You say, what if we ask the boss to open the door and he doesn't open it?"
"No, in the past, bosses had the habit of opening the door, and today it was more than an hour earlier than before!" Duan Chuen replied.
"Yes...... I'll go, these people are earlier than us?" As soon as a group of people turned into the street, they saw a large group of people gathered in front of them, Tai Shuzhou exclaimed, and the corners of the group's mouths twitched: "You didn't go back last night, did you wait here all night?"
"In order to learn the art of imperial swordsmanship, let alone not sleeping for a night, even if you don't sleep for ten days, I will also wait here!" Hua Jiu stared at a pair of dark circles under his eyes, but his spirit was extremely vibrant.
"Feelings, you really waited here all night?" Sima Yi and the others were also stunned.
They think they're working hard, but compared to them, what are they?
Look, this is a loyal 'drama fan', who didn't go home all night, just waiting here!
"Don't listen to his nonsense, we actually went back, but we drank some wine, ate something casually, and came back immediately. Wu Zhi said with a smile.
"It's hard enough, it's amazing, admire!" Tai Shuzhou shook his head when he heard it, just ask, they can't do this, they can only give them a thumbs up in admiration.
"Then you are here, didn't you call the boss?" asked Tai Shuzhou.
"Isn't it still early, we thought, wait a while there are more people, everyone shouts together, so that the boss sees a lot of people, maybe he will open. Wu Zhi replied.
It's not dawn yet, even if the boss gets up, it is estimated that he will not open the door for them, it is better to wait for more people, and then everyone will shout together, so that the probability of opening the door is greater.
"You ...... You don't wait for us to ......" At this time, there was a sound of breaking the air in the distance of the street, but it was Huangfu Yulan, Huangfu Yanran and others who arrived.
Sima Yi and the others immediately blushed, knowing that she was talking about them, so they explained: "We also just arrived, and when we think of the sword technique, we really can't wait, so we came in advance, I don't believe you and them." ”
"They really just arrived!" Seeing a group of people looking at his group of people, Wu Zhi nodded, proving that Sima Yi was not lying.
"That's fine!" replied Huangfu Yulan gasped.
"I don't know if the boss is up, let's call the boss, will the boss get up and open the door?" Tai Shuzhou pulled the topic back.
"At this point in time, the possibility of the boss waking up is almost zero!" Huangfu Yanran returned to his cold appearance, and analyzed coldly: "We can only shout together, wake him up, it should be possible to open the door!"
"Then it's called?" Helian looked at everyone.
"......" Everyone looked at each other and hesitated.
It's not even six o'clock, and it's just half past five, to be exact!
If it's close to seven o'clock, it's better, after all, the boss used to open the door at almost seven o'clock, and the door was opened at almost eight o'clock, and at five o'clock, the boss was called to get up and open the door...... How can you think about it and be a little scared?
"Don't stop talking, hurry up and come up with an idea, have we just been standing here and waiting?" Seeing that everyone stopped talking, Tai Shuzhou said hurriedly.
"Only shouting that the boss has opened the door, do you still dare to break in?" Huangfu Yanran asked rhetorically.
Everyone immediately shook their heads and broke in? Just kidding, they didn't have the guts.
Even Taishuzhou didn't dare to do this, he didn't want to be blacklisted by the boss.
"Then shout?" Sima Yi looked at them with apprehension.
"Shout, it's all here, it's impossible to wait here for more than two hours, right?"
"Shout, shout!" Ouyang Mo also agreed.
"Then who will shout first?" Lin Luo looked at them.
Everyone's necks shrunk and the gun shot the first bird, they still understand, if the boss investigates, the unlucky one will definitely be the first.
As the saying goes, disturbing people's dreams, such as killing their parents, call the boss to get up and open the door at half past five, and everyone will be angry.
"Shout together, just shout together!" Huangfu Yulan said: "Everyone shouts together, the law is not responsible for the public, even if the boss is angry, it is impossible to send it to all of us!"
"Yes......" everyone nodded.
"It's a transmitter that brings our voices together and then concentrates them on a single spot, so that we can wake up the boss alone without disturbing the surrounding neighborhood......" Huangfu Yulan took out something that looked like a small horn from the storage ring and raised it towards everyone.
Everyone twitched: "Isn't this too ruthless?"
Everyone's shouts converged together, and the sound was scary to think about, even if the boss had a good temper, he would be angry when he was woken up by this thunderous shouter, right?
What's more, the temper of the boss, okay?
"What's so bad about this? Who has a better way?" Tai Shuzhou's eyes lit up, and he felt that this attention was in line with his wishes: "That's it, anyway, we didn't violate the rules of the theater, we just shouted to the boss to get up and open the door, we are still doing good deeds and generating income for the boss, he should be grateful to us!"
"Yes, we didn't make trouble, can he still blacklist us and prohibit us from entering the theater?" Duan Cun's eyes also lit up.
"Yes, the boss is not good at anything, except that he is the most obedient, and we haven't violated the rules of the theater like this, he can only stare dryly!" Helian An's eyes lit up.
In the past, a few of them were masters who were not afraid of the sky and the earth, and it was not easy to encounter such a fun thing, so how could they not do it?
"Like, that's really the case...... everyone's mouths twitched, and they wanted to refute it, but when they thought about it carefully, it seemed that it was really like that.
In the theater, Li Xin was sleeping soundly, and in his dream, he became Li Xiaoyao, flying with a sword, and was about to catch up with the old witch.
"Boss, get up and pee!"
At this moment, one after another, continuous, surging shouts like waves suddenly sounded in the room, and he was so frightened that his body was agitated, and he jumped straight up from the bed.
"The owner...... Got up to pee...... The owner got up to pee......"
The sound is continuous, like a tidal wave, and it lasts for a long time.
Li Xin's face was in a trance, and his mind was almost disordered: "I'm ...... Damn, who's this, early in the morning......"
Li Xin's face was dark, and he put on his nightgown, his face was gloomy, and his ears were buzzing, and he came to the window and looked out through the glass.
This one can't be seen, I saw that in the morning fog, a large group of looming figures gathered below, in the front, there were a few people from Taishuzhou, they were holding something like a horn in their hands, behind them, it was Sima Yi, Huangfu Sisters and a group of other people, because of the morning fog, they couldn't see the real appearance, and they could only see the appearance of the first few people.
"This name is not elegant, but it is a more elegant name. Huangfu Yulan pinched Helian An in front of him with his hand, and the other party hurriedly proposed to Taishuzhou.
"Okay, then we'll shout 'Boss, get up and open the door!'" Tai Shuzhou stood at the front, turning his head to the people behind him.
"Okay!" "Okay!" "Okay!" "Done!" "Yes!"
Behind him, a group of people hurriedly nodded in agreement.
"Come, ready, shout...... The boss got up and opened the door!" Tai Shuzhou got up, and behind him, a group of people shouted in unison as if they had been trained.
Li Xin saw ripples on the thing shaped like a trumpet, and then there was a thunderous shout in the room: "Boss, get up and open the door!"
"What the fuck ......" Li Xin only felt his blood surge, and his ears were almost deafened, if the other party was in front of him, he would definitely be able to raise a knife and kill them bastards.
It's only half past five, and a group of you guys are actually coming to the theater, gathering everyone's voices with magic instruments, and waking me up together, just to let me open the door early?
Are you all deep well ice!?