46 George's Historical Legacy 01
Fireflies are open for business, and there is a good harvest.
When the customers in the wilderness turned back, it was a bumper harvest.
Except for Xu Zheng, who accidentally donated 200 gold coins to the firefly's original turnover and regretted his intestines, everything was happy, and all the people were so beautiful that they were bubbling, except for Xu Zheng, who wanted to buy a piece of tofu, and then crashed to death on it.
First the blow of two hundred gold coins, and then the bad news that he was about to be summoned to the palace for exhibition, for the rest of the night, Xu Zheng was like an eggplant after being beaten by frost, wilting all night. Bruce was so happy that he joked about Xu Zheng enough, and the four members of the Samus royal family were satisfied with Shi Shiran, and he didn't forget to pack some and take them back to the palace, so that the close members of the royal family could also try the fireflies and the Aris continent style of food.
Xu Zheng was depressed, wilted too much, Bruce forgot to slaughter him when he was packing, and when he thought about it afterwards, he regretted that he wanted to dig a pit and bury himself.
When I closed the door and slept that night, I felt that my belly button was itching for a long time, and I didn't feel the itch after scratching it for a while, so I fell asleep in a daze. I couldn't sleep well all night, and I always felt like my navel was itching, as if a lot of small insects had crawled in. Then I kept dreaming, I dreamed of the iron tiger, and I was still the same as when I was a teenager, but the appearance of the tiger head and tiger brain had a pair of very funny tiger teeth, and the way I laughed was reminiscent of Lulu. also dreamed of the man who was holding a sword and wanted to kill him, holding the sword back and forth hesitating, and then his thick bearded face suddenly changed into the hairy faces of the Winged Tiger Father and the Winged Tiger Niang, and the two parents looked at him with very unhappy eyes, as if they were about to come over to repair themselves immediately, and Xu Zheng's scalp was numb. Finally, there is George, the tree man, whose leafy branches turn into arms, and take himself into his arms, when he is still a baby, and turn his other hand into a cradle. Sleep in it like a ball of meat, play with your fingers with leaves, and scratch your navel.
"Hehe, it's itchy, don't make a fuss. Xu Zheng itched and laughed non-stop, twisting his body to dodge, but he couldn't dodge, and finally itched to laugh out loud. Then he suddenly woke up laughing at himself.
The first feeling when I woke up was that my navel was extremely itchy, and Xu Zheng habitually reached out to scratch it. As soon as the finger reached into the navel, there was a strange sensation from the fingertips, as if there was something in the navel, hard, round and flat, and it seemed that there was more than one feeling to the touch.
What the hell?
Xu Zheng opened his pajama pants and looked inside.
That's because Xu Zheng doesn't have pajama pants, and there are only two sets of pajama pants in the large class and the small class. So Lucina simply threw her husband through it for Xu Zheng to wear. Mr. Bandari is tall and strong, and his pajama pants are like a quilt cover on Xu Zheng's body, and they can be pulled directly to his chest with a slight pull, so after Xu Zheng arrived in the imperial capital, he was completely accustomed to wearing Mr. Bandari's giant pajama pants as pajamas. Of course, a pair of pajama pants that can be raised to the chest can only be used for squeezing.
Xu Zheng looked inside and immediately screamed.
It's not because Xu Zheng sees evidence of teenagers growing up in his pants. Although in his previous life, he was already in a vegetative state at the age of twelve. I haven't experienced the feeling of spring dreaming without a trace. But he is as knowledgeable as Xu Zheng. And doesn't scream at the sudden appearance of evidence of growth on the panties. Although he has also recently had this kind of adolescent troubles......
The real situation is that due to the good shading effect of the giant pajama pants, Xu Zheng was horrified to find that his navel was glowing green, making the entire navel look like a luminous watch with the entire dial coated with fluorescent materials!
What are you doing? Xu Zheng was shocked and frightened, could it be that there was some mutation in his body? Recalling the genetic mutation of human beings after the impact of the nuclear storm in his previous life, that appearance was really quite terrifying.
His throat was dry, his heart was pounding, and Xu Zheng panicked. Suddenly I don't know what to do. With only one hand, he grabbed the giant pajama pants. Looking at the navel in a daze.
Even if it's a terrible thing, it's already there. After looking at it for a long time, I finally mustered up the courage, closed my eyes, and trembled and stretched out my fingers to touch my navel.
There was still the feeling of a foreign body in the navel, and there were several grains in it. Picking it slightly, these few grains were still plucked, as if they were loose. Xu Zheng was furious in his heart, and carefully picked one out, but he didn't dare to look at it, and only pinched it slowly with his fingers, trying to identify what it was.
Twisted with two fingers, it feels the size of a lentil, slightly oval, not too hard, when pinched with your fingers, it feels like the surface is soft, very smooth, very strong, and very tough, with a slightly warm feeling, but not annoying.
Xu Zheng pinched the things on his fingertips nervously, and the more he pinched, the more panicked he became, the feeling was like a tumor or something else suddenly growing in his navel, which was completely frightening.
There's no such exaggerated pimple as the volume and can be taken down, right?
What could it be?
Xu Zheng thought about it, and finally got bold, slowly opened one eye, put it close to his eyes, and squinted one eye to look carefully.
fingertips
The green glow was somewhat like a flat and enlarged capsule, about the size of the tip of the index finger, and the whole body was turquoise, with a smooth and delicate surface, and only in the middle of the waist there was an oblong black spot the size of a sesame seed. On closer inspection, it was still translucent, filled with a gelatinous substance that felt very sticky, and in the center of the gelatinous substance, a small bud-like thing grew in between, and its stalk was connected to the position of the black spot.
Seeing that bud-like thing, Xu Zheng suddenly understood what this thing was, only to suddenly breathe a sigh of relief, and jumped up from the bed with a sound of carrying the giant pajama pants in one hand, and shouted: "Damn George, you've made you miserable!"
The bud-shaped orthography mark is exactly the same as the bud-like thing in the treeman's heart that George gave to Xu Zheng, but it is not what else is the treeman seed that George mentioned?
Staring at the green light of the tree man seed in his hand, Xu Zheng couldn't help but feel angry. What is this? If you can't give birth yourself, you go to the surrogate mother? Isn't it...... It should be a surrogate father...... Damn, this is too vicious, isn't it? He actually used himself as an active seeder! No wonder he said that his greatest hope was to see the Treants prosper again in the Aris continent and have their own mobile seeder. In this way, it is strange that the Treants do not want to prosper!
The question is, what is he? If he keeps sowing like this, won't he become the father of many tree people? What is George? The grandfather of all tree people, his own father? Xu Zheng shivered, and only felt a chill all over his body. When I think about the scene of a group of tree people rushing over and calling me dad one day, I even feel like the tips of my hair are cold. That scene must have been terrifying.
Holding the giant pajama pants in one hand and the tree man seed in the other, Xu Zheng wanted to cry without tears. Don't...... I'm only sixteen years old, and I don't want to be a dad yet...... Especially the dad of so many people...... George, hey, what kind of broken thing are you sending? Getting a Tree Man's Heart has caused such a big trouble, I don't know if this kind of thing can be returned...... This thing is too valuable, give it back to you. You take it yourself, bear the seeds, and sow them slowly, sowing wherever you like!
I was so depressed that I stretched out my fingers into my navel again and pulled them carefully, and took out all the seeds and put them in my palm. There are as many as five! This is too strong, and he became a father of five children at one time. Xu Zheng stared at the five tree man seeds, only to feel that his head was more than two laps bigger. Headache......
I watched it for a long time. Then came the problem. It is estimated that it is the result of the improvement of the realm of the Heavenly Dao Technique, which makes the heart of the tree man precipitate the seed of the tree man. I promised George that since this ghost thing had been born, of course it would be sown. How do you sow it? Just bury it in the ground? God knows what conditions this plant-based intelligent creature needs to sow the next generation. Headaches, why do you call yourself a human being?
After thinking about it, Xu Zheng couldn't think of any good way, so he put on his clothes and held the seeds in his palm. Sneakily went downstairs and touched the backyard. I want to find a place with soil to try.
for fear of being seen that he is about to become a teenage unmarried father. Xu Zheng sneaked to the backyard and dug up the soil. Removed the five seeds. After thinking about it, I was not sure whether it was right to do this, so I picked up three more and brought them back, leaving only two in the dirt pit and covering the floating soil.
In his previous life, Xu Zheng had been lying for more than 100 years, and he had never planted flowers or grass, so he had no experience in this area at all. Flustered and afraid of being seen, they covered the soil with all their hands and feet, and squatted on the edge of the pit waiting for them to grow out of the soil.
After waiting for a while, there was no movement, and Xu Zheng didn't know if he was doing the right thing, so he hurriedly opened the soil probe and looked inside. But I saw that the two seeds were well there, lying quietly as they were.
Xu Zheng sighed in disappointment, and at the same time sighed reassuringly. Fortunately, it didn't change, and although it wasn't planted, it didn't hurt these two seeds. In any case, it is entirely possible for them to grow up to be two tree people, two living beings, and Xu Zhengguo doesn't want his fault to hurt them.
After thinking about it, the survival of the tree man George also needs soil and water, and he gradually covered the soil again, for fear that the cover would not be tight enough, and stretched out his foot to step on it a few times, and only gave up when it felt solid.
Turning around, it was still early, and everyone didn't get up, so they quietly slipped into the kitchen and carried a bucket of water to the yard. I wasn't sure how much water to water, so I had to take a wooden spoon and pour it spoonful, hoping that these two guys would grow up quickly.
After watering for a while, the soil felt thoroughly watered, but there was still no response, Xu Zheng couldn't help but scratch his scalp in confusion, what was wrong? People who have never planted flowers and plants have a headache with this kind of problem. Thinking carefully about the knowledge of raising flowers and grasses in my head, I vaguely remember that it seems that raising flowers and grasses requires fertilizing the ground, right?
The question is, where to find fertilizer? Go to Uncle Hughes and ask him, and then let the whole people know that he has fallen
A delinquent teenager, who has become an unmarried father at a young age of sixteen......? Otherwise, a soak in them with natural artificial fertilizer, it should be no problem, right?
Thinking like this in his heart, Xu Zheng unbuttoned his pants and took out little Xu Zheng, planning to give the future earth tree people an early morning nutritious breakfast.
"Xu Zheng, what are you doing?"
The sudden sound shocked Xu Zheng's soul, and in shock, he instinctively turned around and stared at York with a shiny bald head in horror. The latter was holding a rag in one hand and a bucket in the other, looking at him suspiciously. Beside him, Flame Chimei was prostrate on the ground. He also looked up at himself, with the same suspicious look in his eyes as his master.
Frightened! York stared at Xu Zheng and unbuttoned his pants, his eyes suddenly turned into dragonflies. Then he squatted down sharply, covering his eyes to avoid seeing things that he shouldn't see.
Early in the morning, a person hid in the backyard and unbuttoned his pants...... Xu Zheng, this guy shouldn't be doing what he thinks, right? What about developing teenagers? How bad is that...... York cleared his throat, feeling the need to give Xu Zheng a physiological health lesson.
Clearing his throat, York tried to say very subtly: "Xu Zheng, although every man has needs. But don't you think about these things all the time, young people, you should think about something positive and healthy. Like me, get up early to clean up and get some fresh air. Look, try to take a deep breath, and ah, what a wonderful world. How fresh is the air! You don't feel the smell of the sea breeze in the air? I love the sea, I love the blue sky!"
The conversation changed: "Of course, as a man, I also know that sometimes there are times when I can't hold back. Well, you're a little man, too. What am I talking about? Oh. When it comes to men, there are times when they can't hold back. Sometimes I do it myself. It's all men. I understand, I understand. But too often is always bad, in moderation, it must be moderate, otherwise it is not good for the body. Do you understand what I'm talking about?"
Got it. How can you not understand? Hurriedly tying his pants, Xu Zheng asked York to speak with a black line, and couldn't help gritting his teeth and saying, "It's not what you think!"
"Oh, not what I thought it was? What wasn't what I thought it was? You're just getting started. Or is it already over?" said York's head.
Xu Zheng's anger made York's entanglement bigger and bigger. Suddenly, he shouted, "I'm raising a son." Got it!"
"Oh, that's it. York said blankly: "If there is a suitable object." Indeed, he can raise a son. You're sixteen years old. I heard Aunt Lucina say the ground. There are people in our village who became fathers at the age of fifteen, and now the children are ......."
I only felt that the anger was about to ignite my hair, Xu Zheng couldn't help but shout: "Give me a farther death, it's not what you think!"
"Angry?" York nodded, turned around and walked away with Yan Chimei, still saying in his mouth: "I understand, I understand, it's really unpleasant to be interrupted by someone doing this kind of thing." I'll go first. You slowly ...... Play. ”
Why is this bald man so hateful when he speaks? He glared at York's back hatefully, but when he saw that the short-circuited guy had not taken a few steps, he suddenly turned around and said, "Although you will definitely not be happy to hear this, I still want to say that this kind of thing must be stopped in moderation." As a normal and healthy teenager ......"
The fire qi in his whole body was surging towards his head, Xu Zheng finally burst out completely, and the aura of the Heavenly Dao Cultivation Technique suddenly burst out, shouting, "I'm angry!"
The aura of the Heavenly Dao Technique burst out, and swept to the location of the two tree people's planting ground, where the soil suddenly broke open, and two green tree buds quickly drilled out of the ground, and began to grow rapidly in the wind.
As soon as they grew, Xu Zheng had already felt it, as if he had a heart in his heart, he suddenly stopped the movements in his hand, and looked at the rapidly growing tree buds in amazement.
But I saw that the two small buds were only a finger high when they emerged from the soil, and in a moment they had already grown into a small sapling in the wind, and then pumped the leaves of the tree at an incredible speed, as if they grew when they saw the wind, and they were growing leaves, and they were growing into a small tree with thick branches and leaves as high as Xu Zheng's knees. Before and after, it didn't take a minute.
It's weird, it's weird!
Xu Zheng's scalp was numb and he looked at the two small trees that seemed to be blowing up with air, completely speechless.
Also stunned and speechless for a long time was York. Staring at the two small trees that were clearly vibrant, York stuttered, "That's ...... Be...... What the...... What the hell?"
Xu Zheng was suddenly deflated, his shoulders collapsed, and he said dejectedly: "Congratulations, you have been promoted to be an uncle......