Leaving in a hurry from the acceptance site of the mass production Sanxian Plan, out of the mountains, across the plains, Luo Fatzi and the others led me into a dense forest.

It's been more than an hour since I ran back and forth, and I couldn't help but complain when I followed behind: "Where are you going to take me, let's fly two steps, this is like a hiking group, and I don't lose weight." ”

Luo Fatzi turned around and said solemnly: "Thanks to you being with Mrs. Xichun every day, I don't know that any traces of true qi revealed in this purple mansion can be traced by her?"

I shuddered, "Does she still have this ability?" ”

Luo Fatzi nodded at Ling Jiao's chin: "The king said, this is how we were caught in the last retreat. ”

I glared at Lingjiao: "Why didn't you say it earlier!"

Lingjiao's big lips grinned: "Fei Ye~~~"

I snorted and laughed: ", you really want to be fine, you can speak? What did you just say?"

Lingjiao: "Feiye~~~"

Li Shi helped translate, "King Lingjiao said that he also knew about this, and he didn't mean to hide it from you." ”

I couldn't be too happy, so I put this matter aside and asked Lingjiao: "You are really getting more and more capable, how long have you been able to talk my king?"

Lingjiao's lips trembled for a long time, and then he stared at the dog's eyes and spit out two words: "Yueyu~~~"

My stomach hurt when I laughed: "Ahahaha, it's more than a month, it's quite literary and artistic, you, ahhaha, I'm laughing to death." ”

Lingjiao organized the language for a long time, and gave me another sentence with a hum: "frivolous~~~"

This time it wasn't just me, Luo Fat Man was also so happy that he bent over, he laughed and told me the inside story: "Aren't we bored if you don't come out, Doctor Li will teach King Lingjiao to speak and kill time." You see that Dr. Li usually looks honest, but in fact, his stomach is full of bad water, and he actually taught Wang Wen crepe words, not a serious word. ”

I smiled and asked Li Shi: "Who gave you the guts? You are not afraid that Xichun will kill you if you make the Lingjiao stupid snake like this." ”

Li Xi was a little flustered: "No... No, I just see that the Lingjiao King has a talent for language......"

"It's okay~~" Lingjiao hooked Li Shi's shoulder with his little short paws, and then pointed to his chest: "Neixiu~~~"

I really don't understand what it means, so let me guess that it is probably to comfort Li Shi, saying that he will be careful and will not let Xichun find out.

All the way, I talked and played with Turin Jiao, and the journey was no longer boring, and before I knew it, I came to a forest valley.

The empty valley is like a pool, gathering spirits and hiding gas.

As soon as I entered the valley, I felt that the climate was very pleasant and comfortable. There are also huts and pavilions hidden in the forest.

I stretched, moved my hands and feet, and praised, "This place is good, why didn't I find it before." ”

Luo Fatzi said: "Can't you find out, this is the mechanism map that the fat man specially asked for from the village chief, and it took two months to do nothing, and he was dedicated to building a leisure place for you." Not only is the climate here suitable, but it is also not easy to be noticed by Mrs. Xichun, so you can be as happy as you want!"

I just like Luo Fatzi's excitement and know how to learn a lesson. I was about to compliment, but Li Shi took the initiative to ask for credit: "Sect Master, I have also contributed a lot." ”

"There are also ~~~" Lingjiao clasped his hands on his chest: "My generation~~~"

I sighed from the bottom of my heart: "It's all good brothers, let's serve it, it's all in the wine!"

Luo Fatzi and Li Xian smiled: "It's been ready for a long time!"

Zifu Yuye wine has been upgraded again, and Luo Fatzi has developed various flavors such as floral, light, and pure.

Fengshen Ruyu Dan has also been improved by Li Shi, and has various effects such as excitement, hallucination, and refreshment.

Lingjiao was not idle, but even called his thousands of concubines and rehearsed more than 100 kinds of programs such as chorus, dance, and acrobatics.

Fairy elixir wine, gluttonous food. In the small pavilion, I was drunk after a while.

Li Xi opened the specially prepared program list and recommended it to me: "This song and dance program just now is called Dragon Flying Phoenix Dance, although it is more than gorgeous but not fun. The subordinates recommend that you order an acrobatics, this carp jumping dragon gate is good, it is carefully choreographed by the king of Lingjiao, which is particularly exciting. ”

I pursed my lips and pursed my teeth: "Taiya~ It's boring." ”

Lingjiao tapped the desktop with his pointed nails: "Turn~~~"

Li Shi turned the page~

Lingjiao nodded to the table: "Turn it over again~~"

Turned another page~

"This~~" Lingjiao said in a long voice: "Three vulgarities~~~"

I fixed my eyes on that page, and it was a program called Hundred Birds and Phoenix.

Just looking at the name is not vulgar, I said let's see the specific content.

Lingjiao snorted, then slapped three palms in a row, and pursed his lips to make a hooligan whistle, this should be the code of the show.

As the code came out, there was a sound of Siracilla's forest leaves stroking in the dense forest opposite the pavilion, and then I saw the divine beast Suzaku leading a group of colorful birds to fly out.

The Vermilion Bird has a well-proportioned posture, flying fireflies in flight, and the birds behind it follow closely, sometimes like the tail light of a meteor, sometimes like a phoenix with colorful feathers. I said in my heart that this is not vulgar, and when I was confused, I saw Lingjiao take a sip of a jar of wine, and then flew over, hugged Suzaku's neck is a wet kiss, and a dog's tongue licked Suzaku green smoke straight out.

What the hell is this show, isn't it just a drunken madness?

Li Shi also said that he had spicy eyes: "I said that the hundred birds and the phoenix are a very elegant dance, how can it be vulgar, it turns out that the king of Lingjiao suddenly wants to be lucky with the red bird." ”

I said helplessly: "It's usually so willful?"

Luo Fatzi was not without envy: "Otherwise, why would we both call it the King of Lingjiao." ”

Lingjiao fell into a small bush in the distance with the Suzaku in his arms, and then there was a sound of rustling. The three of us were amused, but we didn't pay any attention to it.

I asked Luo Fatzi and Li Shi: "What's the matter recently, I saw that the two of you were dissatisfied with Liu Chunyuan and eight were angry with Liu Chunyuan at the acceptance site just now, are your two grades better than him?"

Luo Fatzi said embarrassedly: "You... Have you seen them all?"

I said that your virtue with a crooked nose and staring eyes has become a landscape, can I not see it?

Li Shi was unconvinced: "I'm just angry!" You see, in the mass production of scattered immortals, Deputy Sect Liu participated halfway, but in the later stage, he did some coordination and scheduling, and at most he talked to the Dharma Protector disciples. Looking at the two of us again, we have followed up comprehensively from the beginning, and the rudder of alchemy and brewing has not been idle for a while. As a result, today's acceptance celebration, you hugged him and boasted, and you didn't pay attention to the two of us, you said that you were not biased!"

Luo Fatzi also said sourly: "Eh~ No matter how close we are, we are also the subordinates of the palace, and others are our own people......"

I can see that the two of them are not convinced, especially Luo Fatzi, a while ago he almost asked Liu Chunyuan to borrow Xia Mian's matter to Yin, and today I see that I am so close to Liu Chunyuan, can I not feel awkward.

I am deeply aware that there are some contradictions between the temple and the sect that can never be reconciled, but I can't be too indulgent.

I poured wine for the two of them and asked with a smile, "Have I been idle to ask him for a drink?"

The two replied: "That's not ~"

"Did I tell him who I really am?"

"That's not either~"

"Am I with him in my true nature?"

"That's even more of a no-brainer. ”

"So who am I kissing?"

The two raised their glasses and toasted: "Today we only talk about interests, not feelings." ”

After saying so many things to me, I threw a glass of wine: "Why am I not enough to take care of you? Before the retreat, the whole sect was busy trying to turn around the economic situation of your palace, and if I don't carry some of the sect, they can't get hairy in their hearts, day by day, if there are any good things, I have to give them all to you!"

The two of them were weak-hearted by me, but they were obviously prepared, and they still said boldly: "Sect Master, you are taking care of the overall situation, but the fat man and Dr. Li don't have this vision, so we want to get more care in our hearts, in order to give you more help!"

I snorted: "Do more and then ask for greater benefits~"

Li Xian said: "Sect Master, you are the head of the family, so you have to take care of fairness. Let's tell you the truth, this time there are 100 more scattered immortals in this sect, and there will be 200 scattered immortals in the next step, this strength gap is too big, our palace has no bottom in their hearts, you have to give an explanation!"

Luo Fatzi: "Yes, we want an explanation. ”

I was so angry when I saw them like this: "Whatever do I want to say? Okay, I don't always call me a brother, let's talk about it, I'll see if I can satisfy you. ”

Seeing that I gave me a chance, the two glanced at each other, and Luo Fatzi said: "Sect Master, we don't have any other requirements, just participate in this mass production of scattered immortals plan, can you see how many places you can give approval?"

It's really not a difficult thing to do, as long as the people they choose are absolutely loyal, but how can I casually agree to the conditions of my subordinates, then I don't have to give it a problem.

I deliberately hesitated, pretending to be embarrassed.

How long have these two been with me, naturally sensible. Luo Fatzi smiled lewdly and took out a red book for me.

"What's this?"

"Program list ......" Li Shi whispered in my ear: "It is full of programs specially prepared for you by the female disciples of Shennong Mountain and Zuixian Building......

Luo Fatzi leaned on my other ear and added: "Absolutely three vulgarities!"

Luo Fatzi and Li Xian actually used female sex tricks on me, I seriously suspect that there is Xichun behind this conspiracy, they haven't done this kind of thing. So I tried every means to criticize and grind for more than six hours, and I didn't dare to order a show until midnight, because Xichun must have slept at this hour, not to mention that I watched a glamorous dance, I danced and she didn't watch it.

But when I looked through the program list and chose a program with the most beautiful name, I found that everything was different from what I imagined.

The female apprentices formed a formation, barefoot pleated skirts, and sword dances like flying flowers.

I said this is "One Night Spring Supper"?

Luo Fatzi was looking at Meizizi, and listened to my question, with a black man's question mark: "What is the Spring Festival Night?" This program is called One Night Spring Dawn, which is about the spring flowers, the flowers bloom overnight, and the girl who is woken up by the night wind is full of joy and plunges into the ...... of nature."

I said angrily: "Don't talk about the concept yet, I'll just ask you what are the three vulgarities of this show?"

Luo Fatzi scratched his face: "Aren't they wearing shoes~~~"