The Linyan Mountains stretch for thousands of miles.

At the entrance of the mountain range, there is a Lingyan village, there are 100 families, due to the remoteness of the location, the mountain road is difficult to walk, and there are few unfamiliar faces in the village.

On this day, four unfamiliar faces suddenly appeared in the village, two men and two women, all young people.

One of the teenagers, armed with a long sword and bronzed skin, looked like a man in the rivers and lakes, and he was still a ruthless character.

Another teenager of the same age was the complete opposite, quite handsome, slightly chubby, with a seemingly sincere smile, and greeted everyone he saw with a smile, just like everyone he met was his creditor, his elder.

Of course, even more brilliant are the two women.

Although they covered their faces with white veils, they could still vaguely see that these two were stunning beauties.

The one that looks a little older has a bumpy figure, like a ripe peach.

The younger ones are even more beautiful embryos, especially a pair of rare light blue eyes, which can hook a man's soul.

These four people are Qin Chuan, Yu San, Caicai and Shen Hongsleeve, who have arrived here all the way from Jiuyuan City.

The four of them, over the ridge of a mountain, from the outside world, into the closed mountain village, met the biggest and only scoundrel in the village - Huang San Mazi at the head of the village.

Huang San Mazi's real name is Huang Qidong, twenty-five or sixteen years old, although his face is rough, let alone delicate, but there is no pockmark on his face.

When Qin Chuan and his party walked into the entrance of the village, Huang San Mazi was squatting on the big stone under the locust tree at the head of the village, holding a dog's tail grass in his mouth, humming a vague mountain song, seeing the four people who suddenly appeared in front of him, Huang San Mazi stared at the four of Qin Chuan blankly, not curious, not frightened, and did not have many emotions of joy or disgust.

He just squatted on a large rock more than a man high, with his legs apart, like a squatting pit, condescendingly, staring at the four strangers for a long time.

"What about monkeys?" Yu San raised his head slightly and said angrily.

Huang San Mazi's eyes really looked a little like looking at a monkey.

Then, Huang San Mazi said something that made everyone stunned.

"You are...... People?" asked Huang San Mazi seriously.

Person?

Several people froze.

This is how everyone in this village greets strangers?

I've come across questions like 'have you eaten?' 'How are you doing?' and 'Where are you from and who are you looking for?' but this is the first time I've encountered a strange question like asking if the other person is a human being.

What else can it be if it's not a human?

If the four of them weren't human, Huang San Mazi would probably become a ghost.

"All three of us are human beings...... Except for that dead fat man. Caicai said suddenly.

Dead fat?

Qin Chuan touched his double chin, which was not too obvious, and his expression was very helpless - this young master is not fat, he is strong, he is plump, his flesh feels so good, he sleeps in winter, it is a big stove, how affordable, how warm, you little girl knows how hairy.

"He's not human?" Huang San Mazi's gaze stopped at Qin Chuan's face, pointed at Qin Chuan and said, "Then what is he?"

Caicai giggled and said with a pun, "He's not a thing." ”

Qin Chuan finally couldn't bear it anymore: "You are blind, am I the fattest here?" Look at that person, although she covers her face, but you see how fat she is, the two big lumps of fat on her chest, and such a big ass, isn't she the fattest?"

Qin Chuan pointed to Shen Hongsleeve on the side and said angrily.

Shen Hongsleeve was so angry, even if she covered her face with a white veil, she could still feel her anger, but she took Qin Chuan's poison pill and was controlled by others, so she could only stare at Qin Chuan helplessly.

"Hey, what do you see, am I wrong? You want to be the most 'fat' woman and you are not qualified, look at your monolithic figure, like a granular, let alone a man, even if the male boar in the mountains sees it, he will not think about you at all. Qin Chuan touched his chin and said.

- Hmph! I want to open the young master of the black book, your little fox is still a little tender, and the dispute between the tongues and tongues is your ancestor!

"You're ......!"

Caicai was about to get angry, but saw that Qin Chuan seemed to make a slapping motion unintentionally, and then put two fingers to the tip of his nose and sniffed, looking intoxicated.

Caicai instantly recognized it, she was afraid that Qin Chuan would hold her down in front of everyone and beat her ass again, just like last time...... Qin Chuan, this bastard, can do everything, if that's really the case, then Caicai really has no face to live in this world.

Squatting on the big mountain rock, with a dog's tail grass in his mouth, and Huang San Mazi with a scoundrel face, pointed at Qin Chuan, laughed, and showed a look of great appreciation.

He jumped down from the stone, and when he landed, he wanted to put on a chic pose, but his feet slipped and he fell down, and a dog gnawed on the mud.

Huang San Mazi had rough skin and thick meat, so he didn't care, he got up and patted the dust on his body, walked in front of Qin Chuan, and patted Qin Chuan's simplicity.

"Hahaha...... Who, I like you very much!" Huang San Mazi smiled.

"You're not bad either. Qin Chuan said with a smile.

"Hmph! Sure enough, things gather like and people gather in groups. Caicai snorted.

"Well, that's true, otherwise, how could I be with you two demons...... Beauty, come together. Qin Chuan immediately retorted.

Didn't you say that things gather like and people are divided into groups? What kind of good people can be people who can get and punish the demon cult and demon girls who have the same smell and smell like each other? You demon demon girls are still qualified to talk about others?

Caicai closed her mouth and stopped talking, she finally realized that playing tricks with Qin Chuan was tantamount to humiliating herself.

Qin Chuan looked at Caicai's puffing appearance, and suddenly felt that this little fox's angry appearance was quite cute.

"We haven't had a single outsider in this village for two or three years, let alone four of them. ”

Huang San Mazi's gaze greedily glanced at Shen Hong's towering chest, swallowed his saliva, and said, "...... Hehe, and it's such a beautiful girl, I've lived for such an age, and the most beautiful I've ever seen is Cuixiang, who married out of the village last year and was accepted as a concubine by Huang Yuanwai. The one with the biggest breasts is Widow Zhang from our village, but compared to the two girls, the two of them are simply ...... It's ......"

Huang San Mazi had never read a book, and he couldn't say words like 'pheasants are compared to phoenixes' and 'mountain flowers are compared to peonies', and he couldn't hold back half of his farts for a long time, so he snorted and spat on the ground to express his contempt for Cuihua and Widow Zhang's appearance and chest.

Qin Chuan suddenly applauded.

Qin Chuan: "Miaomiao...... Myoya!"

"The cat demon is possessed, meow meow, hum!" Caicai muttered quietly.

"Don't underestimate this 'bah' word, it really doesn't matter anymore, wonderful, wonderful!" Qin Chuan praised.

Huang San Mazi scratched his head, and was actually a little embarrassed, the biggest and only scoundrel in the village, was actually on the shy side.

"The little brother is also the one among people...... Well, it's a bear!

Huang San Mazi reciprocated the favor, wanting to praise Qin Chuan, saying that he was 'a dragon and a phoenix among people, and a red rabbit among horses', but the most ruthless and awesome thing he knew, that is, the blind bear in the mountains, the big dog and bear man stood up, that was the real horror, even the tiger and the black panther had to retreat for three points.

Bear?

Is this complimenting me?

Qin Chuan couldn't cry or laugh, and his expression was a little embarrassed - especially when he saw Yu San, Shen Hongsleeve and Caicai, holding back a bad smile and holding back a hard time.

"A few people came to our village to visit relatives and friends......

Huang San Mazi himself immediately denied this possibility - there is no such family in the village, and there are such 'excellent' relatives.

“...... Or do you want to go out in the mountains?"

Outing?

Hell yes!

Which well-fed bastard, idle eggs, walked a day and a night on a mountain road, climbed over two mountains, and came to such a ghost place where birds don't shit 'to 'go green'?

"I heard that the young lady in the city likes to travel in the mountains and wilderness the most. Huang San Mazi said.

"Well, Miss Childe in the city, it's okay to go to the mountains and wilderness, but in a place where no one is around, there are other things. Qin Chuan said with a smile.

"What's the matter?" asked Caicai without thinking.

As soon as she spoke, she realized that something was wrong, thinking of some things about men and women, a pretty face, and the crimson that could be seen through the white veil.

"What's the matter?" of course it......" Qin Chuan dragged out his voice, touched his chin, and looked obscene.

- Despicable, shameless, insidious, and obscene dead fat man!

Caicai scolded secretly in her heart, and said all the words she thought were the most ruthless in her heart.

"Hmm...... It was sitting on the grass by the river, chanting poems and stroking the harp. Qin Chuan said.

Caicai was stunned for a moment, and then blurted out again: "What else did you say...... Is that all?"

"And what else could there be?"

Qin Chuan stared at Caicai's pretty face, Caicai's face that could be broken by blowing bullets became more and more hot.

"Wow, wow!" Qin Chuan exaggerated twice: "Caicai girl, you didn't think of it...... Tsk, Caicai girl, I really didn't expect you to be this kind of person. ”

"You !!!!"

Caicai is really going to cry.

Caicai made up her mind, no matter what Qin Chuan said, she would never answer again—even if Qin Chuan said it was out of the blue!

"Actually, we're here to hunt!" Qin Chuan said, "We are all sons and ladies of big families in the county...... Oh, this is my retinue and guard, who is responsible for the safety of my son. ”

Qin Chuan pointed to Yu San, who was holding the long sword in his arms, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't look like a 'wealthy son', and said with a smile.

Yu San just smiled, but did not deny or refute.

"Haha, then you have come to the right place, and you are lucky to have met the right person. ”

Huang San Mazi straightened his chest and said confidently.

"I Huang Qidong...... Eh, you can call me Huang San Mazi...... I am the most powerful hunter in this Lingyan village, and I know the situation in the mountains the most, so I can go out of the mountains blindfolded and return to the village blindfolded. ”