Chapter 306: Dogs Can't Eat Chocolate
There is a limit to people's endurance, and the iron man can't stand the continuous stimulation, there will always be a day when he falls, so how can he make a fallen man stand up again, of course, it is to continue to stimulate, use the medicine if it doesn't work, and increase the dose if the medicine doesn't work!
Lily is definitely not as good as an iron-beaten man, seeing that he is so sissy in his name, how strong can he be, and he was directly fainted by Lingjiao's slight stimulation, if he is allowed to participate in the artificially induced non-task career advancement, and sit in Lingjiao's virtual dream, he will not be directly scared to death with his ability to bear it.
After a long time, Lily didn't wake up, which was a bit pompous, and I knew he was pretending.
I said don't pretend, hurry up and finish the work, I promised you that the cigarette factory has been built, if you don't want to be the director of this factory, I will let the society be my sister Hong, she has been thinking about it for a while.
Lily and I Hongjie, the two largest cigarette cavities in the alliance, promoted the vice of smoking in the recent live broadcast, and I really built a cigarette factory in order to meet the demand, not to mention, the workers working on the front line are more motivated as soon as they take cigarettes.
Lily was really pretending to be dizzy, but I knew that he couldn't be blamed for this, what if he didn't get dizzy, did he see the demon he brought from the Divine Realm harming the realm of the gods?
Lily first confirmed to Lingjiao that it would not spray the virtual gods, and then nervously guided the specific direction.
Through the clouds, a palace in the clouds soon appeared in the instant picture that was transmitted.
The white clouds are like the sea, and the colorful glow is draped.
The realm shrine has to get rid of the slag.
This is indeed a palace, but it is also too dilapidated, and it is obvious that this palace has been severely damaged, and all the exterior decorations have been torn down, revealing the gray face under the ornate exterior.
I asked Lily what was going on, and was it a predatory act by a human player in the Demon Slayer campaign?
Lily said no, the original treasures on this palace were all deducted by the virtual gods themselves, and then handed them over to him to help him exchange food and come back. If it weren't for my material aid, it wouldn't be long before they would have to tear down their houses and sell bricks.
Look at this hard life, you will starve to death, and you will play with me.
Lingjiao Yaowu broke into the palace in the clouds, and there was a guard at the gate of the palace The god general wanted to step forward to stop it, and Lily hurriedly reminded loudly: "Go away, go away!
Lily is a frequent visitor here, and her words are quite weighty, and those gods will quickly retreat, and Lingjiao will fall to the ground, and the gods on both sides will beep and curse.
There are a total of two mobile phones on the selfie stick, which is Lingjiao's live broadcast habit, one shoots his face, and the other shoots the opposite side. Lingjiao entered the palace, and the picture followed, and we saw four gods riding dragons and tigers standing in it.
Lily hurriedly said: "King, you put me down first, I can introduce you." ”
As soon as Lingjiao's claws were loosened, Baiyi Mengzi rushed out, and then rubbed his lower body violently, he couldn't blame him for his obscene movements, it was really Lingjiao's grasp that was not the place, and he pulled out his crotch all the way.
Lily adjusted his state, cleared his throat and began to make an introduction, he first introduced to Lingjiao, and said to those gods: "This is the assistant of the official savior of the Heavenly Court, the Spring Immortal, the spirit beast from the Xianxia world, the Lingjiao King. ”
Those virtual gods all looked transcendent, although they looked unpleasant, but it was undeniable that there was really an aura similar to divine power from them.
No wonder a king like Lily would have such reverence for them, perhaps in this world, they are no different from the real gods.
As soon as they saw Lingjiao and Lily coming in, they only maintained a high-end posture for a moment, and the next second they rushed up impatiently, and a god took Lily's hand and asked eagerly: "Why are you tired of cooking~It's late?We are all dying of hunger~"
I thought that their squinting virtue just now was pretending to be a beep, but it turned out that they were hungry.
Lily was embarrassed, glanced at the selfie stick in Lingjiao's hand, and said in a low voice: "I'm in a hurry this time, I didn't care about anything, hey, hey! Don't pull me, you restrain yourself, someone is watching." ”
The first dragon riding immortal hurriedly let go of the hand that grabbed Lily's collar, and said to the camera: "Is it the official savior of the Heavenly Court?"
Seeing that his attitude is quite honest and sincere, I can't hold it anymore, after all, the virtual god is also a god, and he can't be taken too lightly, so I said to Lingjiao: "Open the interaction." ”
The mobile phones in the thousands of machines are very high-end and very powerful, such as holographic projection interaction is a very popular feature.
Lingjiao operated for a while, and my hologram appeared on the scene, I turned my head left and right, and the projection phone also followed my gaze, so that I could capture the picture at will.
Lily didn't expect me to be able to appear in person, so she was stunned for a moment and hurriedly introduced: "This is the official savior of the Heavenly Court, and the leader of the Sichun Alliance in the Thousand Machines World is now in the Spring Festival. ”
I smiled slightly: "Don't be surprised, you probably know my current situation, it's really inconvenient to come here in person, but this shouldn't affect our communication." ”
After confirming my existence, the virtual god at the head said to me with a solemn face: "The villain virtual god Pangu, together with all my colleagues in the east, would like to express my most sincere thanks to our food and clothing parents, and the warmest relief!"
It's a very good attitude, it's completely different from what I imagined.
I realized the problem and squinted at Lily, it must be this kid who is not good at talking, which made me misunderstand the eastern virtual god.
Seeing that my expression was not good, Lily hurriedly smiled and interrupted: "Brother Naochun, let me introduce you to you, the leader of the Eastern Virtual Gods Pangu, the two on the left and right are the two great gods of Fuxi and Shennong, and the sub-god Emperor Wen, who is at the same level as Emperor Wu. ”
Pangu hurriedly and modestly: "Eh~ You kid is talking ~ What kind of god is idle, we are all pirated drops, and if we are so public, we will be held accountable for infringement." ”
is worthy of being a god in the online game world, and his knowledge is quite extensive, and he even understands piracy and infringement.
Pangu's attitude made my impression of them greatly better, and I smiled: "Great gods don't have to be modest, one dimension is an independent world, since the existence of human incarnations is allowed, you can't deny your god identity, don't be arrogant because it is a virtual generation, if there is a day to save the world of thousands of machines in the future, maybe you can really become the true god in power of this yuan." ”
When the gods heard what I was saying, they obviously offered a conditional reward to give them a chance to achieve positive results.
Except for Pangu, the other three gods were very excited, eager to ask me to confirm something.
The great god of Pangu sighed and waved his hand: "Don't exalt us, Lord Savior, I admit that as virtual gods, we all cherish our divine power very much, but after going through so much, watching the people of our own realm suffer the torture of the last days, isn't this the result of insufficient human hearts and excessive greed." We don't have the ability to save the common people, so we can only fight our own desires and luxuries first. ”
As he spoke, he turned back to the other gods and said, "We are generated by the system program, and the authority and divine power are also from the virtual, and we all know that we are not real gods, and we all want to cultivate the true body and positive results, but you don't know the gap between yourself and the true god, it is not the gap between divine power, nor the gap in status, but the gap in cultivation." If we can't achieve the otherworldliness of mentality and belief, even if we are given great divine power, we are just a group of virtual creatures with greater power, and there is no difference between those dungeon bosses and wild creatures. ”
After listening to Pangu's words, the three gods were ashamed, and they were taught, and then they calmed down, squinted their eyes, and no longer had the restlessness they had just had.
While sighing at Pangu's profound consciousness, I asked him with pity: "Looking at your appearance, you should be hungry, right?"
The gods nodded at me: "Hmm~"
I said don't stand still, and there's never a rule that you can't eat when you talk.
The gods were embarrassed: "The problem is that we have nothing to eat, so we are waiting for you to help, but I didn't expect Lily to come empty-handed." ”
I turned around and asked Lingjiao, "Do you have anything to eat in your pocket?"
Lingjiao lowered his head and turned into the small shoulder pocket, and it took half a day to turn out half a bag of dog food, and he likes to grind his teeth with this thing when he is fine.
This is embarrassing, can you eat dog food?
The answer is that it can be eaten, and it has a great appetite for the gods.
Pangu chewed the dog food with relish and explained to me: "The pet food in the thousand machines is made according to the taste of virtual creatures, you don't look at us as gods, but a lot of basic data is directly applied to the setting of ordinary creatures, so all kinds of big fish and meat delicacies are almost no different to us, but this dog food and cat food can be fatal, and it will be uncomfortable if you don't eat it for a few days." ”
The truth is this truth, but I still feel unbearable to watch a group of virtual gods gnaw dog food, I said to Lingjiao: "Look at the deduction of you, usually you don't always carry small food in your pocket, just divide everyone a little, rest assured, I will let you come back after a while, I can't let you lose your mouth!"
Lingjiao is a thief, it found that this space is the only food in its pocket, afraid of staying for a long time and running out of food, so it will not show the family's background, and after I repeatedly promised to confirm, it reluctantly took out all the small food in the shoulder pocket.
Unexpectedly, after the gods saw the small food taken out by Lingjiao, they refused one after another, saying that they couldn't eat it.
I said why?
Pangu said embarrassedly: "The existence of my door is to interact with players~ In order to reflect the characteristics of the oriental gods, our basic program is set to the canines closest to humans, so we can't eat these small foods." ”
I still don't understand: "It's so disrespectful to you, but what does this have to do with eating snacks?"
Pangu looked frightened: "There is chocolate in the snack ......"