Chapter 6: The Dead
"55555, do you think Lao Tzu wants to! Tell me, how could I be so unlucky? I was killed by that slut of Mei Sang twice in a row, last time Lao Tzu was seriously injured, and the slut took advantage of the danger of others, and she suffered a little injury, but the body that Lao Tzu had been in for 600 years was gone. I finally found a physical body that matched my life, and it took me fifty years to improve my cultivation to the Jindan stage, and I deliberately disguised it as the foundation building period. Now, it's gone, and it's still so ......."
"Ah!! Meisang, you wait for Lao Tzu, I must abolish you, and then let you be raped by a bunch of ugly monsters, kill first and then rape, rape first and then kill......" In the current situation, when someone asked, the wreckage was crackling and complaining.
Dare Yao looked at the angry ball of light coldly, "You should be glad that you don't have a body now, otherwise you would have ...... Uncle will slaughter you. "actually said cruel words in front of my girl, and the second senior sister would have stabbed him to death a long time ago.
"Enough! Being strong by such a big beauty, it tastes good!" suddenly came out, and then looked at the silence of the treacherous ball of light, Dare Yao suddenly felt that the people of the Demon Dao were really bottomless.
Dang Yao stood up and patted her clothes, ready to leave.
"Stop! She's a pretty fart, that kind of femme fatale doesn't even bother to look at her when she strips naked, Lao Tzu's taste is high! What I like is the number one beauty in the world of cultivating immortals!"
Dare Yao took another treacherous book and flipped through it, "Do you like Yaona? It's a pity that Yaona's beauty won't take a fancy to you...... Nothing. β
"Who said that the number one beauty in the immortal cultivation world is the kind of mediocre woman with empty appearance!"
Dare Yao took a serious look at the wreckage, and had the guts! If Senior Sister Jiu heard someone say that she was mediocre, she would definitely run away, and the lethality of this word would not be overwhelmed by the fact that her sweetheart liked someone else. In the former she would kill the person who said it, and in the latter she would kill the woman or the man.
"Her appearance is unparalleled in the world, and her beauty is stunning...... The words of praise for her are indescribable! She isβHua Xue!"
Chemistry?=Chemistry Old Man=Tai Chi=...... Memories of the time trip popped up in Dang Yao's mind.
The voice of the ball of light was full of anger, "Hey, don't tell me, you don't know who the flower snow fairy is!"
Don't you know it's embarrassing? "Do you know Wu Xi? That's the real first beauty!"
"I've lived for more than 800 years, and I've had a lot of experience, so why haven't I heard of it!"
"Cut, you can see more and be more knowledgeable, can you have ......" Miss Ben has read countless immortal cultivation secrets since she was a child? What is the use of you living for more than 800 years, you can compare to the Flying Immortal Gate for tens of thousands of years. But these words cannot be said.
"What can it be?"
"Ahem, can you have the experience of the old man? The old man has seen more beauties than you have walked. β
"Oh, senior, tell me how Wu Xi compares to the Flower Snow Fairy!"
"Needless to say, first of all, Wu Xi is ......" suffered, almost slipped away, how can you tell others these things. Dare Yao hurriedly changed her words, "Why did the old man tell you this." β
"Cut~ I don't know, just say it. The light ball adjusted his tone, full of admiration, "Huaxue Fairy is the head of the Flying Immortal Sect! Cultivation genius, he ...... when he was twenty years old."
Hearing 'Feixian Gate Leader', Dare Yao stopped, I never knew that my mother's name was 'Hua Xue'!
"Hey, are you listening to me? β
"Yes. You just say that it is the head of the Flying Immortal Sect! I see, you and that Mei Sang are very good!"
"Do you want to say, don't be delusional! Yes, Flower Snow Fairy, I can't ask for it. However, my standards are not as low as Mei Sang's slut. β
Dare Yao looked left and right, up and down, and looked up and down, "Just your current wandering spirit, I guess if you don't find a magic weapon to attach to, it's dawn, and you should disperse." β
The ball of light flew in front of him at once, "That, senior, can you give me that picture to use." β
"Hehe, why?" lowered my head and continued to flip through the book, what I got was mine.
"I, I'm ......" The wreckage didn't think of what he could say for a long time.
"Otherwise, you should be the old man's attendant!" "How can you go out without a companion! I will never admit that it is because I have no ability to survive outdoors.
"Follower !!" Tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, I couldn't imagine that the wreak of one of the six wrecks of my Demon Dao had actually been reduced to the point of being a follower, this was all caused by that stinky woman in Meisang!
"From now on, I'll call the old man, my lord! β
Patience!"Big ~ people ~ can you ......"
Dare Yao smiled and raised the scroll, and the wreckage immediately flew in. After thinking about it, Dang Yao still hung the storage bag of the squire, thought about it again, and asked, "The wreckage, what does that body look like before?"
"What are you going to do?" asked Gui Gui, and a man in gray appeared in front of Dare Yao.
"Uh...... Your taste needs to be strengthened!"
"If you want to talk about obscenity, you can say it! You don't know how difficult it is to find a body that can be used by the original god to live in, and you want to ...... it at the beginning."
"Stop! I know all your deeds, I have never seen a monk like you, even if you are poor and white in the storage bag, you will still be killed by that one. Seriously, if you have a choice, Ben and Ben won't be transformed into your obscene appearance!"
The treacherous look at him changed all of a sudden, and he couldn't see through it with his late Yuan Infant Divine Sense, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he would have really thought that he was like this. This behavior of Dare Yao made the wreckage deeply awe-inspired, and the old monster with high cultivation, uh...... The enemy is strong and I am weak, so it's better to be safe!
The outer gate of the Flying Immortal Gate
'Hey, where the hell is this?'
'I don't call hey, and don't you notice, you've walked through this tree six times, can't you just listen to me for directions?'
"What's the attitude! You have to be honored as an adult! Also, all the fault is your problem! Understand!" Look at this big tree that is no different from the surrounding trees, dare Yao pouted.
'Hey, don't deceive people too much!'
'Do you think you have a say now?'
β......βKAO
'......' stupid β (β__β) β
"Brother Shen, what are you doing under the Lianrong tree?" a puzzled male voice came out.
'Brother Shen?' Which green onion is it!
"It's telling me, you pay attention, don't let Chen Ba notice that something is wrong!" said the treacherous corpse through his divine sense.
Dang Yao turned around leisurely and leaned against the trunk of the tree, "Brother Chen, here you are just here to enjoy the Lian Rong Tree under the moonlight! Lian Rong Tree?"
Lian Rongshu, who ranked tenth on the list of rare treasures in the Tianheng Continent, was actually this kind of tree that was not conspicuous when thrown in the forest, thanks to Miss Ben who heard about it, she still wanted it, and she couldn't get it by pestering Senior Sister Jiu, I felt that Senior Sister's laughter was so strange at that time!
"Hey, I said, sir, can you not get distracted?" And a Lianrong tree, are you so surprised?'
'Isn't Lianrong Tree the only one in the world, and will appear at the outer gate?'
"You're talking about the main body of Lian Rong Shu, this is just its seed, and this seed is everywhere, and it doesn't even have the qualifications to be planted in the inner gate of the Feixian Gate!"
Dare Yao, we have to be calm, don't be like the devil!Smile...... "Brother Chen is so late, why did he come out for a walk?"
"Late?" looked up at the morning light on the top of the mountain in the east, "Brother Shen is really joking, it's already midday." I'm just coming out to see what's going on in this Flying Immortal Gate? Presumably Brother Shen is too. β
"Uh...... Yes, it's noisy in the middle of the night, so I'll come out and take a look. "It's past five o'clock.
"Then let's go to the restaurant together, Brother Shen. β
"Okay, Brother Chen will go first...... "Are you going to eat so early?"
"Brother Shen, go first!"
"No, no, no, Brother Chen. β
......
"Brother Shen, when have you been so polite. Then take the next step. β
Dang Yao, who was walking behind, took a deep breath and almost showed her stuffing, pay attention next time. "I said, what is the name of your body? What is the name of Chen Ba, the name is so vulgar, the person looks even more vulgar, how can you speak in such a tone!'
That's what happened to him, that thought, my lord, that you actually match his tone so well. You don't know how ugly people pretend to be B! Also, you always remember, this skin is called Shen Liu. β
An hour later~
I...... Speechless, what kind of food and dwelling is this, in that Karali? Why have you been walking for so long!!
The ghost state of the ghost, at this time the head is very headache, very speechless, "Are you both blind? I don't see the big red building on the left! I don't see the two big words: "Shiju!" Don't you feel that you have passed by the door three times?'
Dare Yao's eyes widened, can you blame Miss Ben for this?!I just discovered the attribute of being a road idiot, and the brother Chen who walked in front of me, striding with his head held high, walking leisurely, was simply deceiving my trust!
Dare Yao stood still at the door of the dining room, thinking about whether to go in by herself or shout at the Chen fool in front of her. If you don't know the place well, I'll pull him up!
Before he could put it into action, Chen Ba walked back by himself. "Brother Shen, I seem to remember, I'm a bit of a road idiot, so I ......"
"So can I say that the food house is next to us?" looked up and raised his hand, looking at the big red building, which felt like an ancient green building, and it was not a building for eating at all.
Suddenly there was a sound in my ears, "What are you looking at? Standing at the door stupidly, don't you want to go in? My sister and uncle have already found a good place to sit inside." Just now I was still thinking about Chen Ba, where must you have lost your way again! You can find it, let's go in together, Shen Daoyou will also come ......"
Crackling, a series of words came out, and Dang Yao followed the blue-robed woman in and sat down in a daze.