Volume 10 Zion, the first capital in the world 136 dumpling jokes
As soon as the voice fell, I felt that someone behind me had pulled the corner of my clothes. As soon as he turned around, he saw Maya's little face, looking at himself with a flattering expression: "Blue, I want to stand next to Brother Xu Zheng." I have too little strength to squeeze in...... Will you let me stand next to him? Okay, Big Brother Blue. ”
Bruud was stunned, and he thought too...... However, in front of him was his beloved little sister, so he had to rub her little face painfully: "Okay, big brother will let you." Who made you the little princess who hurt the most for your brother. ”
Maya raised her little face and smiled, hugged Bruce's thigh hard, and said sweetly in a hoarse voice that couldn't be healed after being hit hard: "I know, my brother loves me the most." ”
Then he beckoned to the back: "Saidi, Saidi, come to me, I found the place!"
The fourth elder of the Samus royal family rushed over and squeezed his eldest brother aside, and the two little children all stood on Xu Zheng's right side.
The two children just stood in one place, and secretly squeezed their eyebrows there with silly fun, and their faces were full of pride after the implementation of the little abacus. Xu Zheng realized at a glance that he dared to love these two treacherous little ghosts who were playing tricks there, knowing that his own people were too weak to squeeze in, so he waited for their stupid big brother to squeeze it, and then begged to come over and enjoy the success after it was over...... Isn't this the otherworldly version of the clam and crane fighting, and the fisherman profits? Sure enough, it is worthy of being produced by the royal family, and there are a lot of tricks.
Bruce also understood, angry and funny, and said, "You two, join forces to calculate your big brother, huh? ”
Maya blushed and hung her head, but Sadie said confidently: "Big brother, you won't take us anywhere, so let's not talk about it." You still dominate Brother Xu Zheng all day long, he is also our second brother, not your second brother. So this time. You've got to let us. The elder brother let the younger brother, it is justified!"
Damn the imp!
Bruce couldn't help but squeeze his face hard, and the child screamed in pain before letting go.
Looking down at his younger siblings, Sadie grew stronger and stronger, and now he had the smell of a small sapling. Maya's expression was far more cheerful than before. There are many less timid and unconfident appearances, and even the withered yellow hair on the head is shinier than before, and there is a faint tendency to return to the authentic golden yellow of the Samue family.
What an older brother wants to see most is nothing more than the happiness of his younger siblings. So Bruce was so happy with the calculation that he smiled and paced over when he saw Starpadet waving at him like a puppy.
Looking at the fighting methods of the three brothers, younger brothers and sisters, Xu Zheng kept laughing. After laughing for a long time, he felt that something was wrong, and turned his head...... Scared, two big handsome faces are behind him.
Tilting his head back a little, he could see that it was Mu Chuchu and Sauron, and the two of them were clinging to him as if they were spirits behind them. At this distance, Zai Jun's face is really terrifying because of the distance. The reason is the same as the teddy bear in the hand of the little girl doll, the little soft hugging is very cute. It's so tall that it's nearly a person's height and cute, but if it's as big as a building, it can only be described as a nightmare......
Xu Zheng felt this way now, and couldn't help but ask in a trembling voice: "You guys...... What are you going to do?"
Sauron stretched out an index finger and picked at his head with a movement similar to the stiff movements of a dragon's claw, and smiled dryly, "I don't think I'll be able to learn it, but I want to see it." Maybe you can show off in the clan in the future. Also, I think you must make the best taste, so I want to be closer to you......"
You just say it's more convenient when you eat! Nima's, foodie!
Turning to look at the beginning of the wood again, the wood still had the one hundred and one expression on his face, and said with a cold face: "I can't learn!"
Xu Zheng decomposed and combined his words for a long time to understand, it should be said that he definitely couldn't learn it, but he wanted to see the fun, so he watched there like a spirit behind him - he couldn't move his hands, and he could move his eyes.
Xu Zheng didn't mind if he stood behind him and watched. It's just that your uncle can't talk so economically? It's hard to understand. And can you not stand so close, the breath on your body is very cold, do you know, dear......
At the beginning, Mu didn't feel that he was close to his physique, and he still looked like a piece of wood with a straight face. It's - it's a pity to be alive on that face!
Xu Zheng sighed, trying to ignore the cold air, silly air, stupidity, and other strange breaths emitted by non-human creatures around him, and first reached out from the flour box and grabbed a handful of dry corn starch and sprinkled it on the table.
Everyone grabbed the powder and sprinkled the powder in a different way, and it was obviously a very simple action that some people couldn't do well, such as Xu Zheng's new father, Aosen, who just sprinkled corn starch on the table, and he sprinkled it on the opposite side.
I saw that the whole orderly scene was suddenly very chaotic, and for a while, the smoke of gunpowder was filled, and the scene was full of powder.
Is this a mess? It's just the beginning...... What is this? Xu Zheng was embarrassed.
However, Al Qian saw the opportunity quickly, quickly drew a starlight array, and said softly: "Quiet!"
The Eagle King, who had an instinctive understanding of wind spells, stared at him, and did not make any gestures, and the flour and dust in front of him seemed to be pressed by an invisible hand, and he was the first to quietly return to the table. The Tiger King and the Monkey King used techniques similar to gravity, and the flying flour fell like pebbles, and there was still movement when it hit the table. It's really scary!
The other students of the Ministry of Magic touched the bypass, and immediately the magic tricks flew wildly, and countless starlight arrays broke through the air, all hitting the board. I could see that all kinds of lights were flashing in front of me, just like countless colored lights were lit up when they were turned on.
Reimi wanted to pull out the vacuum gun, which she did when she encountered such a situation in her tool room. Fortunately, Lu Qi held down his hand, otherwise it would have been another mess.
Xu Zheng was dumbfounded, this is still cooking, how can it be the same as the confrontation between the two armies?
When the flour that had been raised was set down by various wind-fixing techniques of varying power, everyone fell silent, and then burst out laughing. Even the children of the nobles who stood and stopped in the distance couldn't hold back and laughed one after another. This time, they really weren't looking at the joke, but the scene was just too funny.
Lucina put one hand on Carlo's shoulder, laughed with tears in her eyes, and asked, "Was this a common situation when you were at Orson Manor?"
Hughes beside her smiled and replied, "Oh, it's so common. See you almost every day! There are always unexpected and unexpected things happening. ”
Lucina wanted to laugh even more, and laughed until she went limp, and she had to rest on Quincy.
"Don't mess around!" Xu Zheng said.
"Who's messing around?" Hawke said dissatisfiedly, "and it wasn't on purpose. How many of the people present can cook?"
The cowherd retracted his hand to poke the dough, still looking at it with fascination, and always felt that it was soft like a big piece of cow dung that had just come out of the cage, which made people uncontrollably want to poke it all the time. As far as the feel of the poke just a few times is concerned, it's really good!
Xu Zheng listened to Hawke's words, and then looked at these unprofessional people all the way, and deeply felt that Hawke's words were too right! This idea had just risen from his heart, and suddenly his eyelids were beating wildly, and he suddenly felt that it was a terrible idea to make dumplings by himself.
But obviously, it's no longer okay to do it, everyone is on the field, don't say it, if he changes to a one-person bag, this has to be covered to Monkey Niu Ma Yue?
With a drum beating in his heart, he still stubbornly continued to the next step, and said in his mouth: "Look at it, don't fool around!" Lingmeimei, I warn you that you are not allowed to take out those strange tools!"
After laying out the cornstarch to prevent the bread from sticking to the tabletop, the second step is to take the dough. Pick off a suitable small ball from the large dough, about the size of a walnut, first knead it into a round ball, and then press it with the palm of your hand to press it into a flat cake shape.
This series of steps was not difficult, everyone did a good job, and there were no catastrophic and terrible accidents. Now even the oldest Monkey King boss has seen the fun, and he has pulled down several flour balls and pressed them all into round cakes.
"Now it's hard. Xu Zheng said, took the round wooden stick in one hand, and said, "I call this a rolling pin." ”
"Not a weapon?" Quincy said, "I thought it was for cooking, for self-defense." ”
Uncle Quincy, what kind of trouble are you making of? Can you not be so dark? Who is guarding against when cooking? Snatching food? This psychology is so dark...... Xu Zheng's face darkened. Then he realized that Quincy was not the only one who was thinking so, and many of the orcs and the academy's warrior department students showed expressions of sudden realization.
For a moment, Xu Zheng really wanted to scratch the wall! Why is this cultural generation gap so big?
With a handsome face, Xu Zheng said angrily: "Look at it." ”
Press the rolling pin against the edge of the dough, slightly away from the center, and start rolling outward about two-fifths of the way through the center of the circle. While rolling, he turned the dumplings in his hand, and in a moment a round dumpling skin was rolled out.
Carrying the perfect dumpling skin, Xu Zheng was quite proud in his heart - in order to prevent embarrassment during the demonstration, he practiced quietly all night.
"Like this, a dumpling wrapper is ready. ”
Everyone looked at him dumbfounded, hey, can you still play like this?
So everyone became interested, many rolling pins flew together, and everyone experimented to make a dumpling skin like Xu Zheng.
Everyone started together, and they all worked hard to make a judgment soon.
A homely lady like Lucina, who thought about it seriously, then rolled the dough slowly, and finally got a dumpling skin that was no worse than Xu Zheng's. And like Baron Lily, who is not diligent and does not divide the grains, the rolled out is not called a dumpling skin, it is called amoeba amoeba, it is difficult to describe what the dumpling skin that appeared in his hand at the end looks like.
There weren't many people present who had better craftsmanship than him, everyone looked at each other, and then looked at Xu Zheng's production and Lucina's production, which were standard enough to be used as templates, and laughed wildly.
"Come again, come again!" Starpadet put aside her first round and flat prototype and started the second round like everyone else. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point () to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support, is my biggest motivation. For mobile phone users, please go to M. to read. )