readx; After a while, the inn was just a tavern, with only five or six tables in the small storefront, and only five or six guest rooms, plus the shopkeeper and the proprietor, and there were only six people - two cooks, a chaifu, and a shopkeeper. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The business is so-so and passable, although there are not many customers, but it can be regarded as a coastal city, and the money earned is just enough to ensure the daily meals of six people.

At this time, it was the morning, there was not a single guest in the inn, and the shopkeeper was lying behind the counter to settle the accounts. Don't think he's serious, he's settling accounts under his hands, and his eyes can be on the other side. Following his gaze, four clerks were sitting around a table, drinking tasteless white water and talking with relish.

Listen carefully, it turned out that it was the thinnest black-clothed boy among the four who was saying, and the three big men kept asking "then, then".

The young man in black whetted the appetite of the big man, looked at their mouths full of saliva that was about to flow out, suddenly slapped the table, and said: "I want to know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown!"

Where were the three big men willing, they stretched out their hands and pulled him back, pressed him on the table, pointed at him with one finger at each other, and shouted in unison: "Don't come to this set, say it quickly, what's going on next?"

The black-clothed young man frowned, and said reluctantly: "Three brothers, didn't we say okay, one paragraph a day, and now all brothers have made an exception to talk about two paragraphs, and they don't have to take an inch." You see, it's almost noon, and the guests will be there, so let's go and get ready. ”

The shopkeeper raised his head, squinted his eyes, and said to the black-clothed young man: "Xiao Lingzi, what about talking about meat jokes again? If you want to talk about it, you can finish it in one go, this will suffocate them, and the guests can say that the food is not better than before." ”

"My old shopkeeper, if you want to listen, you can listen generously, and Xiao Lingzi will not charge you a separate fee. This is a dual-purpose account, the account is wrong, the boss lady won't let you go to the kang, what should you do if you have nowhere to vent your fire?"

The shopkeeper was not angry, and scolded with a smile: "You muddy boy, you lack a daughter-in-law to take care of this broken mouth, say, do you see the little girl who is setting up a stall in the corner, and there is a fire in the crotch of your pants? ”

Xiao Lingzi hurriedly changed the topic: "The shopkeeper must have a small treasury privately, otherwise how can I have the money to marry a wife?" But you have to be careful that the proprietress finds out, and then thinks that you should take this money to go somewhere you shouldn't go, and the consequences will ......."

Speaking of this, Xiao Lingzi turned his head, looked obscene, and said to the three big men: "Brothers, if you guess my riddle, my brother will tell the next paragraph." The shopkeeper's guess doesn't count, and he doesn't listen to meat jokes. ”

The three big men, you look at me, I look at you, the opinions were agreed, Xiao Lingzi let go, and asked, "What puzzle?"

Xiao Lingzi straightened his clothes unhurriedly, smiled mysteriously, and whispered, "Listen well, just say it again." The husband kissed his daughter-in-law's hand, and later the daughter-in-law's best friend --- a good friend who was pregnant and pregnant with the cub of this husband's buddy. Guess what?"

"What's so difficult about this," a cook with a disdainful face, "They have a leg!" Xiao Lingzi shook his finger: "That's not right." The information is here, the two of them are not husband and wife, they have not committed adultery, and they may not even know each other. Guess, guess slowly. ”

The shopkeeper slapped the counter: "Go to work, guess what a riddle!" When the three big men walked to the back hall with a thoughtful face, a paper ball of the shopkeeper smashed on Xiao Lingzi's head: "Stinky boy, are you sincere? I really don't know where you got so many messy jokes!"

Xiao Lingzi wiped the table, smiled, and said in his heart, where did I get these jokes?

This little Lingzi is not a teenager, her name is Ling Xiaoxiao - the name given by the family is Ling Xiao, but the person who registered on the household registration said that the name was too big for her to hold on, so he took it upon himself to change her name - originally an ordinary female student, a full-time tiaoxi female classmate in her student career for more than ten years, taking into account the recruitment of cats and dogs to go to the house to uncover the tiles, a typical liumang female man. Even the figure is very cooperative, no chest, no waist, no buttocks, and the face looks like Li Yuchun.

But somehow, one day she skipped class and was sleeping under the shade of a tree, and when she woke up, she found herself lying in an alley. As far as the eye can see, the green bricks, cornices, tiles, and raindrops are all the characteristics of ancient houses; Confucian shirts, strong suits, boots, and swords are all dressed up by ancient men in film and television dramas, and even these men have long hair.

Ling Xiaoxiao was stunned, am I crossing over or dreaming? She won't pinch herself hard, it hurts too much, although she doesn't care about getting a little injured, but she can't do self-abuse.

When she woke up, Ling Xiaoxiao was still wearing her summer school uniform, short-sleeved T-shirt and trousers, which was out of place with the people on the street, and everyone looked at her with a strange look, as if they were looking at ...... Because she is poorly clothed, and her long hair is tied in a ponytail, she will not be considered to have any identity anywhere.

What made Ling Xiaoxiao speechless the most was that her age had actually changed, becoming fifteen or sixteen years old, in case she didn't grow up for twenty years like Conan, then she wouldn't be a Tianshan child? Ling Xiaoxiao wandered on the street for two days, and finally confirmed that she had crossed over. Holding the coins thrown by those who thought they were "doing good", in line with the principle of not wanting nothing in vain, I went to buy some steamed buns or something to satisfy my stomach, and I survived hunger and hunger.

The appearance of the coins here is not the same as that of ancient Chinese coins, it is actually half of a Taiji diagram, and there is a hole in the position of the black and white dots. Ling Xiaoxiao searched all his memories of this and found that he had never seen a coin of this style at all.

Anyway, it's money anyway. Ling Xiaoxiao clutched the only Tai Chi fish left in her hand, and decided to look for a job in accordance with the spiritual guidelines of "money is not everything, but no money is everything".

But most of the people who show up on the street are men, and she will definitely not be able to find a proper job as a girl. immediately took advantage of his physical appearance and pretended to be a boy. In the first two days, she was not idle, she turned a few large shops, wrote down the few of them that recruited workers, and looked for them one by one, whether it was a pawnshop or an inn, she did not refuse to come, and walked through them all, but repeatedly hit a wall. It's all big shops, who would want a beggar?

Just when Ling Xiaoxiao was desperate, thinking that he was going to become the first beggar in the history of crossing, the current shopkeeper appeared. He invited Ling Xiaoxiao to a full meal, gave her two new clothes, and said to Ling Xiaoxiao: "My inn is small, and my business is average, I can take care of your food and accommodation when I work here, but I don't have money for you." I see that you have been looking for a day to work, and you are not like an ordinary beggar, you are a person who eats by your own ability, would you like to come to me?"

Ling Xiaoxiao hung a mouth full of noodles and nodded desperately. It doesn't matter if there is money to give her or not, the important thing is that she doesn't have to suffer the white eyes of those who throw money, and there is food.

So she settled in this inn and changed the inn's name to such a funny one. The boss and the proprietress are very good to her, she also works hard, and the inn business is not busy, so in her spare time, she will talk about the adapted version of "Water Margin" - "The Story of Three Women and One Hundred and Five Men", and come to a few meat jokes to tease the three stupid men, and it has been more than a month.