Chapter 86: The King Is Hard to Make
Entrusted by people, loyal to people.
Although he was not optimistic about Yunero's "Longtou Island Reorganization Plan" at all, the panda still stayed on Longtou Island and helped Yunelo as an instructor.
This is the whole winter.
By the time spring blooms – oh, there is no such thing in the Southern Islands, there is no winter here, they bloom all year round, and there is no such thing as "spring warmth", only the difference between mildly hot, hot, very hot – and by the beginning of April, Yunero finally went crazy.
He began to rush to the road and look up to the sky and howl, hit his head against the wall at every turn, and bite a hole in a table made of solid wood at every turn.
"Poor boy, I'm afraid I'm not crazy......" Seeing him scream again and rush out, smashing a stone and rumbling into a tree in the woods near the town, Mandu sighed, "It's not easy to be the boss!"
"If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight. Lana said solemnly, "When he's done venting, the documents that should be processed will still have to be dealt with." ”
The panda who rushed to hear the news asked wonderingly, "What kind of document made him crazy like this?"
So the three of them went to Yunero's office and saw the papers scattered all over the floor. Mandu cast a spell and found the one that had recently been read, picked it up and looked at it, and the three of them looked at each other for a moment.
It was an implementation report on the promotion of night school construction among the lizardmen.
According to the report, the lizardman night school dozing off has improved significantly over the past week, and it has been verified that nearly 2,000 of the 1,455 night school students did not fall asleep during night school this week.
Well, remove all sorts of roundabout nonsense, and that's pretty much what this report is about.
So the question is, nearly 1,500 people, going to school for a week, how many times are there in total?
"No wonder Yune is mad......" Panda sighed, "It's hard to be the boss!"
"It's not that his idea is unreliable!" Mundu shook his head, "What the hell is a night school! The lizardmen have no tradition of reading and writing, they are standard barbarians!"
"Barbarians can also learn culture. Lana said solemnly, "Ancient Greece was wiped out by the barbarian Romans, and ancient Rome was wiped out by the barbarian Germans, but later, these barbarians became cultural people, so that European culture was passed down from generation to generation, and until now, they still respect ancient Greece as the source of European culture......"
"Don't talk about it! Europeans believe in God, ancient Greeks believe in Olympian gods, this is not the same thing!" Mundu complained, "This kind of source is not reliable at all!"
"Take our China as an example, relative to the Shang Dynasty, the Zhou Dynasty was a barbarian, relative to the Zhou Dynasty, the Qin Dynasty was a barbarian, relative to the ......"
"Okay, okay, don't talk about that. Panda interrupts Lana, who doesn't know where he learned about history - even though he studied computer science instead of history, and thinks that Lana's history is definitely problematic, "What are we going to do now?
"You don't need to look for him to come back, he is just depressed, and he will naturally come back when he finishes venting. Lana said nonchalantly, "He still has so many documents to look at and so many things to deal with." ”
Panda couldn't help but sigh as he looked at the papers scattered all over the office on the floor.
"I now understand why that guy Locke looks like he's going to die of overwork all day long, and even often needs to die and come back to refresh his state to get rid of his fatigue......
"That's how Zhuge Liang died. Mandu sighed as well, "It's good that we're immortal." ”
However, even if the body is immortal, there is still a limit to mental strength.
Half an hour later, Yunero returned exhausted, and was dragged into the office by Lana as soon as she returned.
He looked at the thick stack of papers on the table and asked weakly, "These documents...... Can't you help me deal with some?"
"The core of a state's power lies in punishment and reward, which is the exclusive power of the king, and no courtier can encroach upon it. Lana said solemnly, "These documents I have given you are all related to punishment or reward. I will never interfere in these things, you can only handle them yourself!"
"I trust you. ”
"It's not about trust!" Lana, still grim-faced, "You're the king of this country, I'm just a minister." No matter how much you trust me, I can't meddle in the king's power. ”
"I'm not afraid that you will plot to usurp the throne......"
"But this will give others a bad impression and make them make wrong judgments!" Lana's eyes widened, and the fluff on her face seemed to stand upside down, as if she was a little angry, "You are the king of a country, you must completely control the power in your hands, and no one can spy on your power!"
"Peep or something...... They can't beat me......"
"You can't let them think like that!" Lana said word for word, almost putting her face in front of Yunero, "You must tell them with your actions that not only are they not negotiable, they don't even have to think about it, it's in vain!"
Her momentum was so fierce that even Yunero was so shocked that she couldn't speak.
After a while, she retreated and regained her usual expression: "In short, you can not be wise, you can not be decisive, you can not be wise, you can not be brave...... But you have to hold on to the power and give nothing to others!"
With that, she turned and walked out of the door, but sat down on the doorstep.
"I'm sitting here today, when will you deal with these documents, when will you be able to rest!"
"Hey, I remember the other day I had already issued a document on 'labor hours,' right?"
"That's right. ”
"On that document, any worker in any position under my rule was required to work no more than ten hours a day. Yunero protested, "I'll count it myself!"
"Kings are not men. ”
"What the hell is this! Why am I not human?"
"The king must eliminate his 'human' side, as long as his subjects feel his 'inhuman' side. "The more inhuman he is, the more his subjects worship and fear him, and this is the best, god-like king." ”
Yunero sighed deeply: "You're asking too much!"
"It doesn't matter, the years are long, just encourage yourself and keep improving. Lana's tone was finally a little more relaxed, "You have countless hours to keep improving, even if you are a pig, you can become a pig after hundreds of years of hard work." ”
“...... If you become a pig, isn't that still a pig!"
Skye approached with a bow in hand when he heard the noise and protests coming from the office, paused, listened for a moment, and shook his head.
"Come on, be a great king!"
After saying that, he turned his head and walked towards the bow and arrow training ground without looking back.