After Liu Siyan finished 'handing over', when she saw Xu Yang's slightly excited meaning, she knew that this guy was not a good thing, but she was still very satisfied with Xu Yang's attitude, and she decided whether to create a chance for the two of them to be alone.

Since Liu Siyan entered the house, Wang Yang's eyes looked at it vigorously, and the second Chen Guo didn't want the boss to suffer too much after all, and said: "Boss, can you restrain yourself, don't say that you are a brother when you suffer a loss." ”

"Hmph, second brother, you are too worried, who am I Wang Yang, what kind of 'female' person can escape from the palm of my hand, saying that you didn't listen to her, he remembers knowing me as a person. I found out that I was genuine, I fell in love with her!"

Gotcha, this fussy guy is hopeless. Chen Guo didn't care about him anymore, and he found it himself to die ugly for a while.

At this time, Liu Siyan also came out of the study. glanced at Wang Yang with pure and charming eyes. It was this glance that made our Wang Yang classmates fall into a crash again.

Liu Siyan sat there, showing a restless and awkward atmosphere. With Wang Yang's many years of experience in the love field, Xu Yang's "sister" is absolutely pure and lovely.

"What about your brother?" First of all, as a standard 'pervert', it is skillful to talk to a beautiful 'woman', and the most basic point is to talk to the other party, and it will not make the other party disgusted.

"My brother is reading a book looking for information, and he will come out soon, alas, I haven't poured water when you guys come. I'll bring it to you now, what are you all drinking?"

"No, no, let's just sit and wait for a while! You don't have to be busy, early in the morning because of the arrival of a few of us, you are busy, I will not be able to go. ”

Look at this little talk, how hard it is! Chen Guo suddenly discovered that this person, who has been hunting geese all year round, will be pecked by geese one day. Wang Yang, this kid doesn't want to live, and he can't help it. It's also known as reading countless 'women', where are these eyes?

"You're really 'good', and you're 'very' empathetic!" Liu Siyan said as embarrassed as he did at first.

This made Wang Yang fart, and thought: This is the charm of Lao Tzu, and a few words will make the chick's goodwill towards herself rise infinitely.

The second point of the 'pervert' wolf remarks, when there is a beautiful 'woman' sitting in front of him, his eyes should look directly into the eyes of the other party, no matter how good the figure of the beautiful 'woman' is, don't use his eyes to look at the places that should not be seen, so Wang Yang's eyes at this time are like a righteous gentleman, looking at each other's eyes.

The third point is to make the other party think that you are an interesting person, so Wang Yang said a few words without words, and then changed the topic and said: "Alas, the second child, the fourth child, do you know? ”

"Brother Wang Yang, what is it that makes you feel aggrieved?" Liu Siyan pretended to be a cherry pill and looked at Wang Yang with clear eyes, and the kid who was called by Brother Wang Yang was almost beautiful.

Immediately said with an extremely aggrieved expression: "I'll tell us, our family is a little money, many people call our family a nouveau riche, but our family has a bright college student like me, so my mother decided to supplement her knowledge, during the holidays, my mother was learning English, one day I was watching, my mother came in with a book, and said: Tell me what these words mean." Mom: This "idon'tkno." "What does it mean". I said, "I don't know," Mom: I sent you to college for a few years, why don't you know anything!!! I said: No! Is it "I don't know"!!Mom: Still hard-mouthed!!!@%!#^&%#%@%@#%!^%^!^%^#&. (Assault)

Mom: You're telling me about this. “ikno。 "You know what that means, tell me. I said, "I know!" Mom: If you know, say it. I said, "I know." Mom: Find fault, you?Did you clean up lightly just now?I said: I know!Mom: I know you don't say it!!Don't pretend to understand if you don't understand!&*%^@#!%@^%##*^^^##% (another beating)

Mom: You give me a little care, 'spend' so much money to send you to college, I can't do anything now, I will still play with my mother with a little bit of something, and then ask you the last one, you explain it to me well, I can't say that I'm cleaning you up, you translate it for me "iknobutidon'tanttotellyou." "What do you mean? When I fainted, I picked up a pillow and threw it on my head more than 30 times, hit my head against the wall more than 40 times, 'pumped' my mouth more than 50 times with both hands, and kicked the corner of the table more than 60 times with my 'legs'.

The next day, she came to me again and asked, "Son, i'mveryannoyance, don'ttuoubleme." What do you mean~?" Me: "I'm annoyed, don't bother me"! Mom: "Look for a beating, talk to your mother like this" (so he was flattened)! Mom asked again; iheaothi。 I said, "I didn't hear clearly, say it again!" My mother said again: "I didn't hear clearly, say it again"!

My mother asked again, "What do you mean?" I said, "What do you say?" My mother asked again: "What does lookupiionary mean?" I said, "Look up the dictionary!" "Look up the dictionary and ask you what you do" (Flattened)

Mom asked again: youhadbetterasksomebody. I said, "You'd better ask somebody else." "You're my son, I asked others what they were doing, and I was looking for a fight. "Ahh God save me!" Play with your mother, God can't save you! Let me ask you again: "What do you mean, useyouhead, thenthinkitover!" I said, "Use your brains and think about it." "Stinky boy, dare you play tricks on me"! Then I was about to do it again, and I hurriedly said: "It's the only mother in the world who is good." "Well, that's pretty much it, I'll make you something to eat in a while, and I'll ask you tomorrow!" You say I'm aggrieved, and I don't know if my mother is deliberately playing tricks on me, or if there is something wrong with the book she reads, I want to find the book and burn him. ”

I have to say that Wang Yang's kid told a very good joke, Liu Siyan covered his mouth and laughed, this time Liu Siyan was not pretending, but was really amused. Even the second and fourth Chen Guo laughed.

Just when everyone laughed, Xu Yang came out, and when he saw that everyone in the room was laughing, he didn't expect the atmosphere to be so harmonious!

When Liu Siyan saw Xu Yang coming out, he went over and hugged Xu Yang's arm and shouted, "Brother, your friend is really interesting." ”

Feeling that his arm was squeezed by the "murder weapon" in front of Liu Siyan's 'chest', his body immediately became unnatural, especially the 'chicken' bumps on Xu Yang's body who screamed from his brother fell to the ground. This 'woman' also likes to pretend to be tender.

"San'er, why did you come out. Today we are here to recognize your 'door', and I will come often in the future! By the way, your sister is so beautiful, I happen to have a new movie here, it seems to be a love movie, I just want Wang Yiren to watch it together, can I invite your sister to watch the movie together?"

This is an appointment? Go, go! I agree! Xu Yang shouted in his heart, but he felt the hand on his waist, and he couldn't answer well, and he was the one who suffered, and he refused to say righteous words just now. Xu Yang's mother came out of the room, and when she saw that the living room was so lively, she immediately said:

"Yangyang little baby, the guests at home don't see me!"

O god of the earth, you kill me, I haven't settled this 'female' person yet, and another one is uneven, it's too fucking 'messy'!

Xu Yang's mother looked at Wang Yang, Chen Guo and Shen Luofei. Suddenly, he looked at Wang Yang with bright eyes and said, "This girl is so beautiful!"

Xu Yang didn't believe it, his mother didn't see that Wang Yang was a man, not to mention anything else, he could also see it in his dress! Xu Yang had to explain immediately: "Mom! This is my classmate, Wang Yang, male! He is Chen Guo, this is Shen Luofei, our brother who lives in a dormitory at school!"

"Yo, this child is so beautiful, more beautiful than all 'girl' children!" Xu Yang's mother continued to sigh, and pinched Wang Yang's face as she spoke. This made Wang Yang very embarrassed. The 'female' person who came out of the three of them was Xu Yang's mother, and immediately said in unison: "Hello Auntie!"

"Well, good!Yo, this young man is beautiful, this young man is temperamental, this young man is very MAN! Not bad! Anyway, Siyan, why are you holding my son, you are an elder to make such an ambiguous move, you don't have to be angry when Jianing comes for a while. If you are an aunt like you, you won't like my son too! I don't mind if you marry my son!"

"What, elder, aunt?" the boss Wang Yang heard the sound of a thunderbolt in the ears!