In the vast world, there are many magical beings, some of them are out of the ordinary, some of them are transcendent, and some of them are incomprehensible to the wisdom of human beings.

For example, female drivers are excellent representatives.

Under a cloudless clear sky, a female driver driving a car suddenly turns on the wipers, then you have to be more careful, she is about to turn!

When a female driver is driving towards you at an unusual speed and opening the door in the driver's position, you have to be careful again, because she is using the accelerator as the brake, and thinks that the brake is out of order, and is ready to stop the car with her feet!

When there is a female driver driving behind you and honking the horn, please don't be upset and think that she is rude, in fact, the female driver just mistakenly thinks that the car horn is her megaphone, and mutters while pressing it in the car, thinking that you can understand.

At the gas station, if a female driver who does not have a cigarette in her mouth borrows a lighter from you, don't borrow it, because she plans to use the lighter for lighting, visually check whether the fuel tank is full~

Oh yes, I have to add that even if they have a cigarette in their mouth, they can't borrow it~

It's so magical, it's so unreasonable, did the era of dinosaurs encounter a civilization with female drivers as the main body, so it became extinct~

Of course, it is not because of the great achievements of female drivers in recent years, nor because the excavator major was overwhelmed by the pressure of accidents, so all female students were transferred to the auto repair major, but because Qi Feng's collision incident was clearly investigated.

Through the vehicle information survey and the video playback of the satellite map, we confirmed that the Wuling Hongguang that knocked down Qi Feng that day was the car of Yu Nuo, the dean of the School of Foreign Chinese, and it was indeed driven by her that day.

However, as the party and the perpetrator, she was unexpectedly unaware of what happened that night!

After I got the conclusive evidence, I asked Yadie about Yunuo's recent condition, especially after the night of the incident, if there was anything abnormal.

Yadie often studies and works beside Yunuo, and has many opportunities to observe her up close. She said that Yunuo did become weird after a certain day, she worked overtime until midnight on the first day, and when she arrived at school the next day, she lost her temper, and when she saw people, she would talk to people, saying that someone hated her and retaliated against her, and secretly broke the bumper of her Wuling Hongguang.

Since then, she has investigated this matter every day, investigated almost everything that she can suspect and can contact, and has even included me in the list of suspicions in the past few days, saying that I retaliated against her because of the qualification review.

From her crazy words and deeds, it can be seen that she really doesn't know what happened that night, and then I arranged for someone to follow her a few times and found that she has almost mastered all the driving skills exclusive to female drivers, what wipers are used as turn signals, what accelerators are brakes, and she can do so many times a day.

I didn't believe it after the people below reported it to me, so I drove to confirm it myself last night.

She drove out of work at ten o'clock in the evening, I had a face to face with her, and subconsciously honked the horn to say hello, but someone hit me directly in the face with a far off light, almost blinded me, and only reacted after shaking, turned off the high beam whistle in return, and then disappeared all the way in my sight.

It's just such a thing, Qi Feng persuaded me, forget it, what kind of account is it with this, can you understand it, it's better to stay away from her, and the province will be accidentally injured by her again.

Am I the kind of character who is bullied to the point where I don't keep my voice? Although I admit that I am a little scared, I must get it back!

I asked the following to sort out the evidence of Yu Nuo's accident, and then beat Qi Feng the grounds of teaching kung fu, and beat him to the point that he couldn't get down, and he was

The hospital diagnosed moderate trauma with multiple minor fractures.

Then I gave him a month's leave to recuperate, and told him that if anyone asked how he got the injury, you would say that it was a car crash. Qi Feng looked at me trembling all over, and only then did he realize that I had deliberately beaten him.

There were more hospital diagnoses and new photos of Qi Feng's injuries in the evidence, and then I called Yadie and asked her to send a message to Yunuo on my behalf, saying that the person who smashed her bumper was going to visit her and discuss compensation in detail.

Yadie honestly passed the word for me, and when Yunuo heard that the person who smashed her bumper was indeed me, she immediately agreed to meet me, and the time was set for noon this Saturday, at the Chinese Academy outside the Beitai Technical School.

The Wen brothers and I both wore suits, ties, black leather shoes, and one of us wore a pair of wide-rimmed glasses and carried a leather briefcase. In terms of hairstyle, whether it is their big back or my oblique bangs, there is a thick layer of hair wax, which is recognizable, just like a cow has licked.

Oiran also changed out of cheongsam today and put on a workplace suit and one-step skirt that is both sexy and dignified.

The heels of the heels were long and thin, smaller than my heart.

The flesh-colored stockings fit properly, and they are thinner than my face.

The four first-year university tyrants of the Beitai Technical School have incarnated into the four wonders, ah no, they are the four law elites, and they got into the car with great momentum, ready to go to negotiate.

Before the door was closed, I suddenly realized that something was wrong, and gestured to the Oiran in the driver's seat: "Get out of the back and sit down!"

Oiran got out of the car in a gloomy way, and the face to drive, yesterday I went to the supermarket to help me push a shopping cart can go up the wrong ladder, on the wrong way, she had to catch up with the retrograde, all the way knocked down several old men in the nursing home who came out to touch porcelain on the weekend, if it weren't for my face to put things on the table, all her spare tires were called on and couldn't afford to pay!

Didi Sullen ~~~ Aston Martin drove out of the academy and rode all the way to Chinese academy on speed bumps. I don't feel distressed at all, don't say that this car was borrowed by Guan Oiran's predecessor, even if it's really mine, I'll let it out, today the young master wants a row of noodles~

When I arrived near the Outer Chinese Academy, even if the power of the head of the First Academy was reflected, there were still 1,800 meters before I entered the door, and there were already students from the Outer Chinese Academy guarding the side of the road in three steps, one post, five steps and one sentry, afraid that I would run away.

There is a big threshold at the main entrance of the Chinese Language Academy, at least 20 cm high, except for Wuling Hongguang, there are really few Volkswagen cars that can drive through, let alone my luxury car from a certain ex.

This time I was embarrassed to be hard, but Oiran encouraged me ruthlessly: "It's a big deal to go back and spend the night with him, for the sake of noodles, open!"

Kangdang, Kangdang~

These two voices are worth more than Jacky Cheung's two voices, and everyone who hears them has blood in their hearts.

After driving past the threshold, the luxury sports car fell like it collapsed, and it was only by the internal force of the engine that I drove to the parking lot.

Teachers and student leaders waited for a long time and led us to the dean's office.

Along the way, there were still students from other Chinese colleges, and every student looked at us very unfriendly, which was a matter of course, in their eyes, it was we who smashed the bumper and refused to admit it, which caused them to be suspected by the dean.

I still didn't see Yadie in the whole process.

I haven't seen him for more than a month, and Yunuo still has the same appearance that can't see his age, but his spirit is not as good as before, and he doesn't know whether he is overworked or worried about his car.

The two camps sat down on either side of the long table, and one of us was self-centered, and each of us was in high spirits. On the other side, with Yunuo as the core, they all have an indignant and frustrated face, Yunuo is still a little sobbing and acquiring, and those who don't know can do it

Today is a divorce negotiation.

Yu Nuo adjusted his mood and said in a low voice: "Let's start......"

A male teacher in his 40s beside her said while sorting out the documents in front of her: "Hello Naochun, maybe I should call you the principal of Naochun on this occasion, and the dialogue at the same level can make it easier to discuss the next compensation issue." ”

As soon as he came up, he was aggressive and seemed to be a professional.

I pretended to be cautious and asked Yu Nuo for advice: "Dean Yu Nuo, this is ......"

The man took the initiative to answer: "I am the legal counsel of Dean Yunuo's private car, and I am fully responsible for all the rights and interests of the Wuling Hongguang that you maliciously damaged." ”

Yu Nuo has to fancy that broken car, I'm quite a savior, and I didn't even say to find a legal counsel for my child.

Ignoring our different expressions, the consultant elaborated on his own: "The Wuling Hongguang that you maliciously damaged is the first batch of independently developed and independently produced models in China, which was purchased by President Liu Yang 15 years ago, and personally awarded Dean Yunuo, who first ascended to the position of dean of the College of Foreign Chinese, to show appreciation and reward. ”

Yunuo added unhappily: "I also expressed my admiration for me, I have emphasized it many times~"

The advisor smiled and said, "Yes, yes, if it weren't for this car, you wouldn't be together." ”

Yo, Yunuo and the principal are a couple? This is the first time I've heard of it.

Yu Nuo's eyes flickered, as if he was recalling the past: "It's a pity that our relationship failed to be recognized by the world in the end, and I am still a junior who intervenes in other people's marriages." ”

Everyone's faces were entangled, and some forced a smile: "But we all know that you two really love each other......"

The amount of information is a bit large, but the simple summary is that this Yunuo is the principal's semi-public junior, no wonder he became the dean at such a young age.

As the negotiations continued, the advisor asked me if I knew what the car meant. I didn't take it seriously at all, what did it mean to me, what about the priceless treasure, the bumper was broken by herself.

Then the consultant put forward a bunch of reasoning evidence, and the nature of my behavior, and finally concluded: "Based on the above factors, we demand that you compensate for the losses, totaling 2,100 yuan, and publicly apologize to the victim." ”

I was a little confused: "It's that simple?"

The consultant looked at Yu Nuo, and Yu Nuo raised his eyebrows at me and said: "It's not simple, I want you to apologize to me through your platform media that has tens of millions of followers, you must explain the nature of this car, and I want the whole world to know my relationship with that dead ghost." ”

What is she trying to do? Is she taking this opportunity to officially declare war on her original partner?

The consultant obviously didn't know her original intention in advance, and persuaded: "Dean, you are a strong man, even if the other party is at fault, there is no obligation to publicly apologize as you request, and the degree of compensation has exceeded the scope of normal arbitration." ”

Yu Nuo's eyes were a little confused: "Then I don't want the compensation, and the apology can be waived, as long as my relationship with him is announced, I want everyone in the world to know that I am his woman!"

The advisor is still persuading: "Dean, don't think too much, he has been gone for so many years, you will ......"

I interrupted their conversation: "Alright, don't play any more tricks." ”

Yu Nuo said in a daze: "I didn't play tricks, Liu Yang and I really love each other." ”

"If you don't do this, I think you are just pretending to be crazy and stupid, thinking that by pretending to be mentally ill, you can escape the responsibility of the hit-and-run?