Crazy, crazy, crazy!

Jiang Wanying is already going crazy!

it!

Brother Shovel is so good! He really told a meat joke on the rostrum of the opening ceremony!

The old driver is driving openly!

It's awesome, it's awesome!

Wang Shenxin also has a black line on his face......

What the hell is this, I wouldn't have let you say it if I had known......

However, there are still some melon-eating people in the audience who don't know the truth applauded, thinking that Sunan's poems are well done!

Sunan on the stage gave everyone a kiss, and then walked back to the podium in a chic manner.

On the way back, suddenly a buddy stopped Sunan with a look of admiration on his face.

"Dude, your hands are so wet!"

Sunan was also stunned for a moment, and said very politely.

"Don't dare, don't dare. ”

"Where, where. ”

"Kind to ......"

"Assignment ......"

......

"Little bastard, come back to me!"

Concubine Leng really can't stand it!

Others don't understand what this paragraph means, but Concubine Leng understands, this bastard...... What a shame on yourself, shame on yourself!

One of the most absurd opening ceremonies was finished under a good poem in southern Jiangsu.

As soon as the freshman ceremony ended, a large number of people rushed over in an instant, and they received these freshmen very warmly.

These people don't want to hook up with younger students, but want to pull them into the club.

When Sunan was about to go back to the dormitory, suddenly the guy who had just praised him for being so wet came over directly, patted Sunan lightly on the shoulder, and said with a smile.

"Brother, have you joined the club?"

For this kind of thing, Sunan is actually very resistant, after all, after entering, he has to engage in all kinds of activities, and the most important thing is that Sunan heard that he has to pay ten yuan in dues......

Isn't that a calf, ten dollars can buy two packs of cigarettes?

"I'm sorry, I don't really want to join the club......"

Xiao Chengdong frowned, this is not easy to fall in love with someone, but he must not let him run away.

Originally, their ancient martial arts club was becoming more and more declining, and they were almost unable to raise their heads if they were suppressed by the taekwondo club next door, and if they didn't join the fresh blood, it was estimated that they would be forced to dissolve this semester.

said to Sunan very sincerely, "Brother, I'm really thirsty for talent, if you come to our club, how about I give you a vice president?"

"Forehead ......"

For Xiao Chengdong's enthusiasm, Sunan was a little surprised, although this person looked very good, but Sunan still didn't like the constraints of the club, and smiled helplessly.

"I'm sorry, I really don't want to join the club right now......"

"Alas, well......"

Xiao Chengdong didn't dislike their club, but he didn't want to join any club, and he couldn't force it, so he could only smile and shake hands with Sunan.

"Brother, my name is Xiao Chengdong, someone will bully you in the future, you can come to me. ”

"Sunan, thank you. ”

Although Sunan didn't need anyone to help him, he still understood the kindness of others.

When the two of them were chatting, suddenly there were a lot of people gathered around, and it was very lively.

Xiao Chengdong's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly pulled Sunan and pointed to the middle of the playground.

"Brother, do you see it, that's the school flower of our school, the junior sister, Zhao Wanting. ”

School Flower ......

Sunan now has a big head when he hears these two words, and there are already a lot of school flowers around him, so he doesn't look like he's causing any trouble.

However, Xiao Chengdong was very excited, so he had to pull Sunan over to take a look.

"Brother, you don't dare to do this, school flower, it's rare to see in a hundred years!"

Gradually walking into the crowd, Sunan did see this Zhao Wanting, she looked good, although it was a little worse than Lin Jiaxin, but it was indeed reasonable to make her the school flower.

However, when he saw another person in the middle of the field, Sunan's face changed instantly.

It's Sun Xiaoxue.

Sun Xiaoxue lowered her head at this time, tears fell down her eyes, and she was holding a bowl of steaming instant noodles in her hand, very aggrieved.

And Zhao Wanting, her face was extremely angry, she was wearing a white long skirt, and there was an obvious oil stain on her thigh.

Pointing at Sun Xiaoxue's face, Zhao Wanting scolded.

"You don't walk long, blind! Do you know how much my dress costs? Can you afford it?"

Sun Xiaoxue lowered her head, her hands holding instant noodles trembled a little nervously, and she said very aggrievedly.

"Obviously you hit my ...... on the phone without looking at the road"

Sun Xiaoxue's voice was very small, but before he could finish speaking, Zhao Wanting instantly became angry again, and pointed at her nose in an extremely exaggerated tone.

"I, I hit you? Ask them, in this school, who saw me Zhao Wanting didn't take a detour? Don't you know how to hide, you deliberately sprinkled that instant noodles on my body, do you have to pay for it? You ugly bastard!"

The more Zhao Wanting talked, the more angry she became, she was going to go out shopping with her boyfriend today, but she was tired of talking on the phone just now, and she bumped into this ugly monster all of a sudden, looking at the birthmark on her face, Zhao Wanting was so frightened that she almost didn't throw the phone in her hand, this dirt bun actually sprinkled instant noodle soup on her clothes!

"Let me tell you, you are a dirt bun, I don't think you will go to school, I have more than 60,000 yuan for this skirt, can you afford it?"

"What! 60,000!"

Sun Xiaoxue raised her head instantly, her face was full of shock, she would never have imagined that there were still 60,000 skirts in this world?

60,000 yuan, in their village, several large tiled houses can be built!

"I'm sorry...... I'm sorry, I can't afford ......."

However, when Sun Xiaoxue raised her head, everyone saw the birthmark on her face clearly, and they all sighed bitterly.

Only Zhao Wanting laughed weirdly, and the sound of laughter was very sharp and harsh.

"Hahaha, I said why don't you dare to look up, it turns out that there is such a big birthmark. Don't you know that I'm the school flower of Sanjiang University? Don't you know how to take a detour when you see me like this? Tell me, what should I do today?"

Sun Xiaoxue immediately lowered her head, her face was very aggrieved, she never thought that she would encounter this kind of thing today, she whispered.

"I'm sorry, or I'll wash you......"

Originally, Sun Xiaoxue was in charge of this matter, but when she heard her say that the skirt actually cost 60,000 yuan, even if she sold the family's adobe house, she couldn't afford to pay for it......

Zhao Wanting sneered, her face was arrogant and angry.

"Do you know how much it costs for me to send this dress to the dry cleaner? It costs hundreds of yuan to wash it once, which is enough for you to eat instant noodles for a month, you ugly bastard, can you afford to lose?"

Zhao Wanting walked towards Sun Xiaoxue step by step and said coldly.

"If I don't teach you a lesson today, you really don't know who has the final say in Sanjiang University!"

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